The Puffin

Welcome to The Hiatus

noreply@blogger.com (Follow The Puffin) — Thu, 05 May 2011 20:48:44 PDT

I mean The Puffin.

Ian McIntyre is very talented. That is why The Second City has requested his talents for the next few months. We plan on doing some episodes via Skype which will be new and interesting. When that happens, we'll let you know. Cheers.

Episode 31 - Stephen Harper Is No Longer Boring

noreply@blogger.com (Follow The Puffin) — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 10:26:11 PDT

Runtime - 17:23

-Egypt's Democratic Revolution.
-Italian Prime Minister In Court.
-Stephen Harper Is No Longer Boring.

Question Of The Week: What will be Stephen Harper's other future/conditional campaign promise?

Retooling

noreply@blogger.com (Follow The Puffin) — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 07:59:52 PDT

The Puffin will be taking a break to retool and improve its content. Ian is going on a comedy boat next month and we're working on a system to continue casting while he out of the country. We'll probably be back in time for the election. I guess the government is doing some retooling of their own. That's when they remove the old tools and put in new ones. Hahaha. Oh man, that's so a joke my Dad would make.

Episode 30 - Stephen Harper Is Skynet

noreply@blogger.com (Follow The Puffin) — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 09:40:12 PST

Runtime - 27:36

-Stephen Harper Is Skynet
-Canada Reduces Cancer Rates By Exporting The Cancer
-E-Book Company Wants Libraries To Have The Shiniest Data
-Col. Gaddafi Explains Everything He Knows About Women

Question Of The Week: If you were a tyrant, what would be your most unreasonable demand?

Episode 29 - Gaddafi Combines The Five Stages Of Grief Into One Marvelous Speech.

noreply@blogger.com (Follow The Puffin) — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 06:08:12 PST

Runtime - 33:25

-Gaddafi Combines The Five Stages Of Grief Into One Marvelous Speech.
-More Canadians Are Convinced That Michael Ignatieff Touched Them Down There.
-President Obama Realizes He's The President And Stops Bad Things.

Question Of The Week: What country would have the most entertaining revolution?

Episode 28 - Minister Bev Oda admits her office only has one sheet of paper.

noreply@blogger.com (Follow The Puffin) — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 06:07:41 PST

Runtime - 31:19

-Egyptian Military leaders retain power by avoiding the presidency.
-Minister Bev Oda admits her office only has one sheet of paper.
-Budget Officer Kevin Page shocks parliament by suggesting they be well informed.
-Russia fakes a landing on Mars and still doesn't find anything interesting.

Episode 27 - Man's Best Friend Turns Out To Be Man's Best Doctor.

noreply@blogger.com (Follow The Puffin) — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 06:05:05 PST

Runtime - 29:09

Topics This Week:

-Stephen Harper Wants You To Touch His Jet.

-Forensic Pathologists Are Keeping Our Streets Safe, And On The Weekends, Paving Them.

-Man's Best Friend Turns Out To Be Man's Best Doctor.

-Canadian Intelligence Agents Know How To Look Good When Hiding In The Shadows.

Question of the Week: Other the current trend of their medical expertise, what other jobs will dogs soon perform?

Episode 26 - Tunisian refugees struggle for survival with only 12 servants

noreply@blogger.com (Follow The Puffin) — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 06:03:18 PST

Runtime - 35:06

Topics This Week:

-A family of Tunisian refugees struggle for survival with only 12 servants.

-The Egyptian people realize there are more of them than Egyptian Presidents.

-The CRTC launches an all out war on the people who make funny political podcasts.

Question of the Week: In lieu of a Tunisia tiger (maybe) becoming a Canadian, what other living thing would Canadians like to have one of?

Episode 25 - "Fuze" Contains 100% of the Vitamins You Need, Forever

noreply@blogger.com (Follow The Puffin) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 12:14:30 PST

Runtime is

-A New Poll Shows That Separatist Support Has Plummeted In The Quebec Trout Population

-Energy Drink "Fuze" Contains 100% of the Vitamins You Need, Forever

-Charity Shutdown Forces Doners To Look Elsewhere To Pretend To Help Children.

-Italian PM Proves The Best Way To Win Support Is To Have Sex With The Entire Country.

Episode 24 - New Conservative Attacks Ads

noreply@blogger.com (Follow The Puffin) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 12:14:45 PST

Runtime - 30:00

Topics This Week:

-Italian PM Burlosconi Has Good Taste In Underage Prostitutes

-Anglican Priests Disagree With The Female Leadership Style

-Quebec Mayor Is Literally In Bed With Local Business

-New Conservative Attacks Ads Poke At The Nation's Abandonment Issues

Also, check out our first Youtube Webisode

Episode 23 - Scientists Set The Stage For Civil Rights Dispute With Dolphins

noreply@blogger.com (Follow The Puffin) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 12:08:16 PST

Run Time - 26:16

This Week's Topics:

-Vancouver Vandalism Indicates Some People Might Be Homophobic.

