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8:11 pm- First pitch, Santana to Jeter. Base hit up the middle

8:30- Sabathia looks shaky. Got out of jam but doesn’t look right.  And, easy one here, Texiera, well, he looks Lost. Speaking of which, Lost apparently is an all night event. Holy crap, I’m roped into watching 4 hours of a show that I have never watched before.

8:46- Yup, there it goes. After a two run single from Angle Pagan—yeah, his name is Angel Pagan- that’s ironic. Any way, Jason Bay jacks one to left center 4-0 Mets. Btw, checked the DVR and Family Guy’s season finale is another Star Wars spoof, and Trump finale tonight, too.

9:00- Lost is doing some freaky flashback, forward non-sense. Switch to Family Guy, Empire Strikes Back spoof, doesn’t seem as funny as the first one.

9:15- Family Guy is on commercial break, quick check of the score, 4-0. Flip back to Family Guy. Almost spot on Empire. Haven’t even check on Trump yet. Funniest Joke thus far is the “Nurf-header joke,” classic. 

9:38- Commercial break. Time to check on The Apprentice, I’m secretly hoping that Bret Michaels’ strokes out and they have to call in C.C. Deville from the bullpen. First he’d plug his crappy ass garage band “The Step Sisters.” Speaking of CC, not looking good for Sabathia. 5-0 Mets. 

9:41 -Celebrity Apprentice, replay of Maria getting fired because she complained about Curtis taking a monster crap in the female’s dressing room. Classy Maria.

9:43 -Family Guy.  Wow- Lando is being played by Mort. Mort is a white, Jewish guy and Lando was originally played by Billy Dee Williams.  “Look the Giant Chicken is Boba Fet.”  Peter is frozen in carbonate while mooning.

9:48- Lost: Sayid and fat, hairy guy are sitting in a car. Fat, hairy guy is talking about rules.  Street fight and Sayid steps in and saves a hot blonde check named Jenna (Ott: he means Shannon for those that know the show). Flashback and forward.  One of the street fighters was in on a trick to get Sayid and Jenna together. Back on the island. Crazy psycho Claire is pissed off that someone tried to have her killed.

9:53- 6-0 Mets. Chris just got his arm cut off by Darth Stewie.  Stewie just did the “I am your father speech…” If you want comedy and you don’t speak Spanish, watch the Spanish version of “The Empire Stikes Back.” – The accents alone will make you piss your pants.

9:58- Classic Family guy ending. They end Empire with the ending from Back-to-the-Future 2 “The electric Bugaloo”.

10:00- Trump is on Commercial. Flip over to Lost, wow; is that guy from the Lord of the Rings playing Guitar?  Claire is pregnant and having issues. One of the main guys looks like he’s in Mum Ra’s Layer (the evil guy from Thunder Cats). Damn that old due just hit Zac up side the head with a rock (Ott: I have no idea who Huey means by Zac).

10:05- Strawberry just got 25k from Trump for his charity. Brett is talking (without a slur- must be sober) about his Diet Snapple drink. To bring everyone up to speed it’s Bret Michaels vs. Holly Robinson-Peete. Which brings me to a point. Can we stop with the hyphen already?  Either take your husband’s last name or don’t. It doesn’t matter in the end and don’t be total douches and hyphen the kid’s name too. Bonus points to couples that create a new last name. It takes balls and because it can piss off everyone in the family. I wouldn’t do it. Also, Holly Robison-Peete didn’t do enough for people to actually remember who the hell she was. 21 Jump street was 85 years ago and lasted 3 seasons. Holly shouldn’t even be on the show…That’s right Bret, you take the high road and I’ll take the low road. 

10:13- Still 6-0 Mets. Santana is pitching a gem. Yanks need to get healthy and Mark Texiera, that cute little slump you had in April has now carried over to an ugly May. If we wanted a first baseman with a good glove that couldn’t hit we would’ve signed Nick Johnson…wait, we did, and he’s on the DL. 

