The News With Jessica (Video)

The News with Jessica Ep. 41 - 5-17-12

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 18 May 2012 16:14:27 +0000

This week in The News with Jessica: A high school teacher is charged with pocketing prom funds from students. A man is arrested after strapping his 4 kids to a moving vehicle. A Michigan teen finds a finger in his Arby's sandwich. A 67 year old man dies at a strip club. An all you can eat restaurant kicks man out for eating too much. O.J. Simpson is appealing for release from prison. A New York high school allows a 13 year old boy play on girls field hockey team. A third accuser has emerged in the John Travolta sexual harassment case. Britney Spears and Demi Lovato join the X-Factor as judges. Donna Summer dies, claiming 9/11 gave her cancer.

The News with Jessica Ep. 40 - 4-26-12

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 04:50:20 +0000

This week in The News with Jessica: Hulk Hogan goes ballistic over pictures of an alleged sex tape being leaked. TLC announces they will embark on a new tour. Octomom's hair stylist outs the living conditions at her home. A woman accidentally buys 2 lottery tickets with the same numbers, and wins. A man sells testicular implants for dogs. Police arrest six year old for kicking a principle. Tareq Salahi says he's running for Virginia governor. Pizza Hut introduces cheeseburger stuffed crust pizza. And a New York woman is fired after donating a kidney to her boss.

The News with Jessica Ep. 39 - 4-12-12

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 05:39:01 +0000

This week in The News with Jessica: Can you guess the top two most popular places are where people commit suicide? North Korea launches test of new rocket. A firefighter robs bank, and leaves tip. Nearly 900 students are accidentally told they were accepted to UCLA. A 6 year old is accidentally killed in a wood chipper. A Texas maid service offers topless cleaning. Soft serve beer foam all the rage in Japan. You can now get a hot dog stuffed crust pizza. A grandfather forgets to let granddaughter in trunk of car. Toy grenades prompts evacuation of World Financial Center. And a baby thought to be dead is found alive in the morgue.

The News with Jessica Ep. 38 - 3-29-12

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 19:17:13 +0000

This week in The News with Jessica: A new Lifetime show will try to see if couples in bad marriages can make it work by having sex every day. A Turkish ad for men's shampoo has been pulled for using clip of Hilter. An Oregon toddler dies after jumping into a washing machine. Did Dick Cheney get special treatment to get a heart transplant? Oprah Winfrey's network OWN is losing money. A video shows Alicia Silverstone feeding her child like a baby bird. Several students are arrested after massive food fight at a high school. A woman claims to be allergic to water.

The News with Jessica Ep. 37 - 3-22-12

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 05:21:53 +0000

This week in The News with Jessica: Invisible Children and Kony 2012 campaign co-creater Jason Russell goes insane. Feeding the homeless is now banned in most major cities. George Clooney tells authorities he is Brad Pitt after getting arrested at a protest. A funeral home employee is arrested for molesting a corpse. Tim Tebow has been traded to the New York Jets. Jersey Shore's The Situation enters rehab to purportedly get some rest and relaxation. A mysterious boom rattles residents in Wisconsin. A North Carolina school sends out letter asking children to dress in African American clothing. School bans student for dying her hair pink.

The News with Jessica Ep. 36 - 3-15-12

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 05:49:41 +0000

A marketing firm is set to introduce using the homeless as wireless hot spots. A rash of Tide detergent thefts leave Police puzzled. Children are said to spend 353 hours a year using gadgets according to a new report. Passengers on a flight call 911 to report a flight attending acting crazy. A texting prank backfires on Arkansas teen, launching a murder investigation. A LA man jumps into a lake to avoid a DUI arrest. Doctors believe a new heart disease pill is helping to curb racism. A 61 year old man is allegedly molested again while at a hospital. An Island women is charged for making back alley butt lifts. And San Jose Police make major drug bust while tracking down a stolen iPad.

