The Puffle Fish

noreply@blogger.com (Cat meow meow, The the the) — Tue, 5 Jun 2018 11:11:00 -0500

Hewwo??
I'm back and I literally haven't posted in over a year, but here I am. I have a lot of wild things I do, but heres a good story for you. Back in January, I went urban exploring with some of my friends, and we were climbing up some metal ladders, and it was the middle of winter and it was -11 out. I ended up getting frostbite on the palms of my hands. It was worth it though.
That's all.
bye.

HaPpY tEaRs

noreply@blogger.com (Cat meow meow, The the the) — Fri, 6 Apr 2018 18:32:00 -0500

Yes, they exist. The first time I cried legit tears of joy was in 5th grade, when I got two extremely rare magazines that I had wanted for a while. I'm sure you could guess what they are.

Holy cow, I didn't know I could upload pictures side-by-side like that. Anyway, recently, I've been very happy. That's all.

The unaware one

noreply@blogger.com (Cat meow meow, The the the) — Wed, 14 Feb 2018 08:40:00 -0600

My newest piece "The unaware one" is the second piece in my collection "Strap-in toilet symbolism", and again has a deeper meaning then the naked eye may see. This image shows a child like innocence at first, but dive a little deeper and it may cause night terrors. As you can see the child is riding atop a horse, symbolizing time, and the child is slowly riding his way into an asylum. The child is, however, riding the horse back words, unable to see his future fate. Unfortunately, it is too late to save the poor child, for the black and white effect shows this image was taken long ago on an old camera. He is already in an asylum, it is too late to save him now. This piece once again presents us with a lesson we can all learn from; Don't ride a horse the wrong way, your gonna end up in an asylum.

This piece is available is the form of a sugar print atop a cake for the price of $120. This includes 2 small nibbles anywhere you chose made by myself as well as a cloth from under my own sink. Please email tcm4760@gmail.com with the subject "The unaware one" if you are interested in this offer.

The child who is predestine to miss his desired path in life

noreply@blogger.com (Cat meow meow, The the the) — Tue, 13 Feb 2018 10:37:00 -0600

I have created a very meaningful art piece called "The child who is predestine to miss his desired path in life". This piece presents a strange child-like innocence at first, but if you look deeper in the meaning you will find its true meaning is grim. The true meaning of this piece is about how the child will, in fact, fail in life. As you can see, gods hand reaching down forms a sort of a hoop, symbolizing success in life, which is what he is aimed for. The child is riding on a dolphin, symbolizing time. Although it may appear as though this child will reach success at this current point in time, he is on an unsturdy harness and the dolphin is evil, and therefor unwilling to carry him to success. This piece presents a sort of a lesson in which we can all learn from; even though the future may appear to be bright, the dolphin may be evil and our harness may be loose.

A hand signed and mouth kissed copy of this piece is currently being sold for $15. A limited edition one of a kind poster is also available for $650, this limited edition will include 3 mouth kisses, 2 hand signatures, and 2 toe prints. If you are interested in any of these offers please email tcm4760@gmail.com with the subject line "The child who is predestine to miss his desired path in life".

PLEASE WATCH MY NEW YOUTUBE VIDEO!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Cat meow meow, The the the) — Mon, 8 Jan 2018 22:18:00 -0600

I spent hours on this, so please watch it! And yes, my name is Charlotte Zahn. Nice to meet you all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3GLiZV4XIU

Update...?

noreply@blogger.com (Cat meow meow, The the the) — Thu, 9 Nov 2017 18:31:00 -0600

I felt bad about not posting in a while, so I'm going to make a quick update. Not much has really been new with me, other than transferring to a new school. The significance of that, is the fact that Cat Meow Meow now go to the same school! This is huge, since we haven't gone to the same school in three years!
I'm not sure if you know this, but I really like drawing, and people often say that I'm not... terrible? So, I'm to submit a few chapters of a comic I've been working on for about two years to my school's art newspaper. I'm really excited to submit it, because if they take my submission, then my art will seriously be going places.
As an example, here's a quick drawing I did a couple of weeks ago in MS paint.

