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Test Out: Podcast Episode 261

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 10 Jun 2013 09:00:18 +0000

School is a very special time in a child’s life. It’s when they really learn how to be embarrassed. You think Uncle Rick tickling you until you wet your pants is shameful? Just wait until you express an individual sense of style!

The Mustache Rangers explore teaching and testing in this podcast episode. Why don’t you share it with your neighbor? Sure, you only accidentally make eye contact with them when you’re both getting your mail at the same time. But they might like the podcast. Take that risk!

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Massage: Podcast Episode 257

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Sun, 02 Jun 2013 09:00:45 +0000

Misogyny and campfires are the main focus of this, the first Mustache Rangers podcast of 2013. We’re sorry we’ve been gone so long, but we were so anxious for Arrested Development to return we couldn’t concentrate.

Did you know that misogyny still exists? And it’s mainly men who are the cause? Mainly manly men. Mainly many manly men. What were we talking about? Listen to the podcast already, and tell your friends.

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Give Up On Time Travel: Episode 259

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 09:00:52 +0000

You may love time travel movies, but they don’t make any sense. Don’t worry about it. Your brain and the writer’s brain are too dumb to make heads or tails of time travel. It’s the limitation of this biological sponge in our head. You fill a sponge with protein lines and jab it with electricity and expect it to understand the flow and obstruction of time? If you do, then your sponge could use some extra electricity to the front part of the sponge part.

Enjoy this week’s podcast, dummy.

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Eat More: Podcast Episode 258

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 09:00:43 +0000

Diet fads come and go as surely as the tides and bell bottoms. You can say “bootcut” but you’re not fooling anybody, the Gap. But getting back to diets, everyone is looking for the quick fix. The superfood or the magic bacteria that will eat your insides, but just enough so that you look pretty and your bowel movements smell like a kitten’s dreams.

We’re here to tell you that the kitten bacteria doesn’t exist. The only way to properly manage your weight is with a calendar of some kind. One that berates you daily. It’ll say things like “how many doughnuts is that now” or “still putting off buying running shoes, huh?” If the calendar is correct about your laziness, you’ll feel bad and maybe make a change. If the calendar is wrong, you can feel better about yourself for being smarter than a calendar. Either way, improvements are made and you’ll start to feel better.

This is for poor people only, of course. For rich people, get someone to stab the fat out of you. We think it’s called “surgery” or “insurgency.” Those words probably mean the same thing, like “flammable” and “inflammable.” So get insurgency already.

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Opinions: Podcast Episode 257

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 09:00:55 +0000

Other people’s opinions are the topic of discussion in this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. Interesting fact. Did you know that everybody has an opinion? It’s true! Even babies are all, like, “what’s with all the light and the lack of amniotic fluid out here?” That was just translated with a baby translator, by the way. That’s probably why you haven’t heard about it in the news yet.

Some people say “opinions are like assholes, everyone has their finger in one.” Stay away from those sorts of people. They really know how to mess up a good saying. They’re probably mixing up that nursery rhyme about Little Jack Horner and that saying about opinions. At least, that’s our opinion on the mattter.

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Holiday Cards: Podcast Episode 256

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 17 Dec 2012 10:00:41 +0000

Cards, books, and money. Isn’t that really what the holidays are about? You receive cards that look good on your mantel until the year rolls over. You receive books that you’ll never read. Or you get a card full of money. Really, those are the only three options.

Sure, there may be a bike thrown in for good measure when you’re younger. But beyond that, even as a baby who can’t read you get books. Why all the books, adults? We know that rabbits are furry. Do we really need Pat the Bunny to tell us this? If you can’t tell from looking at it that bunnies are soft, then you’re in for a lifetime of hardships. Or soft ships.

You probably don’t want to use soft ships, or “rafts” as they are most commonly known. At least, not on the ocean. A raft is like a serving platter for sharks.

What were we talking about? Oh yeah, the podcast. Listen to the new podcast. It’s about the holidays, we think. And happy Terrance Day to you.

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Go to Hell: Podcast Episode 255

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 09:00:21 +0000

Hell and decorating are the topics of this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. More decorating than hell, but “go to decoration school” isn’t a very catchy podcast title. Maybe you have a better idea for a title. Well, you can shove it. We don’t want to hear it. Make your own damn podcast. Leave us along. Enjoy!

