tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-100854302026-04-04T04:27:20.787-05:00The Pretty Boys’ ClubBye Bye BabyThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.comBlogger536125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-68503550920149316172009-03-09T15:49:00.003-05:002009-03-09T16:25:22.972-05:00Reader, I (Gay) Married HimD: Ok ok ok we're lameD: We were trying to wrap this upD: But the thing that was stopping us stopped us againD: Our terrible secretG: It's not exactly... I wouldn't call it... anywayD: So you remember ages ago? GoodD: Well I sorta maybe went to LondonG: Only after I came over to see you firstD: And we kinda, you know, "did it"D: With each otherD: NakedlyG: A lotD: And that was all good and fine The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com26tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-90105648374243966632009-01-19T11:57:00.006-06:002009-01-19T15:11:08.822-06:00InaugurationG: Yes, so Damien was writing a screenplayG: And, ahG: Well, he was very busyG: And then Nick saidG: Well what I thought he said wasD: OK, ok, okD: Save it for the inauguration, FavreauD: AhemD: So I was writing the Pretty Boys Movie Script…D: (Starring Robert Pattinson and Chris Evans)…The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-74540584781803499802009-01-13T14:11:00.015-06:002009-01-13T14:39:41.169-06:00FlipD: Who starts?G: It was your ideaD: We could flip for it?G: I'll do it, I don't careD: You don't care?G: I don't mind I meanD: FineG: GoodD: Christmas is comingG: UghThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-22313050533392606652009-01-12T15:09:00.003-06:002009-01-12T15:26:18.670-06:00SureD: Woh, talk about a spreadG: Legs!D: Yeah and the second one is totallyD: OK I CANT DO IT!!!G: ?D: We have to tell themD: We have to tell them, you knowD: The truthG: Are you sure?D: Yes, I think I amG: If you're sure?D: No I am I amG: Ok thenD: Ok thenD: ......The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-77362243901991650582009-01-08T16:18:00.005-06:002009-01-08T16:36:10.614-06:00ConvoyG: That's a very eclectic group of photosD: Yeah well, these are very uncertain timesD: I meanD: Does one go for hot guys on the beach on in a park?D: Answer = bothG: You. Convoy. Middle East. Now.The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-17491147052974434532009-01-06T02:14:00.013-06:002009-01-06T15:43:14.873-06:00Text You Cannot SeeD: Woh what happened to the text in our first post?G: I don't knowG: It's some glitch with new BloggerD: Aww, our lovely readersD: We leave them FOR MONTHSD: And first post backD: We set them one more hurdle to leap overD: Text you cannot seeD: And they do, they leap - like a gazetteG: Erm?D: Bravo dear reader, bravo G: I'll change itD: No don'tD: It's kinda wonderfulThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-57860735928523304192009-01-04T06:14:00.001-06:002009-01-04T06:29:01.220-06:00Humanly
G: So where have we been?
D: Where haven't we been??
G: You're going to drag this out
G: As long as humanly possible aren't you?
D: I've been starved of attention FOR MONTHSThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-55025086441092823582009-01-01T01:00:00.000-06:002009-01-01T01:00:01.046-06:00We're Back
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The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-13688879302763052282008-07-08T16:31:00.001-05:002008-12-11T03:54:13.964-06:00The ScriptG: I never thought I'd say thisG: But it's… goodG: I… liked… itG: Better than thatG: The part when "Dean" comes over to England and they…D: Yeah, it's not working for usD: We're in the middle of major rewritesD: Nick is going to tail youD: Nick?N: YoD: Tail GabeN: YoThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-33257273471232249712008-06-24T15:23:00.008-05:002008-12-11T03:54:22.146-06:00FinishedG: OKG: FinishedD:G:D:G: A slow reader huh?D: I@M LIKE A HUNDRED AND FIVE YEARS OLD!!The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-81984692294739645382008-05-17T09:51:00.006-05:002008-12-11T03:54:23.420-06:00NDAD: So I think we’re doneD: We have a script!G: Can I read it?D: Um, yeah I guessD: Just, well, I'll need to ask you to signD: a little non-disclosure agreementD: No biggieD: It's just standard practiceG: "The Recipient agrees to use Confidential Information solely for the Purpose, to use all possible means to maintain the Confidential Information and not to get up in the ass of the aforementionedThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-19439660270452312712008-04-27T13:56:00.004-05:002008-12-11T03:54:25.855-06:00ManpowerD: Well, you know, there's NickD: What can I say about Nick?D: He's a great kid, he's working hardD: But I just feltD: We needed a little more manpowerD: A little more juiceD: A tad more G: OK, I get itD: (p.s Happy Bday G-Spot!!)The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-87986196401846024302008-04-20T13:34:00.004-05:002008-04-20T13:47:06.843-05:00EnablerG: Right, I'm still avoiding youG: But I just wanted to get this off my chestG: I've had a realisationG: I'm an "enabler" G: When you do or say somethingG: I reactG: And in doing so I "energise the situation"G: So yes, this stops now, todayG: But I wanted to show you this videoD: Oh OK thanksG: My pleasureD: Hehe, the video's funnyG: WHAT TEAM IN INDIA???The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-33911612418589848252008-04-07T15:46:00.002-05:002008-12-11T03:54:26.854-06:00Team in IndiaD: Why are you harassing one of my writers?G: What? I'm the aggrievedG: Hang onG: One of?G: How many writers do you have?D: Well, there's me, Nick of courseD: The Team in IndiaD: So about 46ishThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-89679574504465406452008-04-05T05:48:00.003-05:002008-04-05T06:00:26.790-05:00StimulusG:N: ...G:N: ><>< G:N: hlkhlkhjlkhlkhjG:G: Nick, what are you doing?N:N: Just you know researchN: Seeing how your character reactsN: To stimulus and shitG: DAMIEN!!The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-48080339987021723642008-03-27T09:42:00.004-05:002008-12-11T03:54:27.558-06:00Evil PossessedD: AnywaysD: Can't chatty chat longD: This movie script won't write itselfN: Not unless it was an evil possessed movie scriptD: Hey keep the big ideas for the writing room mister!N: You're the bossG: SeriouslyG: Have there been nerve bomb attacks in the US or something?The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-3920903382688683072008-03-26T03:55:00.005-05:002008-12-11T03:54:29.037-06:00A CreditG: So what have you written before?D: Oh Nick's done a ton of stuffD: He has a credit on The PacifierG: Really?D: Yeah, they just haven't put it on IMDB yetG: Didn't that film come out ages ago?N: I was working this joint in LAN: When who comes in but Vin DieselN: And I go to himN: Hey Vinny, you should remake that Kindergarten CopN: True storyD: Isn't he great?G: I've changed my mindG: I think The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-38280435770619425012008-03-23T04:25:00.007-05:002008-12-11T03:54:31.637-06:00Written in CodeN: At first I was allN: Is this for real?N: But then I realized the advert was written in codeN: The confusion it createdN: Was only a well crafted subterfugeD: Isn't he great?G: Believe me NickG: That sense of confusion doesn't ever really go awayThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-16874169873360105312008-03-22T07:58:00.003-05:002008-12-11T03:54:34.366-06:00Mocked My DreamsD: Nick answered my ad on CraiglistD: AhemD: "Do you have a talent for writing? Are your friends and colleagues always undermining your talents? Wouldn't you like to turn around to them and say "You mocked my dreams and now look at me! I'm a millionaire movie maker! EAT THAT JERKBAIT!" If so, contact me today."G: Oh brotherThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-65082156263808228362008-03-21T04:30:00.006-05:002008-12-11T03:54:36.419-06:00Writing PartnerD: NickD: My writing partnerG: Stop saying writing partner!D: Co-author thenG: Aghh!The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-27293181787590686882008-03-19T18:18:00.005-05:002008-12-11T03:54:38.701-06:00Unnamed PBC ProjectG:G:G: I'm sorry what?D: My writing partnerD: NickN: Hey manG: You have a writing partner?D: Yes and we have a lot to get through soG: What are you writing?D: At this stage it's an unnamed PBC ProjectN: We have some ideas for the nameN: But you know at this stage we're keeping them under wrapsG: Oh well that seems…G: WHO IS NICK???The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-6097725614430087622008-03-16T11:24:00.003-05:002008-12-11T03:54:39.299-06:00Vanity FairG: OK I'm inG: I want an Oscar!G: I want to go to the Vanity Fair Party!G: I want to snog Javier Bardem!!1!G: WAAAAAANT!!!D: Gabe I'd like to introduce you to my writing partner NickN: Hi GabeG: The Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-64487167373039956692008-03-15T04:54:00.005-05:002008-12-11T03:54:40.214-06:00I'm WritingG: HiD: Yeah hi I'm writingG: Um okG: How much have you done?D: I think the question is how much haven't I done!G: So how much haven't you done?D:D: Grow up GabeThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-41849263320847144722008-03-13T17:10:00.004-05:002008-12-11T03:54:41.747-06:00On My OwnG: What will it be about?D: No, I'm going to write it on my ownD: I do everything else on my own anywayG:G:D: Oh grow up GabeThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10085430.post-1004024274893298502008-03-12T18:31:00.006-05:002008-12-11T03:54:43.852-06:00The Big OldG: I'd be great in front of the ExecsG: I'd wow themG: Give them the big old wow factorG: Wow with a capital WOW and a smidge of Woo!G: And then the big Finish!!!D: Yeah... we'll call youThe Pretty Boyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02137925626723714838noreply@blogger.com0