tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004Thu, 16 Feb 2012 21:06:04 +0000manifestoJeremy PivenReggie BushJonah Hillchild supportConsequenceLisa Bonetg-shockadidasBilly Bob ThorntonawesomenessThe HangoverbaltimoreTyreke EvansI Highly Recommend...The Black Widow"Follow Me"Jessica AlbaKilling Me SoftlyLil WaynebowlingJay and Silent BobCommonvideojanet jacksonSeth RogenwatchesSambotseHarmonyBETlasonicMagic JohnsonQueen LatifahLauryn HillNerd AlertDamon DashGarden StateZack and Miri Make A PornoCurb Your EnthusiamParlour MagazineKeith OlbermannFOXPlayboyburritosNate RobinsonThe FugeesVery Bad ThingsDon DrapermagazinesCheryl ColePineapple ExpressMadmenWake Forestwill.i.amAndy SambergRachel MaddowRay-JsnuggieBruce LeeVanessa HudgensAutobotsThe Boondocksindustry rule #4080Danny McBrideIron Man 2Color Me BrownPumatx watchesFraggle RockWanda SykesMy Blogging BuddiesMike TysonMichael Cera30 RockBlake GriffinIf U Seek AmyDeJuan Blairtrailerfamous stars and strapsLex LuthorJay-ZWTF?Jeff TeagueBailout PlanNBA All-Star Weekend/mar.ket.'nol.o.gy/Allure MagazineCe Ce RogerselectionAir Jordan 2009MuppetsBritney SpearsMelo M5Talib MorganDeadpoolNew York Citygilbert arenasKatie CouricmusicOllie WilliamsI Love You ManWolverineKat DenningsVH1ipodHeavy.comKryptoniteJordan Brandreal jobsplatonic crushZac EfronHugh JackmanOlivia Munnfat kidscomedygadgetsmobile phonesMitsuaki IwagoNick and Norah's Infinite PlaylistBlackBerry Boldviral videoLindsay Lohantravelscared straightbachelor partyLonely IslandBill WithersOptimus PrimeBig BoiSharon LealVanilla IceDave BrandonElizabeth BankssportsDwight HowardBumblebeeScarlett JohanssonAnna FarrisTransformers: Revenge of the FallenblogsWill FerrellChardonnayTVJon HammPetcoTyler Hansbroughthe wizCaviarSupermanWaitingBirthdayMitch HedbergJustin LongTaurusFor The Love of Ray-JAmerican IdolDave ChappelleScott StorchEliza DushkuBobby BrownCassieFHMvanity platesMariah CareysneakersShaquille O'NealThe OfficeDa Lightskinn'd assassinBarack ObamaMoviesStargateJon FavreauThe MummyDiana RossFamily GuyTwitterbabiesNCAAAshantiKevin SmithRyan ReynoldsBeyonceHeroesMegan GoodBrandon RouthBlack Friend FinderSaturday Night Livepaternity testsPadma LakshmiSingle LadiesThe Noidstar warsQuizno'sFrat PackKobe BryantFriday FlickKelly ClarksonYouTube Lord of the RingsNipsey RussellRoberta FlackStephen CurryCarmelo AnthonyTaylor SwiftFunny Or DieX-MenIron ManKid CudiSouth AfricaDarth Vaderthe maury povich showOutKastAtmossteve mcnairTechPeekaruI ReadwembleytoysObserve and Reportsexiest womenAndre 3000Christian BalebromanceG.I. JoeDomino'sT-PainDunnysNotoriousRick RossfailCraig RobinsonTerminator: SalvationBad SantaKim KardashianBentleyAn average dude into not so "average" things...http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)Blogger66125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-8269923568285419314Sun, 12 Jul 2009 17:44:00 +00002009-07-12T15:48:31.353-04:00BETAutobotsThe BoondocksSambotsTransformers: Revenge of the FallenDa Lightskinn'd assassinStargateJay-ZVanilla IceBumblebeeMoviesDamon DashOptimus PrimeThe MummyAND WE'RE BACK... Our good friend, Da Lightskinn'd Assassin, decided he would rant about the completely awesome Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Without further ado...I am not the type to proclaim superfluous Pan-African stories of early Egypt and how the great minds of Greece and Rome all learn knowledge from Timbuktu. However, I am tired of the racist revisionist’s tone of Hollywood: check http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/07/transformers-revenge-of-revisionists.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-4718851224801323498Wed, 20 May 2009 06:46:00 +00002009-05-20T17:44:33.991-04:00scared straightthe maury povich showpaternity testschild supportHm...file this nugget under the (super loosely-based) term "creative."I never cut school for a really good reason. If it was to see a movie, I'm sure I could've waited until the more proper time of 8:00pm. If it was to go to a friend's house, all I remember doing is talking at a kitchen table, in the same way that could've been done at, say, a table in the cafeteria. (I do recall us signing onto http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/05/who-you-gonna-call-maury-of-course.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (oneinfiniteplaylist)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-8443120877835296569Wed, 20 May 2009 01:20:00 +00002009-05-19T21:30:15.566-04:00Playboyviral videoQuizno'sI am back, bitches. And apparently I should be headed back out to Quizno's.Damn you, Quizno's. First you had Scott and that insanely awkward funny commercial ("Put it in me, Scott!") and now this (NSFW):Smut + Viral Marketing = Geniushttp://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/05/this-gives-sandwhich-whole-new-meaning.