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Two birds one stone

2009-06-12T10:45:00.001-07:00

I started this blog in order to help with my writing (English Major) and to start a pod cast.

I though I’d write an essay a week on some arbitrary subject, post it, and I’d be fightin’ off the bitches with my penis. I honestly thought that I could do an essay a week and do random post on news from around the net and be golden. Nope. School, work, and my [awesomely hot] girlfriend all got in the way of my blogging duties. So from Monday on I'll devote most of my free time to this blog. That is a promise. It's nice to be back by the way.

My real life girlfriend:

Alright, fine! Here’s my real girl friend!

All right, all right THIS is my real girlfriend

Stay tune it gets worst…

Um, hey haven't seen you in a while, huh ?

2009-06-12T08:26:00.000-07:00

Yes! School is over and from this point on (well until summer sessions start) I and Justin will devote ourselves to this site and you!

Here's what our weekly post will look like:

Monday: What I've been reading; 'Justine's weekly anime rant'
Tuesday: What I've been watching
Wednesday: What I've been listening
Thursday: What I've been playing
Friday: What I am looking forward to
Saturday & Sunday: Not much at all...

That looks horrible...well I guess we're just starting up but still

WE'S BACK!

Quickie

2009-05-28T05:55:00.000-07:00

I like this Japanese commercial for "Fits" a gum...you can stop watching after the secound one; it ends up repeating the first two

Fuck Schrodinger’s cat! What’ve I been listening to

2009-05-28T04:39:00.000-07:00

MC Hawking, Bitches!

Yes, along with being the third smartest dude/dudette in the world (behind Kagami Yoshimizu and Marilyn vos Savant) this guy can bust a nut with a verse and a rhyme.

First off, MC Hawking is a prolific rap artist in the underground scene of Nerdcore. Nerdcore is a sub-genre of rap, as you guessed from the title a lot of the lyrics usually involve nerd, and nerd related things (anime, video games, math, science, being a virgin into your late thirties, Star Wars, Star Trek, any deviation of the concept of space, time, and pre-history universe.). Many of the prominent artists are…well white, and their delivery is similar to what many rappers at the birth of rap in the early nineties, eighties and late seventies.

like this:

Mama Said Knock You Out - LL Cool J
Than gangsta rap came along

6 Feet Deep - Ghetto Boys
Sorry

Anyway, Hawking love affair of rap came by in the early nineties when he and Dr. Dre were rolling down the street, drinking forties, and talking about theories of the Universe. When Dr. Dre turned to Hawking and whispered in his ear “Let’s make an album.” When Hawking recovered from shock that, that was the thing he asked! He looked over and said the words that would echo through the doughnut shape Universe and it’s duration.

"Let's set this bitch a blaze"
-Stephen Hawking, 1992

In 1992 Stephen Hawking dropped a three song LP: The Hawkman Cometh EP, and blew the collective mind of the rap community and the scientific community. In the same mother-fucking song, entitled The Hawkman Cometh Hawking blasting Kip Thorne, John Preskill, 2pac, Biggie, and Wu-Tang.

Hawking from ‘92 to ‘97 enjoyed the fame as being one of the most feared rappper of his time. In between those years Hawking released two more albums “Fear of a Black Hole(94)” and “E=MC Hawking(97)” to wide acclaim and sales.

On the 1997 song entitled "Hawking Radiation” on his album E=MC Hawking released that year, he called his life long scientific and rap rivals John Preskill and Kip Thorne "gay;" to add insult to injury Hawking mocked Kip’s LIGO experiment, again calling that “gay.” While introducing a new theory on the black hole information paradox...awesome!

In response to such an insult Kip and hetro-partner John Preskill challenged Hawking to a scientific rap off on the topic of the Black Hole Information Paradox(they believed Hawking's theory to be bullshit). The challenge was to take place at the University of Florida (Kip’s turf) on November 16th of that year.

Hawking unfortunately lost when he began his new joint “ Event Horizon“, although rumor has it that Hawking only lost cause Jon, and Kip cheated by unplugging Hawking’s machine and installing the flawed song(it’s rumored because the song’s content goes against everything Hawking believed and rapped about). Since than Hawking has refused to talk about the shameful event that ruined his rap career being dropped by his label Death Row Records.