10:17- Lost -old creepy guy is looking at a boat (is it the SS Minnow?). He turns back and is about to shank the young dude that was in the volcano with him. (break) Back to The Apprentice.  Bret and Holly face off.  Back to live in the studio. Joan Rivers is live along with Bill Rancic (the first ever Apprentice). Rivers is a horribly disfigured woman. Her face looks like she’s been stung by bees.  She’s wearing a pearl necklace and I don’t have the heart to make a pearl necklace joke. I mean, I think she actually blew Moses.  I think I might actually use the image of Joan Rivers to suppress my erection in mixed company.

10:25- Dr. Shephard beat the shit out of the old dude and now he’s operating on him. Mr. Locke is the old dude’s name. Locke is wiggling his toes. Seems like they both had a serious acid trip together. Break, commercial break for the game. Back to Trump. Intro time again.  Holly Peete is wearing next to nothing- Trump just told Holly to sit the hell down while he intros Bret, and here he comes. We now know he wears a wig right? He had to have his head shaved for the operation. Oh shit, even Holly’s son is pulling for Bret Michaels. Bret is talking about his brain hemorrhage- yeah, he’s a head case- medically.

10:33- Holly is yammering on about the “Holly-Rod foundation.” Back to Lost.  That Asian dude kinda looks like John Gosselin, seriously. Jack said Locke is dead. He wants to bang Kate, which I know for sure. Then there’s the guy that looks like Kevin Spacey’s retarded brother. James and Claire are getting back on the plane. Claire tells Jack that if she dies he can eat her…ha, I made that up. Rally time 6-1 Mets. Might be too little, too late. 

10:38- SALT movie commercial, no shots of Albany. I just flipped back to Trump and Holly is still boring everyone about Holly-Rod. However, I did not know that Holly’s Dad was on “Sesame Street.”  I think Gordon “the kid toucher,” just kidding. It was just Gordon. Time for a track from Cindy Lauper. Back to Lost.  James and Kate can’t get to the plane. They are going to Jump in the Ocean and take the boat. Flash to present day…James is in the hospital. Jack gives him direction to a candy machine. Damn, that’s the FBI chick from “V.” She was on Lost?  Her name is Jullian (Ott: read Juliet) and James killed her by letting go of her hand like on the opening scene of  “Cliff Hanger”.

10:45- Rally over. 6-1 Mets bottom of the eighth. Back to The Apprentice. Holly is trying to get sympathy votes because her Mom has breast cancer. Tough Holly. Bret almost died so he gets all the sympathy points you bitch. Although if he loses he should be forced to say diabetes the right way (why do he and Wilfred Brimley pronounce it wrong?) and take the headband off.

10:52- 4-6-3 double play to end the bottom of the 8^th. Time for a real rally. Bring in K-Rod and we’ll beat him. Jack is going into the Volcano – I guess fat, hairy guy is named Hugo and he’s crying like a pussy. Everyone is bellowing on about the Island and protecting it. Did Al Gore write this shit? Back to Apprentice. Here’s Trump’s choice. Both Charities are getting $250K. Time to make Ott and Huey a charity.

10:58. Bret Michaels wins. Any one surprised there? Ride the wind. (Ott: I would’ve went with a Cry Tough joke, but, this works too, Huey)

11:00- Top of the ninth. Two on, no one out. K-rod is warming up. Kevin Russo needs to get on. Why is important for SportsCenter to promo the fact that they are up next? They only mention it 500 times during the game. Do we need a reminder on the bottom of the screen as well? Damn, fielder’s choice, first and third, one out.

11:04- Lost. James, Kate, Jon Gosselin and a bunch of other people are on the plane heading home. Dr. Jack is in Mum Ra’s pit and figured something out. Hugo is screaming “Jack” like he’s Kate Winslet watching Leo sink to the bottom of the ocean.