This is from a video that will be on YouTube soon. Get pumped!

My friends and I with weird photoshop

noreply@blogger.com (Cat meow meow, The the the) — Sat, 3 Jun 2017 22:48:00 -0500

For Japanese, we have to making a cooking tutorial. Here's your sneak peek!

That was the best I could to with Fotoflexer in like 5 minutes. This will be the greatest skit in recorded history. And yes, there are supposed to be two Gordon Ramsays. There's another hint! The skit may or not be called "Kicchan Knightmayors..." We had to! Ted Cruz was one of the characters! Along with my god, Kaji Yuki. And yes, I know that the Zodiac Ki- I mean, Ted Cruz, wasn't ever exactly a mayor, but he's a politician... so that's close enough for us.

Also, sorry for not uploading stuff much recently. I've been soooooooo busy. Actually, though. Like, school ends in a week and a half, so I've had projects in pretty much every class. So, the blog hasn't been my top priority recently. Sorry. After school ends, I'll probably upload more. Look forward to it! I'll also upload Kicchan Knightmayors here.

Don't pay attention to this post, it's for my Brother's Conflict fanfiction.

noreply@blogger.com (Cat meow meow, The the the) — Sun, 5 Feb 2017 19:26:00 -0600

Does anyone here like Brocon...?

Wanna see my Media Arts project?

noreply@blogger.com (Cat meow meow, The the the) — Sat, 28 Jan 2017 11:12:00 -0600

This trimester, I have this class called Media Arts, and it's fine, I guess... However! Our last project was so much fun for me to do, I took it home and finished it 4 days before it was due! It is this picture:

Half-way through putting the lyrics on the background, I realized that it was the wrong song. Oh well. It goes well with the picture anyway. This is the Japanese Princess of Pop, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, by the way.

For the sake of the Puffle Fish. (Scavenger Hunt!)

noreply@blogger.com (Cat meow meow, The the the) — Thu, 12 Jan 2017 21:30:00 -0600

So I haven't posted in a while. I realize that. I even said I would make a New Year's post. I didn't, obviously. But now I am, so whatever. What's kept me busy? That's what I'd like to know. I've been writing stories (first person to find my latest story on Wattpad gets a high five). ...I actually like that! If you find my latest story, you get a high five. Okay, I'll give you a hint. My account background has a picture of Ian and Anthony, and my profile picture is of my cat with the second Diary of a Wimpy Kid book on her back. First person to leave a comment on the story gets a high five. Aaaaaannnnd go!

New Year's Eve!!

noreply@blogger.com (Cat meow meow, The the the) — Sat, 31 Dec 2016 22:37:00 -0600

This is going to be the last post on the Puffle Fish for the rest of the year. I've just gotten so tired of the blog during this year, so I'll take an extended break until next year. So yeah. You'll just have to adjust. Find something else to waste your time with. Have a good year! See you then!

And of course I'm kidding. I'll literally make a post on January 1st, in case you didn't get the joke. Haha.

Jealousy and Anxiety

noreply@blogger.com (Cat meow meow, The the the) — Sat, 15 Oct 2016 16:36:00 -0500

Thursday was screwy. And here's why.

