I'm an Online Casino God

It's been a long time...

2011-02-09T19:14:00.001-08:00

since I left you without a dope beat to step to!

Yeah, so I've been MIA for a few years. This this blog was deleted by accident. Than I got it back, but only posted a few times. Now years later, I've rediscovered this site and I'm writing again. Not a very exciting history, and not a very interesting site.

This site has almost no content. The content that it does have, isn't really that good. I'm the Online Casino God, but I haven't written that much about casinos, online or otherwise.

Anyway, I wish I can say is that this will all change today. Now that I'm back and rediscovered this site, my passion for blogging is right back to were it was years ago. But alas, I don't think it is.

So I've reclaimed this blog, but for what reason? Am I really going to start writing everyday? Every week? Or every month? I guess only time will tell.

Online Gambling - Labor Day Weekend

2008-08-31T14:20:00.000-07:00

Well, it's Labor Day weekend, and I'm getting my gambling fix in today. Tomorrow is BBQ time!

Like usually, I'm playing over at BoDog, my favorite online casino, but today I'm playing online poker! Yes, I'm sitting at a $1/$2 Texas Holdem table as it write this. And I've figured out that it is easy to write while I'm playing poker since the action is slow...

When I'm playing slots, sure I can stop for a minute here and a minute there to write, but when I'm playing poker, I can write during any hand that I'm not playing in. It's pretty easy.

Anyway, I think the people at my table are a mix of good players and bad players. I think that I'm pretty good even though I haven't won a lot of tournaments. I have won some smaller ones over at BoDog, but I prefer playing in regular games more. This way you can come and go as you please and not have to play for hours until the tournament is over...

So, I'm going to go back to playing poker and watching Being John Malkovich on Showtime.

Take it easy all and have a great Labor Day!

A Saturday night, and I'm up $600!

2008-07-19T19:37:00.000-07:00

Yeah, gambling online again at BoDog. I went up about $500 on their video poker game called Bonus Poker earlier... Now I'm playing Caribbean Stud Poker, but only for $1 bets. I am playing the progressive which is another dollar, so I'm betting $2 dollars a hand, but I'm up about $100.

Betting on the progressive circle gives you better payouts on your higher hands, and I think you should always play this. This is how I'm up $100. I had a full house, which pays $100 on the progressive and other odds on the normal bet. I'm not sure how all the odds work, but I won $116 on this one hand betting just $2. Not bad.

The progressive is also what pays you really big when you hit a straight flush or royal straight flush. The total pot is over $155,000, so you would win around $15,000 for a straight flush and the whole $155,000 for a royal straight flush.

Those are great pay outs and better than most casinos. I know someone who hit a royal straight flush in Atlantic City paying at a $5 table with a dollar on the progressive. He won $35,000 which is a lot of money, but nothing compared to BoDog. Here he would have won $155,000 and could have only been playing $2 per hand instead of $6.

Anyway, I'm going to get back to the game. If you want to check out BoDog's Caribbean Stud Poker, just click THIS LINK to go to the BoDog online casino. Good Luck!

Gambling Online again...

2008-07-17T17:45:00.000-07:00

what a great hobby. I love it!

I can play slots and blackjack without ever leaving my house... gotta love it.

I put pop tarts in whores asses singing Bruce and they love it

Gambling online again...

2008-06-06T18:09:00.000-07:00

That's right, I'm playing some slots machine, watching a TIVOes episode of the Dog Whisper, and blogging all at the same time. How about them apples.

The Lakers lost for me last night, but I made it up playing blackjack. Yes, really I was up probably around double my Lakers bet, but dropped down a little and quit the table up the amount I lost on the Lakers. Just call me Even Steven :O)

What the hell happened in the stock market today? The Dow lost almost 400 points? That is crazy. I should start betting on that. short the S&P 500 or something...

Cesar Milan is the man. The Dog Whisperer is great. The beginnings always crack me up too. At the beginning of every case, it shows Cesar coming to some dog owners rescue, getting the call and driving immediately over to save their demented dog. It like "Look up the road. Who's that little Mexican man coming to save us? Is that Cesar Milan? Yes it is! Thank god!"

Anyway, I do like and watch the show. Remember it's exercise, discipline and then affection.

Well, I have too much going on and really feel like taking this slot for some money, so I'm going to go. Good Night and Good Luck.

I bet the Lakers tonight

2008-06-05T18:52:00.000-07:00

Yeah, I put some money on the Lakers tonight at BoDog. No a ton of it, but enough to make the game more fun.

I find that I can't really watch basketball without some money on it. I mean, I like the game itself, but it's a lot on exciting to have a few dollars on it. No matter how much you bet, just the thrill of winning or losing makes me have a better time.

