The Men of EDNA

WOM 10ish

2015-07-29T21:35:00.001-05:00

Gentlemen,

Adam, Andrew and I have been meeting semi-regularly, as well as playing trivia with Kevin and Brandon and voxing with Ross. The one thing that comes up regularly, other than Deez Nuts, is when will the next gathering be?

Well, let me be the first to open the discussion. We want to get something on the calendar soon, and make it come if you can type of event. It's this weekend, every year. If you can make it, great. If not, we'll see you next time. With work, kids, wives, etc this seems about the only way to do it moving forward.

Adam has thrown out Presidents day weekend, but Landon has sired many children in the month of February so that could pose a permanent problem. Open to ideas here, so leave them in the comments. Or join voxer and get in on our group chat. Be prepared to LITERALLY have you phone blow up.

I think we are all a little like this guy. Working for the man has us driving the Cadillac, the Flagilac if you will. But we still have the urge to let the flag fly a little bit. The freak flag. The urge is so strong that we have to open the sunroof on a Wednesday and let it rip. The flag that drinks High Life and Code Red. Manmosas. Basically anything mixed with High Life.

So lets hear your thoughts. Your concerns. Your fears. Your hopes. Your dreams, dare I say.

Valar Morghulis.

for Seth

2015-02-04T12:36:00.001-06:00

DATA Base1

2015-01-25T17:49:00.000-06:00

I'm pretty sure that this was the creation of Nunley and I will be posting the next 8 pages over the next few weeks. I'd love to hear some explanation of some of these things because some I know the story but many I have no idea what it is talking about.

He's Back!

2015-01-05T08:52:00.002-06:00

DANTON!!!!!!

The website it straight out of 1991.

Thornton must have eaten his severed arm and regrown it, or maybe he is a lizard.

Happy New Year!

Thanksgiving Hang Session

2014-11-24T14:38:00.002-06:00

Aaron and Jenny are coming in this weekend. Most of us are staying in town for the holidays...or at least will be back in time for this. Let's get together.

Gather up your wives and childrens and head on over to our house around 5:00 or 5:30. Bring money (will vary by family size--this ain't Soviet Russia) for pizza and drinks. We'll eat, drink, be merry, introduce all the new kids, hang out, and watch the Iron Bowl (starts at 6:45, I think).

Let me know who's in--even if you already have--and how many pizza eating mouths you are bringing.

This should, however, not impinge on drinks with Seth time (on Monday?)--that is bro-time; this is family-time.

2014-05-15T09:23:00.002-05:00

Laughed many times at this clip. Too funny not to share.

Baby time

2013-10-23T10:11:00.000-05:00

If you are a man and don't check Facebook all the time, you may not know that Carmen and I are going to be having a baby girl on or around March 11th. We can't decide on a name. I know you guys can help.

So this happened....

2013-10-15T13:21:00.001-05:00

Not to take anything away from Damien, who we all love and cherish from the deep down bottom of our hearts, but I wanted to let everyone know I recently asked a girl to marry me and she actually said yes.

I can tell you my mother's first words were "Was there a ring involved?". Which means it's safe to assume she thinks I have no control over my finances and live in a cardboard box by the Mississippi. My father of course was overly happy and his tears of joy could be heard across the state.

Her name is Kristen. She's a kindergarten teacher in an inner school, is scared of zombies, and wishes she was a wizard. So I think we mix pretty well.

Congratulations, Damien!

2013-09-05T05:22:00.001-05:00

FYI, Damien will be in the Hall of Fame:

http://www.herald-citizen.com/view/full_story/23525774/article-Tech-announces-five-HOF-inductees?instance=main_article

Useless Web Sites

2012-11-19T10:25:00.001-06:00

Here are some of the gems from http://www.theuselessweb.com/ (sound is needed to fully appreciate)

Leave your favorite in the comments section.

Have a Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

2012-11-12T20:49:00.003-06:00

The Nunley's are expecting! Just wanted you guys to know first! Elizabeth is 10 weeks and due in June!

Love you men!

Bonus Photo:

Do yourself a favor

2012-10-15T14:51:00.001-05:00

1. Search Google Images for Landon Vick. 2. Look at the first picture. 3. Repeat as necessary.

It's Time to Talk About Concussions (w/ Dr. Aaron Gray)

2012-09-21T06:37:00.001-05:00

Good use of the internet

2012-09-05T13:33:00.001-05:00

Old Spice Muscle Music from Terry Crews on Vimeo.

iPhone

2012-07-18T22:31:00.001-05:00

I got an iPhone via my work a few weeks ago. I like it and now I take a lot of pictures and videos with it, especially when I'm pumping gas wearing one of my favorite t-shirts.