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-2616508811838379126Fri, 01 May 2009 05:28:00 +00002009-05-02T09:19:16.230-04:00Diana RossAshantiBill WithersColor Me Brownthe wizMariah CareyI don't claim to have endured the "tragic mulatto" childhood that Mariah Carey so pathetically cries about (while drying her tears with diamonds), but I will say that being of mixed race gave my parents an awful lot of excuses to go above and beyond in explaining cultural differences. But only in really odd shallow ways. My father was ecstatic once my sister and I learned to exclaim "Dad!" with http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/05/ashanti-is-trying-to-take-my-black-card.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (oneinfiniteplaylist)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-4404136358659522502Fri, 24 Apr 2009 05:42:00 +00002009-04-24T01:56:05.582-04:00Funny Or DieOutKastviral videomusicAndre 3000Big BoiLike most, I have been a longtime OutKast fan. HOWEVER, while I know most of you all worship at the altar of Andre 3000, you can more often than not find me down the street praising at Big Boi Baptist. Yes, I DID like Speakerboxxx better than The Love Below... There, I said it. I even liked Got Purp?, Vol. 2. So, it goes without saying that I am looking forward to Sir Luscious Left Foot: The Son http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/all-hail-king-henry.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-4051955538883345751Fri, 24 Apr 2009 05:27:00 +00002009-04-25T02:35:25.463-04:00sexiest womenmagazinesFHMMegan GoodCheryl ColeJessica Alba*debatable.I don’t read FHM, but in an attempt to understand the logic behind this joke of a list…I ventured onto their website, saw this – along with the headline “Should Miley Do a Sex Tape?” – and then remembered, "I’m not a beerchugging frat boy from the Midwest," thus X’ing the window out and returning to my study.First, who the hell is (#1) Cheryl Cole (seen below)?Answer: She’s part of thehttp://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/fhms-sexiest-women-in-world-2009.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (oneinfiniteplaylist)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-2327749714109825306Fri, 17 Apr 2009 04:49:00 +00002009-04-17T08:36:26.349-04:00snuggiePeekarubabiesWTF?So, I'm not a mom or anything, but I'm pretty sure this:is not what they ("society") mean by closeness.There has to be another way to establish a relationship with your child - you know, just in case DNA and umbilical cords and placenta aren't enough. Like forcing him or her to do the Macarena with you in front of a crowd full of strangers at the Marriott's "Midnight Social!!!" in Aruba. (Here's http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/peek-boo-used-to-be-fun.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (oneinfiniteplaylist)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-3705636345084103646Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:39:00 +00002009-04-16T09:43:04.437-04:00Scott StorchmusicBentleyScott Storch arrested for jacking a Bentley (thanks Hip Hop Official and TMZ). SMH. Read the story here.http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/grand-theft-auto-miami-vices.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-8877107491238933882Thu, 16 Apr 2009 11:28:00 +00002009-04-16T07:42:44.673-04:00Domino'sDave Brandonviral videoWaitingThe NoidSee... and I hated Domino's Pizza because the tomato sauce gives me heartburn. THIS is some other shit. Two employees, Kristy Hammonds and Michael Setzer, were recently canned for posting a really gross video on YouTube. See it below (yay!):While I can't say I am surprised, as a child of the '80s, I don't know what's worse -- that or this:Domino's CEO Dave Brandon may want to enlist the dynamic http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/damn-dominos-damn.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-6750509918387741952Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:58:00 +00002009-04-14T20:03:14.054-04:00Funny Or DieeHarmonyviral videoLindsay LohanIt's good when the nutjobs can make fun of themselves. Especially, the really hot nutjobs. Enter Lindsay Lohan's new Funny Or Die video. I am sure its everywhere but hey I needed a blogpost for today.Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohanhttp://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/who-wants-to-date-celebutante.