1. The most screwy part of Thursday: the mile run. I hate the mile run. I always have, ever since I started school. The mile run was something that I never wanted to be part of. I always came last, and this year was no exception. I came dead last. Even scrub finished before me, if you must know the facts. I really don't care if I come in last or not. I just want it to be over. So if you want to know my time, I'll tell you: 15:32. Yep, it took me over fifteen minutes to do the Yato-awful mile. But, I finished it. And that's the last time I have to do it. This year.
2. After lunch, I have Math, which isn't my favorite class, but at least it's better than P.E. Our school's dress code is really lame, like, we can't even wear bandanas. I broke that rule on Thursday though, because I'm such a rebel. Also, because I just ran the mile and it was the only thing other than a hat that kept my hair out of my face. None of the teachers even cared. I'm sure they weren't even aware that we're not allowed to wear them. So, I was on evil IXL, and across the room, I hear, "The The The!" being chanted. I turned to see a person who I don't like that much, who we'll call T, since I can't think of anything else at the moment. I said, "Yeah?" and they said, "Take your bandana off, it's against the rules! It makes you look like a gangster!"
Oh, we can't wear bandanas because it's makes us look like thugs. I was always curious about that, I thought. But then I asked myself, "Why does T only care if I wear a bandana? I'm not the only one in the class room violating a dress code rule! And why should I take it off just because T told me to?" Then it hit me.
T didn't like me talking to the person that they liked (I think), A. T was jealous! I was amused, because T thought that I liked A too, which I don't, not over the level of friendship. And I'm not the type of person to get in the way of romance, mainly because I don't care about real life romance in the slightest. Only in shows or books.
I ignored T because they can't make me take it off. T isn't me. I went to put my laptop away, and T followed me, just to remind me again to take my bandana off. And I said, "Why do you care?" And get this; T didn't even respond! That's all it took to shut them up! I was proud.
3. The class after Math is Japanese, so FandomsHuzzah and I went down to the classroom together. When we entered, we immediately noticed that the lights were turned off (for no reason, may I add.) Now, the Japanese classroom is in the basement of the school, and it has no windows, so it was extremely dark. I could feel the anxiety rise inside me, as locations like this tend to scare me, so I said, "Can we turn the lights on?" Our teacher, Ms. Y, was not in the classroom for some reason. But a student in the class who I'll call Irunya*, answered for her.
"No, keep them off!"
Another student in the class who we'll call Juli agreed with Irunya. I went over to turn the lights on anyway. They turned them off. This time, I said, "Can we please turn the lights on? I'm gonna get an anxiety attack if we don't!" They said no, but I turned them on anyway. I told Mootat of this stupidity, and joined my side. Mootat has anxiety too, but prefers darker places, so they said that we could have half on and half off. That was alright by me, as long as my side was the bright side. Irunya and Juli still wanted the lights all the way off, even though Mootat and I were fighting for them on for our anxiety disorders. Finally, Ms. Y came and turned the lights on, and that was that. Now, the next time Irunya and Juli need help from me, they won't get any, because of this incident.

* = Irunya always makes a big deal of how they're Ukrainian (I have nothing against that), so I looked up Ukraine's name from Hetalia for a placeholder name. I learned that she doesn't officially have one, according to Hetalia Archives, but Irunya was one of the possibilities, so I used that name.

YOU'RE DEAD PBS KIDS

noreply@blogger.com (Cat meow meow, The the the) — Thu, 13 Oct 2016 15:30:00 -0500

I am very angry right now. Wanna know why? Well, I just went to PBS Kids to check on my "hit" series, "Lydia's Life". I made this show on the game Cartoon Creator, which I started when I was in 3rd grade. It was really cringy, but it was still amusing. I logged into my PBS Kids account, SpartaLover (mean kitty) and clicked on episode one of my show. And guess what? THEY DELETED THE GAME HOW DARE THEY THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT YOU CAN'T DO THAT I SPENT HOURS ON THAT SHOW AND THEY DELETED IT I CAN'T ACCESS IT ANYMORE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU'RE DEAD PBS KIDS

Haikus

noreply@blogger.com (Cat meow meow, The the the) — Wed, 12 Oct 2016 12:37:00 -0500