The News with Jessica Ep. 35 - 3-8-12

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 06:20:11 +0000

This week in The News with Jessica: Olivia Munn denies hacked photos of her naked are of her. Hulk Hogan is reported to be in a newly discovered sex tape. Photographers mistake Debbie Harry for Lindsay Lohan. Rush Limbaugh loses several advertisers after making comment about Sandra Fluke. A woman is forced to use a breast pump at an airport to prove it's use. Michigan State University will begin offering a zombie survival class. A Michigan woman continues to collect food stamps after winning a million dollars. A University of Michigan Senior starts a Walk of Shame shuttle service. GM halts production of the Chevy volt. New Jersey Chris Christie announces Montclair will become the medical marijuana capital of the state.

The News with Jessica Ep. 34 - 3-1-12

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 05:29:02 +0000

This week in The News with Jessica: A Philadelphia women is arrested for injecting silicone into party goers butts. A New Jersey Mother who was born on a leap day, also gives birth to a daughter born on a leap day. A family returns from vacation to find car in their bedroom. A group of NYU students plan to protest Chik-Fil-A. Billy Crystal helps bring higher ratings for the Oscars this year. Conservative blogger Andrew Breitbart dies at age 43. A Grandfather is convicted of child abuse after making his grand kids hike the Grand Canyon. A meth addicted woman admits to burning down the world's 5th oldest tree. A man dies after accidentally drinking gasoline, lighting a cigarette.

The News with Jessica Ep. 33 - 2-23-12

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 18:00:15 +0000

This week in The News with Jessica: New York plans to sell items on eBay. Court orders man to apologize to his estranged wife on Facebook. An Illinois family gets shocked by $100,000 electric bill. A liquor store in Jersey City bans Snooki and JWoww. Zac Efron accidentally drops a condom at the Lorax movie premiere. Jennifer Aniston reportedly buys a star on Hollywood walk of fame. Jessica Simpson and her fiance are spotted shopping for baby clothes. A Swedish hospital puts out ad seeking to hire hot nurses. A 71 year old man tries to evict 98 year old mother from her house. A man is arrested after cooking his own cheeseburger at Denny's. Ohio church offers drive-thru for Ash Wednesday.

The News with Jessica Ep. 32 - 2-16-12

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 17:50:30 +0000

This week in The News with Jessica: Fugitive calls sheriff after running out of gas. A man fakes being car jacked to get free ride from police. Couple lands in jail for their Valentine's day bondage role playing. An electric cigarette explodes in a man's mouth. Gold coins fall out of rafters during a renovation job in France.A diner is hospitalized after eating a triple bypass burger. A Michigan student is suspended for writing a hot for teacher essay. Police are urging fans to stay clear of Whitney Houston's funeral. A Vietnamese man is fined for pulling the emergency exit door in the plane. Teen girl discovers her swinging parents online. A street cleaner returns a Rolex he found. Domino's offers $10,010 Valentine's day pizza deal.

The News with Jessica Ep. 31 - 2-9-12

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 21:30:27 +0000

This week in The News with Jessica: A North Korea super sized hotel is set to open, 23 years behind schedule. The new iPad 3 is reportedly set to debut in March. Man commits suicide in foreclosed home, found 4 years later. 2012 Super Bowl becomes most watched Super Bowl in history. A wooly mammoth was supposedly spotted, still alive in Siberia. Wisconsin boy raises money to save grandmother's home from foreclosure. According to scientists, cake makes for a good breakfast. A Mom is charged after 2 year old son points loaded gun at police. A university in Pennsylvania begins dispensing the morning after pill through vending machines.Barack Obama's car fails to sell at auction.

The News with Jessica Ep. 30 - 2-2-12

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 19:40:29 +0000

This week in The News with Jessica: A teacher blindfolds students and holds secret tasting of his semen. Snooki denies rumors of her being pregnant. Women say they would rather have an affair with Eli Manning rather than Tom Brady according to a poll. Scientists say sugar is as toxic as alcohol. Facebook and Twitter may be more addictive than cigarettes and alcohol‏. Shipwreck hunters recover $3 billion in platinum from WWII shipwreck. A Seattle woman marries an abandoned building. A drunken sailor mistakenly goes into the wrong apartment. McDonald's to stop using pink goop in its burgers. A Florida polo club founder adopts his adult girlfriend.