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Andrew Zimmern: Podcast Episode 254

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 09:00:47 +0000

Andrew Zimmern, host of Bizarre Foods and the Go Fork Yourself podcast, takes time out of his busy schedule to deliver some very urgent news to the Mustache Rangers. Will it be food related news? Yes. Sorry, spoiler alert.

You can see Andrew Zimmern live at HUGE Improv Theater, home of the Mustache Rangers, on December 10th at 8pm. You can find more information on seeing Andrew Zimmern or the Mustache Rangers on stage at hugetheater.com.

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Secure: Podcast Episode 253

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 09:00:20 +0000

Security cameras, Big Brother, and ghosts invade the personal space of the Mustache Rangers in this podcast episode. This is the episode that was actually recorded for Halloween. Whoops? Enjoy it anyway. Don’t worry, there is no candy involved. You won’t have to suspend your disbelief too much.

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Get Political: Podcast Episode 252

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 05 Nov 2012 09:00:59 +0000

A podcast about politics the day before a major election? It’s like we planned this or something.

Don’t worry. Your values won’t be challenged. It’s mostly talk about teeth and aspirations. You know, things you talk about every day. Anywho, enjoy this Mustache Rangers podcast episode.

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Trustbusters: Podcast Episode 251

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 09:00:20 +0000

It is almost Halloween, and you know what that means? Podcasts with a vaguely spooky theme, but not really! This podcast is really about board games. If there is anything better than playing a board game, it’s listening to two people bicker about it. So listen, already!

And don’t forget! The Mustache Rangers return to HUGE Improv Theater this Friday at 9:30pm. Come for the 8pm show and enjoy our show on the same ticket! Look at all the money you’re saving on entertainment!

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Podcast Episode 250 Live: Podcast Episode 250: Redundant

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 09:00:22 +0000

The milestone that is a quarter of a milestone, the Mustache Rangers have reached episode 250 of their celebrated podcast. Enjoy this special episode, recorded live in front of an audience at HUGE Improv Theater in Minneapolis, MN.

The video of the show, including a look backstage, is still available right here

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Podcast Episode 250 Live

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Sun, 21 Oct 2012 00:46:40 +0000

The video (or, still frames with audio) is up! The audio version of the podcast will be coming in the next day or two. Thanks to everyone who watched episode 250 live!

Also, you can skip to the performance about 18 minutes it. Or you can watch the whole thing and get a peek into how we warm up and put on our mustaches.

Video streaming by Ustream

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Spider Hats: Podcast Episode 249

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 15 Oct 2012 09:00:54 +0000

With our feet stuck well into the muck that is October, it’s only proper to have an arachnid-centric episode. If you live in a place where spiders can’t rot your skin if you’re bit, you have no right to be afraid of spider. In case you were wondering.

Spiders and hats will bring you smiles in this podcast episode. We think.

Edit: Two separate spider hat related jokes in one week? What does it mean, internet? See Zach Stafford’s Extra Fabulous Comics.

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Get a Bonus: Podcast Episode 248

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 09:00:37 +0000

Temperatures are discussed in this podcast episode. After all, we know what our audience wants. Lots of talk about being too hot or too cold. Afghans aren’t brought up, but they are a great way to keep you both warm and cold at the same time. We don’t know why we’re telling you this. Listen to the podcast already, dummy.

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Beard Patrolmen: Podcast Episode 247

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 24 Sep 2012 10:00:44 +0000

The “gentlemen” from the Shoddy Radio podcast join the Mustache Rangers this week playing the Beard Patrolmen. For those of you who didn’t see the live show the Mustache Rangers did that one time, the Beard Patrolmen are the greatest enemies of the Mustache Rangers.

Speaking of live shows, the Mustache Rangers will be performing their 250th podcast episode LIVE onstage and online on October 21st, 2012. If you live in Minneosta, go the Improv a Go-Go at HUGE Improv Theater to see the performance. If you live not where we just said, stay tuned for details on where you can stream the performance live!

Now, enjoy this current podcast episode!

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Can’t Imagine: Podcast Episode 246

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 09:00:35 +0000

We know what you’re thinking. Where have you been, Mustache Rangers? But you thought it with a real twinge of attitude, so we won’t answer you. Next time, when you think of something you might possibly ask, you had better check yourself before you Rex Urselph. Don’t know how that phrase became so popular. Anyway.