So I recently befriended a person at my school who we can call... Hmm... Oh! I'll call them AwesomeEm, because that's what this person goes by when we play Kahoot! in class. I always go by my given name, because I can't think of a clever rendition for it.
Let me tell you a story. Our school is doing this program or something where we make the building cleaner. My advisory was the first to sign up, so we have to clean the lunchroom for the rest of the week. I panicked. None of my close friends ate down there, and I did't want to eat alone, so who do I eat with? I figured that maybe AwesomeEm ate down there, so I asked if I could join them. They said sure, so we ate together. It was actually quite enjoyable! We had conversations that I hadn't had before because none of my other friends would put up with me, so eating in the lunchroom was really fun! AwesomeEm invited me to eat in the lunchroom again, and I said yeah, because of the previous day's pleasant experience. I asked if anyone else ate at AwesomeEm's table, and they said that there was. I was a little concerned, because I didn't want to be left out of any conversations. But no! We all included each other and I felt very welcomed! I am going to eat down there again today.
AwesomeEm likes to write about things that happen everyday (like me, except not with a blog) in the form of Haikus. I thought that was cool, because I am very familiar with Haiku from my Elementary School. I'm not very good a poetry, so I'm always impressed when people are. AwesomeEm's poetry is interesting, so I read them everyday to get a play-by-play of what happened. Since we are becoming closer friends, I am contributing my two-cents into each poem. I might put some of the less personal ones onto the blog, if you all don't mind. So yeah! Here is a picture that AwesomeEm and I made for a class assignment. It's a totally accurate Segway tour of the Philadelphia City Hall.

I'm at school right now

noreply@blogger.com (Cat meow meow, The the the) — Mon, 26 Sep 2016 13:49:00 -0500

I'm not sure what installment this is, but I'm at school again. And right now, we're in math class, and there's a sub. So, my friends and I are sitting against a wall, looking up senpai, while we're supposed to be on IXL, this horrible math website. I would put a picture of us, but, you know, privacy.

Worst Cartoons of Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network List (In my opinion)

noreply@blogger.com (Cat meow meow, The the the) — Wed, 24 Aug 2016 16:24:00 -0500

So I was watching some YouTube one day when I got inspired to make a list of my least favorite cartoons. I used to watch a lot of Nick and CN, so I hope I'm not missing anything.
Disclaimer: This is all my opinion! If you like these shows, then please don't take this list too seriously! Not everyone in the world can have the same opinion, you know!

~ The Garfield show (2008). Okay, so I know that Cat Meow Meow used to watch/enjoy this show, but I could never get into it. I though Garfield had a really annoying voice, and the CG wasn't good. This show had this certain type of CG that I just can't stand, as do other shows on this list.

http://www.boomerangtv.co.uk/shows/the-garfield-show

~ The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012). To be honest, I only watched this show when nothing else was on. I'm sure the plot and dialogue is fine, but it has the same type of CG as the Garfield Show! Not a fan. And I'm sure the original is much better.

http://www.thenerdpocalypse.com/2012/09/2012-nickelodeon-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-series-premiere-review/

~ Monsters vs. Aliens show (2013). The thing that I remember from this show is how lazy and cheap the animation was, not to mention that same CG as the other two shows I've mentioned so far. It was rather boring as well, and not being that big a fan of the original movie, I just did not like the show.

https://play.google.com/store/tv/show/Monsters_vs_Aliens?id=TR3-IPe4XTE

~ Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness (2011). This show honestly isn't that bad, but it isn't that good either. I like the setting, and the voice acting isn't horrible, but that CG style is back. This is another show that is based on a movie that I didn't really like that much to begin with. I'm going to knock another point off because of the title. I don't remember this show having legends of awesomeness at all. I think they added that subtitle to draw attention from kids, because kids at the time said awesomeness? I don't remember any kids at my school saying stuff like that, except for my friend Maggie (can't think of a replacement, sorry girl!), who said "Awesome sauce" on occasion. I let it slide because she was my friend. Also the theme song of this show is crap.

http://www.hulu.com/kung-fu-panda-legends-of-awesomeness

~ the Penguins of Madagascar show (2008). Of all the shows on this list, this show is the one I watched the most. And I'll be honest; it's because back then, I kind of sort of liked the show. Not anymore, though. Also, it was on a lot. And again, this is a show based on a movie I didn't really like. I was never a fan of the penguins. I thought they were really stereotypical. And once again, this show has that oh-so familiar style of CG that I can't stand. And look how ugly that otter is. Seriously.

