The Original Unoriginal Podcast

Episode 80 - Coney Island Whitefish

biscuitman18@yahoo.com (Jeff Heatherly) — Fri, 12 Oct 2012 17:48:00 -0400

For Season 3's first instance of "The Best Movie of ALL-TIME!", Tucker Pannell was the second heart that could beat as one, as we watched the 1988 cult classic "Alien Nation". In the ensuing discussion, we tackle the douchiness (both on and--allegedly--off-screen) of the legendary James Caan, laughable line deliveries and incongruous music choices. PLUS(!), the vaguely auspicious test run of the first O.U.P. game segment! Don't needlessly throw your lunch in the trash until you HEAR THIS EPISODE!

Episode 79 - Téchnölogy, Tøø!: California Ramblin'

biscuitman18@yahoo.com (Jeff Heatherly) — Sat, 29 Sep 2012 13:19:00 -0400

In our first (and longest) long-distance episode since 2010, Nick Melton returns for some chat about a smorgasbord of topics; from Roseanne to Denis Leary, from "Star Trek" to "Doctor Who", from coast to coast! Plus(!), the rap version of a Dolly Parton classic you never thought you'd hear! IT'S ALL HERE! LISTEN TO IT! NOW!

Episode 78 - AnyTWOzel: This Time, It's Personal

biscuitman18@yahoo.com (Jeff Heatherly) — Sat, 15 Sep 2012 16:43:00 -0400

In quite possibly the most overwhelmingly heterosexual episode to date, Tucker Pannell returns for a discussion of Beeks, B's, boobs and beverages.

Episode 77 - Goodbye, Farewell and Muffins: Part II

biscuitman18@yahoo.com (Jeff Heatherly) — Sat, 1 Sep 2012 14:33:00 -0400

In the THRILLING CONCLUSION to our two-part third season premiere, we finally bid a fond farewell to Nick with talk of Hollywood swingin', Dark Knights risin', and pop culture philosophizin'. APOSTROPHES!!!

Episode 76 - Goodbye, Farewell and Muffins: Part I

biscuitman18@yahoo.com (Jeff Heatherly) — Fri, 31 Aug 2012 17:01:00 -0400

After almost 18 MONTHS(!), we make our gallant return with rambles about roasts, Rip Torn, and beloved apothecary chains in what basically amounts to the extended intro to the THRILLING CONCLUSION to this, our third season premiere. (PART 2 AVAILABLE TOMORROW!)

INDEFINITE HIATUS!

biscuitman18@yahoo.com (Jeff Heatherly) — Sat, 4 Jun 2011 21:55:00 -0400

As you might have already guessed, extenuating factors are once again not on our side here at The O.U.P. (and Cinemantics, for that matter) and we're taking a bit of a break. The economy is a bitch. Geography isn't much better. For right now, please keep listening to the archives and TELLING YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT US and hopefully we'll be back in your earholes sooner rather than later. Until then, enjoy the above photo of TV's Tom Haverford with our compliments. Thanks, everyone.

Episode 75 - Anywhozel

biscuitman18@yahoo.com (Jeff Heatherly) — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 00:23:00 -0400

While the economy and around 200 miles keep Nick and I apart, special guest Tucker Pannell (co-creator of Dot Swoof's "Fanatic Gumbo") joins me for a nostalgic journey to the day the music (or theoretical music) died, a pork-centric realization about one of today's most overrated fictional creatures, and hey!--Did you hear about the sexy pirate movie?--It was rated ARRR...you going to listen to this? ...You'd better.

NOTE: Stay tuned after the episode for a special message from yours truly!

Episode 74 - Offer to Take My Tie

biscuitman18@yahoo.com (Jeff Heatherly) — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 15:01:00 -0400

One week after its remake took the #2 spot at the box office, Nick and I look back at a film that I've loved for many years, the original 1981 Dudley Moore classic "Arthur". Inevitably, a great deal of our chat consists of preemptive comparisons of the original and new casts, some love for the great Mr. Burt Bacharach, and somehow, the roles of Bob Hoskins. So, listen and enjoy, kids!--It's the most fun money can't buy!

P.S. The remake was great. Ignore the haters. See it and be delighted.

Episode 73 - Black Gold. Texas Tea.

biscuitman18@yahoo.com (Jeff Heatherly) — Fri, 1 Apr 2011 15:00:00 -0400

History is made as Nick joins me in my hometown for the first time EVER! The ensuing conversation includes his gut reaction to "the Antichrist of restaurants", an afternoon with Buddy Ebsen, and a tragic/horrific stroll through a once-great dying mall. Plus, some routine self-doubt is vanquished by the return of the legendary Mr. Rip Torn! Y'all come listen now, ya hear?