Imagination, or the lack of imagination, is the target of this podcast episode. Empty your mind as you listen in.

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Jasmine Memories: Podcast Episode 245

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 09:00:59 +0000

Scents and tastes can strongly evoke memories and emotions. But can a taste take a memory away?

Probably not. But that won’t stop the Mustache Rangers from going on and on about it in this podcast episode. Honestly, can’t they shut up for, like, 2 minutes? Some of us are trying to sleep.

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How the Bread is Made

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 14:03:40 +0000

We know! You hate this podcast drought! But things have been busy are Mustache Rangers Central Command. There is a lot of theater going on. We think it is some kind of virus. A thespian virus. Don’t let any actors bite you.

Until a new show goes up, you can listen to Aric talk about how the Mustache Rangers podcast is made on the Seekrit Projekt podcast.

No, spell check. That’s how it’s spelled. Leave me alone.

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Tell It Again: Podcast Episode 244

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 16 Jul 2012 09:00:30 +0000

Facebook is a giant waste of time, second only to listening to people tell stories you’ve already heard. If there were a way to monetize that, we’d be billionaires by now. But you can’t sell ad space in old stories.

The Mustache Rangers tell old stories in this podcast episode. Enjoy it in your own time and in your own way.

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Advertise: Podcast Episode 243

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 09:00:03 +0000

It may comes as quite a shock to you that advertisers bend the truth to get their products sold. Or, it may come as no shock at all. We can’t assume to know your educational background. Do you know what badminton is? Badminton looks like fun, but it is terrible. That’s what advertising does to you.

The Mustache Rangers discuss the perils of adverting in this comedy podcast of theirs. Eat it up with your ears. And enjoy a special guest message from Succotash, the Comedy Podcast Podcast.

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Squeamish: Podcast Episode 242

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 02 Jul 2012 09:00:34 +0000

It’s easy to be squeamish. After all, who knows what the cat dropped into your shoe last night? The Mustache Rangers explore the feeling of squeamishness in this podcast.

Have you checked your shoes yet? You should. And cedar shoe trees would really clear this whole situation up.

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Remove Pants: Podcast Episode 241

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 09:00:34 +0000

Monica Hamburg of the S&M Rants Podcast joins the Mustache Rangers in this podcast where the freedom of the human form is discovered and uncovered. Or maybe it’s just a bunch of giggling. I mean, all that flesh can be awfully funny. So many lumps of different shapes and sizes. Enjoy.

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Black Tie: Podcast Episode 240

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 09:00:48 +0000

Black tie events are fun, probably. We’ve never been to one. There are probably a lot of hi-jinks there, mostly involving punch bowls and swimming pools with retractable covers.

This podcast features assumptions about black tie events, mostly based on movies. Mostly based on Kubrick movies. Mainly, the Shining.

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Create Jobs: Podcast Episode 239

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 09:00:41 +0000

Creating jobs isn’t easy, as this week’s podcast will attest. Sure, you could simply copy the jobs that are already there, but that is boring. If you’re doing it right, you need to think of a job that has never existed before. Like bread wearer or box car kisser. We’re just spit-balling here. Although, those would be amazing jobs.

The Mustache Rangers talk jobs in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it in complete silence.

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Etsy: Podcast Episode 238

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 21 May 2012 09:00:02 +0000

You could make a millions dollars by stealing all the ideas that the Mustache Rangers have in their podcast. And then the Mustache Rangers would make those million dollars by suing you. But they’d smile while suing you. And really, isn’t a smile like a hug? Would anyone bad hug you? NO!

Enjoy this week’s comedy podcast adventure thing.

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Last Resort: Podcast Episode 237

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 14 May 2012 09:00:33 +0000

We really don’t know why you’re reading this. Podcasts are an audio medium. Just listen to the show already. You know these descriptions never have anything to do with what goes on in the episode anyway. You should have learned that by now. Anyway, how are you? It’s been a while. We took up a hobby.

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Snap: Podcast Episode 236

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 09:00:53 +0000

Waiters, take note. You are legally obligated to pee into the soup of anyone who snaps at you. How else will those people ever learn to stop snapping their fingers at people? This is your duty, waitrons.

The Mustache Rangers deals with snaps and claps in this week’s episode. Store it in your brain.

