The New Haiku Review

pink martini (live at wolftrap)

noreply@blogger.com (Tony Martin.) — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:19:00 +0000

captivated by
music so good, so moving,
it made me cry three times.

by Haiku Master Tony

28 weeks later

noreply@blogger.com (Tony Martin.) — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 00:45:00 +0000

dad is everywhere.
no-one gets a fucking break,
not even viewers.

The Great Influenza by John Barry

noreply@blogger.com (Your Humble Narrator) — Fri, 18 May 2007 13:29:00 +0000

Repeats its theme - "it

was only influenza"

Over and over

by Haiku Master Mina

Little Miss Sunshine

noreply@blogger.com (Your Humble Narrator) — Thu, 17 May 2007 17:00:00 +0000

Self conscious indie.

Family power breaks out.

Touching nonetheless.

Lady in the Water

noreply@blogger.com (Your Humble Narrator) — Tue, 15 May 2007 02:24:00 +0000

Meta fairy tale.
Self conscious, random, and dumb.
Coulda, shoulda been.

Batman Begins

noreply@blogger.com (Your Humble Narrator) — Mon, 14 May 2007 23:27:00 +0000

Expert origin

Story. First too slow, then fast

Too dark Knight--indeed

Marie Antoinette

noreply@blogger.com (Your Humble Narrator) — Sun, 13 May 2007 23:29:00 +0000

Spoiled queen: Stupid girl.

Beauty dissection: Calm, fash.

Not shallow: Too deep.

Rollback by Robert J. Sawyer

noreply@blogger.com (Tony Martin.) — Sun, 13 May 2007 00:00:00 +0000

Message from space gets

Lost in words. Even sending

Aliens are bored.

Tideland

noreply@blogger.com (Tony Martin.) — Fri, 11 May 2007 17:27:00 +0000

Haiku Fu!

Bad made good by a

Twelve year-old girl's perspective

Wish I could do that.

- or -

Daddy's real gone now

His legacy? Jeliza's

even better trip.

by Haiku Master Tony

Volver

noreply@blogger.com (Your Humble Narrator) — Thu, 10 May 2007 23:21:00 +0000

Campy women love.

Different desires—murders!

Perfect, nothing new.

Veronica Mars

noreply@blogger.com (Your Humble Narrator) — Wed, 09 May 2007 23:13:00 +0000

Teen P.I. hits home.

Passion smarts, snarky girl power.

Grown up, loses way.

Spiderman 3

noreply@blogger.com (Your Humble Narrator) — Tue, 08 May 2007 20:08:00 +0000

Spidey's full of angst.

Villains galore, but no fun.

Save your ten dollars.

from Haiku Master Sarah

Borat

noreply@blogger.com (Your Humble Narrator) — Mon, 07 May 2007 18:10:00 +0000

Who weeps for Borat?

From laughing, pretty much all.

Mock doc: Tragic fun.

Shortbus

noreply@blogger.com (Your Humble Narrator) — Sun, 06 May 2007 16:17:00 +0000

Arty porno, or

Hardcore hipsters talk, talk, talk.

Whatever. It's sweet.

Poseidon

noreply@blogger.com (Your Humble Narrator) — Sun, 06 May 2007 00:18:00 +0000

Killer wave upsets

In more ways than one--so bad!

Deep disappointment.

Grindhouse

noreply@blogger.com (Your Humble Narrator) — Sat, 05 May 2007 06:18:00 +0000

Homage delivers.

Bang, bang. Kiss, kiss--amputees!

And irony? Duh!

Casino Royale

noreply@blogger.com (Your Humble Narrator) — Sat, 05 May 2007 06:16:00 +0000

New James Bond--again?

Shock! Really old becomes new.

Vital, fun, and hot.

V for Vendetta

noreply@blogger.com (Your Humble Narrator) — Sat, 05 May 2007 06:15:00 +0000

Pretty crime action, and

Anti-Bush allegory

So why so boring?

Catwoman

noreply@blogger.com (Your Humble Narrator) — Sat, 05 May 2007 06:14:00 +0000

Purr-fectly awful.

Woman acts like cat (badly).

What have I just seen?

The Fog

noreply@blogger.com (Your Humble Narrator) — Sat, 05 May 2007 06:13:00 +0000

Not distracted by

Any horrific acting.

How unfortunate.

from Haiku Master Tony

Serenity

noreply@blogger.com (Your Humble Narrator) — Sat, 05 May 2007 06:12:00 +0000

Better than Star Trek.

SF with a Buffy spin.

Joss will own your ass.

A History of Violence

noreply@blogger.com (Your Humble Narrator) — Sat, 05 May 2007 06:10:00 +0000

Tense, spare, and formal.

What are the wages of blood?

Cronenberg still rocks.