http://invisioncommunity.co.uk/2014/12/19/penguins-madagascar-review/

~ Back at the Barnyard show (2007). I actually liked the original movie of this one. I saw in the theater with my mom when it came out, and I cried at the scene where the dad died. ...Or at least, I think he died. But one thing I never quite understood about the movie/show is why the male cow had udders. But then it hit me: Maybe he wasn't a male cow at all. Maybe he was transgender. If that's the case, then I totally get it and totally support her transition. And btw, here's a picture that totally goes with my theory.

http://www.nick.com/back-at-the-barnyard/

No, but I didn't really like this show. The CG on this one is worse than the other shows on this list. The CG for the humans is especially dreadful. Like, look at this;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH0D-erPg44

~ Teen Titans Go! (2013). Okay, so like everyone else who put this show on their lists, I was a big fan of the original Teen Titans. I used to watch it a lot, but neither of my parents remember it, for some reason. I loved the show. But when Teen Titans Go! came out, I was immediately disappointed. I stay far away from this show now. Sometimes, though, I end up watching it on accident, along with my dad, who doesn't like the new show either. And the animation isn't very good either. There's quite a few scenes that I found gross, as well. And the show is just very annoying.

https://www.amazon.com/Teen-Titans-Go-Complete-Season/dp/B00CI14W8U

~ Alvin and the Chipmunks show (2015). I didn't like the movie at all. I did see it when it came out, and ironically, I threw up four times that day! But this show has the same CG as the other few on the list, and I really cannot stand it. Do they do this CG because it's cheap and easy to do? Answer: Yes. It is. How about making a show based on a movie that people actually liked and make it with care? Is it that hard? How about I work at Nickelodeon, for Jeevas sake. And why did they have to make the chipmunks look so human?! Gross!

http://www.nick.com/games/alvin-and-the-chipmunks-which-chipmunk-are-you.html

~ Fanboy and Chum Chum (2009). Enough said.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSyBzBuQMwQ

~ Planet Sheen (2010). Oh boy. This one's really ugly. They made the ugly CG style even uglier! Congrats! So this is a spin-off of Jimmy Neutron, in case you didn't know. I liked the original, but not this. There's really not much to say.

https://quietthinker1.wordpress.com/2015/03/03/planet-sheen-wasted-potential/

There's more shows on my list but I have an event to go to now so I'll update this later.

HELP ME! urgent

noreply@blogger.com (Cat meow meow, The the the) — Mon, 1 Aug 2016 03:31:00 -0500

Okay, let me start off by saying that I'm not being kidnapped or something, as the title may suggest. Once you read this post, you'll get it.
So how many of you readers watch Smosh? Because back in the day, I used to absolutely LOVE Smosh. It was my favorite YouTube channel. I had (more like, still have) Smosh hoodies. I also have a Smosh hat, a calender, and the magazines. Yeah, I was a huge fan. I watched all of their videos. So I was thinking one day: are there any good Smosh books or anything? This was when I was in fifth grade, by the way, so to any of my friends reading this, you know how long ago this was. None of the readers know how old I am in real life! Let's just say whatever age you're thinking, I probably am. I'll leave it up to you.
I went on Wattpad one glorious day and found a story called "Just Roommates by Holly Sachs". It was the best thing I'd ever read. I'm not kidding. I did book reports on it in fifth grade. It was honestly my favorite book, and probably still is, not counting manga.
I loved that fanfiction (btw, it wasn't Ianthony. It was about a girl moving in with Smosh and falling in love with Ian. Truly a work of art, I'm not playing around) so much that I wanted to buy it. Obviously, it didn't get published, because it's a fanfiction. But it was good enough to have been published. So my mom printed the entire thing out and put it in a binder. I was super happy. But a few years later, when I went to reread it, I found that about half the pages were missing. Not to worry! It was on Wattpad! I could just read it there!
...it wasn't there.
It wasn't there. Why wasn't it there, I thought. Did it get deleted? Sure enough, that was it. I looked far and wide, but it would not come up. And here I am, a while later, wanting to read Just Roommates, but it is no where to be found.
So this is where you guys come in.
If any of you know where I can find this story in it's entirety, PLEASE COMMENT TELLING ME WHERE! OR LEAVE A LINK! SOMETHING! Or even if you have half of it, that's fine! But if you saved all of it, please copy and paste it to me in a comment! Please! I'm begging you! Oh, who am I kidding, it's such an obscure thing, there's no way anyone will have read it, much less have in on their computer.
But if you do, please help me out! Anyone who finds it will get a blog post in their honor! Or something! But please help me! Thank you!