The News with Jessica Ep. 29 - 1-26-12

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:50:35 +0000

A 15 year old girl eats nothing but chicken nuggets in her entire life. Cynthia Nixon shaves her head bald. Whitney Houston says she's 'broke ridiculous. Gay couple reveals sex of their child 5 years later. A Houston woman spends a week in her car stranded. A student is suspended for peeing in a bottle. A teen calls 911 after hearing her Mother having sex. A Vancouver restaurant a hot dog for $100. Utah boy accidentally shoots himself in the face with a replica cannon. A Netherlands McDonald's takes a new approach to catching burglars. Police arrest a woman for breaking a bottle recycling machine. 30 Rock star Tracy Morgan collapses during the Sundance Film Festival. A woman accuses news anchor Greg Kelly of rape.

The News with Jessica Ep. 28 - 1-19-12

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 06:50:08 +0000

Paula Deen publicly admits to having diabetes. Texas Governor Rick Perry drops out of the GOP Presidential race. Bruce Jenner undergoes skin cancer treatment. The cruise ship disaster leaves Carnival's stock plummeting. Jay-Z vows to no long use the word bitch in his songs. A British woman claims she has two vaginas. A missing man's body is found in a movie theater days later. A man is accused of smuggling a gun in his rectum. Kodak files for chapter 11 bankruptcy. Teachers at PS 90 are restricting students to just 3 bathroom breaks per week. Passengers on a British Airways flight were mistakenly told the plane was about to crash. A list of the 10 most hated companies in America is released.

The News with Jessica Ep. 27 - 1-12-12

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 21:30:34 +0000

This week in The News with Jessica. Marc Anthony tells Jennifer Lopez she needs a shrink. Salt Lake City, Utah, named gayest city in the nation. Mom gives her 7 year old daughter a gift certificate for liposuction. Rumor says that Khloe Kardashian may not really be a Kardashian. A woman claims that a police officer urinated on her. Casey Anthony's lawyer, Jose Baez, quits. Joran Van Der Sloot confesses to killing woman in Peru. Could Mitt Romney be the first Hispanic President? Hostess, the company that makes Twinkies, has filed for bankruptcy. A penis tattoo gives Iranian man a permanent erection. An Occupy D.C. protester is busted for leaving his baby daughter in a tent.

The News with Jessica Ep. 26 - 12-29-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 07:10:16 +0000

This week in The News with Jessica: A new line of marshmellow flavored Vodka is now on sale. A Boston student has been reunited with her $170,000 violin. New laws are set to take effect beginning New Year's Day. North Korea declares Kim Jong Un their new supreme leader. Samoa decides to skip a day. A new study says red meat lovers are more likely to have kidney cancer. More cops died in Florida this year than any other state. Kim Kardashian will be hosting a New Year's Eve event in Las Vegas. Forty pound monster fish bites fisherman's balls. A mentally ill woman hops a fence at the L.A. Zoo just to touch an elephant. And the Irish government sets a ban on smacking children.

The News with Jessica Ep. 25 - 12-22-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 16:40:19 +0000

This week in The News with Jessica: A man eats cocaine from his brother's butt and dies. An 80 year old woman fights off gunman. A man crashes his Lamborghini hours after winning it. A 22 year old sets the record on purchasing the most apartment ever. A New York high school student was stabbed in the head with scissors. A mystery Santa buys gift cards for the hungry and homeless. A Chicago Father faces abuses charges over photo he posted to Facebook of his daughter. Did Kim Jong Il really die on a train? Ten most outrageous ways government wastes your money. A 100 year old letter to Santa is found in Ireland. A woman is killed driving the wrong way in the Bronx. And 2011's word of the year is pragmatic.

