tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-39032310672245096792012-06-26T04:32:49.960-07:00Insights,stories, pictures, and anything else that just isn't normalDemihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16515658535585127959noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3903231067224509679.post-39318205090836616902012-01-11T21:34:00.000-08:002012-01-11T21:36:45.585-08:002012-01-11T21:36:45.585-08:00

So basically my boyfriend and I had been planning on buying my mom a new vacuum for Christmas to satisfy her vacuuming needs to their fullest extent... Mom, Dad, Colby, and I all drove up to Omaha to go family Christmas shopping together. We told everyone the plan ahead of time in the car. "Colby and I are going to run into Walmart, get mom's gift, and bring back out the the truck. We'll put it

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The Manflu is one of the world's most over dramatic sicknesses. It can only be caught via man to man and possesses great laziness symptoms. It will obviously be worse than any sickness their wife, girlfriend, daughter, aunt, grandma, friend, or cousin of the female species could contract. (Just because they say so)         "I'm obviously in more pain than you" I recently caught the flu

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Let me tell you all about my crappy life right now... It all started when I bought a dog. He is an Italian Greyhound and his name was Baccie. (I changed it to Riley because what the fuck is a Bacci?) Anyways, I brought him home Friday night and snuggled up close to me and slept in the bed. The next morning I woke up and took him out to the living room with me. Being a cute puppy, he was begging

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Ok so last night the boyfriend and I decided to go to Burger King since there were currently no groceries in the house. Plus, we were getting tired of eating at the same old restaurants every day. Of course, to get even a small sign of civilization you need to drive at least half an hour away. 30 Minutes later we arrive at Burger King and are greeted by the usual slumpy college worker trying to

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http://www.barcodeart.com/art/yourself/yourself.html What would your barcode look like? *raises eyebrow* http://www.beardest.com/ Haha. Funny beards :P http://www.donothingfor2minutes.com/ Never realized how hard this was to do...nothing..for TWO minutes! Craazzzy http://www.clickclickclick.com Only 275,959 clicks until the US takes first place for more clicks! C'mon guys...Hungary can't win :

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Imagine you're relaxing in your living room after a hard days work. You kick off your shoes and head straight to the lazy boy. It's T.V time and you're in heaven! The kids, wife, and grandma all appear from the kitchen finally to have a good 'ol quality family time. You grab a beer and flip through the channels looking for you Wheel of Fortune. What you find is not what you expect at all!

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This is one of my most favorite videos. It's called "Fainting Goat Kittens." The kittens have a disease that, when startled, will go stiff and fall over. Hillarious! Kittens VS The Roomba. Many will try but who will remain at the end of this video? Watch and find out. Now this is just mean....but awesome none the less! :D

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It's only $40 but I'm stingy and live for the thrill of pissing off the parking Nazi. Forty dollars and I could walk out to my car like a normal person instead of sprinting to beat "The Man." It is forty dollars for a student parking permit and I have yet to purchase one. I've spent the last 3 weeks avoiding the security man on campus. I'm sure he knows me well. We've had many encounters but I

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Everyday I drive to the post office to get the mail for work. Nothing new ever happens to me. In fact, it's the most average thing in my life. (Except the morning I lost the box key due to an attractive Time Warner Cable boy, but we won't talk about that.) This morning, I was on my way back to work from the post office, minding my own business, and happily getting my morning jam session in. I

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A Richard Invention:  Anything that may explode, pop, crack, implode, blow up, and injure him in any way thought possible. (see also hillbilly contraptions) This is my Dad's new "fan." It keeps him cool on his back porch. As you can see, it's not really a fan. He just took apart our furnace and made it into one. He's quite proud of it and thought it necessary to show off to me, my boyfriend, and

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I drank my nightol (Coors LITE) and slept like a baby, didn't even hear a storm, except this AM when I looked out the window... I sort of remember putting leaves in spider webs and watching them cut them out of the web in the front yard. What people of almost sixty do for entertainment....  My Comments: Haha yeah...I was there Dad. Remember? Oh wait, probably not! Anyways, yes you did