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Brett Favre: Podcast Episode 235

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 09:00:37 +0000

There are certain things that Brett Favre is known for. Throwing a football, for instance. Or wearing rings, as an example. Today’s podcast is about the other thing. You know what we’re talking about. There’s something about Brett Favre.

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Assume: Podcast Episode 234

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 09:00:22 +0000

Assumptions are what differentiate man from the beasts. Squirrels assume that tree branch will hold their weight. Humans draw a diagram about why a tree branch can’t hold their weight. Oh humans. Just jump!

The Mustache Rangers assume many things in this week’s podcast adventure. We assume.

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Ranger Normal: Podcast Episode 233

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 10:00:38 +0000

The Mustache Rangers are back, and they’re joined by the crew from the Sex is Fun podcast. So prepare your ears accordingly. Perhaps you are at work. Try not being at work. Okay. At home now? Good.

In fact, if you need MORE Mustache Rangers this week, you can hear a special Mustache Rangers episode of the Sex is Fun podcast right here!.

The Sex is Fun podcast is dedicated to the rational discussion of human sexuality from the approach of fun, enjoyment and pleasure. We recommend rationality. It’s pretty great.

Enough jabber. Listen in!

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Back Soon?

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 14:32:19 +0000

We’re sorry for the unexpected hiatus. Family stuff and happenstance. Don’t worry. We should be back next week? Notice the question mark. We are not committing, but hopeful.

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The Pits: Podcast Episode 232

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 09:00:42 +0000

Nobody likes snakes. Even the dudes who wear snakes as a fashion statement are scared to death of them. They simply think the constant risk of death is worth it if a pretty lady looks their way. Bonus points if she looks their way with an expression that is not disgust.

The Mustache Rangers talk about snakes in this week’s podcast episode. Don’t freak out.

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Fear: Podcast Episode 231

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 09:00:29 +0000

Fear. Does it hurt more than it helps? Sandwiches. Have you had more bad sandwiches than good? Chairs. Still trust them? Listen to this week’s Mustache Rangers episode and you may start to question everything you understand about everything.

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Quest: Podcast Episode 230

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 19:50:37 +0000

Skyrim and Diablo 3 are the games of the hour. In Skyrim and Diablo, you go on quests. In this week’s Mustache Rangers podcast episode, they talk about quests. Does that mean that everyone who plays Skyrim or Diablo 3 should listen to the Mustache Rangers? It couldn’t hurt.

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Take Liberties: Podcast Episode 229

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 09:00:49 +0000

Everyone tells stories. Even rocks, if you put a robot mouth on them and tell the robot mouth to say approximately what you think a rock would say. It’s mostly “I’m dry” or “I’m wet.” Rocks are very aware of their hydration levels.

The Mustache Rangers jabber on about stories and how they should be told in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it while surrounded by your loved ones.

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A Short Intermission

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 15:45:57 +0000

The Mustache Rangers podcast will be taking a short two week intermission. With the avalanche of live shows we have been and will be doing, our time has become a little limited. But do not fret! We will be back on track shortly!

Take this time to listen to older podcasts, share with your friends, and get out to one of our live shows at HUGE Improv Theater.

Thanks for continuing to listen! We probably love you.

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The Secondary Objective: Podcast Episode 228

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 10:00:46 +0000

Video games make their influence known as the Mustache Rangers work on confirming their secondary objective in this podcast episode. Will they have to hack three computers or find the secret music box? You’ll have to listen to find out. Or have a courtroom stenographer type out this week’s episode for you and have them read it back. That’d probably be fun for you, yeah?

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Take Flight: Podcast Episode 227

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 09:00:41 +0000

The serious topic of body alteration is used for the light fun in this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. Did you see that guy who put magnets under his skin so he could attach some devil horns? I mean, really. Come on, guy. Give that surgery money to me! I’d spend it on so much gum!

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Top Ways to Get People to Visit Your Website

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 17:00:12 +0000

1. Make a list

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Anti-Comedy: Podcast Episode 226

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 09:00:34 +0000

The Comedy Album and artistic interpretation are the main talking points in this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. And the squabbling. There is always a bit of that, isn’t there?

You think, over hundreds of years, you’d eventually work out the kinks in a friendship. The reality is, the kinks keep getting worse. It’s sad, in a way. Or, actually, it’s funny. It had better be funny. This is a comedy podcast after all.