11:07- Mets/Yanks- Jeter/K-Rod. Damn Bay hit two Home Runs? Base hit Jeter, Clutch comes through again. Rally over K-rod strikes out A-Rod. Bed time. Lost is over too (Ott: well, there were 23 more minutes, but we all know Huey had to get some sleep).

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From: Huey 
To: Ott
Sent: 4/9/10 8:49 a.m.
Subject: Next week.  

Just let me know what day works for next week.  I’ll try to get some material together on Saturday. Should huntwood come on to talk about baseball? 

Yeah, I’m wondering if the material I have is getting old at this point?  I’m not sure on a day, I have to work, like every night…can you do Sunday evening, or Monday late? If not, I’ll have to see what day I can go in a bit later and let you know. 

Sunday is out. Wedding reception in the city, Monday f’in blows. IF one of us just wins the damn lottery this would be a hell of a lot easier…. 

My new solution is completely giving up sleeping… 

Yeah, I mostly gave that up 7 months ago… 

I’ve got Friday or Saturday- what works with you? 

Leaving Friday during the day. Guess we’re on break. 

Fuckk. Choppin’ at the bit here. 

Watched a couple eps of the marriage ref yesterday – alec baldwin says “the state of florida gets a bad rap sometimes, and this couple is why”. Plus, breaking news, Jimmy Fallon made like 2 funny comments over the whole hour. 

{Flloorridaaa} 

When I was in the city on Sunday NBC had a huge billboard of that jerk-off. I got angry because he’s a no talent hack. 

Btw- apparently I’m passive aggressive. 

Passive aggressive? When you’re banging your fist on the desk during a segment, I’d say you’re being aggressive-aggressive.  

If passive aggressive means, opinionated asshole who knows he’s right about 95% of the time.  Then yeah, I’m passive aggressive. 

Yeah – that’s not it. 

Looked it up…here we go… 

Ambiguity or speaking cryptically: a means of engendering a felling of insecurity in others- in my mind, this isn’t passive aggressive, this a comedy and typically American. 

Chronically being late and forgetting things: another way to exert control or punish. I hate being late. It happens, but I hate it. 

Fear of competition; I’m a Yankee fan so, by definition we have no competition. 

Fear of dependency; I drink alcohol on a regular basis and love it. Some may think I depend on it… 

Fear of intimacy as a means to act out anger: This sentence doesn’t even make sense.  Usually angry people don’t want to be intimate and touchy-feely people aren’t angry.  I don’t like people touching me.  It’s not a mental defect it’s more of a avoiding the spreading of germs.  I’ll hug you at Christmas, funeral or a wedding.  If I see you on the street a simple wave or hand shake will do just fine. 

Making chaotic situations; not a personality defect….comedy. 

Making excuses for non-performance in work teams- if this is a definition then our whole government, including the President, is passive aggressive. 

Sulking; I always sulk. Being happy just doesn’t suite me. So, f-off. 

Victimization response: tendency to blame other for own failures; typically, if I fail it’s definitely someone else’s fault because I got my shiit on lock down. I’m not the victim but if you make me look bad you are…  

Those are kind of strange definitions…acts and tactics that can be purposefully used to be passive aggressive. It’s using such methods as a way of hurting, pis$ing off or unloading work onto, others.  

Have you listened to our show? We try to do this on bi-weekly basis.  

I’m not trying to hurt anybody, I’m trying to relieve my frustration – if Jimmy or Tina gets smoked in the process, they are just collateral damage.  

I’m trying to hurt people who deserve it in the spirit of comedy. 

People who rose to the celebrity status because they went to a doctor and got overly pregnant deserve the pain I dish out because it’s equally as painful to see them on gossip shows and dancing with other b and c celebrities. 

