THE ODD REPORT

Napoleon Dynamite Travels The World

2009-01-28T00:12:00.000-06:00

INVITE HIM TO STAY WITH YOU ! ! !

Santa Poses Nude For 'The Odd Report" Christmas Card

2008-12-24T00:52:00.003-06:00

Wishing a Merry Christmas

and a

Happy New Year

to everyone reading

The Odd Report

Father Of The Year Award!

2008-12-24T00:10:00.009-06:00

How unfortunate that fate drops you into the care of a father like this, one that weighs you down with a historically horrible name, just to satisfy his own leanings.

How unfortunate would it be to go through life as a child Adolf Hitler, exposed to media attention, surely teased and tormented by other kids?

That's the case for little Adolf Hitler Campbell, who for the last two weeks has been the subject of news reports, blog posts, and comments forms, since his father became upset when ShopRite supermarkets refused to make him a cake. A cake that read "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler"!

Questionable father Heath Campbell and his daughter JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell. That's right, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell. One other unlucky child is dubbed Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, apparently a nod to Nazi Himmler and a death camp.

It's sad that the poor boy had trouble getting a cake for his third birthday, but Wal-Mart relented and made him a cake. This father must truly be a wonderful Dad. Always pressing the point, I assume asking for a cake that did not say "Happy Birthday Adolf", but instead "Happy Birthday Adolf HITLER"! What a cowardly method of living a life and a political belief, to drag a child through that muck. I Only wish Heath's parents had been more insightful and chose a better name for Dad- Asshole Campbell. Heath, listen up...

Read the whole stupid story here.

Snowzilla Giant Snowman Served With A Cease And Desist Order!

2008-12-23T00:51:00.003-06:00

Check out the amazing story of Snowzilla, the tallest snowman in the world at 21 feet. The bad news is halfway through building him this year, all of the traffic and publicity caused the neighbors to complain and the city stuck a cease and desist order in Snowzilla's butt, ending all the fun. Complete details here.

A Complete Run Down Of All The Over-Priced And Less Than Impressive Robot Toys.

2008-12-23T00:39:00.005-06:00

Slate has an excellent article comparing the vast array of various audioanimatronic animals and robotic friends available this Christmas, including Kota the Triceratops in a most unmoving and non-dramatic video. Don't miss the decidedly CREEPY petting of the Pleo, the last video in the article. That woman, or is it a man>, is stroking that toy just a bit to much.

Visit The 'Goodbye George Bush' Countdown Clock!

2008-10-14T10:08:00.002-05:00

Goodbye George Bush

Perhaps The Worst Website Ever. Enjoy!

2008-10-12T00:08:00.003-05:00

'Accept Jesus, Forever Forgiven'. Well, how correct to say- "OH MY GOD"! This has to be one of the most puzzling, annoying, and badly designed websites ever. From the first moment of the screeching cat??? to the seizure inducing rainbow racing across the screen it's bad. Heap on some elevator straight to Hell music and you have a BAD website. Enjoy it here.

Maldives Islands, Heaven On Earth.

2008-10-12T00:03:00.002-05:00

Maldives Islands, south of India and far off the beaten track, difficult and expensive to visit, turns out to be a Heaven on Earth. For more beautiful photos of the Maldives and much more visit Robot Nine.

It's As Good A Time As Any To Celebrate George Bush's Last Days In Office With A Photo Collection

2008-10-11T19:53:00.012-05:00

Yes, the glory days of the Royal Family Bush is coming to an end with George W. Bush. In celebration of his illustrious eight years in office as the leader of the free world, we offer this eclectic collection of some of our President's finest moments. Oh dear God, do I hear Neil Bush in the wings...

Hundreds Of Homeless Driven To Register And Vote In The Same Day By Obama Supporters

2008-10-11T19:44:00.004-05:00

Yes, but can we be so sure they voted for Obama. I mean, really, once in the booth they may have considered Palin's scary religiosity, McCain's recent faith in our strong economy, and the Republicans sure belief that if we pave the way for the rich and corporate America, it will all trickle right down to the street! Throw in Bush's God inspired hatred of science and surely we have a McCain vote. Surely? Read the story here.

'That One', Hilarious Video About President Barack Obama

2008-10-11T19:35:00.005-05:00

Woman Sits On Toilet For A Month, Has To Have Toilet Seat Surgically Removed!