Btw, I think I have the cover of it on my old phone or my laptop, so I find it, I'll post it here.

Couldn't find it. Dang.

Maybe this is too personal...

noreply@blogger.com (Cat meow meow, The the the) — Mon, 1 Aug 2016 03:31:00 -0500

It is 2:28 a.m. right now, but I felt compelled to make this post. I was on my Google+ (don't ask why) when I saw a very familiar face on the recommended bar: Chico, AKA, the worst person in the history of mankind. I'm not gonna say what he did. I'm not ready yet. But I will say one thing: he ruined romance for me. I never want to be in a relationship ever again. Yeah. Again, I'm not ready to say what he did, but believe me; the events that happened in the past that I will reveal in the future are 100% true. I mean, if you ask him, I'm sure he'll deny it. He'll be like, "I never did that! What are you talking about...?!" But believe me. Heck, I'd be willing to get a lie detector test and...
This post is way too serious. Well, it wasn't meant to be a particularly funny post, but... I don't know.
To lighten up the mood for a second, (for me, mainly), here is a lovely picture I found just now:
...Okay, so I just looked up my favorite ship on Google, (OTP) Shoey, and then I found this:

A shoey is the act of drinking an alcoholic beverage from a shoe.

Don't believe me? Here's the WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE WHAT THE HECK: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoey

I guess this is only crazy to people who know what the actual Shoey is, so to clue you in, here's a picture from Google.

Well, Firefox stopped responding while I was writing this, and I don't feel like writing this anymore (also an hour has passed), so I'll end it here. Bye bye petit papillons.

Camp and Redbubble

noreply@blogger.com (Cat meow meow, The the the) — Sat, 30 Jul 2016 00:48:00 -0500

I'm back from the dead!
Sorry for the lack of posts. I would've have posted more, but there's a whole story about why I couldn't.
So from June 20th to July 2nd of this summer, I was at Japanese camp!