Also, generally speaking, people from Saugerties, New York deserve getting pained.  Saugerties doesn’t deserve its own exit ramp, it barley qualifies for a zip code.  Just because they have a dairy queen doesn’t give them a right to have a comedy late night show… 

And Tina? She’s not quite as funny as she might want to believe.  Anyone can do an impression of Sarah Palin and we read the news better than she and Jimmy.  She’s ok. She’s the kicker on your fantasy football team or the closer on your fantasy baseball team.  She can score here and there but you wouldn’t lose sleep if she wasn’t around.  I’ve never thought to myself…”this television show, movie, card game, knitting circle or constipation breaking shiit would be funnier if Tina Fay was involved…”  

Wow – the polish president and his wife and a lot of the government crashed in russia and died? Where was I all weekend? Glad we don’t have a show, I’d hate to have the polish boycotting us.  

You know what the president’s last words were? “What does this button do?” 

I guess diplomatic immunity doesn’t cover airplanes… 

From: Ott
To: Huey
Sent: 4/13/10 1:20 p.m.
Subject: RE: Open days this week. 

Got the mlb iphone app. It let’s you choose the Yanks or Angels radio feed. Not sure how long before Seeing Eye Susie drives me to the other station. 

She pretty much blew Matsui during the ring ceremony. 

When steinbrenner finally kicks it, is she fired the next day? 

Again, she is the only person in the history of laser vision correction surgery that should keep the glasses on. I’d rather date the woman that was mauled by the gorilla. 

She just said “last season, it seemed like everytime you turned around Howie Kendrick was on second base.”  Hey Susan – stop turning around! 

Stupid statement because he actually plays second base… It’s like saying every time you turned on a Yankee game you see Posada on home plate. 

Well, I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt that she was talking about offense and stealing bases, since Kendrick was up…but it was stupid and should be mocked. 

She’s gets no benefits from me but a lot of doubt. Like sometimes I doubt she is actually watching the game or uses the benefit of the internet for up-to-date research. 

The inter-what? And she’s looking at the field, but doesn’t have the use of her eyes, so there’s that. 

Well, through six with a 3 run lead- Acceves-to Joba- to Rivera game over. 

Why does it seem Chan Ho “out of the” Park is the 7^th inning guy? Shouldn’t he be mopping up? 

Is 5-0 considered Mop up? Rivera is not coming in… 

Close, but, he came in at 3. Now he’ll probably stay, right? I don’t get why he’s thrown so many innings and almost nobody else in the pen has. 

Let him blow out his arm now.  Give the real bullpen guys a rest until we need them.  Btw- Matsui should hit one out right about now.. 

You’re not supposed to say that anymore. 

Balls. That’s what I get for asking for it… 

You had the feeling, but couldn’t quite place it. 

Can someone shoot Susan Waldman? Her excitement voice just grates on me… 

I think she is 98% of the reason yankees fans have to take crap. 

Listening to the Angels announcers today. It’s almost calming to not have to listen to clowns announce a baseball game. 

All over again with Javey. 

I’ve been leery of this deal from the beginning. 

You’d think this guy would just go out there and pitch a no-hitter to shut everyone up.. 

Well, you can throw away anything good I said about the Angels announcers thanks to this line: “you can put a halo over this one, as the Angels come away with the victory…” – yeah, that’s his catch phrase for wins. 

http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/story/13210251/man-jumps-off-new-york-hotel-roof-during-angels-stay 

Can’t put a halo on this one though…… 

{Segway, Fuck Yeah} 

Heard that story…crazy. Wish weaver was scheduled to pitch today. (too soon?) 

Yeah, we would have killed him…. 

{dat dant ching} 

Wow – we should get a radio show. 

http://www.aolnews.com/nation/article/is-mystery-of-missing-spring-breaker-brittanee-drexel-nearing-an-end/19435668 

if I have a daughter her spring break senior trip will be to one of three places. 

1. Kingston
2. The Great Escape
3. Castleton

Why this girl was ever allowed to leave the hotel where everyone else was is beyond me… 

Seriously…17? How do you let a kid go on vacation without you at 17? I mean, once they’re in college, there isn’t much you can do to stop them, but if they live at home, there’s no way they should be roadtripping further than the closest amusement/state park. 

Is Iceland now an ashhole? 