BoDog is also offering live betting on the game, which could be a little much for me. Live betting means that you can bet on the game while the teams are playing. This means that you don;t have to wait until half time to place a bet on a game you are watching, you can be betting on the game right while you're watching it.

I don't so this, but say that I didn't bet the game earlier, was flipping channels and saw that the game was on. I would be able to turn on my computer and bet the game right now, so that I could have a little action on it and make it more fun... But as I said, I'm already on the Lakers with enough action for tonight...

After all this series could go to 7. I could still have 6 more games to bet :O)

Just back from St Martin!

2008-05-26T15:15:00.000-07:00

What a great long weekend. St Martin is beautiful. The beaches are great, the food is delicious, the women are topless and the casinos are cheap and everywhere on the Dutch side.

Sooo. How did I do? Well, not to well. I made the final table in a small poker tournament, but didn't come in the money. I won a little at roulette, but lost bad at three card and the slots... lost a little with blackjack too... I didn't even bet any sports there, which I was planning to do, but didn't.

I also didn't play Robbie's Lottery. If you have ever been to St Martin, you would know that Robbie's Lottery shacks are everywhere on this island. I don't know who Robbie is, but he must have some good money and be a real player on the island...

Anyway, I'm about to play some low limit blackjack at BoDog. See ya later!

Gambling Online again

2008-05-10T15:26:00.000-07:00

Currently playing the Goldbeard slot machine at BoDog. (Pirates!)

I was in Las Vegas last weekend and had a great time! I played almost everywhere on the strip and I was even in one casino where that I don't know where the hell I was, and I still don't know what casino is was! Of course, I had been drinking a good amount by then, but I was still having a great time.

I ended up staying at Bally's there, which is a good casino for the location but a terrible casino for the rooms. I think Bally's is probably one of the oldest casinos on the strip, but it's right in the heart of it all, so you really can't go wrong staying there.

So overall, I lost on the weekend... When I first got there I went up about $1,000 on roulette, and then just kinda gave it back over the course of the weekend plus a little more. I was running real cold on 3 card poker, I was down a little on slots, up on roulette, around even playing Pia Gow, and I think I dropped about $100 on the Wheel of Fortune (when I was wasted of course)... I also lost my bet on the Kentucky Derby.

It was fun though... anytime I came back from Vegas with more than I plan on coming back with, it's all good by me.

After all, I still have some good money to gambling online with...

I forgot to mention that I won $150 in the slots in the airport on the way out... That was funny.

Okay. I think I'm going to move off the slot and onto some cheap 3 card poker online at BoDog.

Talk to you all later. Good Luck!

Now playing Slots Online

2008-04-27T10:09:00.001-07:00

Okay, so I just got up from playing European Roulette at BoDog, and now I'm playing their feature slot machine, Diry Martini. (To find it, just go to the site, and look through the list of Slots they have in their casino section.) It is fun!

It's a 20 line slot machine, where you can bet anywhere from 1 penny to $5 a line. I'm currently playing 5 cents at 20 lines, so it's a dollar a spin. Right now, I'm down about $7, but I haven't been playing long and haven't hit a bonus yet. I'm think I'll play until a hit a bonus, and then come back to tell you about it. It's now 1:16 pm.

It was 1:20 pm and I was down $9 when I hit the Bodog bonus which is:
- 15 free games are awarded when 3 or more Bodog Scatter Coins appear anywhere.
- During the feature all prizes are tripled.
- 15 additional free games are won if 3 or more scattered Bodog Scattered Coins occur in a free game.

I won a single bonus of 15 spins and about $48 from that. I wish I was betting a little more, but I'm now up $39. Not bad for playing for about 10 minutes and writing at the same time.

If your interested in playing the Dirty Martini slot, go to BoDog and check it out. I think you even play for free.

Have fun!

An Easy Sunday, Playing European Roulette

2008-04-27T09:49:00.000-07:00

Yeah, gambling online again at BoDog. Playing some European Roulette which is much better than American Roulette. The difference? There is only 1 zero on the wheel in Europe. There are 2 in the US, zero and double zero. When the ball lands on zero, the house wins, so have only one on the wheel is much better for the player.

Btw, I just hit one of my numbers, and I'm now up $86... ouch, now I just missed 3 in a row...

I like blogging while I play. Gambling at an online casino is so much faster than playing in a live casino. You can just click a button to repeat your last bet, and then click another button to spin the real. In the live casino, his can take much longer, and it could be minutes between spins. Not at BoDog, it can be seconds there... and that's why I like blogging or doing something else while I play. It slows down the gambling, making it more fun for me.

Yeah! I just hit another number!

So anyway, I think I wrote enough for today... I think I'm going to surf the web a little now between spins.

C Ya - The Online Casino God.

American Idol Betting!