The Baby Train Rolls On!

2012-07-07T07:02:00.001-05:00

Guys, we are happy to announce that Kandice is expecting! She is 13 weeks and due in January. Eva's pulling for a girl. I think the boys, out of pity, even want her to have a sister. We'll see. "Like arrows in the hands of a warrior, so are the children of one's youth." Praise the Lord!

Foretaste of the next games

2012-06-14T16:12:00.000-05:00

OH, what a foretaste, of glory divine! Next years games are on my mind this week, so here is a glimpse. One event, thats all. Shin Kicking. I hope someone has access to bales of hay.

To Whom It May Concern

2012-06-12T00:04:00.002-05:00

Wake up blog

2012-05-31T12:05:00.001-05:00

Look what I found on the server at work

2012-04-26T10:55:00.003-05:00

TeeFury Shirt of the Day

2012-04-04T15:11:00.001-05:00

TODAY'S TEE GONE IN 07:45:12 @ TeeFury.com

The day has arrived

2012-03-22T18:40:00.002-05:00

Finally, something good on the internet. DANTONNNNNNN!

Landon and Justin Were Right

2012-03-14T20:14:00.003-05:00

Guys, go get a safety razor. If you are using anything else, throw it away. I decided to start shaving everyday again and when I remembered how expensive razor cartridges were, I went ahead and invested in:

a good safety razor (Merkur 34c HD)
some blades (Derby Extra)
a decent brush (Tweezerman badger brush)
huge bottle of aftershave (Pinaud)
alum stick (Razorock)
styptic gel (Proraso)
shaving cream (Taylor of Old Bond Street - Sandlewood...arrives tomorrow)

Sounds like a lot to deal with, but really it isn't that bad. It makes shaving something I look forward to every morning. The reason I never shaved before is because my skin would turn red every time and would feel terrible all day. Not anymore. The safety razor simply cuts hair off of my face. A single blade, not 1 that cuts and 4 behind it that have nothing better to do than irritate me.

It may cost a little more up front, but I figure it pays for itself after a few months. Like Landon said, the blades are cheap. I bought a box of 100 for $8.00. That will last me a year. You'd spend at least $100.00 a year shaving everyday with a razor that uses cartridges. You can even splurge a little and get some awesome shave cream to use with a badger brush. It takes an almond-size dab of cream from a tub like Landon had to make a huge lathery monster on your face. The aftershave makes you smell like a man. Landon, I found the kind you had in a bigger bottle for the same price at Sally Beauty Supply. Don't go to the one by my house though because there is a tranny working there.

When I am commissioner, there may be points for manliest shave routine. It won't happen unless something happens to the Triforce though, so don't worry about it too much.

TL;DR version:

Go get a safety razor.

Tax Breaks for Mustaches? About Freakin' Time!

2012-02-29T08:36:00.001-06:00

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/staffer-refers-mustache-bill-committee-without-congressmans-consent_632956.html

Dad of the Year Candidate?

2012-02-15T22:33:00.002-06:00

So I had a student do a piss poor job on a presentation today, so I called him out on it via email and cc'd mom and dad (dick move?). Dad responded to son and cc'd me as well. Can't make this stuff up....

Son,

You will sit down with me and your mother and present this assignment to us. No excuses , it will be done this Saturday. There are places to be funny and places not to be so I want to see exactly why it was so important for you to do this. There is NEVER a place to be disrespectful and I believe an apology is in order to your teacher. So you want to be lazy and funny is my understanding. Don’t worry, I’ll still love you. I however won’t lend you money when you’re working at McDonalds because no one will give you a job. Maybe you can tell your friends a joke when you serve them their chicken Mcnuggets as they drive off in their Mustangs they earned by applying themselves in school. I’m tired of punishing you. I’m just disappointed in all the love and time your mother and I are wasting on your potential. You’re incredibly smart but also incredibly lazy. If that’s what you want to be in life, just tell us. Your mother and I can take all this money we’re wasting on you and take that vacation to Europe we’ve always wanted but can’t since we’re trying to be good parents and prepare you for life. If your choice of a job is a lazy comedian then eventually it will be your choice. We can’t make you be a doctor or an engineer. You will always be smart. However, it looks like you’re going to be poor also. Maybe uncle Greg can sell you a cheap trailer. I’ll tell him to save you one that only has a few rats. You think I’m being funny…….I’ll bring you one day and show you what life gives to funny , lazy DISRESPECTFUL people.

May I take your order,

Dad