The Mock Dock

I Would Totally Not Be Able To Eat This.

Mockarena — Fri, 24 May 2013 22:02:24 +0000

ATTENTION TOWNSPEOPLE: ASHLEY JUDD WEARS SHORTS. I REPEAT. ASHLEY JUDD WEARS SHORTS.

Mockarena — Fri, 24 May 2013 21:26:13 +0000

If you’re a Normal Person, you just read that post title and thought, “Why in the holy hell is that news?” Your guess is as good as mine, but here’s what I’m referring to. You know what’s Actually Weird? That Ashley Judd would say that life is weirder simply because she wears shorts. And it’s [...]

Look! The LAT Made A Funny!

Mockarena — Fri, 24 May 2013 00:48:14 +0000

Why?

Mockarena — Fri, 24 May 2013 00:40:27 +0000

Seriously why? I mean, why not get in as much as you can early on, since later there are kids and responsibilities? And DOGS THAT INSIST ON SLEEPING BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND EVERY NIGHT? (I’ve heard that can be a problem.)

Mean. But Hilarious.

Mockarena — Wed, 22 May 2013 21:48:55 +0000

Oh, COME ON.

Mockarena — Tue, 21 May 2013 22:20:10 +0000

I mean, does she not feel a draft? Or a slight chill in her lower extremities? OR even just an OUNCE OF DIGNITY?

Must. See.

Mockarena — Tue, 21 May 2013 00:50:39 +0000

Stolen from Cousin-In-Law’s Facebook wall. I can’t believe this doesn’t have 8 skabillion views. EVERYONE, I mean, EVERYONE needs to see this.

Thank You But No

Mockarena — Tue, 21 May 2013 00:36:32 +0000

Here’s What It Would Look Like If Cats Had Light Sabres.

Mockarena — Mon, 20 May 2013 21:31:50 +0000

Forbidden Love

Mockarena — Sun, 19 May 2013 00:49:13 +0000

Don’t judge them.