The News with Kunal Ep. 24 - 12-15-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 20:21:16 +0000

This week on The News with Kunal: Howard Stern will replace Piers Morgan as judge on America's Got Talent. Of 50,000 marijuana arrests in New York City a year, most are Black and Hispanic men. Obama marks end of Iraq war. Barbara Walters announces 2011's most fascinating person. Google lists the top searches of 2011. The CDC releases the results a survey saying women face widespread violence. Thousands of birds make crash landing in Utah. The NTSB wants complete ban on cellphones while driving. What are the top 10 songs of 2011? Woman leaves millions of dollars to her cat. Police catch 12 year old burglar after finding his math homework. A Kent teacher is charged for sending penis pics to teen student.

The News with Jessica Ep. 23 - 12-8-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 20:00:51 +0000

How do you tell your kid that Santa Claus isn't real? Apple's iPad tablet will not be called the iPad when launched in China. A cannonball wreaks havoc in California after a stunt for the TV show Mythbusters goes wrong. The St. Petersburg College baseball coach is arrested in an underage sex sting. Another shooting at Virginia Tech leaves a Police officer, and one other dead. A 5 year old is handcuffed and arrested after assaulting a Police officer. Amanda Knox is seeking a book deal. Information from Lindsay Lohan's personal diary is leaked including details of her relationship with Heath Ledger. Kelly Rowland is thinking of leaving London, and moving back to America. Ryan Seacrest is reportedly in talks to replay Matt Lauer on The Today Show. Tom Cruise may have paid fans in India to mob him while promoting Mission Impossible. And JWoww launches her own perfume.

The News with Jessica Ep. 22 - 12-1-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 07:10:12 +0000

A rare first issue of Action Comics sells for more than 2 million dollars. A French Father allegedly kills his son after putting him in a washing machine as punishment. Dr. Conrad Murry is sentenced to 4 years in jail for Michael Jackson's death. A tattoo artist is sued after tattooing a pile of excrement on his girlfriend's back. A man's dog accidentally shoots it's owner while duck hunting. World's first sex school is set to open. A scene in the new Twilight movie is causing movie goers to have seizures. All of the top baby names for the year are released. Experts are saying that the end of the Mayan calendar is wrong yet again. A Father accidentally leaves his baby behind in a shopping cart. And an Oregon woman gives birth, not even knowing she was pregnant.

The News with Jessica Ep 21 - 11-17-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:10:20 +0000

Regis officially bids farewell to Live. The NBA players reject yet another proposal from team owners. Kat Von D says Jesse James cheated on her with 19 women. A Craigslist ad asking for pot gets the attention of police. Airline asks passengers for extra money for fuel. A chef is charged after giving a 2 year old Saki. A teenager is arrested after getting stuck in a chimney while trying to break into a home. 177 people were arrested in New York during the Occupy Wall Street protest. A Long Island man is arrested for a DWI while wearing a shirt that says I am a drunk. Demi Moore confirms she is divorcing Ashton Kutcher. A Judge orders a married couple to swap Facebook passwords.

The News with Jessica Ep. 20 - 11-10-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 20:10:44 +0000

This week in The News with Jessica: A witness live Tweets a couple's break up at a Burger King. A pregnant British woman says she craves road kill. Dr. Conrad Murry is found guilty in Michael Jackson's death. A national study finds widespread sexual harassment of students in grades 7-12. Two women are arrested in a bizarre satanic sex scandal. A man is suing a gym for $200,000 for a missing breakfast. The Occupy protesters might decide to move to L.A. for the winter. A new study says that fatherhood may help back on drinking, smoking, and crime. A Marc Jacobs ad featuring Dakota Fanning is banned in the U.K. Justin Bieber will take a paternity test to find out whether or not a baby is his. A Cleveland poll worker has surrendered to police after trying to bite off another person's nose.

The News with Jessica Ep. 19 - 11-3-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 15:50:42 +0000

A 10 year old child pulled a gun on a woman after he went trick or treating. Regis officially retires, and guests hosts are announced. An ingredient found in the McRib is also found in plastic Yoga mats. Police say a man broke into a home, just to watch TV. NASA is attempting to create the first ever ice bridge. The group Anonymous sting a group of pedophiles. According to the Department of Agriculture, 15% of homes are using food stamps. A man with a near 100 pound scrotum, is asking for donations to help pay for surgery. A teen is in recovery after accidentally hanging herself in a haunted house. Apple says a fix is coming soon for a battery drain issue with the new iPhone 4s. And A man is caught cheating after calling the police for help.

