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Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s Xander Tasered By Cops

Actor Nicholas Brendon, who played Xander Harris in Buffy the Vampire Slayer was arrested by police in California today after they tasered him twice. According to police reports officers were called to a location in Venice, California when a man was seen acting drunk and disorderly. The report says that Brendon allegedly threw a punch at [...]

Chestnut Triumphs At Corned Beef Contest

Some of competitive eating’s biggest names took part in the TooJay’s World Class Corned Beef Eating Championship held today in Florida. The International Federation of Competitive Eating’s top ranked eater Joey Chestnut proved once more why he’s number one by storming through 15.5 corned beef sandwiches to take first place. Each sandwich was made with rye [...]

Man Suffers From Huge Chin

Even Jimmy Hill would balk at this, a man with an even bigger chin than his! 47 year old Chang Du from Henan province in China sought help from a herbologist when he discovered a small lump on his chin, but whatever the quack gave him either didn’t work or just made the problem a hell [...]

The World’s Largest Meatball

Glen Oaks Community College in Michigan believe they’re about to enter the record books with the world’s largest meatball. The record has not yet been officially verified by Guinness World of Records, but two official Guinness witnesses were present for the unveiling of the monster meat product yesterday. The meatball was cooked in an oven at [...]

More Jedi Discrimination

Back in September 2009 The Morningstarr* reported on the blatant discrimination against the founder of the Church of Jediism by Tesco supermarket. And this week another practicing Jedi has been ordered out of a JobCentre in Southend, Essex for wearing a hood. 31 year old Chris Jarvis is a member of the Church of Jediism, which [...]

The World’s Shortest Man Has Died

He Pingping, official holder of the Guinness record of world’s shortest man has sadly died aged just 21. Standing just 73cm tall He Pingping from Wulanchabu in China was crowned the World’s Shortest Man back in 2008 after waiting a full year for Guinness to verify his claim. Since then Mr He has been seen at [...]

The World’s First Genderless Person

48 year old Norrie May-Welby is the first person to be officially recognised as genderless, after doctors couldn’t sex it. May-Welby was born a male in Scotland, and in 1990 aged 28 had a sex change operation. Following the operation May-Welby stopped taking it’s female hormone pills and became neither a man or a woman, just [...]

Six Legged Cow

A cow with an extra pair of legs has been born on a farm in southern China. The six legged calf appears to be perfectly healthy, but with two legs growing out of the middle of it’s back, and a second small tail growing next to it’s regular one. The legs are both jointed and they [...]

Summer Glau Joins ‘The Cape’

Summer Glau, star of Firefly, The Sarah Connor Chronicles and Dollhouse has been signed up to play a lead role in NBC’s new superhero show The Cape. The Cape is being billed as a superhero show, but it’s actually costumed heroes. In exact opposites with NBC’s other sci-fi hit, Heroes, The Cape will feature costumed [...]

Man Shits In Car

A man called police on Thursday to report finding his car broken into. As the man approached his car he spotted the passenger window was broken, on further inspection the man found faeces on the passenger side of his vehicle and a man sat on his backseat with his trousers and underpants around his ankles. The [...]

Woman Killed In Suspected Wolf Mauling

32 year old Candice Berner from Chignik Lake, Alaska was discovered lying dead in a pool of blood this week, her corpse was surrounded by wolf tracks. Mrs Berner, a school teacher at the remote village 500 miles southwest of Anchorage was discovered by snowmobile riders on Monday. her body was badly mauled and mutilated, the [...]

Texan Man Arrested For Sex With Neighbour’s Goat

An 18 year old Texan man has been arrested for buggering his neighbour’s goat. Court documents state that a witness caught Osama Latif Malik penetrating his goat’s anus with his penis and that Malik was ‘reckless’ about whether anyone would see him carrying out his deviant sexual behaviour and be offended by it. Malik hasn’t been [...]

Shocking Necrophilia Case In The Philippines

Police in Zamboanga, Philippines are investigating into an alleged case of necrophilia after five graves were desecrated in recent months. Starting in October last year five dead women and children have been exhumed from their graves at a cemetery in Barangay Mercedes and interfered with. The first instance back in October was a recently buried woman [...]

Old Woman Grows Devil Horns

An elderly woman in China has grown a 6cm horn on her forehead, and a second matching horn is also emerging. 101 year old Zhang Ruifang from Henan province in China has her relatives worried as she rapidly resembles a demon. The old dear, a grandmother with six sons, started growing her first horn almost a [...]

Kobayashi Breaks Meatball Eating Record

World class competitive eater Takeru Kobayashi has broken the world record for meatball gobbling. The Japanese speed-eater guzzled 29 meatballs in 60 seconds, smashing the previous record of 26. The record attempt took place this afternoon at Fulton Ferry Landing in New York. Kobayashi was surrounded by spectators and cheerleaders as he jammed the balls down [...]

Watch Kate Nash’s Brand New Video

Kate Nash is back on the music scene with a brand new album set for release next month. Kate’s second album, entitled My Best Friend Is You is the follow up to 2007’s smash hit Made of Bricks and will be released on 19th April. The album was produced by former Suede guitarist Bernard Butler. The album [...]

Star Trek Hottie Joins Conan Cast

Rachel Nichols who played Gaila, the sexy, green-skinned alien in J.J. Abrams Star Trek has been cast as the female lead in the forthcoming Conan remake. Nichols will play Tamara, a female warrior who teams up with Conan to defeat the movie’s villain. As well as playing the scantily clad Orion in Star Trek, Nichols has [...]

Woman Squirts Police Officer In The Face With Her Breast Milk

A Kentucky woman has been charged with assault after she squirted her breast milk into the face of a police deputy. 31 year old Toni Tramel was being processed following an arrest on Thursday night for being publicly intoxicated when the assault took place. Officials from the Owensboro jail reported that Tramel was in changing rooms [...]

Fringe Renewed For Third Season

Fox have today announced that the amazing J.J. Abrams sci-fi show Fringe will be getting a third season. Things were looking a little bad for the show after it received lacklustre ratings during it’s second season run. The Fox network have little sympathy for science fiction shows which don’t bring in the viewers, despite a [...]

Legend of the Seeker Producer Denies Cancellation

Legend of the Seeker’s executive producer Mike Sussman has once again tweeted about the show’s status, and it sounds like good news for fans. Following the Mark Twain quote Sussman posted on Friday he then made a statement asking for fans to calm down and to spread the word that a third season will be produced. “Everyone, [...]