How is this a story about British Airspace? What’s going on on the ground in Iceland? Is fire raining down on people? I want to know! 

 Honestly, it’s iceland. Iceland is the waste portion of the continental divide. 

Iceland = Hot springs + Hot chicks 

Fine. Iceland can stay. But with this ash problem they are on notice. 

Silly mayans, off by some 2 years. 

Btw – Is this enough proof of the ridiculousness of the tax system and the stimulus package? 

Just being able to actually apply for such a thing is too much for me. 

I’m all about some good trim. 

Not that I wouldn’t grow a permanent ‘stache for some tax relief, but… 

 Here’s how to fix our current over-taxing. Treat the government like a corporation. 

1. Make a profit on goods and services…what can we offer? Protection, food, shelter. Immediately pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan. They want us to stay they gotta pay.
2. If the government continues to operate on a loss…fired the top executives.
3. Flat tax.
4. Privatize the retirement fund.
5. Operate with-in the means.  We can’t afford it (health care over-haul, federal/ state witness protection, foreign aide) we don’t buy it.
6. Give China Puerto Rico, they don’t want us any way…

 Bold plan. Or, simply implement the http://fairtax.org/

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happy birthday, 15k figment, saranac, segway fuck yeah, dead or alive, updates -- MJ and Swine Flu, Confucius say tweet this, Dr. Metal aka Meat Loaf, Pitchfork Militia, headphones, auxiliary jacking, kill yourself first, sorcery, morning pantsuits, #2, 4 hours off

Here’s Meat’s proposal on Youtube, discussed during the show:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFydXT0MmqU

Celebrity Death Watch with Billy Mays, Michael Jackson, Farrah, Ed and more, Eric weighs in on MJ, pucks and balls, The Velmas, Bought the farm – get one free, Celebrity Prison Watch, Rosie must be fed, chili in India, secret porn, wallets and purses

http://radiougly.podomatic.com/

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This could be CO Rob’s Jail.

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One of the many reasons we do a podcast.  We don’t have to worry about getting fired and having to pull something dramatic like this.

letterman and palin, latenight in general, slum ott millionaire 2, Alex of Flakjacket, trailers, morgues, going brown, divorces, molsons, naked burglars, road kill, holy explosions

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5hK90Itwb8

Anyone who has listened to a Yankee game on the radio has heard this guy make the final call after a win.   How about watching him make the final call and the weird shake he does doing it?

pull ovah huey, kung fu baby, kevin in the house, ott an carolla, slum ott millionaire, Nikolai, The Velmas, More Regis!, A Bronx Tree, Ordinance, Ten Dolla Holla, FroGod, quarter mil – syracuse style

With Ott on vacation we want to give you a little glimpse of how “The Ott and Huey show” comes together on a weekly basis.  Ott and I have been doing these e-mail “shows” for years (and for that matter is the reason we do the show).  This blogcast is about the season finale of 24, 24′s effect on pop-culture and the new season in January 2010.

So without further a-do…..

Oh, and for you diehards here’s an intro;

Howard: Previously on the Ott and Huey show…

Ott: The Brats were great.

Huey: Jet setting.

Ott: Holy shit there’s Jimmy Norton!

Simon: Roman Helmet

Howard: And now, here’s Ott and Huey.

Ott: There’s a medical term for that….

Huey: is it Whore?

From: Brown,Huey [mailto:huey@ottandhuey.com]
Sent: Wednesday, May 20, 2009 10:44 AM
To: Otter, Rich
Subject: Jack Bauer

Was on a Morphine drip and dying when his daughter shows up to do an experimental medical procedure to save his life, come on….really?

From: Otter, Rich [mailto:ott@ottandhuey.com]
Sent: Wednesday, May 20, 2009 10:49 AM
To: Brown,Huey
Subject: RE: Jack Bauer

That’s where you decided to draw the line on your suspension of disbelief, really?