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Change-Up: Podcast Episode 225

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 09:00:03 +0000

Terrance Day is winter solstice tradition that keeps the Mustache Rangers going. Aside from a genetically altered panda delivering gifts, very little information has come out about the traditions of Terrance Day. Until this podcast! Bring your loved ones around the fire and listen to this holiday themed podcast. We think you might learn something about yourself.

You can also listen to the episode that originated Terrance Day right here.

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Turn Inside Out: Podcast Episode 224

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 09:00:21 +0000

Internal organs, what they can do and what they can’t do, are the pain topics of contention on this Mustache Rangers podcast episode.

Now, keep in mind, the Mustache Rangers are not doctors. At least, not doctors in the traditional sense. If you would consider “someone who eats a certain brand of breakfast cereal because they think it will keep them healthy” a doctor, then the Mustache Rangers are most certainly doctors. But, you most certainly don’t think that.

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Weak: Podcast Episode 223

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 09:00:16 +0000

Denim and weakness. What do they have in common? Why would you read the answer in a blog post when you could listen to it in a podcast? Today is your lucky day, because the Mustache Rangers explore the topics of denim and weakness! All in one podcast episode! For free! How lucky are you? You should call your best friend and brag about how lucky you are.

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Interrupted: Podcast Episode 222

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 09:00:02 +0000

We can’t blame you to listening to the Minneapolis St Paul Magazine best podcast of 2011. We would too, if we weren’t living it.

In this podcast episode, the Mustache Rangers learn how rude it is to interrupt someone. And then some other stuff happens.

Metal sound provided by acclivity at FreeSound.org
Jelly bean sound provided by lsprice at FreeSound.org

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Get Graphic: Podcast Episode 221

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 09:00:35 +0000

Graphic novels are for everybody. Sure, that what the geek at the store keeps telling you, but that doesn’t make it less true.

The Mustache Rangers work on their very own graphic novel in this comedy podcast adventure.

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Watch the Ham: Podcast Episode 220

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 10:00:31 +0000

Podcast podcast blah blah blah ham. Listen. November 16th is Give to the Max day in Minnesota. It’s a day to donate to non-profits and to have your donations matched in different ways.

The Mustache Rangers will be raising money for HUGE Improv Theater, our home theater, on November 16th. If you would consider a donation, we would be forever grateful. And any donation made through http://bit.ly/givemustache counts towards are fundraising efforts.

The improv team that raises the most money will receive 6 plane tickets, to get out to different improv festivals across the country.

Only donations on the 16th count towards the goal. If you donate, make sure it is on November 16th.

So, if you have listened to the podcast or have seen our live show, please consider helping HUGE Improv Theater and helping us by donating at http://bit.ly/givemustache. Thank you! Now, enjoy the show!

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Toilet paper orientation – Computer-pedia

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 15:48:02 +0000

(photo by Aaron Landry)

Toilet paper is something you put gross stuff that comes out of your body on. It is made out of trees, like rocking horses. Sometimes it is quilted by little church ladies and sometimes it is made by bears. Do you understand what toilet paper is now? Good. Now on to the “orientation” part of this article.

Toilet paper orientation is an issue created by stand-up comedians. They think that, when locked in a horizontal position, there is a best way for toilet paper to fall. The two options are over the top or down the back. We won’t even get into worm holes being used to solve this “problem.” It isn’t a problem. Who cares?

Do you know how many marriages ended in comedy related observations before stand-up comedians were invented? One percent. And after Einstein invented stand-up comedy? Two percent. That’s double what it used to be!

The proper reaction to someone talking about the correct orientation of toilet paper is to sock them in the teeth. You should be wearing chain mail gloves while doing this. No sense in cutting your knuckles up.

Here are other things that dumb dummies think are issues but are not:

Toilet seat position (so toilet obsessed)
How toast hits the floor
Babies on airplanes
Babies in dumpsters
Reaganomics
How bitches be trippin

Who regrets never having figured out the toilet paper orientation issue on their death bed? Nobody! Instead they’re all, like, “Oh, I’m so mortal. I wish I was a computer.” Chumps.

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Whoops a Daisy

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 15:14:19 +0000

We know, we know! You love you Monday podcast updates. And we love you. But it isn’t going to happen this week. The immeasurably insignificant gravitational pull of aligning planets have caused our crab signs to fight some bulls. Or something. Anyways, there will be a new podcast up next week.