Hawking became a recluse very seldom being seen in public; from 1997 to 2004 Hawking refused to even touch a mic. Seemingly out of no where and no reason Hawking announced he would make a best of album to be released in 2004 by Brash Entertainment to be epically called A Brief History of Rhyme: Best of MC Hawking. The album would have all of MC Hawking’s top hits remixed by Ken Leavitt-Lawrence and DJ Doomsday who would provide new beats and lyrics for the album.

When asked why Dre wasn’t involved with the album. Hawking only said “Et tu Dre? Et tu?” and left.

The record was quietly released with a very small reception.

In 09, I bought MC Hawking’s best of album over Memorial Day weekend and loved it. He mixes science, theoretical physics, and being a gangsta on the streets; very well with great rhymes on top of amazing beats provided by DJ Doomsday. The tracks are layered you can listen to it just for the enjoyment of a genially good song or ironicly for their amazing abilty to mix gangsta rap with theoretical physics. Check him out at his site or do what I did buy his album( of course there are other ways you can get his songs *cough* *cough*).

He was a legend in his time; his a myth in our’s

Biz Bizang (LP Version) - M.C. Hawking
Check it out he may not even be alive. He was rushed to Cambridge Hospital April 20th due to a chest infection. As of now they say his doing fine but you never know, you never know…

Ofiical sites
MC Hawking

Memorial day weekend was depressing

2009-05-28T02:44:00.000-07:00

Sorry it took so long but Memorial Day weekend was kinda long and with finales for the spring semester. It’s-it’s been a long week.

Today! Today is my day off. Post! Posts! That I should have done through out the week.

Not excited but I'm still going to watch it: M. Night's 'Avatar'

2009-05-22T19:53:00.000-07:00

Did you know The Sixth Sense writer and director M. Night Shymalan is making Nickelodeon’s anime inspired cartoon Avatar: The Last Airbender into a movie? Me neither…

Instead of being called Avatar: The Last Airbender it’s going to be called The Last Air Bender due to James Cameron’s movie of the same name; they've dropped Avatar from the title to avoid confusion.

The movie is due to come out July 2, 2010; going down the actors’ names on IMDB the only person I see worth mentioning is Dev Patel (the kid from Slumdog Millionaire). I’m not judging the movie based on its stars but on its director. M. Night has made one great movie, after The Sixth Sense every other film his made has been very, very disappointing.

I’m holding out hope that the movie may not be very bad; the movie is written by Bryan Konietzko and… M. Night. Still Bryan is one of the main dudes who worked on the series with Michael Dante DiMartino and they wouldn’t let their prized series be altered too much by M. Night. I mean from the screens below it looks like a pretty faithful adaptation.

How bad can he screw this up? Its targeted at kids, and maybe he won’t pull a disappointing twist: the kid was actually in car accident and these are his last thoughts.

Also that kid (Noah Ringer) does kind of look like the main dude from the show.

Dev looks “cool” I guess

[Thanks] Animevice, IMDB
[Source] USA Today

The Metriod Prime series is heading to the Wii

2009-05-22T19:00:00.000-07:00

G4 reports that Nintendo will release all three Metriod Prime games on August fourth. If you haven’t played any of the Metriod Prime games you should, especially now with it only costing 49.99 dollars. But wait it gets better: both Metriod Prime and Metriod Prime 2: Echoes, now have the same Wii Nunchuck control scheme as the third Metriod Prime does. Also the two previous games also have Metriod Prime 3: Corruption’s medal system, you can now buy art, music, and “special options.” The Metriod Prime series are some of the best shooters the Gamecube had to offer; I’ve yet to play Metriod Prime 3 but for 49.99, all three games on one disk, and with a crap loads of special features I’m so getting it.

[source] G4, Nintendo
[Official Sites] G4, Nintendo

Bill Clinton needs you in the Enclave

2009-05-22T18:39:00.000-07:00

In an Edge-Online interview with Lev Chapelsky General Manger of Blindlight (a production manger of sorts; for video games) told Edge writer Alex Wiltshire; his company tried to get former President of the United States of America Bill Clinton to do President Eden’s voice for Fallout 3.

