The Mustache Rangers

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 64

mustacherangers@gmail.com (The Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 12 May 2008 10:00:28 +0000

One thing is always relative to another, unless you are referring to Uncle Stan. Uncle Stan is not really your uncle, nor is he made up of matter like you or I. Remember that the next time he tries to count your ribs.

The Mustache Rangers explore the things brought by time in today’s podcast episode. Enjoy it without penalty.

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 63

mustacherangers@gmail.com (The Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 05 May 2008 10:00:05 +0000

If you have never heard of an iceberg before, let us explain it for you. It is a smallish sort of town made completely of ice. Commerce flows normally, just slower.

The Mustache Rangers deal slightly with ice in today’s podcast episode. Put it into your brain. Now.

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 62

mustacherangers@gmail.com (The Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:00:23 +0000

Nicknames are for the strong and the weak alike. However, nicknames serve different purposes for these two groups. Just keep this truth in mind. The strong hand out all nicknames, and the strong hate the weak. Hopefully, this information will help you out of some jam in the near future.

Today, the Mustache Rangers receive nicknames. Enjoy it.

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 61

mustacherangers@gmail.com (The Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:00:48 +0000

After a week of trying to put a squarish toy square into a roundish toy circle hole, the adventures of the Mustache Rangers are back. In a rare continuation, they continue to continue their storyline from the previous episode. Enjoy it.

Technical Malfunctory

mustacherangers@gmail.com (The Mustache Rangers) — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:20:12 +0000

Apologies to our loyal followers. This weekend, the podcast translation crew ran in to technical difficulties. The podcast for this week has been delayed until the week the follows this week. Please accept our apologies and hunt down those who do not accept our apologies. They don’t have to be such a big jerk about it, after all.

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 60

mustacherangers@gmail.com (The Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:00:24 +0000

There is cult on a distant planet that does not believe in tiptoeing. That may not be a harsh enough way to describe their belief. It is not as if they think tiptoeing exists but they have no faith in it. They actually believe there is no tiptoeing. They throw some fantastic shindigs.

Be careful of today’s episode of the Mustache Rangers. It will certainly be careful of you.

The Mustache Rangers LIVE

mustacherangers@gmail.com (The Mustache Rangers) — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:49:32 +0000

Often times, the Mustache Rangers will come to Earth and recount their most exciting tales live to a theater audience. Well, there is now a space for all of your Mustache Rangers live performance information.

Simply click on this page for information on upcoming live Mustache Rangers shows.

But click fast! Their next live appearance is this weekend, and the cost to view is but one dollar!

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 59

mustacherangers@gmail.com (The Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:00:03 +0000

We live in a complicated and ever changing world. Galaxies, on the other hand, are constant and never change. You may think they collide and rip each other to pieces, but that thinking would be deadly incorrect. You can always count on the constant of the never changing galaxy.

The Mustache Rangers check their heads in today’s interpod netcast. Pick up your ears and listen to it.

The Mustache Rangers: Episode 58

mustacherangers@gmail.com (The Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:00:19 +0000

There are an amazing variety of terrible moving pictures produced in our modern times. Sometimes it would be easier to close your eyes and let the all consuming darkness take you away. But some of these moving pictures involve the humors antics of animals. These are the pictures worth living for.

The Mustache Rangers discuss art in today’s interpod netcast. Enjoy it.

Your Favorite Episode

mustacherangers@gmail.com (The Mustache Rangers) — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:08:16 +0000

Mustache Rangers Central Command is taking a informally mandatory survey of the listening public. It is demanded that you please comment on your favorite Mustache Rangers Interpod Netcast, of your own free will. If you would be kind enough to absolutely indicate your preferred episode and your reasons for preference, Mustache Rangers Central Command will not be forced to cause harm to you. Or not cause harm to you.

Your comments can be placed in the comment receptacle. You are wasting our time by continuing to read our words. You need to begin making your own words. Now.