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-1603566433177434390Tue, 14 Apr 2009 00:23:00 +00002009-04-13T20:38:26.550-04:00Sharon LealEliza DushkuAllure MagazinePadma LakshmiI sincerely appreciate when women's mags encourage their readership to take pride in their bodies. Witness Allure Magazine's "Look Better Naked" issue. In order to inspire Average Janes everywhere to feel good about their bodies, the mag shot actresses like Sharon Leal (seen above), personal fave Padma Lakshmi and Dollhouse starlet Eliza Dusku in the buff. Brilliant! Thanks, Egotastic.http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/thank-god-for-allure-magazine.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-1906901219002477844Mon, 13 Apr 2009 17:11:00 +00002009-04-13T13:16:14.143-04:00Friday FlickParlour MagazineHey TMB fans! Just wanted to let you all know that the kid is getting some love on the Internets. My good friends at Parlour Magazine have been nice enough to let me blog about for their hot site. Check out my first entry here! And shout out to Steely D, J.Baker, Mahogany Jones and crew for making a brother feel welcome!http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/making-power-moves.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-3692784139033868274Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:35:00 +00002009-04-11T00:31:32.770-04:00failTwitterCassieWTF!!!!! Here I was about to shut down the internets for the weekend and I run across this photo of Cassie with her head half shaved. DAMN!Thank God you can sing act dance look stunning! Sigh... OK, I still love you.*Image courtesy of Cassie's twitpic*http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/wtf-cassie.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-3404848894358826270Fri, 10 Apr 2009 14:30:00 +00002009-04-10T10:41:28.593-04:00Funny Or Dieviral videoVanessa HudgensZac EfronQueen LatifahRipped right out of the headlines of Star, US Weekly and OK!, celebs are people too... and they have colorful relatives too. Don't believe me, then just watch this moving video from Funny Or Die.Zac Efron's Pool Party from Zac EfronBTW, if PWT relatives are Zac's only problem then I will switch places with him (Vanessa Hudgens included) in a heartbeat (I kid, I kid). And shout out to Latifah on http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/star-fuckers-dream.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-3013616567281058720Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:33:00 +00002009-04-10T09:49:51.924-04:00Jeremy PivenVery Bad ThingsJon FavreauSeth RogenBad SantaAnna FarrisObserve and ReportBilly Bob ThorntonI am obviously a Seth Rogen fan. So, it should be no surprise that I am looking forward to seeing him do dark comedy this weekend in Observe And Report. And while I am not a big Anna Farris fan, her scenes in the trailer look hilarious ("SHOTS.... YEAH!"). Peep the trailer below:BTW, if you love dark comedies (I TOTALLY DO!) then also check these out :Bad Santa (Billy Bob Thornton + black midget http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/i-want-to-see-it-observe-and-report.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-6995301257374688895Wed, 08 Apr 2009 12:23:00 +00002009-04-08T08:26:28.020-04:00Heavy.comviral videofat kidsAs a former chubby kid and a dude who can stand to lose a few lbs, I can say this with little guilt... This shit is ridiculous. Watch and enjoy:More funny videos like the "Fat Kid Raps About Food" at Heavy.comIronically enough, I was just telling someone that I wanted to adopt a fat white boy... because they're so hysterical on sitcoms.http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/proverbial-fat-kid-does-love-cake.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-6528220952004688999Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:56:00 +00002009-04-07T06:57:13.740-04:00Rick RossNipsey RussellSeth RogenAndy SambergObserve and ReportFamily GuyTVSaturday Night LiveMuppetsBy now, it has probably come apparent that I think Seth Rogen is hilarious. So, I thoroughly enjoyed the Observe and Report star's appearance on Saturday Night Live last night. And while I already hear the Rogen blacklash brewing (Family Guy, I am looking at you), I have to say that the "lovable loser" schtick still makes me laugh -- perhaps because it hits so close to home. Anywho, here are my http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/sunday-morning-quarterback-seth-rogen.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-8416823510493414912Thu, 02 Apr 2009 20:34:00 +00002009-04-07T06:57:52.985-04:00Curb Your EnthusiamWanda SykesMagic JohnsonTVFOXNot unless you have lady parts, you say? Not so! According to the New York Times, Rev. Deb Wanda will be hosting her own late-night show on FOX. Wow, that means she will be in such esteemed company as Magic Johnson, Keenan Ivory Wayans and that guy who hosted the Vibe show. SMH.For those of you who don't know who Wanda Sykes is, peep game below:http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/getting-into-bed-with-wanda.