Direct quote:
Have you worked with figures that aren’t in the acting world?
Celebrity acquisition applies not just to celebrity actors but to sports figures, politicians – we’ve made offers to Bill Clinton for videogames and gotten great responses with attorneys who have said, ‘The former president will not participate in one of your videogame products, thank you very much’. We appreciated that frankness and candour – you don’t get that kind of candour from Creative Artists Agency, frankly. If the answers no, they don’t return your call for six months.

What project did you ask Bill Clinton for?
I think that might have been to play the president in Fallout 3. Wouldn’t that have been brilliant? You get to that point in game and you hear that voice in the ether coming from off-camera and you’re like, ‘I know that guy!’

How awesome would that have been to have gotten Slick Willy be the president of a post apocalyptic DC. Unfortunately he said “no.” Just imagine it though, your walking in the Wastelands and you hear the smooth and silky voice of…

"Sup"

...mmm, comforting. Hilliary is so lucky!

[source] Edge article

[thanks] G4, Gaygamer, and Joystiq

Official sites:
Edge, Fallout3, G4, Gaygamer, Joystiq, and Blindlight

'Fuel' you're big and that's why Guinness love you

2009-05-22T18:17:00.000-07:00

Fuel, a game being developed by Codemasters has just received the Guinness World Record for being the biggest game in the world. According to the record book:

"Largest playable area in a console game: The largest playable environment in a console game is 5,560 square miles (14,400 km²), and is featured in FUEL (Codemasters, 2009). The area features rivers, deserts, forests and mountains and was demonstrated at the offices of Guinness World Records, London, UK, on 20 May 2009."

5,560 miles of in game playable terrain, I wasn’t very excited to play this game but now that I know it has such a large play-area I’m more “maybe” than I was “who cares.” Congrats either way!

[thanks] Kotaku,

Official Sites: official Codemaster's site, official Fuel site, Guinness, Guinness Gamer's Edition

The Robot Apocalypse is going to be so badass!

2009-05-22T15:27:00.000-07:00

A Japanese company by the name of Cyberdyne(I know like that movie!) has created an exoskeleton to enhance man’s physical attributes.
They're calling the awesome new exoskeleton Hybrid Assistant…Limbs. Wait that says HAL. Like in that other movie, where HAL goes insane and kills most of the crew members…

Skynet-er, I meant Cyberdyne (the name does not help) created the exoskeleton to help. Their “intent” for HAL is to help with rehabilitation, to move heavy objects in factories, and to assist in emergencies.

I’d make the obvious end of the world by robots joke here but I’d rather have you tell them to yourself as you nervously laugh and crap yourself as the idea of man slowly being destroyed by that in which he created becomes reality.

Here’s the official site’s link: Cyberdyne(unlike Justin’s links this one does work :) and HAL
Gizmodo did a Top Ten list of really creepy robots, enjoy

[thanks]
Slashfilm and Gizmodo

New episodes of Haruhi Suzumiya? Where?!

2009-05-22T00:56:00.000-07:00

Right here:
Haruhi Season 2? :'D
[I promise it's not Goatse.]

Watch it early, before it even hits the mainstream Internet community.
Merry early Christmas, guys. Anyway, long day today so I'm gonna hit the hay now. Night!

-Sincerely, Mr. Justin Bailey

I'm gonna come clean with you guys. I'd bang Haruhi. Yup. I'd do stuff to her face. Just thought I'd share that with you all.

Viz Media gave 'Ikki' to you and me

2009-05-21T17:58:00.000-07:00

Viz Media has announced the creation of a site that will allow it’s users to read serialized manga on it for free. Publishers Weekly reports that Viz Media created the site as a way to introduce, and promote new properties [also to gauge their success]. Viz media is planning what much of it’s Japanese counterparts do and serialize a series and once it reaches the end of it’s first volume, said volume will be put in stores for everyone to buy! Along with volumes, translated anime, character figures, and hug pillows, will soon follow behind a successful manga. It’s just like Japan sans the constant threat of Godzilla attacks.

Ikki, comes from a Japanese magazine of the same name. The magazine itself is a seinen print magazine in Japan; published by Shogakukan; the magazine is know for it’s preferences in alternative and underground work(example Sexy Voice and Robo). The site however won’t have such an inclination to what Ikki tends to publishes, instead it’s editors will choose work that is more appropriate to introduce to the American audience. Much like Viz’s hugely successful Shonen Jump, the site will have commentary, pictures and photos, interviews, and articles. Sorry, no posters, video game demos, or Yu-Gi-Oh trading cards…yet.