Thought I'd reveal what we looked like? Nope! Well, this is as close as I'll probably ever get. (BTW, whoever guesses which one I am gets a virtual high five.) It was legit and we spoke a ton of Japanese! There are many stories I can tell, but I'll only tell the funniest one: Operation Okurimono (Operation Present). The squad absolutely loves this story, so you're welcome Miru, Tsubaki, and Mari!
So there was this scrub at camp named Kaito. He really bugged me to begin with, but then he started telling people to kill themselves and he was being sexist to women as well, so I decided that this needed to end. At camp, there was this box called the Yuubinbako, where you could put notes to other campers in it and they'd get pass it to them after dinner. So I thought it would be funny if I wrote to Kaito that looked like a love confession, but on the inside was a big picture of Pico. (If you don't know who Pico is, read this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boku_no_Pico If you already know who Pico is, you'll be able to understand the story better.
I told Mari (Pelimoo) about my idea, which was originally not with Kaito, but with a kid named Yuuki. He wasn't particularly mean, just kinda annoying, so I switched the receiver to Kaito. Mari had no objections.
We told our other friend Miru about our plot, which we named Operation Okurimono, because we were giving Kaito a "gift". She thought the idea was amazingly perfect. I think we also told Tsubaki, but her role in Operation Okurimono wasn't as strong as Mari, Miru and I's roles.
During resting time, I wrote and drew the note. On the front, it said 「かいとーくんへ」, or "To Kaito-kun", and on the inside, was a big picture of Pico's face. I gave him a pink bow so you could tell it was Pico and not Armin. (I draw Pico and Armin very similarly.)
We arrived to free time early, so Mari and I shoved the drawing into the Yuubinbako. We couldn't wait until after dinner. It was going to be hilarious.
So the time came. Mari and I were glancing at each other, both of us filled with excitement. I had a good view of Kaito from my table, so I just sat back and watched. He was delivered the letter, and when he got it, he was smiling. He didn't open it right away. He was saving it, I guess. When he opened it, he had to use a reference to read what I wrote, which was just "Pico" in Katakana; ピコ。Sadly, I wasn't there to see his reaction to the actual picture, but Mari, Miru, and Tsubaki were, so they told me what happened: After he left the building, he was screaming at the top of his lungs, "WHO'S PICO?!?" Funny, he didn't know who Pico was. Then, some high schoolers were telling him who Pico was. Kaito then said he was gonna kill whoever sent him the note. Mari said it was the perfect reaction. I'm bummed I missed it. Kaito then found out it was us and said he was gonna kill us. He totally did. I'm totally not typing this right now.
So this wasn't gonna be what the post was about, to be honest. It was going to be about my experience with Redbubble. I'll tell that story anyway.
So for the past couple weeks, I've been really obsessed with Shane Dawson. It's not like I just found out about him though, that was three years ago. I was rewatching all of his iPhone vlogs and just living in air conditioning, because it was ridiculously hot. I found out a month before hand that he would be coming to my city for his book tour, and I lost it. I was so excited to go, but it wasn't guaranteed. My mom wanted me to clean my old room, which was a mess. But I did it. When meeting my favorite YouTuber was on the line, I did it, no questions asked.
The room was cleaned through my efforts, so I was granted the ability to go. Grellbastian went with me. I'm not gonna tell the story of meeting him, I'll tell it another time. This is my Redbubble story, after all.
I was thinking that I wanted an old school Shane Dawson shirt, because those shirts were from my favorite era of his. I didn't actually look online to see if anyone had any, but I looked for Smosh ones instead. I couldn't find any. So I went on Redbubble, hoping maybe someone re-made the shirts. I typed a really general search: "YouTube T-Shirts". Let me just say something right off the bat: I was disappointed. Big time. On the first 8 pages I went through, I only found 3 Shane Dawson shirts, and only one of them were of Shoey! *Jeevas! The rest where of Markiplier, Pewdiepie, and fricking Dan and Phil! (I don't dislike Dan and Phil, it's just the fans. They're crazy. No offense, I totally get it. (*⌒∇⌒*) ) But seriously! How many Phan shirts do we really need? Give us more Shoey shirts!

P.S. He's not actually a puppy molester!

*A Death Note reference; what Grellbastian and I say instead of "Jesus Christ".

noreply@blogger.com (Cat meow meow, The the the) — Sat, 16 Jul 2016 22:55:00 -0500

True art

noreply@blogger.com (Cat meow meow, The the the) — Sat, 16 Jul 2016 22:51:00 -0500

I'm as free as Haru x rin.

noreply@blogger.com (Cat meow meow, The the the) — Sat, 16 Jul 2016 22:48:00 -0500

So this year I'm gonna write all my school assignments in comic sans. Yea that's right. I'm

Free Eternal Summer

noreply@blogger.com (Cat meow meow, The the the) — Thu, 16 Jun 2016 18:30:00 -0500

