The Poker Jerk

Get $150 of “No Deposit” Bonus Money at Titan Poker

How to get $150 of free bankroll at Titan Poker without depositing anything.

Get a $100 No Deposit Bonus at Ultimate Bet

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7 Poker Tips To Turn You From a Loser to a Winner

A short list of poker tips that, if followed correctly, will instantly make you stop being such a loser. At least, it should.

13 Common Mistakes Made by Losers Playing Shorthanded Holdem Poker

Learn to avoid the most common mistakes players make when playing in shorthanded Texas Holdem Poker games (games with 6 or fewer players).

Getting Ready to Give Away Some Money

Hey losers! When I started this site, I knew that I had created something great. A poker site that gives actual useful information and advice, and isn’t full of bullshit and spammy links. I have been writing articles that will help losers like you get better at poker, and have gotten great feedback from everyone [...]

UFC 97 Retrospective

Well the show is over, so let’s take a look at how my picks for UFC 97 did. With a lot of fights going to decision, a horrid, wretched main event, and the biggest star in the history of MMA losing in glorious fashion in what is likely to be his last fight ever.I’m not [...]

The Poker Jerk’s UFC 97 Predictions

Hey losers, it’s been a while since I posted some MMA predictions. I’ve been a huge MMA fan for years, and enjoy betting on fights even though I am not into betting on other sports. If you want to win/lose with me, check out my predictions. I like to bet at Bodog – they are [...]

Do you want to be like Doyle Brunson? Or do you want to be a LOSER? Learn to play Suited Connectors

If you want to continue to lose at poker, just keep doing what you’re doing. Fine by me! But wouldn’t you rather be a winner, like the iconic Doyle Brunson? Doyle has been kicking ass at poker for decades, and continues to do so. He also writes great poker books based on what he calls [...]

Know When and When Not to Slow Play (Including Examples)

Hey losers, I know I have already written an article about the basics of slow playing strategy in holdem (which you should read if you’re new to the site and new to poker, so you at least have a clue what I’m talking about here). If you’re familiar with slow playing, but you are not [...]