So far the site is in its beta form and only has Children of the Sea available to read. The full and proper site will make it’s fabulous premiere sometime in August of ’09.

I hope this works out. The link to Viz Media's Ikki site is below in the Official site links

[Source] Publishers Weekly and Viz Media's blog
[Thanks to] Animevice and Anime News Network
Official Site Links
Ikki, Ikki Magazine, Viz Media, Shogakukan ,Publishers Weekly, Anime Vice, Anime News Network , Shonen Jump (Viz Media)

Whose house do I burn down?

2009-05-20T21:37:00.000-07:00

According to Kotaku, the greatest anime Ikki Tousen or Battle Vixens (as it likes to be called here in the US) was made into a Japanese PS2 title that was in the process of coming over to the States. The ESRB had different plans however, they slapped the game with an "M" rating. "So?" you say. Well Battle Vixens is known for it's massive amount of fan service.

Thankfully the PS2 title didn't miss this fact. The game entitled Ikki Tousen: Shining Dragon has it's fighter take battle damage. Not, you see her face swell after being kneed in the eye. No, no, there clothes begin to tear and shred revealing the fighter's body and underwear; the ESRB didn't think that particular hook was kid friendly and so they gave it an M-rating.

The ESRB's reasoning:
All the female characters are dressed in short skirts or skirts with a high slit. The game features frequent depictions of panties, cleavage, and exaggerated breast jiggle. A special attack move allows some characters to rip opponents' clothes to shreds – exposing even more of the female anatomy (legs, breasts, partial buttocks).

...oh, sorry I was getting dressed to go buy this game.

Again according to Kotaku, Valcon Games CO-Founder Colin Goron after hearing the news of his company's game's rating said: "We could remove all the stuff that makes it an M-rated game, but then we don't think the customers would be very happy buying an Ikki Tousen game without all the shredded clothing."

Let's wait to see what happens

Ikki Tousen on Hulu

Thanks to
Animevice, Kotaku, and Siliconera
Offical Funimation site

Hey Bub, do you know about X-Men?

2009-05-20T20:16:00.001-07:00

X-Men on Marvel’s site! The animated series, from the 90’s, not the movies as I first thought. It’s great news none the less, I grew up with the series and I can not wait to go back to it. I remember watching this right after Pokemon...good times, good times

Also they have X-Men Evolution, The first episode of Wolverine and the X-Men, and some other cool shit!

I love X-Men Evolution!

Wolverine and the X-Men bad-fucking-ass.

Do yourself a favor and rent Hulk Vs. and only watch Hulk vs. Wolverine nerdgasm gaurented.

The Sess'

2009-05-20T16:09:00.000-07:00

I honestly I thought Adam Sessler was a reviewer with a good sense of humor. Nothing more nothing less; recently I found him to be more intelligent and mature then I previously thought.

Here's kinda why:

Video Game - E3 2009 - Sessler's Soapbox

Also I still do Morgan Webb, like do her in a way that's illegal. Adam can watch if he wants. I like an audience

Huh, that went to far... oh well here's the link to more of his rantings: The Sess'

Dress Chirs and Sheva!

2009-05-20T15:39:00.000-07:00

Capcom wants your suggestion on what Chris Redfield and Sheva Alomar should wear in the next downloadable content for Resident Evil 5.

Here's the post on Capcom go there and pitch, you have until May 22nd...Oh crap that's Friday. Luck
Dress Chris and Shiva!

May I suggest, Lucky Star school girl outfits?

RE5 official English site
Capcom blog

First! To view Haruhi I mean

2009-05-20T15:25:00.001-07:00

I can’t wait to watch the new episode of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya coming out May 25th *excited squeals.*

Apparently some can't wait either.Users on 2chan are reporting that devoted Haruhi fans have completely booked hotel rooms in Saitama,a prefecture of Japan. Why? Cause apparently the local Saitama television stations are going to air the new episode of Haruhi on May 21st before they air May 25th[everywhere else].

That's devotion.