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Ok so apparently hurricanes DO exist in Nebraska and if not... someone needs to explain what the hell whipped through our town last night! Seriously, it's 2:45 AM and I wake up to 80 MPH of wind, sheet rain, hail, thunder, and lightning. Being the curious person I am, I crawled out of bed and lazily strolled to the front window. I casually peered out hoping to catch some excitement for once in

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Listed in no particular order. The fun is equal all around! Go ahead....give 'em a try ;] 1. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page 2. http://omegle.com/ 3. http://www.simonpanrucker.com/beans.html 4. http://cleverbot.com/ 5. http://www.wtfshouldidotoday.com/ 6. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y 7. http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=9644

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1. The way he talks My boss babbles on and on forever like a bumbling idiot. "Where should I put this file?" Uh.....uh uh ......uh..... do ya....oh....well...yeah....uhm....yeh ok yeh well we ...uh ....ok... right there." Inside my head I am screaming, "SPIT IT OUT! Just shut up and tell me where to put the damn file! Jesus Christ! Oh my god he never shuts up!" 2. "Not my information!" I

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Saturday: I decided to play hooky from work and go grocery shopping with my boyfriend. We ended up driving into the city and for some reason I decided it was time to pierce my belly button. So, I asked “Nancy” (my GPS) for tattoo and piercing shop directions. Considering Nancy is from a small town where piercings and tattoos are for sinners I suppose I shouldn’t blame her for leading me to a

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This lovely photo is of what is known as "soft paws." They're vinyl caps designed to be glued to your precious  pet's nails! Quite an ingenious invention I'd say! Meant to protect all furniture from certain death by claw, and heroically save all of our children's eyeballs! A strange creature. What is it you ask? Neither a monkey, ferret, or whatever the hell you thought it was! It's a Kinkajou.

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Nebraska City Blind School "Did I make it!?!" Of course little blind boy! You always make it. :D

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"So, I must be having my second child hood, I found this Halloween fog machine in the thrift store for a ridiculous price, retail is 150.00 bucks, wife says what the hell are you going to do with it? Does it work? So I plugged it in in the store, yep I fogged up the store , then remembered bob told me it sets off fire alarms sometimes....." -Richard Cox

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Ok so I just got back from vacation last week and haven't had time to post anything new. (Don't judge!) While I was away, my crazy father decided it was time for him to buy a new toy. So far it's a mystery but I'm about to find out. Crazy? Very much so. I do not have any idea as to what provokes his ridiculous thoughts.. My mom and I were in my room putting a new bed-set on my bed. My dad

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"Now remember children, drugs ARE safe!"

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1. How come every time I try to type "the" it looks like "THe"!?!?! 2. What the hell lady? I am a secretary. I don't fricken know the price of all the hotels in town. 3. I sure hope that epoxy holds.... 4. I already gave you the newspaper.... 5. You want the numbers for them too!?!? COME ON! 6. Oh get outta here. I will make you a copy when I feel like it. 7. You seriously cut your hair

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Tonight I came home at 10:00 PM. Right on time like a good kid. Usually, the whole house is lit up like Christmas and my parents are grouching at me about having to get up early. "Why don't you come home earlier!? I have to get up and work! Blah blah blah blah...." But tonight....was different. The porch light was off, there was an eerie quiet, and zero lights. This was sketchy. I walked up the

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Working in a nursing home forces me to have "not so average" moments nearly every day. Each and every resident has their own distinct personality. Some nights fly by without any complications. Others......not so much. It seems like once a month they all, even the quiet ones, become possessed by some god-awful demanding raging elderly demon! Last night, one of the residents did not come out for

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Today is a good day. Dyed my hair, painted my nails, and soaked in the hot tub. I decided to catch a little sun and rest before I went to work though. I drug the hammock out of the basement, fetched a towel, poured me a drink, and headed outside. It just so happens that the sun decided, since I was outside, it would hide. "Whatever. I won't let that ruin my time to myself." After 10 minutes of

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Many of you log into your facebook accounts a number of times in just a single day if you are anything like me. You are led straight to your homepage and as you begin to browse the "usual," you come across those posts that really chap your khakis! You think, "Jesus Christ! Get your shit off my homepage!" FaceHookers can be seen in many different forms and should be immediately removed from your

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