No, this is not a post about anime, as it seems from the title; it's about how summer break has started. And man, I'm glad it's finally here. I actually got out of school on Tuesday (the seventh), but I have been too busy to post anything (by busy I mean watching copious amounts of Good Mythical Morning.) On the last day of school, we got to choose where we wanted to go. We could choose between the zoo or the waterpark. I'm not gonna say which ones in fear of giving away my location. Actually, we were originally given the opportunity to go to the zoo that our location is more famous for, but the last time we were there, students from my grade stole stuff from the gift shop and we got banned. Or at least, I think that's what happened. So we got downgraded to a more run-down zoo. But hey, it was fine. My friend Pelimoo and I just read manga and watched AOT crack videos and a particularly good abridged episode. Link is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlaQwsIVd9Y
It;s a hilarious abridged video. Grellbastian and I absolutely love it and can say every line in it. But if you're gonna watch it, I suggest you watch it away from your parents because of the language. Or watch it with your parents, the choice is yours. (Also, I do not own the video. Just to be clear.)
Oh no, I somehow brought up anime even though I said I wouldn't. Whoops. I'm such a rebel.
Also, I was looking at the comments for that AOT video and apparently THE ABRIDGED SERIES GOT CANCELLED NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Crap! That was my favorite abridged video! Well, next to this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqHZ3Yy48tk (Btw, spoilers of Death Note. Don't watch unless you want the series to get spoiled. And also suggestive language.)
Grellbastian and I also both love this video and know every line of it.
Oh, I also like this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_TTiAO2LOM
I don't even really like Naruto that much but I still find this funny. Well, I guess that's the point, after all. Still, there's suggestive language.
AND I DON'T OWN ANY OF THESE VIDEOS OKAY PEOPLE?!
So yesterday, I started watching Brothers Conflict. For the third time. You might be thinking, "Why are you watching it for a third time? Is it so bad that you dropped it twice but are so determined to watch it you're trying again? And also, that's a really girly show. Why do you even bother watching it"
Well, I'll answer your dying questions.
1. I'm watching it for a third time because I absolutely adore this show.
2. No, that's not the case at all. I haven't dropped it a single time.
3. Why should it matter if it's a girly show? Also, define "girly". Like, there are sure to be girls out there who like Brother's Conflict. There are also girls who hate Brother's Conflict. And, there are guys who watch Brother's Conflict and love it, and guys that don't. You shouldn't generalize like that. Anyone can like whatever they want, and they shouldn't be made fun of for it just because of their gender. If you're someone who goes around and says things are "girly" or "manly" to try make people feel bad, I suggest you stop.
And as I side note, I have now finished BroCon for a third time and I still love it. In fact, I'm ordering the first character drama CD (the one with Tsubaki on it) and also I'm trying to get the first novel but I'm having a hard time doing so:
So I have this gift card, right? And it's a Target gift card, right? And it's got $15 on it and it doesn't expire, right? Well, I want to buy the first BroCon novel on Amazon, and it's less than $15. What I want to do is exchange my Target gift card for a Amazon gift card of equal or lesser value. I've tried many websites to do so, but they either;
A. Don't accept gift cards of $15 or less or
B. Ask for a credit card or
C. Want you to mail it in.
I don't have a credit card and I don't want to mail it in. You see, I'm gonna be at camp for the next two weeks, so I want to place the order for the book asap so I can expect the book sooner than if I order it after I get back. I can't order it while I'm there. So if anyone knows of a website that fits my needs, PLEASE LET ME KNOW IN THE COMMENTS!!!

As a side note, I was looking for a picture of a crying anime character and came across this one. I thought it was funny and uploading it because Grellbastian hates this anime.

letter

noreply@blogger.com (Cat meow meow, The the the) — Fri, 27 May 2016 18:07:00 -0500

Ok so this just came up in my google docs account but there's one problem. I didn't write this. I think it's pico.

Casey Baumer

123 Address St

Anytown, NY 10011

(123) 456-7890

no_reply@example.com

4th September 20XX

Jude Parker

CEO, Parker Tech

74 Lincoln Green Lane

Church Stoke, PA 19402

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Sincerely,

Casey Baumer

hi

noreply@blogger.com (Cat meow meow, The the the) — Fri, 27 May 2016 17:59:00 -0500

hello, I am grellbastian. I know all of you have heard a lot about me from the the the, but I can post on this blog, I just haven't cause I'm an awful person. Between the the the and I, we have a whole load of stories to tell you people, so get ready cause you're in for a ride.