2008-04-22T17:57:00.000-07:00

So I was watching American Idol and thinking about betting it. I think the lines are closed right now because the show is on, but BoDog has David Archuleta is a huge favorite. I think it might be fun to take a shot on someone else. Maybe Jason Castro or David Cook.

Odds On: Who will be the Winner of American Idol 7?
David Archuleta 8/11
Carly Smithson 50/1
Brooke White 30/1
Jason Castro 15/1
David Cook 13/10
Syesha Mercado 40/1

If you want to bet the gender of the next winner, it will cost you to bet a guy BUT it's probably a sure thing.

Bet On: Will the winner of American Idol 7 be Male or Female?
Male -700
Female +400

If you want to bet on American Idol, check out BoDog for all the up to the minute odds.

This blog is sooo old

2008-04-14T17:56:00.001-07:00

But I only have something like 10 posts. I've had this blog for years, but the older version got deleted. I then re-started this site last year, but my heart wasn't really in it... I'm kinda getting back into this now. After all it gives me something to when I'm gambling online. Of course, I'll probably only write 2 more posts and then forget about this blog for another year... but hey, I'm here now :O)

And I'm playing a 1 cent, 20 line Cleopatra's Gold slot machine at BoDog (of course). BoDog is by far my favorite site. I write about it a lot here (and link to) because it's the site I play at so often. I used to hop around and play at all different online casinos, but I've gotten burned before. There is no worse feeling than winning at an online casino, and then have them refuse to play you. Trust me it sucks. Anyway, you get ripped off this one or two times, and you learn to play only at a casino that you can trust. And that's what I do.

Anyway, Paradise Hotel 2 just came on, and I actually like this show... so I'm going to stop writing. Yes, it's too hard to gamble online, watch TV and blog all at the same time. Even for an Online Casino God like me :O)

Later gater.

Playing 1-2 No Limit Texas Holdem @ BoDog

2008-04-13T07:09:00.000-07:00

Yeah, I like playing poker online every now and then. And I love BoDog, so it makes perfect sense that I play there.

I think that 1-2 is a tough game online, a lot tougher than it is live at the tables in Atlantic City. Obviously online the action is much faster and I have to think that the players are much better too. In Atlantic City, you can find a lot of people that just walk into the poker room, have played a few times before, but aren't really good. I think it's a lot harder to find that playing Texas Holdem online.

I would say that most online texas holdem players (at least at the 1-2 no limit level) have read a book or two about poker and play fairly regularly. Now I think the play at BoDog is easier than some of the other online poker rooms, and this is one reason why I love playing here.

I'm also very loyal to this online sportsbook, poker room and casino. Many offshore casinos have closed up over the years, and taken my money and others along with them. But BoDog has been around for a very longtime, and their operation is so huge, and they are so well branded that I don't think they will ever close shop. They have already fought the US on several fronts, and they will continue to do so when it comes to regulating online gambling...

If you don;t have an account at BoDog, you should open one today... And I just busted out... Damn too much writing not enough playing...

The March Madness Championship...

2008-04-07T16:15:00.000-07:00

is only 2 hours away! Kansas vs Memphis, and my money is on Memphis -2 over Kansas at BoDog. The over/under on this game is set at 148.

I love betting the big game. I don't really follow sports enough to bet say baseball. That sport has something like 15 games a day, and you really have to follow almost every team and every pitcher to be able to pick winners through out the regular season. But during the playoffs, all the games are televised and the number of teams are smaller, so it's a little easier to bet. You only have a few chooses, you can watch the game, and it actually makes sports more fun.

Take tonight's March Madness game for instance. I don't live anywhere near Kansas or Memphis. I have never been to either location, and I don't know anyone who went to either of these schools. Add that to the fact that basketball is one of my least favorite sports, and I really should gave a damn about this game.

BUT give me a line and let me bet this game, and now I actually care. I'll watch them game, be able to talk about it tomorrow with friends, or maybe even go out for it and have a team to root for. Even more so, I'll care the whole game. I won't turn it off early to go to bed. If tired I'll actually stay up to watch the last seconds because that enjoyment is what betting on sports is all about.

So good luck tonight and GO MEMPHIS!

Online Gambling is great

2008-04-05T14:08:00.000-07:00

I love to gamble online. I like to bet sports, like the March Madness. I love to bet table games, like craps, roulette, and blackjack. I also like to play poker. 7 stud is my game. It's so easy online because most people play holdem, and a few happen to jump into the 7 stud room. Trust me, those people suck. It's easy to take their money.

I had a great run on three card poker over at BoDog (link on the right). If you have never played this game, you should try it. 3 of a kinds aren't too hard to hit, and pay you really well. The other day I was playing and hit three 3 of a kinds in about 2 hours. That was a great day! I ended up walking away up over $500.

There are a few good baseball games to bet tonight too. Baseball and Basketball betting online... yes, it's the time of year. Nothing better than now (except for maybe football season).