Episode 72 - St. Crock of Shit

biscuitman18@yahoo.com (Jeff Heatherly) — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 23:48:00 -0400

In the inaugural edition of the ALL-NEW O.U.P. sub-series "The Best TV _____ of ALL-TIME!", we fill that blank with "series" in our discussion of the cult hit British horror spoof "Garth Marenghi's Darkplace". Thrill as we look at the history of the series, its place as a veritable nexus of the current British comedy universe, and the utter hilarious ridiculousness that make it one of our favorites. After all...we ARE buddies, aren't we, listener?

Episode 71 - The 2011 Oscarsode

biscuitman18@yahoo.com (Jeff Heatherly) — Fri, 4 Mar 2011 01:13:00 -0500

You know(!)...it's that time again, kids. Join Nick and myself as we assess the damage and relive the insanity that was the 83rd Annual Academy Awards! We've got winners! We've got losers! We've got senile Hollywood legends making us thoroughly uncomfortable!--It was a night we shan't soon forget. Plus, treatises in defense of two of the year's biggest Oscar nominees and some classic '80s sitcom themes! Don't miss it!

Episode 70 - Difficult B

biscuitman18@yahoo.com (Jeff Heatherly) — Fri, 18 Feb 2011 00:59:00 -0500

For our first "Best Movie of ALL-TIME!" of 2011, Nick and I discuss my favorite film of 2010: "Easy A". Contrary to what devotees may believe, it's more than just the allure of my beloved Emma Stone that has earned it such a strong place in my heart. There's also the film's dynamite cast, witty screenplay, and abiding love for all things 1980s. Nick only agrees with some of those things. Find out which ones--LISTEN, YOU!

Episode 69 - The Culture of Poultry

biscuitman18@yahoo.com (Jeff Heatherly) — Fri, 4 Feb 2011 00:18:00 -0500

After a much, MUCH-needed hiatus, Nick and I return with an old-fashioned conversational; strawberry cigars and all. Amidst the puffs of smoke, we briefly discuss the cause of our hiatus, an alcohol-based betrayal from a former "Sopranos" star, the perils of social networking, and the future of our online family. Welcome us back and tell your friends!

Episode 68 - The Boy, Roberts, and Brenda Fricker

biscuitman18@yahoo.com (Jeff Heatherly) — Sat, 25 Dec 2010 01:02:00 -0500

Nick and I wish you the happiest of holidays with this special double-length look at the perennial favorites "Home Alone" and "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York"! Feel the Christmas spirit flow through you as we discuss the implausibility of both films, their wonderful supporting casts, and (once again) the tragic downfall of the films' writer John Hughes. One or both of these are certainly candidates for "The Best Movie of All-Time!", ya filthy animal.

Episode 67 - The Talking Cure, Part 4 (Some Relation)

biscuitman18@yahoo.com (Jeff Heatherly) — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 13:22:00 -0500

As we draw closer to the end of 2010, recent hard times and a fresh cold leave Nick and I in a funk...but if you, the diligent listener can survive the dark, Russell T Davies-esque flights of unfancy that sprink from said funk, you'll be treated to tales of public school horror, intriguing sci-fi casting news, and a preparatory look at the subject of next week's double-length edition of "The Best Movie of All-Time!". (In case you're wondering, trust us--next week will be better.)

Episode 66 - Spare the Snark, Save the Cheerleader

biscuitman18@yahoo.com (Jeff Heatherly) — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 00:47:00 -0500

After months of invoking its name as an example of pure cinematic ineptitude, Nick and I finally revisit, for your listening pleasure, Chris Columbus' 2009 offering "I Love You, Beth Cooper". In a shocking (including to myself) turn of events, I end up rather fond of the film this go-round, while Nick still errs on the side of its failings. The ensuing discussion includes the film's place in the pantheon of teen movie-dom, its ever-adorable leading lady, and the perils of adapting one's own novel for the screen. Plus, we get a jump on a future look at one of John Hughes' classic works! Believe it or not, it's already another instance of "The Best/WORST Movie of All-Time!".

Episode 65 - Something in My Front Pocket

biscuitman18@yahoo.com (Jeff Heatherly) — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 01:31:00 -0500

Our beloved hold music gets the workout of its life this week as Nick and I duke it out with the forces of technological upfuckery in a bid to bring you a discussion of my new job, the recently released "Green Lantern" trailer, and as seems to be a new tradition, more superhero movie casting news. Plus, Nick issues a challenge to an inanimate object! (Oh, and the word I was looking for: indictment.)