The News with Jessica Ep. 18 - 10-27-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 20:20:38 +0000

This week in The News with Jessica: The Jersey Shore house is officially available to rent, complete with duck phone. Police arrest gym teacher accused of fake bomb plot to get out of work. SNL alum Darrell Hammond reveals dark past of abuse. McDonald's McRib is making a comeback. An 82 year old bridge in Kentucky being given away to make way for a new bridge. A new study says that alien abductions may be just very vivid dreams. An 87 year old man is arrested for possession of over 100 bricks of cocaine. Jennifer Lopez explains why she broke down crying during a performance. A new popular limited edition tattooed Barbie is coming out. Michael Lohan is arrested after allegedly jumping from a balcony. Madonna's brother is apparently homeless, living under a bridge. And A new app automatically sends messages to your friends and family if you are arrested.

The News with Jessica Ep. 17 - 10-20-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 23:51:31 +0000

This week in The News with Jessica: The Kardashian sisters upset at Michelle Obama for something she said. Mr. Belding from Saved By The Bell, now making appearances at bars. Lindsay Lohan is sent back to jail after her probation is revoked. A Florida school is trying to get back x-rated bracelets it mistakenly handed out as prizes. A father in Washington forces his step-daughter to fight him in a dual. A Florida woman is shocked by a $200,000 cellphone bill. Student loans in Americas exceeds 100 billion dollars. Rihanna gets in trouble for fondling a dancer at a strip club. Exotic animal owner who let loose dozen of wild animals once supplied a cub for Heidi Klum. And Libyan dictator Momar Qadaffi is killed in an attack.

The News with Jessica Ep. 16 - 10-6-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 18:10:37 +0000

This week in The News: Ten percent of furniture bought in the U.K. comes from Ikea. Having a penis is no longer a requirement for being considered a man in Australia. Nancy Grace might have farted on Dancing With The Stars. Google pulls "Is My Son Gay" app from from the Android Marketplace. The Westboro Baptist Church says they plan to picket Steve Jobs' funeral. An Illinois kindergarten teacher hangs herself the same week as another teacher died. Vandals break into a school and rampage destruction upon the the school. A Florida man is arrested for breaking into cars in a jail parking lot. Another Florida man is arrested after downing a six pack of beer and a handful of Vicodin. Sarah Palin announces she will not run for President in 2012. And Scientist develop a self cleaning cloth with the aid of sunlight.

The News with Jessica Ep. 15 - 9-29-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 16:38:13 +0000

An Irish man spontaneously combusted. Restrooms back in order at a Federal building after a toilet exploded. Researches say they may have found a vaccine for AIDS. A man is accused of breaking into a house and stealing water. A huge amount of cocaine washes ashore in Cape Canaveral, Florida. Two brothers are booted off their high school football team for attending school in another district. Marco, the donkey, is running for mayor of a town in Bulgaria. Thousands in Utah run in underwear to protest against stupid laws. According to new reports, teenagers are not using condoms as often. And Inventor of Doritos, Arch West, dies at age 91.

The News with Jessica Ep. 14 - 9-22-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 00:08:20 +0000

A 17 year old begs for forgiveness after killing Iran's strongest man. A Colorado woman faces charges for animal cruelty for walking her dog while driving her car. Redheads are being turned away at sperm banks due to low demand. Doctors no longer have to wait 2 minutes to collect organs from donors. Shock jock Bubba The Love Sponge is filing for divorce. Brad Pitt slams his marriage to Jennifer Aniston again. An Oregon man winds up in jail after walking into a police station asking for casino chips. An overweight Mom admits to feeding her sons to death. A Ukranian woman dies after winning a dumpling eating contest. A kindergartner brings his Mom's drug paraphernalia in for show and tell. A Denver man is convicted for raw chicken vandalism.