From: Brown,Huey [mailto:huey@ottandhuey.com]
Sent: Wednesday, May 20, 2009 11:02 AM
To: Otter, Rich
Subject: RE: Jack Bauer

It was about as predictable and anti-climatic as the ending of any A-team episode. Did the writers just give up on the ending? I mean 24 was signed up for another season so we knew Jack was going to live.  If they were shooting for corny they should have just done a House/24 cross over where House saves Bauer but not before Bauer kills and tortures 5 people for being in a anti-American hospital conspiracy.

From: Otter, Rich [mailto:ott@ottandhuey.com]
Sent: Wednesday, May 20, 2009 11:07 AM
To: Brown,Huey
Subject: RE: Jack Bauer

Well, we all knew about the treatment about halfway through, so we knew it would work. Then, we had Kim leave without doing it, so we knew she’d be back at the last minute, so I guess they shouldn’t have ended on it. In fact, they could have just not had her come back and let us think he was laying there to die. Then, start next season with some line about it being a good thing Kim got there the next day.  Big question – do you think the “risk” posed to Kim will kill her and send Jack all crazy? Bigger question – if that happens and you’re the doc who ok’d it, where do you hide?

From: Brown,Huey [mailto:huey@ottandhuey.com]
Sent: Wednesday, May 20, 2009 11:25 AM
To: Otter, Rich
Subject: RE: Jack Bauer

Yeah, if Kim dies, Jack may just Hulk out and kill everyone in his path. My prediction? Either Chloe or Pierce bites it during season eight.  They are the only other characters besides Bauer to appear in every season except for those that died this year.

I was bored with just watching TV last night, so I became obsessed with 24 season eight.  Thus far, Chloe, Renee Walker, President Taylor and Aaron Pierce are back. The main location is New York City, with some filming in Albany…………….just kidding no Bauer sighting in the capital district, not enough booze, hookers and drugs for Keifer to film in capital land. Of course, they didn’t scout out Albany during Giants’ training camp.

In other strange but true 24 news; Project CHLOE

Project CHLOE, a Department of Homeland Security surveillance technology development program aimed at protecting airliners from terrorist missiles, was named after Chloe O’Brian because 24 is former Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff‘s favorite show.

 I guess it could have been worse…it could have been named “Project Michael Scott or “Project Dancing with the stars..”

From: Otter, Rich [mailto:ott@ottandhuey.com]
Sent: Wednesday, May 20, 2009 11:30 AM
To: Brown,Huey
Subject: RE: Jack Bauer

They could go ahead and kill everyone if they want next year, unless some studio actually agrees to give them money for the shitty feature film they want to make.  Is that official info that the Pres. is back next season? She sucks and should go down hard for turning in the daughter – even though the daughter deserved it. I would like to see someone doing the right thing lose office, sometimes you sacrifice for your beliefs.  This season of 24 – slightly better than the train wreck that was last season!  Glad to hear the director of homeland security is sitting around wishing he could torture people and had anyone half as dedicated as a fictional character played by a 5’8” hollywood actor that keeps getting himself arrested for stupid crap.

From: Brown,Huey [mailto:huey@ottandhuey.com]
Sent: Wednesday, May 20, 2009 11:49 AM
To: Otter, Rich
Subject: RE: Jack Bauer

It’s as official as Wikipedia can get. The studio scrapped the movie and turned it into the prequel for season 8, which did nothing for me.

Yeah, Allison Taylor sucked. You let your daughter off, make her resign as chief of staff and secretly congratulate her for killing off Angelina’s dad. Then you resign as president because you are such a freakin’ mess. Earlier in the show she wasn’t willing to sacrifice her daughter for her country and now she is?  Having her die to keep the country and Presidency intact would have been much more constitutional then having her arrested for killing off a main conspirator.  She flip flops more then John Kerry in a public shower.

Now for a completely horrible thought; if Hill’s were president and Chelsea was the one being held by a terrorist do you think ol’ Rodham would have yelled out, “Yeah, kill that ugly be-atch off, the only reason we keep her around is to make me look pretty.”  Damn that girl is ugly, she looks like she could have been Rocky’s brother (you know from that 80’s film with Cher ‘Mask”).