Thanks to:
Animevice, datacomp, yunakiti, oops forgot 2chan users. Thanks

Soweee

2009-05-19T22:36:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the lack of pots today, school and masturbation took up most of my time today

Why Santa? (NSFW)
Five men that make Rambo look like a pussy
Yeah! I can't wait for my awesome new robot body. I'm gonna be a girl!/Tachikoma!

Dude! Awesome!

2009-05-19T21:13:00.000-07:00

Dude! Dude! The boys over at Team Ico prepared a teaser for what appears to be the sequel for Shadow of the Colossus. Or did they? Duhn, duhn!

I went to a lot of site trying to see whether this was indeed a teaser trailer for a new game? So far I’ve only seen speculation that this is indeed a new game by Team Ico. The footage itself is “Leaked” footage that found it’s way onto the net. The tralier is called Project Trico (a working title I assume); fans would note that this could be actual footage due to the pun of the name alone. Shadow of the Colossus was called Nico. In Japanese “Ni” means two. Huh, get it? Since Shadow of the Colossus was a sequel to Ico(kinda), huh? Pretty sneaky Fumito Ueda.

Anyway: many of the sites I visted trying to confirm this as actual footage for the game has proven fruitless. A lot of sites are stating that this could just be some art student with some free time on his hands. I kinda hope it is fan made. I'm a little apperehensive about the bird/dog/thing…it looks like something they lifted from Napoleon Dynamite’s Spanish notebook. Also it kinda looks like last gen's graphics, but that's understandable the last two games themseleves had antiquated graphics.

I guess will find out this E3, since many believe the trailer was suppose to make it’s premiere there before it did on the Internet.

Thanks:
Joystiq, Kotaku, Gamersyde, 1UP,

Manly Anime For Manly Men [Justin's weekly Anime rant]

2009-05-19T20:35:00.000-07:00

Hello, ladies and gents, and welcome to the first of many blog segments which from hereon after will be referred to as "Justin's weekly Anime rant"!

Yeah yeah yeah!

If you're like me, you like trying new things. Eating new kinds of food, meeting new kinds of people, and watching new kinds of anime. Every week I will be checking out a new anime then I will be posting a rant about it. I'll let you know if it's worth checking out or if it's nothing but a waste of your valuable time [I'm looking at you, Code Geass!]

No, Lulu. Having a glowing pink eye with mind control abilities does not automatically make you bad ass!

Anyway back to the main subject. This week I had the chance to check out Hajime No Ippo. What the hell is "Hajime No Ippo?" you ask? Well in a nutshell, it is one of, if not the most manly anime you will ever watch. It has no magical school girls, no cute cuddly "OMG SO KAWAII" characters, and one thing about this anime which really stands out is the fact that the male characters actually look manly when compared to most other anime. [Once again, I'm looking at you Code Geass. >:(]

Because pink swords are SO not gay.

Hajime No Ippo tells the story of a young man known as Ippo, a character most anime fans can relate to seeing as how he's a wimp who bullies like to pick on. Ippo s getting his butt kicked one day [like usual] and then the bullies do something that crosses the line. The bullies insult Ippo's mom! Ippo, being the wimp that he is, doesn't stand up for his mom and just collapses on the ground. Lucky for him, a bad ass amateur boxer is doing his daily manly jogs just as the bullies are kicking his wimpy butt...and thus begins the story.

The boxer saves Ippo's ass and Ippo decides he is done being a wimp. He takes an interest in boxing and slowly transforms from a wimp into a manly sandbag puncher. This anime is also very inspirational, since the protagonist is one the viewers can relate to. It really pumps you up! If you want a different kind of anime, then I highly recommend this one. Sure it's not as popular as Naruto or Code Geass but just because Adult Swim hasn't shown it, doesn't mean it's not good. If you have a vagina than this anime probably won't do anything for you. However, if you're a man, you have to at least check this anime out. Don't be a fag.

Take that, communist!

This concludes this week's anime rant. Tune in next week for Lucky Star!

Bye-bee!

Under Construction: Thanks

2009-05-18T23:11:00.000-07:00

I just want to say that our site is almost done, but we still have a long way to go. Thanks to everyone whose read these post on this blog.

Will good night I have school tomorrow. I leave you with something awesome

Under Construction: Justin

2009-05-18T17:49:00.000-07:00

Justin Bailey a good friend of mine is going to be doing weekly articles of well...whatever he feels is 'post' worthy. This can consists of stories, jokes, whatever. This week he "Bell Air-ed' me and you in return.