In the meantime, why not check out the new shows that will be going up at the NoisePicnic podcasting network this week? You don’t have to answer “why not.” That was more of just a thing to say. But you can answer it if you like. Why not?

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Angry at David Malki: Podcast Episode 219

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 10:00:51 +0000

David Malki, creator of Wondermark and co-editor of the Machine of Death, lends his vocal talents to this Mustache Rangers comedy podcast. If you have been waiting for an episode filled with yelling, you can stop waiting. It is here to hear!

Water sound effects provided by Benboncan from FreeSound.org.

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Cliche: Podcast Episode 218

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 10:00:39 +0000

A phrase or cliche has a life of its own. Once said, it will either sprout wings and play upon the gentle winds of humanity forever or it will fall to the ground and be crushed like the onion under a mountain.

For example. Do you think “looks like rain today” is a phrase that will live on eternally through the human culture or will it turn to dust the second it leaves your stupid mouth? C’mon! Think of something interesting to say for once, Larry!

The Mustache Rangers discuss cliches in this comedy podcast episode. Share it with your social community, so they don’t think all you have to share are cat pictures.

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Manuel Carbonell: Computer-pedia

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 17:13:32 +0000

Manuel Carbonell, the last of the Cuban Master Sculptors. He was a guy who looked at a piece of wood and said, “That ain’t no wood. I see an eagle or something crazy in there.” And then he used a tooth brush to carve out that crazy thing. Maybe not a toothbrush. Probably a chisel or something. I don’t know.

(photo by Joyce Lowry)

So, anyways, Manuel is still alive. But he’s very old. So hold on to those sculptures. Also, I asked him “don’t you hate Cuba” and he was “no, Cuba is awesome and sexy.” Whatever. I didn’t really care.

When asked what kind of board games Manuel liked, he said Monopoly. That was kind of weird for someone from a communist nation. He might have said CandyLand. Google Translate was kinda iffy on the whole thing. He said “dulces de la tierra.” Sounds like Monopoly, right?

Current sculptures by Manuel look like the ship from Flight of the Navigator, painted black, squished, and stretch. They also sound like Paul Rubens. You have to listen real close though.

So, to wrap up this entry, have you ever seen a bird and you didn’t know what it was? That’s the only time anyone ever uses a bird book. Well, a coaster too. To look up birds and act as a coaster.

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Meet the Apple Sisters: Podcast Episode 217

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 10:00:27 +0000

The Apple Sisters join the Mustache Rangers in this very special podcast episode. What happens while guys who speak in an olde tyme way meet up with gals who speak in an olde tyme way? There’s only one way to find out! That’s by using your head holes and listening up.

And make sure to listen to the Apple Sisters on their own podcast at Earwolf.com. Seriously, we shouldn’t even have to tell you that. You should already be doing it.

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The Greatest Idea: Podcast Episode 216

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 10:00:56 +0000

Accepting the quirks in people you spend a lot of time with is a must. Unless you are a prison guard. In which case, guard those prisoners! Quit chatting it up with them! They’re trying to get inside your head!

The Mustache Rangers discuss their quirks in this podcast episode.

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Get a Tan: Podcast Episode 215

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 10:00:07 +0000

Gift giving and receiving. What a mess, right? Well, the Mustache Rangers may have just found the solution to gift giving in this comedy-podcast-adventure-asode.

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Get a Gold Star: Podcast Episode 214

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 10:00:15 +0000

Accolades and recognizing the importance of your employees are the convoluted topics of the day on this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. Get your best gal, go out, have a nice dinner, driver her home, then drive yourself home, then listen to the podcast.

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Are Vein: Podcast Episode 213

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 10:00:39 +0000

Get rich quick schemes are only good if the schemes are quick. If they are not, then you have yourself a get rich scheme. And if you don’t have the scheme figured out, then you simply get rich. The lesson here is, drop the schemes.

The Mustache Rangers scheme their little hearts and veins out in this comedy podcast adventure.

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Get Infected with Scott Sigler: Podcast Episode 212

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 10:00:41 +0000

New York Times bestselling author Scott Sigler joins the Mustache Rangers in this week’s virus filled podcast episode. Do not worry. They are not computer viruses. Just the normal horrible kind of virus.