-Larger Health Warnings On Cigarettes Will Test Smokers' Ability To Ignore Them

-Scientists Set The Stage For Civil Rights Disputes With Dolphins

-God Gave A Homeless Man The Gift Of A Great Radio Voice And A Life Destroying Drug Addiction So He Could Learn To Appreciate It

Episode 22 - Sarah Palin Travels To Haiti; Helps No One

noreply@blogger.com (Follow The Puffin) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 12:08:39 PST

Run Time - 28:33

UK Students Protest Loss of Beer Money.

Sarah Palin Travels To Haiti; Helps No One.

Men Carry Health Tonic In Their Ball Sack

B.C. Cops Want To Know About Crime Now.

Episode 21 - Space Bugs Not Actually Space Bugs

noreply@blogger.com (Follow The Puffin) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 12:08:55 PST

Run Time - 24:18

Topics This Week:

-Space Bugs Not Actually Space Bugs.

-Indonesians Realize Science Gets Them Less Melted.

-Canadian Tom Flannagan Embraces Wikileaks: Is Asshole In Public.

-Quebecers Unanimously Refuse To Be Less Drunk.

Episode 20 - Wikileaks Takes An Information Dump On The World

noreply@blogger.com (Follow The Puffin) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 12:09:26 PST

Run Time - 19:47

This Week's Topics:

Wikileaks Takes An Information Dump On The World.

Citizenship Test Proves We Are Canadian.

NATO Wouldn't Know The Taliban If It Walked Into Camp And Asked For One Hundred Grand.

Episode 19 - Pope Opens Backdoor For Gays

noreply@blogger.com (Follow The Puffin) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 12:09:12 PST

Runtime - 24:06

This Week's Topics:

The Sober Senate Charged With DUI.

Alberta MLA/Doctor Overdoses Premier With Truth Injection

Pope Opens Backdoor For Gays

Episode 18 - The G20 Tells Itself To Fuck Off

noreply@blogger.com (Follow The Puffin) — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 07:20:26 PST

Run time - 21:21

-Aung San Suu Kyi is released, pissed.
-The Government and the Opposition boringly agree on Afghanistan mission.
(Plus a special feature on Parliamentary Budget Officer Kevin Page. Badass!)
-The G20 Tells Itself to Fuck Off

Episode 17 - California's Mystery Missile

noreply@blogger.com (Follow The Puffin) — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 07:14:23 PST

Run Time - 29:37

-California's Mystery Missile.
-Chinese "Wizard of Disguise" Greeted In Vancouver By Captive Audience
-Scientists Turn Skin Into Blood; God recoils.
-Burma's Best Shitty Election Yet.

Episode 16 - Randy Quaid is murder worthy

noreply@blogger.com (Follow The Puffin) — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 06:09:13 PST

Runtime is 22:08

-Pandas Pimped Out To Cuddle-starved Canadians

-Randy Quaid Is Murder Worthy

-Minister Bans Thing That Doesn't Exist

Episode 15 - Rob Ford Wins!

noreply@blogger.com (Follow The Puffin) — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 08:55:59 PDT

Episode 15 - 9:56

Ian and Brian live-podcast the results of the Toronto mayoral election.
We promise not to talk about this election anymore. We promise this is different from last week when we promised not to talk about it anymore.

Episode 14 - Boring Edmonton Gets Bumped For Bieber

noreply@blogger.com (Follow The Puffin) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 12:10:03 PST

Episode 14- 29:59

Is this episode late because we took extra time to pack it with great mayor news? No!

-Conservative Calgary Elects Liberal Mayor
-Liberal Toronto To Elect Conservative Mayor
-Boring Edmonton Gets Bumped For Bieber

Episode 13.5 - Monkeys!

noreply@blogger.com (Follow The Puffin) — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 08:55:08 PDT

Episode 13.5 - 11:33

Happy Thanksgiving! Ian prioritized his family over recording a new Puffin. What a dick. Here's a conversation that we couldn't fit into episode 13. Monkeys!

Episode 13 - Whore News

noreply@blogger.com (Follow The Puffin) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 12:10:33 PST

Episode 12 - 16:32

-Whore News
-Dead Baby News
-Stupid Baseball News

ITunes Subscribers: Episode 9.5 was incorrectly uploaded, as you probably noticed. We fixed the mistake and BEARS! can now bear heard on ITunes.

Episode 12 - India Hosts The Commonpoop Games.

noreply@blogger.com (Follow The Puffin) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 12:10:50 PST

Episode 12 - 19:52

-India hosts the Commonpoop Games.
-Iran tests out new material at UN's open mic night.
-Peruvian mayor victim of political skullduggery.

Episode 11 - Afghans vote in elections; some survive.

noreply@blogger.com (Follow The Puffin) — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 07:27:24 PST

Episode 11 - 27:54

-Toronto elitists are anti gun and therefore pro crime.
-Oil companies refuse to pick up their toys in Gulf.
-Afghans vote in election; not all of them die.

Episode 10 - Ottawa May Fund Non-existent Hockey Team.

noreply@blogger.com (Follow The Puffin) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 12:11:08 PST

Episode 10 - 20:55

-Ottawa may fund non-existent hockey team.
-Trapped Chilean miners prefer carbon monoxide to oxygen.
-When posting hate on the internet, what browser does Pastor Terry Jones use? Firefox.