One dinghy was all Stannis needed to put his frigid butt on the Iron Throne.
You probably don't worry about your butt failing, but time? She comes for us all.
Boy are we glad Sean Connery was confused by 'Lord of the Rings.'
On this episode of Cracked Gets Personal, Robert Evans and Brandon Johnson talk to three former pain pill addicts.
We're pretty much the new, shorter Wikipedia.
When we replace the hateable caricatures people use to justify their beliefs with actual human beings, would it change how they feel? That's not a rhetorical question.
We get it. You'd rather chew your own foot off than check the news right now.
Despite the fact that this sordid tale is all over every (non-FOX) news station these days, the press has somehow neglected to tell you the weirdest parts.
Things that may mean nothing today but could very well be the grounds to end your relationship tomorrow.
We've taken it upon ourselves to make movie posters useful.
Christopher Nolan month continues on Cracked Movie Club!
The '90s were a crazy time -- a time when we mixed arm wrestling with fighting. (Yes, that's precisely as stupid as you're imagining.)
All children believe charmingly dumb things.
It seems like these particular villains went into their dastardly schemes determined to fail -- or to at least extend the story to feature length.