The News with Jessica Ep. 13 - 9-15-2011

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 18:45:26 +0000

This week in The News: An amputee tee is scammed while trying to get his stolen limb. MTV's Jersey Shore is costing hundreds of thousands of tax payer dollars in production costs. A new book alleges Sarah Palin she used to do drugs and has sex with Glenn Rice. Michaela Salahi allegedly runs off with a guitarist from Journey. A new Guinness Book Of World Records is set for the longest nails. A Man sues White Castle for being to big to fit in a booth. A woman is fired from her job after taking time off to give her son a kidney. A mother leaves her kids at a book store while she runs errands. And Photos from Mila Kunis' hacked cellphone wind up on the internet.

The News with Jessica Ep. 12 - 9-8-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 20:05:17 +0000

This week in The News: Many baby boomers plan to leave no inheritance to their children. A man with a gun opens fire at an IHOP in Nevada. A Sperm donor tracks the children he's fathered, and wants to arrange a group play date with them. A new report says upper eastside of Manhattan is the safest neighborhood to live in. A New York man phones in bomb threat to get the power back on at his Grandmother's house. A Massachusetts golfer is mistaken for a clown and arrested for DUI. A new study says some men just aren't the marrying kind. A news weatherman wakes up in a hot tub next to a dead man. Regis Philbin announces which day will be his last on Live with Regis and Kelly. Parents Television Council says Toddlers & Tiaras is not okay for toddlers. Gumby tries to rob a 7-eleven. A woman sues ex-husband for not having sex with her.

The News Ep 11 - 9-1-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 21:34:47 +0000

This week in The News: Steven Seagal is being sued after a puppy was killed during a taping of his reality show. Russia plans to build an underwater tunnel between Siberia with Alaska. Lady Gaga's male persona Jo Calderone annoys people. Nancy Grace, and Chaz Bono will be on Dancing With The Stars. Germany begins collecting tax from prostitutes. A teen stabs his father after being asked to take out the garbage. As many as 13 people in the porn industry are said to have HIV. A woman gets fooled into buying a wooden iPad. Two kids are suing their mother for bad parenting. Nearly 2000 pairs of panties dumped along an Ohio road. And a Bulgarian baker accidentally serves cocaine sprinkled cookies to guests at a Greek funeral.

The News with Jessica Ep 10 - 8-18-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 01:02:03 +0000

This week in The News with Jessica: Giant rodents native to South America invading California. Rumors say that Jennifer Lopez split from Marc Anthony due to him not believing in Scientology. A new book claims Coco Chanel was actually a Nazi sympathizer. Adam Carolla upsets GLAAD after he ranted about LGBTs. A 61 year old lifeguard is suing for being forced to wear skimpy swim trunks. A Minnesota boy makes a 50 thousand dollar hockey shot, but doesn't get the money. A woman lets her 6 year old niece drive out of a tight parking space. Jersey Show alum Angelina says she suffered a miscarriage. A New Zealand woman drives her car into the wrong apartment. A man loses his penis after going in for a vasectomy.

The News with Jessica Ep 9 - 8-11-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 23:13:18 +0000

This week in The News with Jessica: A man arrested outside of McDonalds for popping pimples. Mother forces daughter to video tape her having sex. A woman falls into a trash can and dies. A drunk man is arrested for urinating on a 12 year old girl during a JetBlue flight. A Phoenix man accidentaly shoots himself in the penis with his girlfriend's gun. A woman is addicted to eating her dead husband's ashes. Kanye West finds his inner Hitler. A man is arrested outside of Walmart for being indecent exposure, claiming the store gets him aroused. These stories and more.

The News with Jessica Ep 8 - 8-4-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 16:12:59 +0000

This week in The News with Jessica: A serial buttocks slasher is on the loose in Virginia. A Georgia law student accused of killing and dismembering a classmate. A Swedish man is arrested after trying to build a nuclear reactor in his kitchen. A Peacock from Central Park Zoo escapes. Casey Anthony is spotted shopping in Ohio. The Chinese government want video games to be less sexy. An Italian man is killed by lightning while spreading brothers ashes on top of a mountain. Plus more.