Betting the Kentucky Derby Online

2007-05-04T15:33:00.000-07:00

This is the premier horse racing event, the Super Bowl of horse racing if you will. I have to bet it & of course I'm betting it online...

I read an article on yahoo this week about how Storm in May is blind in one eye. I would like this horse to win. I just think it would be cool, but I really doubt that it will happen. Anyway, with Sedgefield coming out of the first gate and listed at 50-1, I think that I'm going to throw some money on a boxed exacta of the 1 and 4 horse. If it hits, it'll be a nice pay day.

Curlin is the favorite, and for good reason. The horse really is the best in the field, but doesn't have much value at those odds. That's why I'm going to go with the 6 horse, Cowtown Cat, to win at 20-1. The horse had shown great improvement over it's last several and came in first in it's last 2. I guess I'm hoping that this horse can keep up the improvement and cash me a nice ticket Saturday.

These are the odds listed at BoDog (link on the right):
Number - Horse - Jockey - Odds
1 - SEDGEFIELD - LEPAROUX - 50-1
2 - CURLIN - ALBARADO - 7/2
3 - ZANJERO - BRIDGMOHAN - 30-1
4 - STORM IN MAY - LEYVA - 30-1
5 - IMAWILDANDCRAZYGUY - GUIDRY - 50-1
6 - COWTOWN CAT - JARA - 20-1
7 - STREET SENSE - BOREL - 4-1
8 - HARD SPUN - PINO - 15-1
9 - LIQUIDITY - FLORES - 30-1
10 - TEUFLESBERG - ELLIOTT - 30-1
11 - BWANA BULL - CASTELLANO - 50-1
12 - NOBIZ LIKE SHOBIZ - VELASQUEZ - 8-1
13 - SAM P. DOMINGUEZ - 20-1
14 - SCAT DADDY - PRADO - 10-1
15 - TIAGO - SMITH - 15-1
16 - CIRCULAR QUAY - VELAZQUEZ - 8-1
17 - STORMELLO - DESORMEAUX - 30-1
18 - ANY GIVEN SATURDAY - GOMEZ - 12-1
19 - DOMINICAN - BEJARANO - 20-1
20 - GREAT HUNTER - NAKATANI - 15-1

Good Luck Horse Racing Fans!!!

Baccarat, poker, roulette and a bachelorette party

2007-05-01T17:43:00.000-07:00

If that title doesn't sell you, I don't know what will :O)

Anyway, like I said in the last post I was learning to play baccarat, and I think I did a good job... I finally made it to Vegas this last weekend with a friend. We drove out, made record time through the dessert, and by the time we hit the strip, we were ready for action.

We started out at a Mirage poker table playing low steaks more for the free drinks than the action. We had about five drinks each at the table, and whole time we were raising like maniacs. I won a few huge pots. (Huge pots at 2-4, kinda funny).

Well, I caught a nice buzz and decide to leave my friend at the tables and take a walk over to the baccarat tables. On the way I got a little turned around and ended up at the bar outside Jet doing shots with a sexy bachelorette party from Texas.

There was plenty of room to grab a girl or two for me and my friend, the only problem was that it was still way to early and who wants to go to a club in Vegas when there are so many tables... Anyway, I got one of girls cell number and room number and made plans to "maybe" meet up after the club, but more likely for drinks the next day.

Now to the Baccarat... Remember, I just learned this game, have only played a little on BoDog and this is my first time playing in a real casino...

So I walk up to the table and change in $500. I'm not really sure what happened as it happened so fast, but with a nice buzz on, I was able to take that $500 and turn it into $800 in about 15 minutes... Being a little drunk and still a little confused about the game, I decided to take my profits and run right over to the roulette table were I gave back the $300 in profit and another $100 in about the same amount of time...

This story could go on forever as I walked around the casino throwing money at this table and that table, but a quick lesson is that I am really good at baccarat and should have never walked away... Also, when you get a girl's phone number at a hotel bar in Vegas, you will probably never see her again...

got back to blogging... and learning baccarat

2007-04-21T16:49:00.000-07:00

Yeah, blogger deleted this blog a few weeks ago. Then some asshole tried to steal it. He registered this website and like 50 others one under one name, and never wrote a thing... I don't get it. If this ever happens to you, just email blogger and it might take a week or so, but they'll fix it and you should get it back.

Anyway, I now have this site back... so what have I been up to? Well I've been try to learn how to play baccarat (good link) and play it. So far, I've been doing alright online, but haven't played in a casino yet, though I plan on testing it out in Vegas this week. I'll let you know how it goes...

If you want to learn how to play, check this link for the rules. To practise, you can play for fun or money at BoDog.com.

Good to be back @ the Online Casino God :O)

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2007-04-17T10:55:00.001-07:00