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Summer Glau Joins ‘The Cape’

Summer Glau, star of Firefly, The Sarah Connor Chronicles and Dollhouse has been signed up to play a lead role in NBC’s new superhero show The Cape. The Cape is being billed as a superhero show, but it’s actually costumed heroes. In exact opposites with NBC’s other sci-fi hit, Heroes, The Cape will feature costumed [...]

Man Shits In Car

A man called police on Thursday to report finding his car broken into. As the man approached his car he spotted the passenger window was broken, on further inspection the man found faeces on the passenger side of his vehicle and a man sat on his backseat with his trousers and underpants around his ankles. The [...]

Woman Killed In Suspected Wolf Mauling

32 year old Candice Berner from Chignik Lake, Alaska was discovered lying dead in a pool of blood this week, her corpse was surrounded by wolf tracks. Mrs Berner, a school teacher at the remote village 500 miles southwest of Anchorage was discovered by snowmobile riders on Monday. her body was badly mauled and mutilated, the [...]

Texan Man Arrested For Sex With Neighbour’s Goat

An 18 year old Texan man has been arrested for buggering his neighbour’s goat. Court documents state that a witness caught Osama Latif Malik penetrating his goat’s anus with his penis and that Malik was ‘reckless’ about whether anyone would see him carrying out his deviant sexual behaviour and be offended by it. Malik hasn’t been [...]

Shocking Necrophilia Case In The Philippines

Police in Zamboanga, Philippines are investigating into an alleged case of necrophilia after five graves were desecrated in recent months. Starting in October last year five dead women and children have been exhumed from their graves at a cemetery in Barangay Mercedes and interfered with. The first instance back in October was a recently buried woman [...]

Old Woman Grows Devil Horns

An elderly woman in China has grown a 6cm horn on her forehead, and a second matching horn is also emerging. 101 year old Zhang Ruifang from Henan province in China has her relatives worried as she rapidly resembles a demon. The old dear, a grandmother with six sons, started growing her first horn almost a [...]

Kobayashi Breaks Meatball Eating Record

World class competitive eater Takeru Kobayashi has broken the world record for meatball gobbling. The Japanese speed-eater guzzled 29 meatballs in 60 seconds, smashing the previous record of 26. The record attempt took place this afternoon at Fulton Ferry Landing in New York. Kobayashi was surrounded by spectators and cheerleaders as he jammed the balls down [...]

Watch Kate Nash’s Brand New Video

Kate Nash is back on the music scene with a brand new album set for release next month. Kate’s second album, entitled My Best Friend Is You is the follow up to 2007’s smash hit Made of Bricks and will be released on 19th April. The album was produced by former Suede guitarist Bernard Butler. The album [...]

Star Trek Hottie Joins Conan Cast

Rachel Nichols who played Gaila, the sexy, green-skinned alien in J.J. Abrams Star Trek has been cast as the female lead in the forthcoming Conan remake. Nichols will play Tamara, a female warrior who teams up with Conan to defeat the movie’s villain. As well as playing the scantily clad Orion in Star Trek, Nichols has [...]

Woman Squirts Police Officer In The Face With Her Breast Milk

A Kentucky woman has been charged with assault after she squirted her breast milk into the face of a police deputy. 31 year old Toni Tramel was being processed following an arrest on Thursday night for being publicly intoxicated when the assault took place. Officials from the Owensboro jail reported that Tramel was in changing rooms [...]

Fringe Renewed For Third Season

Fox have today announced that the amazing J.J. Abrams sci-fi show Fringe will be getting a third season. Things were looking a little bad for the show after it received lacklustre ratings during it’s second season run. The Fox network have little sympathy for science fiction shows which don’t bring in the viewers, despite a [...]

Legend of the Seeker Producer Denies Cancellation

Legend of the Seeker’s executive producer Mike Sussman has once again tweeted about the show’s status, and it sounds like good news for fans. Following the Mark Twain quote Sussman posted on Friday he then made a statement asking for fans to calm down and to spread the word that a third season will be produced. “Everyone, [...]

Legend of the Seeker Cancelled?

Tribune Broadcasting, who commission Legend of the Seeker from ABC Studios have supposedly made an announcement that they will not be ordering a third season of the sword and sorcery show. Following a message posted on Twitter yesterday by a supposed Tribune insider, fans have been emailing the company to show their support for the show. [...]

Children Attacked By Hairy Sex Dwarf

Children at a primary school in Botswana have become victims to an alleged hairy sex dwarf. Parents of hundreds of children attending the Kalamare Primary School in Botswana have kept their kids home from school until the attacker has been caught. Over the past 12 months several children have been molested, sometimes repeatedly by an unknown [...]

Giant UFO Filmed Above China

Extraordinary footage of a supposed pyramid shaped alien spacecraft has surfaced on YouTube. The video is reported to have been shot above the Chinese city of Xi’an on 28th January this year. The film has been studied by Chinese ufologists who are certain the video is genuine and not clever CGI trickery. Ufologists around the internet [...]

Jewel Staite Lands Job At Warehouse 13

Firefly and Serenity star Jewel Staite has been offered a role on SyFy’s Warehouse 13. Yesterday SyFy announced that the second season of Warehouse 13 had gone into production and will be premiered in the States in July. The show stars Eddie McClintock and Joanne Kelley as two Secret Service agents who locate and confiscate dangerous [...]

Pervert Charged With Owning Octopus Porn

46 year old Andrew Dymond from Wales appeared in court today after images were allegedly found on his computer of a man having sex with an octopus. Dymond appeared in Swansea magistrates court this morning to face 25 porn charges, he didn’t enter a plea and will appear at Crown Court in May. Prosecutors told magistrates [...]

Max Headroom Turns Supernatural

Max Headroom star Matt Frewer has been cast as one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse in The CW’s Supernatural. Frewer, best known for playing the iconic 80s character Max Headroom, and also appearing in hit sci fi shows such as Star Trek: TNG and Eureka, has been cast as Pestilence, the third horseman. Supernatural [...]

Lawnmower Decapitation

A 42 year old Australian woman was decapitated this morning in a freak accident involving a lawnmower. The unnamed woman was walking to work when a passing lawnmower hit an unidentified object which caused a large piece of metal to fly through the air at high speed and decapitate the woman, killing her instantly. Investigators in Townsville [...]

Lena Headey Stars In New Fantasy TV Epic

Lena Headey, the star of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles will play a lead role in a brand new fantasy TV show commissioned by HBO. Game of Thrones is pitched as “The Sopranos in Middle Earth”, and is based on the A Song of Fire and Ice series of novels written by George R R [...]