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-6892533195789957834Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:10:00 +00002009-04-07T06:58:20.592-04:00bachelor partyTVThe HangoverThe OfficeMike TysonIf you have ever gone to a bachelor party (check) or been the man of honor at one (check), then you will thoroughly appreciate the trailer for The Hangover. The film stars Bradley Cooper (Wedding Crashers), Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms ("The Office") and Mike Tyson... Yes, that Mike Tyson. Enjoy!http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/04/this-looks-all-too-familiar.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-4987226004000599201Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:03:00 +00002009-04-07T07:10:36.898-04:00YouTube Lord of the Ringsviral videoIron ManBruce LeeNerd Alerttoys*NERD ALERT*This is both awesome and ridiculous!http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/03/my-kind-of-celebrity-deathmatch.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-2853798056964899992Thu, 26 Mar 2009 05:32:00 +00002009-04-07T07:10:05.746-04:00videoReggie BushBobby BrownFor The Love of Ray-JRay-JCaviarVH1musicChardonnayLisa BonetKim Kardashian *sigh*let me gather my thoughts.what the hell is this? ray-j couldn't knock tigerlily up with a 15 minutes o' fame warranty baby, so now he's back to music? and with a soundtrack to a reality show? (of which i'm sure 80% of the songs have the word 'sexy' in or him speaking in third person.) seriously, i would have rathered they'd had the kid. i'm willing to wait the 20 years it'll take for http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/03/no.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (oneinfiniteplaylist)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-4786288539615284172Sat, 21 Mar 2009 22:41:00 +00002009-04-07T07:09:35.106-04:00Kevin SmithJustin LongElizabeth BanksSupermanMoviesSeth RogenZack and Miri Make A PornoBrandon RouthCraig RobinsonIf you haven't seen Zack & Miri Make A Porno, please do yourselves a favor and see it ASAP. I don't want to give any of the best shit away, so all I will say is this: Porn is funny. Marriage to a black woman is not. And someone needs to give Craig Robinson either his own show or a lead in a film.BTW, the one other scene I wanted to post was unavailable for embed but you can watch it here. The Machttp://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/03/kevin-smith-does-it-again.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-4306540422551261236Fri, 20 Mar 2009 01:11:00 +00002009-04-07T07:08:55.084-04:00American IdolKilling Me SoftlyThe FugeesLauryn HillTVSouth AfricaRoberta Flackwhat's really good in south africa?no seriously. what, i say what, is really good.someone failed to clue this girl into the fact that dancing (especially poorly) does not make up for your shitty singing voice. This girl is attempting to do a rendition of The Fugees' rendition of Roberta Flack's "Killing Me Softly," failing miserably, and, in doing so, making me fall completely in love with her. http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/03/i-want-to-hire-this-girl-to-sing-and.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (pants)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-8602035094834120000Thu, 12 Mar 2009 21:50:00 +00002009-04-07T07:08:36.409-04:00Funny Or DieDon DraperJon Hamm30 Rockviral videoSupermanBailout PlanLex LuthorMadmenKryptoniteIf you know TMB, you know one of his heroes is Superman. Call me a nerd (I dare you), but the Man of Steel (no homo) has always been my favorite superhero. So, of course when I saw John Hamm portraying Lex Luthor in this Funny Or Die video, I knew I had to share it with you all.I am not a fan of Madmen, in fact I have never seen an episode, but between this and his recent guest stint on 30 Rock, http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/03/lex-luthor-needs-guap.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-733205369825106004.post-6222201410647512442Thu, 12 Mar 2009 21:44:00 +00002009-04-07T07:08:10.879-04:00videoKelly ClarksonBritney SpearsIf U Seek AmymusicTaylor SwiftWOW!Britney Spears has done it again! I wouldn't call it a comeback (as per LL Cool J) but this video/song is dope. It seems like white girls are making all the good music right now -- Britney, Taylor Swift (yeah, I said it), Asher Roth and Kelly Clarkson. Peep Britney's "If You Seek Amy" below:http://themodestbastard.blogspot.com/2009/03/i-seek-amy-i-seek-amy.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (The Modest Bastard)0