We're getting our bearings so stick around

Visit his own blog, Twitter, and Myspace

Life is a test.

2009-05-18T17:32:00.000-07:00

I learned a valuable lesson today. Life is a test.
Today I was in NYC, I take summer classes at an art school in New York, and I saw a man following an old Asian woman and her little Asian grand daughter I think it was. He followed them for 4 blocks before making his move, I only saw all of this because they were all in front of me walking down E22nd street at the time I was walking down it. Anyways, the man kept getting closer and closer to them until finally he hit the woman with a crowbar and grabbed the girl. I knew something was up so my mind went into battle mode. There was no way I could stand idly by as this pervert took advantage of an old woman and her innocent grand daughter! I immediately ran up to him as fast as I could and whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say that this cab was rare, but I thought "nah, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "yo holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

-Justin Bailey
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Don't you guys like misleading stories like that? Delicious copypasta.

What I've been reading: 'My Balls'

2009-05-18T13:59:00.000-07:00

I don't condone pirating or using pirate sites when it comes to manga and anime. The rule I have is “if it's not in the US than I read it online. If it is, I don't." So please support the authors and artist; buy manga and anime through legal channels

Now with all that out of the way onto what I've been reading:

My Balls
Written by Shigemitsu Harada
Art by Takahiro Seguchi
Serialized in Young Animal Arashi(Japanese only and some scantly clad women)
Premiered November 2006 and as of this post it's still on going.
A Mature rating: Nudity, sexual situations, rape, and some censored sex.

My Balls, is the greatest and funniest manga I ever read in one night. It's about a dude, who one day after his sad life as a college dropout, wage monkey, avid masturbator, and 22 year old virgin, stumbles down an ally way. Being drunk and wanting to pee; he pees on a random corner of the alley. When an orb containing a demon that was sealed away by the Archangel Gabriel. Gabriel now being an old man, doesn't get a chance to finish his spell to seal away the Demon Queen, when the orb begins to roll away from himand down the alley.

The orb rolls into Kohta’s stream of pee and our young hero [Kohta] pees on the orb, transferring the Demon Queen into his balls (his right one to be exactz. Archangel Gabriel witnesses his gravies situation, for he has used up all of his powers trapping the Demon Queen into that orb (which is now Kohta’s balls) is now an old homeless man; he confronts Kohta and explains to him what just happened when he peed on to the orb. He explains to him that back when God created man, Lucifer (than God’s favorite) lead a revolt with other angels against God. When the revolt was squashed, God condemned Lucifer to Hell where she’ll rule Hell as God does Heaven. In order to do this, Lucifer and God had to get their lawyers together and sign a contract stating the aforementioned. But! But, the contract allows a window [of a month/June] in which Lucifer and her demons are allowed to harm humans directly. The plan…when that time comes Apocalypse time baby! Earth is theirs. That time happens to be now, and the fate of the world rest in this dude’s balls.

In order to prevent the Apocalypse from occurring Kohta mustn’t ejaculate. That’s right. If he does happen to ejaculate she will be released and start the Rapture. Hell, in order not to miss the window in which the deal God and the Devil signed established, they send a lesser demon by the name of Elyse. Well I’m pretty sure you know what she has to do…. her mission is to make him *cough* cum *cough.* When she fails, Hell sends an army of female demons with different abilities to make the world’s unluckiest lucky man release the Demon Queen from her prison to start the Apocalypse. Sucks right well on top of that, the prettiest girl in the store where he works has finally decided to date/sleep with him.

The poor bastard. Not being able to ejaculate for an entire month…we're all screwed.

Note:
the manga is not finished and their is no set date for future release.
When this does come out in the US please buy it. I know I will.

-ED

Thanks
Anime News Network

Konata did you eat the lasagna?

2009-05-17T23:05:00.001-07:00

You're on a date with a beautiful women; everything is going well. She leans over the table, rubs your arm, whispers in your ear. "If you want me..." The waiter comes over with your bill; you pull out one of this babies:
She looks down at the card you've placed in the waiter's hands. She turns to you with bedroom eyes and whispers "You just got an anal pass."

Picture and source from Japanator