The Neverending Rant of Kasim H. : My Only Hope is to be Hated

Children Beware

2011-01-10T21:22:00.000-08:00

This post goes to all of those who have children, take care of children, or one day plan to have children which they will need to take care of...

PLEASE keep your fucking kid under control. You know how angry I get when I see kids running around the grocery store, I ask myself 'Where the fuck are their parents?' Not only do kids run around (sometimes getting in your way) but they are loud and annoying.

Yeah I don't have any kids but that's exactly why I don't have any. My child would be dead the day it left the hospital... By the way, babies are the worst. Especially when parents act as though their baby is the prettiest most glorious baby in the entire world. Don't you understand how many babies there are? The chance that your baby is currently the best -looking baby in the world us very slim...Plus babies are just weird looking, their heads are huge and their skin is odd.

Keep your kids away from me & anyway your kids should be by your side, people are too sketchy nowadays.

Tote Presh Ish Ryte Hurr (translation - totally precious shit right here)

2011-01-10T20:56:00.000-08:00

My Facebook status today was one of the reasons why I decided to create this blog; I realized that my statuses are just mere expressions of dislike towards a high percentage of my Facebook friends... sad right? I don't care, things need to be said, but from now on, this will be my outlet. Without any further ado here is my status:

"jelly, perf, presh, ridic, obvi... if you are a person that uses 2 or more of these words on a regular basis, please do me the favor of removing me as your friend.

Stop shortening words, they are meant to be that long."

I don't know why our generation thinks shortening words is 'cute' or acceptable. It really isn't..
You sound like dumbasses with speech impediments, it's not attractive or appealing.
Please stop and realize that the people around you are thinking the same thing I am, they just may not be willing to say it. That's where I come in.

So when you hear your friends or colleagues talking as if a butcher is at their throats chopping words in half, smack them and remind them of how beings with higher levels of intelligence speak.

It's what a real friend would do.

Hate me or Really Hate me

2011-01-10T20:25:00.000-08:00

I am a misanthropist,

(For those ignorant to the term, it means I hate mankind - people, persons, human beings, folk).

What I hate more than people, are stupid people, which leads me to why I created this blog. Simply put, this blog shall serve the purpose of presenting that hatred in a very humorous manner along with any other stories I deem necessary for my audience to hear. If you don’t like what I have to say, honestly, I don’t care. That’s the other thing about me IDGAF, literally. You will find this to be true once you read an entry or two.

I only hope to be hated, in the best way possible.

So hate me or really hate me...