The Mock Dock

Forbidden Love

Mockarena — Sun, 19 May 2013 00:49:13 +0000

Don’t judge them.

This Is Our Life With MockDog

Mockarena — Sat, 18 May 2013 19:56:22 +0000

Please, Do Let Them Know If You’ve Been Killed, Won’t You?

Mockarena — Sat, 18 May 2013 01:32:29 +0000

Is This Allowed??

Mockarena — Sat, 18 May 2013 01:14:26 +0000

Because I TOTALLY will do this from now on if it is. I have absolutely no problem tipping, but it’s the MATH. I just hate the math.

Your Friday Night Illusion

Mockarena — Sat, 18 May 2013 01:04:40 +0000

I miss Buckeye Bob. Anytime I see a good illusion, I remember how much he liked them, and I miss him. Anyway, here’s your Friday night illusion.

Nailed It.

Mockarena — Fri, 17 May 2013 00:20:08 +0000

Except for the turtle part. For which I am grateful.

This Guy Is Basically The Best Hunter Ever

Mockarena — Thu, 16 May 2013 19:12:55 +0000

You know you’re an awesome hunter when you don’t even need a weapon.

Your Inappropriate, Politically Incorrect Joke O’ The Day

Mockarena — Thu, 16 May 2013 19:04:13 +0000

Did I Ever Tell You My Lobster Story?

Mockarena — Wed, 15 May 2013 23:58:05 +0000

A few years ago, I was coming home from a haircut and it was evening time, and it was raining. And I hit the garage door button to open the garage as I always do, and as I started to pull into the garage, there was a GIGANTIC EVIL LOBSTER in the middle of my [...]

How To Know You’ve Hit Rock Bottom

Mockarena — Wed, 15 May 2013 23:31:18 +0000

If an entire block of cheese is a park snack for you, you’ve pretty much hit rock bottom. Or if you let this much of yourself hang out in public places: I mean, COME ON. Have some freaking DIGNITY, for crying out loud.