the myles files

Trigun on Netflix?!

2011-03-27T18:50:00.000-07:00

What the shit? A few days ago, I discovered the new Trigun Movie, now I discover Trigun on Netflix! It's like some sort of crazy cosmic coincidence...or is it? Funimation is probably testing to see if Trigun is still popular enough that they'll buy the rights to the movie for a US release. That's what I'm thinking. And screw all that crap in my previous post about converting the movie for view on my tv. Now, through Orb, I can stream anything (files, pictures, music, videos) from my computer to my Wii using the Safari browser. I love living in the future. Besides ending up looking like the humans from Wall-e, I think I can get used to this

Trigun: Badlands Rumble

2011-03-20T13:05:00.000-07:00

What the shit, man? Why did nobody tell me there was a Trigun movie out last year? Holy crap, I just downloaded it and am going to watch it as soon as it's converted to mp4 so I can view it on my tv. Who needs cable these days?

My Prediction on the future of Naruto

2010-11-11T20:05:00.000-08:00

Man, I love reading Naruto. I freaking love this crap. I predict, that Kabuto, using his damnable "Impure World Resurrection" technique, will eventually meet up with Naruto and summon his own mother and father to fight against Naruto. That will be some crazy shit. It might not come true, but it's just something fucked up that Masashi Kishimoto would do to prolong the series and make it truly sad and emotional and draw in viewers and critics alike. I wonder who'll play Naruto in a live action movie? Hmm...

2010-10-09T17:08:00.000-07:00

Am I Expendable material?

I think so.

Hey, I'm back, after a little hiatus there. Sorry, had to get my head together, deal with some personal crap, real life, etc. I'm here now, though, and here's one of Ian's awesome freakin' cartoons, circa 2003/4.

Gone To Earth

Maybe I could get your comments/feedback on this, I'd really appreciate it! Peace out, homies, I'll be back tomorrow, fo realz. Sheezy.

A little doodle for the 100+

2010-10-01T19:33:00.000-07:00

Well, here's a little chick I drew.

Alice in Wonderland influence, perhaps? I guess, I don't know. I should really ink and color this, maybe for my next post. Maybe I should draw her nude? Perverts of the world, let me hear your collective voices!

100 Followers!

2010-10-01T09:24:00.000-07:00

Woo! You guys rock! I'm at work right now, so this post has to be short, I'll update with a better, more celebratory post later tonight! Just want to say I appreciate it! Kick ass, yo.

My BootCamp Blog

2010-09-30T17:22:00.000-07:00

I wrote this right before I went off to basic training a little over a year and a month ago. Just to give you an impression of what my life has been like. I'll update again with something better tomorrow, but right now I have to iron my shitty cook whites again. DAMN YOU, ARMY. Also, I did a quick drawing of Arnold Shwarzencoughinflagenfloozle. Enjoy!

"Sometimes life gives you lemons, but before you can make lemonade, life shits on the lemons. Then, puts it all in a blender, pisses in it, throws a handful of rusty razorblades in, and tops it off with a dead rat. Then, with a gun to your head, forces you to drink it and calls THAT lemonade. Actually, on second thought, life doesn't even give you lemons. 'Cause life is a dick like that. Life is like, "Hey, wait, give me those fucking lemons! I'm going to make some lemonade. Enjoy your shit-ade. Also, have some cancer. And I killed your cat." That's really the way it is, and that pretty much sums up my life.

On Thursday, I had my final day at work, said my goodbyes to all my coworkers, and walked out the door, walked to the street, looked both ways and saw that my bus was coming. I ran across like I always do, then as soon as I made it across, a cop pulled up and gave me a ticket for jaywalking. I told him, "Hey man, can you just let me off with a warning? I'm getting married tomorrow and I'm joining the army on Monday." He was like, "That's nice, here's your ticket."

Fuck cops. He had a shitty mustache anyway.

But after that, everything was good. Diana and I got married the next day, went to the comic book store, had some fish tacos, then saw District 9, which was a fucking awesome movie. We'll have an actual ceremony later on so we can invite all our friends and family, but what we did was pretty damn good for me.

I'm leaving for boot camp in less than 7 hours, ready to become the sexiest Myles I can be. And I know what you're thinking: "Myles, how can you be any sexier than you are now? You're sexy Myles the Pharaoh Wizard!" I know, I know, but I will do the impossible and become even sexier.

So this is my last blog for a little while, at least two months. I'm not good at goodbyes, so I just want to say "Smell ya later." If you want to write to me (which I hope you do), get my address from Diana. I don't even know what it'll be yet, but she'll keep you updated.