Episode 64 - The Great Wizard Posehn

biscuitman18@yahoo.com (Jeff Heatherly) — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 00:11:00 -0500

We've thrilled you with "The Best Movie of All-Time!"; made you feel our rage and disappointment with "The WORST Movie of All-Time!"...but sometimes, just one of those monikers isn't enough, leading to our rarest sub-series, "The Best/WORST Movie of All-Time!". Used only once to date (see Episode 19), this descriptor is the only one fit to describe our reaction to 1997's oft-forgotten "Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie"! Lend us your ears as the chat covers my near-encyclopedic knowledge of the "Power Rangers" universe, our lament over the death of Saturday mornings, and our love for TV's Bulk and Skull. Once you do, we're sure you'll say, "...UUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHAAHHHHUUUUGGHHAUUGHHHH!!!"

Episode 63 - With Great Alcohol...

biscuitman18@yahoo.com (Jeff Heatherly) — Fri, 5 Nov 2010 00:06:00 -0400

Following the rousing story of Nick's recent brush with fame, our latest conversation devolves into a series of pop culture rants by yours truly, with topics including a special screening of the ultimate cult classic film, the unceremonious cancellation of another great TV series, and my rage regarding the recent zombie-themed "Community" Halloween episode. Buckle up, kids. You're in for some bumpy oratory!

Episode 62 - Tumbleweeds of the Apocalypse

biscuitman18@yahoo.com (Jeff Heatherly) — Fri, 22 Oct 2010 00:29:00 -0400

Concluding an unintentional zombie-themed month of "The Best Movie(s) of All-Time!", we come to my favorite zombie comedy (of the two; Sorry, "Shaun of the Dead", you know where we stand) 2009's "Zombieland"! Nick joins me for a look at the film's unspeakably amazing cameo, its novel approach to survival, and its standing as the birthplace of my adoration of Emma Stone. Plus, a reminder of why Entertainment Weekly is a terrible, TERRIBLE publication.

Episode 60 - Zombedians of Zombedy

biscuitman18@yahoo.com (Jeff Heatherly) — Sat, 9 Oct 2010 00:43:00 -0400

We can't believe it ourselves, but we've already discovered another instance of "The WORST Movie of All-Time!". You'd think the 2007 zombie western comedy "Undead or Alive" would be made of awesome (or at least campy fun) with that insane menage-a-trois of genres in the till...but sadly, YOU'D BE WRONG. Nick and I try to figure out exactly what went wrong with a film that boasts a cast of comedy favorites, a dreamy leading man, and zombie makeup effects that are second-to-few. Lend us your brains (if you dare) for this direct-to-DVD disappointment!

Episode 58 - Kwansu, Dudes!

biscuitman18@yahoo.com (Jeff Heatherly) — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 01:02:00 -0400

Another podcasting dream comes true, as I finally introduce Nick to the fantabuliciousness of the 1993 classic "Surf Ninjas"! In classic O.U.P. fashion however, it quickly becomes a fascinating look at the downfalls of Sega, Rob Schneider, and even THE MIND OF M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN! Plus, varyingly qualitative impressions of "Jurassic Park" cast members!

Episode 57 - Mr. Balls

biscuitman18@yahoo.com (Jeff Heatherly) — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 01:13:00 -0400

The great long-distance experiment continues, as Nick and I see what's in the news. Hear wild tales of copious French paternity, 3D you can feel, frivolous Chinese lawsuits, and everyone's favorite British Labour Party candidate! Plus, I debut a new celebrity impression!

Episode 56 - Dave

biscuitman18@yahoo.com (Jeff Heatherly) — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 00:20:00 -0400

After over two years of anticipation, Nick and I finally cover what may be the quintessential example of "The Best Movie of All-Time!", 1995's "Tank Girl"! Join us as we show this modern cult classic all kinds of love, discuss the finer points of adaptation and creators' rights, and lay the foundation for a future O.U.P. rhetorical smackdown! Plus, I still have a cold!

Episode 55 - Songs in the Key of Sneeze

biscuitman18@yahoo.com (Jeff Heatherly) — Fri, 3 Sep 2010 14:51:00 -0400

As I battle the early stages of a cold, Nick and I chat it up freestyle with topics as varied as local amusement parks, overrated TV shows and restaurants, and Ross Perot. Plus, suggestive fruit-shaped water towers!