The News with Jessica Ep 7 - 7-28-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 02:09:56 +0000

This week in The News with Jessica: A South Dakota town is for sale for only $800,000. A California man attempts to perform surgery on himself with a butter knife. The White House Rick Rolls Twitter. A man threatens to stab a cupcake store employees using a syringe filled with HIV infected blood. A NY fugitive tries to taunt cops through facebook. A woman afraid of heights gets stuck on a bungee ride. A jail guard is found guilty of serving an inmate a hack saw. A 22 year old woman finds cameras hidden all over her apartment. And the 10 most inappropriate childrens toys.

The News with Jessica Ep 6 - 7-21-11.mp3

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 23:40:46 +0000

This week in The News: Men who buys sex are more likely to do crime according to a study. A man survives in the trunk of his car after it plunged into a river. A Mississippi woman accidentally kills her husband while trying to shoot a pitbull. A study is released talking about the penis size of gay men. A couple in Michigan face jail time for planting garden in front of their home. A new app has people breaking their iPhone. Police in Georgia shut down a kid's lemonade stand. A New Mexico man is arrested for allegedly lacing yogurt with semen. And a truck spills 14 million bees on an Ohio highway.

The News with Jessica Ep 5 - July 14, 2011

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 23:23:40 +0000

This week in The News with Jessica: A woman is suing a man she met on Facebook after he ended their online relationship. A Brazilian boy attracts metal objects is being dubbed magnet boy. A Florida man is arrested for animal cruelty after police find a Noah's Ark of animals in his car. Sisters find out they have been visiting the wrong grave stone for their mother for the past 20 years. A Russian woman turns the tables on a man that tried to rob her shop by keeping him for a sex slave for 3 days. And a woman is accused of chopping off her husband's penis and throwing it in the garbage disposal.

The News with Jessica Ep 4 - 7-7-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 22:23:59 +0000

This week in The News: A man celebrating the Fourth of July is beheaded by fireworks. A missing Arkansas dog found after seven years. A women tries to sneak her common law husband out of prison in a suit case, A county fair deems a wet sponge throwing contest as unsafe. A pet store in New York bans drunks from buying puppies. An Iowa teen survives being run over by a train. A new study finds women with size 5 feet are found most attractive by men. These stories and more in The News with Jessica.

The News with Jessica Ep 3 - 6-30-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 23:38:16 +0000

This week in The News: A Casey Anthony trial spectator is jailed for giving the finger to a prosecutor. A Colorado man is stuck inside an air vent for 15 hours. A man has heart attack while in a heart attack class. A New Zealand pub is offering an special apple infused, horse semen shot. A man finds 17 grand but lies about where he found it when he returned it to police. A turtle crossing causes planes to be delayed at JFK. A woman is arrested after spraying a cop with breast milk. MSNBC analyst Mark Halpern calls Obama a four letter word live on air. A man is caught stealing a TV, while naked. A woman snatches a fur coat, but also gets caught. And a Russian woman dies at her own funeral.

The News with Jessica Ep 2 - 6-21-2011

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 20:09:36 +0000

This week in the news: An Idaho state Senator was arrested after being drunk inside a car he stole and got stuck inside of. Cigarette packages will be getting new graphic warning labels. Is this going too far? A new documentary called the Montauk Project that takes on allegations of mind control, aliens, and other craziness at government facilities. An update in the Casey Anthony trial. What's new? A Utah man updates his Facebook status while holding a woman hostage in a motel room. An escaped convict runs out of luck when he breaks into a cabin rented by an off duty guard from the same prison the convict escaped from. These stories, plus more.

The News with Jessica Ep 1 - 6-16-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 19:52:37 +0000

A group of people are claiming to be eco-sexual and married to the Earth. An Ohio Judge wants a warning at a court house with a glass staircase, warning women that people below can see up their dress. Tim Dillon and Jessica swap stories about serving in jury duty. Is Casey Anthony guilty? Tupac Shakur's killer confesses in jail. A man is accusing of planting a spy cam in women's computers to photograph them changing. Andrew questions whether or not there is a camera in tanning salon beds. And sitting for long stretches of time could be hazardous to your health.