Follow Scott Sigler on Twitter @ScottSigler, head to his website at ScottSigler.com, and buy his astonishingly well researched scifi horror novels. They are amazing.

Are you still reading this? You should be listening to the podcast.

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Yummy Fingers: Podcast Episode 211

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 10:00:37 +0000

Sometimes we just want to be noticed. That’s why city folks wear overalls, after all. It’s the little quirks that make people say “hey, I like/hate that guy/girl.” And really, isn’t that all we really want/don’t want to hear? The Mustache Rangers figure out their own quirks in this podcast adventure.

After listening to the podcast (at the bottom of the page) feel free to watch the companion video to this episode (above the podcast. Weird, right? Deal with it).

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Come Up Shorts: Podcast Episode 210

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 10:00:56 +0000

Teamwork are the orders of the day, as the Mustache Rangers imagine how to become the chief celebrities of an alien race, in this comedy podcast episode. The “comedy” stands for “comedic.”

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Do Nothing: Podcast Episode 209

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 10:00:34 +0000

What is more useless than doing nothing? That’s right! Talking about doing nothing. Prepare yourself for the most useless podcast episode to ever exist.

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Married?: Podcast Episode 208

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 10:00:11 +0000

Have you ever wondered what When Harry Met Sally would be like if it starred two guys traveling through space? Wonder no longer, as this podcast episode spells it out for you! Enjoy!

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Addicted: Podcast Episode 207

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 10:00:26 +0000

Video games! The kids love them! So do Mustache Rangers! But what will happen when video games come between the Mustache Rangers? Listen to this podcast and find out!

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Link: Podcast Episode 206

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 10:00:47 +0000

Does and don’ts of formal dress are the topic of conversation between the Mustache Rangers for this comedy podcast episode. Enjoy it with someone you want to argue with.

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Abilene Paradox: Podcast Episode 205

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 10:00:59 +0000

If the fate of the world ever hinged on where everybody wanted to eat, we would all be doomed. The Mustache Rangers decide on what to do for dinner in this thrilling podcast adventure!

For more information on the Abilene paradox, please visit Wikipedia. With your help, we can wipe it out once and for all!

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Mustache Rangers Classic

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 19:27:43 +0000

The Mustache Rangers have a new podcast! Sort of. This week NoisePicnic, a podcasting network for creative and talented podcasters created by Aric McKeown and Mike Fotis, launched. And one of the featured podcasts is Mustache Rangers Classic!

Mustache Rangers Classic is a new take on the oldest Mustache Rangers episodes. Starting from episode number one, the audio is being cleaned for a more pleasant listening experience. The podcasts will also be re-edited, or edited for the first time, to make them snappier and more fun to listen to.

I know. We all love long awkward pauses. But maybe less will be better. And not “maybe” but “certainly.”

New Mustache Rangers episodes will continue to be published here, but for a trip into the pleasant past you should check out NoisePicnic and Mustache Rangers Classic!

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Wake Up: Podcast Episode 204

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 10:00:21 +0000

The boundless opportunity of a lazy day is explored by the Mustache Rangers in this podcast episode. Enjoy it, if you know what is good for you. Or if you mom tells you to.

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Have Two Pages Left: Podcast Episode 203

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 10:00:21 +0000

Famous works of literature and knowing when to be quiet are the focus of this Mustache Rangers comedy podcast. But you already knew that.

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Visit the Capitol With The Wrestling Team: Podcast Episode 202

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 10:00:43 +0000

The comedy and podcast duo Wrestling Team joins the Mustache Rangers as they visit one of Washington, D.C.’s most famous landmarks in this comedy podcast episode.

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The Mustache Rangers Sell Out

mustacherangers@gmail.com (Mustache Rangers) — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 17:12:57 +0000

Starting July 7th, the Mustache Rangers live stage show returns to HUGE Improv Theater. Join the Mustache Rangers and special guests Deutschland as they bring you an evening of entertainment for the low price of $5.

But, hold on one second! If one of the six Mustache Rangers shows sells out, the remaining shows are free! So if the July 7th show sells out, then you can see the remaining five shows for the low price of $0.

Pass the news around. The Mustache Rangers would love to put on a free show for you. Get everyone you know to the July 7th show.

8pm. HUGE Improv Theater. Don’t miss it.

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