No, that wasn’t a mistake, I did say brother.

From: Otter, Rich [mailto:ott@ottandhuey.com]
Sent: Wednesday, May 20, 2009 11:54 AM
To: Brown,Huey
Subject: RE: Jack Bauer

So, did they move the action to NYC so that actress playing the president can get back to her precious broadway stage where she belongs while also filming some 24?  Or did they realize that they based a show on terrorist activities in areas that terrorists don’t target until finally reaching Washington this past season, so they figured they better get a season in a real city before nobody cares anymore? That two-hour B.S. season prequel just proved that a movie wouldn’t work because they need 24 hours to drag their melodrama on, though, they were able to keep it just as predictable, so good for them. And, I was under the impression that was only done because they lost the whole previous season to the writer’s strike?

From: Brown,Huey [mailto:huey@ottandhuey.com]
Sent: Wednesday, May 20, 2009 12:00 PM
To: Otter, Rich
Subject: RE: Jack Bauer

I would guess the second choice, plus in the past 5 seasons, they’ve bombed and blown-up half of California.  The writers strike killed the movie but the premise they had was turned into the prequel. 

From: Otter, Rich
Sent: Wednesday, May 20, 2009 12:08 PM
To: ‘Brown,Huey’
Subject: RE: Jack Bauer

Well, they are lucky that stink bomb wasn’t a feature film, they may not have been invited back for another season.

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other.

Now ladies, I’ll let you in on a little secret; guys really don’t enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That’s right, there’s no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially “Steak and Blowjob Day”.

Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine’s Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

Information pulled from the the2scoops.com http://the2scoops.blogspot.com/2006/03/steak-and-bj-day.html

Here are some pics from Ott’s L.A. Trip:

upcoming schedule, trip to LA, Phelps is back, C.O. Rob, Entertainment Report, Alive at Five, Nautilus, Chuck talks poker, Old Faithful (Bladder), by request – balls

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uDc5tQxmJY

One Fan, housecleaning, dislike/fail, tweet?, impromptu celebrity apprentice, manny being stupid, former Mets beat reporter Joe joins us, Clemens, steroids etc etc etc, entertainment report, ted nugent goes hunting, huey watches CMT, lamaze class podcast style, music from Of Former Fame, mounties, it’s all greek to me, cut loose, pupils punching, “in all of anthropology”, swisters, where’s my fuckin’ cheese, cred, let’s go get some beer

www.youtube.com/watch?v=awOGJJ2AWM0

cinco de mayo, beepbeep, softball, howie’s voicemail, howie live, hobo catalog, swine flu, new familiars, simon returns, more golden girls and dom deloise, FCC – nah, toto, firebirds, good riddance, chopper hunting, punch in the face, bear – grrrr, one arm – one eye – one stroke

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqZDe4364BI

That’s right he said, “Ass hammered…”

http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php?pod_id=76493

Make sure you give these guys a listen, the live version of Internet radio.

Angelina’s in town, Bea Arthur isn’t, Max from radiougly.com, new Flakjacket demo, dropping the kids off, suicides of the running variety, bullet in the head, beer goggles myth, draft shmaft, putting on the pads

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On this week’s episode:  Arrggghhh, Pirates straight ahead!, Gardening for Dummies, Fragrant Football Foul, Your own personal LEGO, Rebuffed tax, Chris Brown update, Fantasy expert Phil, the Yankees and baseball in general,  Pitchfork Militia, Boyle the Girl Can Sing,  the Great Canine Taper, Entertainment Report, the Dead are Alive

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On this week’s episode: Billy Bob’s a douche, Flakjacket, Facebook and Twitter, Entertainment Report, Simon the Semen, Pitchfork Militia, Face ‘plant, D&D Dude Dies, so does Angels pitcher Nick Adenhart, if Ott were King

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