Kate Walsh Nude but covered

Here’s another over 40 years old actress that knows how to take care of her body. Kate Walsh supposedly begged to pose naked for this magazine’s cover, and I don’t judge that. No, because Kate’s body is banging for her age. On the other hand she’s yet another sexy mature woman I wouldn’t bang. But hey, I only stare at Kim’s ass and Megan’s legs all day long, so don’t take me as an example.

Other than that, send  her all my love and respect (and maybe a glass of my semen) for setting the bar high for many of the mid 40′s shipwrecks out there!

Kim Kardashian's Hour-Glass Body Shape

Nothing wrong with the candids, but Kim Kardashian‘s body is simply insane, simply out of this world! Show me another woman with curves like Kim’s and I’ll calm down. You can always argue that her ass is way to big and she’s short and she doesn’t really know how to fuck. I can only agree with the sex part, but that’s just me.

Kim took her Kim’s huge butt took Kim to Miami and made her wrap it in some tiny bikini and hit the pool and the beach.

Howcome women with amazing huge asses never do anal sex? It’s not like putting a cock inside it will deflate it!

Megan Fox's Tiny Bikini Body

It’s been a very long time since we’ve seen Megan Fox‘s bikini body, and even longer since she showed us her hard nipples. Here she is in Hawaii heating the ocean’s water with her insanely sexy body. Megan’s looking so fragile, the kind of chick you can lift up with one hand. And use the other one to put a condom on.

Too bad her acting career kinda sucks, I’d love to see her on the big screen again. And again.

Kate Upton Needs A Strong Arm To Hold Those Tits

The young star got into every men’s mind and messed things up with that pretty face, and her all natural huge tits. Being on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Editition just gets you at another level, basically on top of the bikini models world, and that’s where Kate Upton is. And until this shoot I thought her ass kinda sucks – well I was wrong.

There’s too much retouching used on these photos. We all know Kate Upton’s not exactly the skinny type and we all know her meaty underarm wings. Yea, she has some extra fat and basically her body doesn’t have an hourglass shape, despite of her amazing big boobies.

Gisele Bundchen wearing Lingerie

She recently made the news for some remarks after the Super Bowl. Don’t ask me what she said/did, you won’t find that here. But you’ll always find hot celebs with never-ending sexy legs like Gisele Bundchen’s. Bare in your mind she gave birth not long ago.
Here she is in two photoshoots, modeling some lingerie in the first one and exposing her amazing legs in the second. Amazing woman.

Belen Rodriguez Long Sexy Leg

Bellen Rodriguez is the latest star who joined the Celebrity Sextapes hall of fame. Yea, you can read about her homemade sex video here. Here she is showing her butterfly tattoo just north-west of her pantyless pussy at Sanremo Festival. She’d better have tattooed “I have a sextape” with bold fonts on her forehead, “Fuck me I’m famous” is overrated.

Ashley Tisdale & Sarah Hyland Tiny Asses In Bikinis

Ashley Tisdale holding Sarah Hyland’s hand, licking and deepthroating (Wow, what an image I created!) some ice-cream. 2 petite celebs showing their tight asses in tiny bikini shooting something that unfortunately isn’t pornography (yet, I hope). Not very fond of any of the two skanks, but just the though you can hold Ashley in one hand and Sarah in the other, rubbing them up and down your c.. is a very nice thought.

Scarlett Johansson blue bikini on the beach

Here’s Scarlett Johansson showing off her big tits in some bikinis, and her cellulite that we don’t give a fuck about. I also don’t care she was born with a duck-face. Duck lips  are the perfect shape when it comes to sucking cock, it’s the perfect wrap. The bottom line is she gives great head. But Scarlett’s ugly.

Kelly Brook tiny bikini and awesome body

Kelly Brook’s back in her bikinis and storming the beaches in Brazil, making those sexy, huge-butt local chicks feeling a bit out-dated. Kelly’s ass can’t be compared with those bubbly trunks you find on Rio’s beaches, but her sex-appeal makes lesbians (and not only) squirt just by looking her her body. I think I just came without touching myself.

Nobody cares if she’s a talented actress or not, but Hollywood producers need to start giving her roles. Yea, just trash those Los Angeles plastic barbies, there’s plenty of room for the in the porn industry.

Lindsay Lohan Nipple Slip & Huge Tit

Lindsay Lohan still doesn’t have a job, except the occasional blowjobs she gives for crack. Here she is in a Terry Richardson photoshoot, mainly focusing on her extra large (and awesome) tits. Her Marilyn Monroe look’s starting to annoy everybody, but who cares as long as she’s showing parts of her sexy body from time to time. I’m still holding my bet – She’ll do porn this year!

I’ve got many ideas for the adult movie producers, but once they’ll meet Lindsay I’m pretty sure they’ll be blown away by her ideas. Sado-maso, gonzo, bukkake, hell she’s probably up to beating the world record for the amount of cum swallowed or most sex partners in 24 hours. Sign me up for that!