2008-10-09T23:09:00.005-05:00

Surely I read this story wrong. So she has stayed in the bathroom for two years and her "boyfriend" did not find that odd? He finally called for help when she sat on the toilet for a month and her skin fused with the seat? Ick. Good God! That must have been a hell of a magazine she was reading! Or the worst Montezuma's revenge ever. Poor girl, read her sad tale here.

77 Year Old Granny Gets 14 Years For Cocaine Smuggling

2008-10-09T22:59:00.003-05:00

Yeah, but with the leniant judicial system she will probably be out by the time she is 85. Read the story here.

Things Sarah Palin Refers To As "That One"

2008-10-08T22:20:00.003-05:00

John McCain called Barack Obama "That One" in the debate and now we have a great list of 6 things that vice president candidate Sarah Palin also refers to as "That One". Also, don't miss the list of subjects Sarah Palin would be scared to encounter if she ever appeared on the game show Jeopardy. While here please make sure to cast your vote in our election poll in the reight sidebar. Read the lists here.

X-Rays You Do Not Want To Be The Subject Of

2008-10-08T22:14:00.006-05:00

Creepy Robot Girl! I Will Wait For The Adult, Not Creepy Version.

2008-10-07T22:55:00.002-05:00

Man, talk about a creepy little The Grudge robot, I will wait for the less Stepford child version. Call me when they are adult and not scary. Read the story and check out the video here.

Robot WOMAN! Now That's More Like It. Does She Come In Blonde?

2008-10-07T22:50:00.004-05:00

Finally, the perfect companion. How much and how long to deliver? Does she have a volume control? Just kidding. No, really. With awesome scary cool video, read the story here.

Starbuck's- Every One Has A Sink Running All Day For NOTHING!

2008-10-07T22:37:00.004-05:00

So your local Starbucks turns on the tap and let sit run, all day, non-stop- EVER! Times 10,000 Starbucks outlets. Every three minutes one faucet flows out enough to sustain one African person suffering a drought. What a green company. It's all to keep bacteria from growing in the trap and pipes, though NO expert agrees that this is needed. Ever heard of bleach? Read the story here and Starbuck's pathetic denial here, before heading off to check it out at your Starbucks, than grabbing a coffee at the gas station.

Sarah Palin On A Mavericky And Hilarious Blog

2008-10-07T22:20:00.006-05:00

Sarah Palin on a daily blog, funny thoughts, images, ideas. Click here, then add to your favorites.

Woman Gets $200 Fine For Donating ONE Shoe To Homeless Shelter

2008-10-07T22:10:00.002-05:00

Her giving nature led her to dump one shoe, half a shutter and a cabinet door in the parking lot of the homeless shelter. The judges giving nature called it littering and said give the city $200! Read the story here.

University Dorm Student Sets Fire To Building. 'Student' Is 31 Years Old!

2008-10-06T22:10:00.002-05:00

So I am like 31, and I want to go to school, and like sleep in a dorm. No, I am not troubled, there will be no fires. I promise. Read the story here.

Mr. Gay UK Is A Killer Cannibal!

2008-10-06T22:01:00.004-05:00

In a stunning tribute to gay cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer Mr. Gay UK killed and ate part of a man. What would Freud think of all this gay man eating. Read the story here.

Amy Crackhouse, I Mean Amy Winehouse To Cut Her Hair. Next Year. Now That's News!

2008-10-06T21:53:00.002-05:00

I'm sorry to put you through this, but next year, Amy Winehouse just might cut her hair. Stop the presses. And if she doesn't smoke it she may donate it to Locks Of Reasons To Gouge Your Eardrums Out. Read the story here, if you must.

If You Steal 1.6 Million Dollars From The Navy, Probably A Good Idea To Hide It Before Slapping Your Wife Around

2008-10-05T21:10:00.005-05:00

Or something like that. After being arrested for domestic abuse, she called his employer, the U. S. Navy and asked them to take his work hear out of her house. Oops. Read the huge theft story here.

Teacher Arrested For Sex With Student, Parents Just Can't Believe It

2008-10-05T21:01:00.001-05:00

Parent's in an uproar as she was their kid's favorite student. Dummies. Maybe she is innocent, but until the smoke clears she will not be taking this families children on weekend camping trips. Actually, not even after the smoke clears, I am pretty protective of my own. Teachers wanting to sex up the kids should move to England, the teacher's union there thinks teachers should not be held criminally liable. Read about this teacher here. Read about the British pervs here.