Love and Peace"

Bleach in a Nutshell

2010-09-29T20:03:00.000-07:00

Here's a comic I did a while back on Bleach. Hope you like it, I tried to capture the ridiculousness of it all, then I realized most anime is like this, so I shouldn't pick on just Bleach. But anyway, happy reading! And comment, would ya, homies?

My face still freakin' hurts

2010-09-29T11:22:00.000-07:00

And it looks like this:

Ahhhhhh!!!!

Okay, so it's not that bad. Nothing is that bad. I wanted to talk a little today about internet porn. Why? Because I have no idea why people do what they do. I'm going over my head how, how could some 19 year old, pretty hot looking chick, eat someone else's shit, then puke it back into her friend's asshole, then fist it in there, then she shits it back into her mouth, then they both kiss and eat it together. I mean, I don't think there's any amount of money in the world they could pay me to do that. So then I thought, are these girls kidnapped? Are they being forced to do this shit? Are they really just that badly addicted to drugs that they will literally do ANYTHING for their next fix? I have so many questions and there are never enough answers. How can I contact these girls for interviews? And what about all the crazy ass amature porn that's out there of equally fucking batshit insane videos, what are those fuckers thinking? Where do they work during the day? Is that my local Wal Mart greeter stuffing an eggplant in her vagina and pissing off a balcony?

My God, man.

I really have to lay off the internet.

My face hurts

2010-09-28T16:36:00.000-07:00

Back from the dentist. The right side of my face is big and puffy and I feel like my gums just took on Jackie Chan's fists. It's kind of sad that now I can never use this as an excuse ever again to get out of work. Maybe I should have saved it for another time, but whatever. Here's another Ian comic, and I think this might be the last one. I'll start posting the cartoons later. See ya!

Another Comic from Ian and Say Goodbye Wisdom Teeth

2010-09-28T07:10:00.000-07:00

Now this here comic is a true tale of a young girl with down syndrome, overcoming her handicap to help herself, her mother, and her friends and bring happiness to the world, in her own happy, retarded way.

Well, I'll be posting later tonight. I just did my online errands and now I'm off to go get my wisdom teeth pulled. This is going to hurt like fuck, but at least I get some nice Vicodin and the rest of the week off work. Woo hoo! Expect many drugged up comments and posts later. Peace!

Midget by Ian R Hamilton

2010-09-27T21:38:00.000-07:00

Midgets are awesome.

Drunko the Clown by Ian R Hamilton

2010-09-27T05:24:00.000-07:00

A timeless coming of age story of a clown down on his luck.

Cows, Futbol, and Nazis

2010-09-26T20:00:00.000-07:00

3 separate tales by Ian R Hamilton

Teen Pregnant

2010-09-26T18:26:00.000-07:00

This one was done years and years before all that Teen Mom crap. I find it funny, anyways. Let me know what you think!

Dan and Mike by Ian R Hamilton

2010-09-26T11:08:00.000-07:00

These are done by my extremely talented friend whose name is in the title. He's working in LA on a bunch of crazy animated projects. He will be rich, and by proxy, so will I. Will post more after work. Lame.

The Janitor by Ian R Hamilton

2010-09-26T09:16:00.000-07:00

Sunday in your Face

2010-09-26T06:12:00.000-07:00

Back again. I had to wake up at 445 in the morning to iron my Cook Whites, shave my face, brush my teeth, then had to be at work by 6:15. Well, the damn Sergeant in charge didn't show up until 7, so that was a waste of time. Then he split the shift so we don't have to work all day, which is good if you're on morning shift, you leave at 130 and have the rest of the day for whatever. But, if you're on afternoon shift like me, you have to come back at 130, get off at 730, then have to be back for morning PT by 600. That's a typical weekend schedule for me.

TL/DR: thearmyisgaydon'tjoin

Aliens?

2010-09-25T22:28:00.000-07:00

To keep up with my semi-promise of more posts, I'm posting a link to a Cracked article about freaky shit. I love this website, and it takes up about 90% of my time. I'm wasting my life!

How the hell did I get here?

2010-09-25T20:02:00.000-07:00

Hello, everybody. I've been gone for a while. Crazy shit has been going on the past few years. 6 years actually. I've been out of touch with all of my friends and family and update you all on what's been going on. Also, I'm just going to post a lot of random crap that I find amusing, interesting, or what have you. Such as:

it's a marmoset

Well, that's it for my first post. I'll try to as often as possible. Peace out, homies.