The Poop Scoop Reviews

Prometheus Review

2012-06-05T07:02:00.000-07:00

This movie goes back in time before the other Alien movies.

The exploding ship is a metaphor for this movie.

Ridley Scott should of went back in time to stop this movie from ever being made.

Men in Black III Review

2012-05-25T06:58:00.000-07:00

It's three times as bad as the other ones.

Seriously I tell you everything you need to know about this turd:

Closest homosexual Will Smith has to save walking corpse Tommy Lee Jones (Al Gore's roommate) from being killed. He enlists past Tommy Lee Jones who is Big Chinned Brolin to help him. Rip Torn is insane so they replaced him with a lesbian.

Battleship Review

2012-05-18T09:15:00.000-07:00

They made a movie based off a board game
They made a movie based off a board game
THEY MADE A MOVIE BASED OFF A BOARD GAME

Don't worry though, Rihanna is in it.

Avengers Review

2012-05-05T18:40:00.002-07:00

They're trying to took away from
their awful movie

The Bad
It started.

The Good
It ended.

The Cabin in the Woods Review

2012-04-19T18:24:00.000-07:00

Rather suck a dick then watch this.

You want to know the mystery of the Cabin in the Woods?

It blows rhino cock

American Reunion Review

2012-04-12T19:22:00.000-07:00

How is Jason Biggs still alive?

Remember that reunion where you saw a bunch of unfunny people who you didn't care about?

Want to watch a two hour movie about them?

Mirror Mirror Review

2012-03-31T07:19:00.000-07:00

One Bad Movie. Thats more like it

Mirror, Mirror on the wall.
Which movie sucks the most of all?

This one.

The Hunger Games Review

2012-03-27T18:41:00.002-07:00


Wish she would aim that at me.

After seeing this I was hungry. Hungry to see a good movie.
I suggest try a new 'game'. Like tag.

Act of Valor Review

2012-03-14T09:50:00.000-07:00

The only good day was before I saw this.

I deserve an act of valor for sitting through this shit-shack of a movie.

Dr. Seuss' The Lorax Review

2012-03-03T11:34:00.000-08:00

Danny Devito as the Lorax.

The makers turned Dr. Seuss' The Lorax, into Zac Efron's The Borax.

This Means War Review

2012-02-23T10:44:00.000-08:00

What the FUCK is up with Chris Pine's forehead?

We should delcare war on the people who made this cock-up.

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close Review

2012-02-23T10:41:00.001-08:00

Extremely Dumb

Cover Your Eyes Also

&
Incredibly Lame

We Need To Talk About Kevin Review

2012-02-03T07:33:00.000-08:00

We don't need to talk about how much this movie sucks.

Because I just did that.

Joyful Noise Review

2012-01-17T16:13:00.000-08:00

There was noise, but I wouldn't call it joyful.

Dreams don't make noise. Dumbasses.

Contraband Review

2012-01-13T10:22:00.000-08:00

This movie should be contraband.

Mark Walhberg stealing your money

The Devil Inside Review

2012-01-13T10:18:00.000-08:00

I went to see the The Devil Inside and ended

up being The Angry Customer Outside the theater.

The Sitter Review

2011-12-12T10:50:00.000-08:00

Just 'sit out' on this stinker.

My Week with Marilyn Review

2011-11-26T19:15:00.001-08:00

Just skip this 'week'.

A boozed up Marilyn Monroe could of made a better movie.

There's a reason she's dead.

A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas Review

2011-11-19T11:27:00.000-08:00

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas is an end to the suffering being caused by this shit.

Jack and Jill Review

2011-11-12T05:28:00.001-08:00

Yeah, I'll be sure to see this as soon as I'm down watching The Zookeeper.

J. Edgar Review

2011-11-12T05:15:00.001-08:00

J. Edgar is often thought of as being a shitty person; how fitting that this is a shitty movie.

Immortals Review

2011-11-12T05:10:00.000-08:00

If you are immortal do not see this film. You won't be able to kill yourself.

Tower Heist Review

2011-11-08T09:27:00.000-08:00

The real steal here was the money I paid to see this jizz-fest.

I hate all these people

In Time Review

2011-11-03T06:52:00.001-07:00

Don't waste your 'time' on this crap.

The Rum Diary Review

2011-11-03T06:50:00.001-07:00

Dear Rum Diary,

You suck. 0/10.