The Pure Boy Alliance

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noreply@blogger.com (tpba1212) — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 17:41:00 +0000

Sup guys, it's me and I'm finally back from China! The place was freakin' amazing. Man, Nanjing was the city I grew up in since I was born. Though I was actually born in Chicago, but I moved straight to China for the first two years of my life where my grandparents took care of me. I visit them almost every year you know. Anyways, got a whole bunch of stuff from there, it's so cool. I basically got everything, but laid, which halfway ticks me off and quarterly pisses me off, with the remaining saddening me. Ah well, anyways, on the bright side to things I'm beginning to transfer the video files I recorded in China onto trusty ol' Shiba so I can upload it onto The Pure Boy Alliance's newly formed YouTube channel. I'll post a link once the first video is up. Had some experiences in China, lemme tell you. *Cough* you'll all get to see, so just sit back, relax, and wait. By the way, Shiba is really pimped out :D, posted a laptop skin on her and she's so *sniff* beautiful now! Peace.

Updates Are Sexy

noreply@blogger.com (Redgame) — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 20:23:00 +0000

Hey everyone, it's your Vice President Redgame here. OK so I know that you might be wondering, "Hey Redgame, why is it that you guys haven't posted anything for awhile?" Well my friends I'm here to answer that right now with an update of what's been happening.

Alright first off, our president tpba1212 or Crystal Dragon, recently went on a trip to China, where he basked in the awesomeness of the sights, sounds, and lots of merchandise mainly revolving around anime, technology and other cool things (and when I say lots I mean LOTS). Now, you may think that he had a better chance to get laid during this vacation of his, although he sadly did not. Coming back home still a virgin, thus still being on his soul mission of losing this strange thing we call virginity.

Now about what I have been doing. After a failed attempt to stow away in Crystal Dragon's luggage so I could come with him to China, I stayed at home for the most part. Eventually I got into making a short movie and a series on YouTube with my friends (All of which you can see on my YouTube channel: Red's Channel). Other than that not much as happened with me. I still plan to complete my freeter quest (Which I will speak of later) as well as my quest to get laid...of course.

Now that I am done explaining that, time to get to the fun stuff. What The Pure Boy Alliance as planned for in the future!

1. Recently Crystal Dragon and I made an agreement on doing a theme song for The PBA. Which we will sing, with me doing the lead and him doing the chorus. It will be a cover of TISM's Internet hit "Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me". We will also be doing a music video for it as well.

2. We have just now started doing a 4 panel comic series, with us as the main characters. Crystal Dragon will do the artwork and him and I will trade off and on with writing the story for each comic. The first comic is due to be out pretty soon.

3. We have also started plans on making a dating sim game. With Crystal Dragon doing the artwork and programming (with some help if we can find any) and me doing the script and being the lead voice actor. So far there is not much going on as we have a very limited crew at hand. So to anyone who is reading this, if you could help, or know of anyone that can help with this project, then please contact us, or leave a comment on this post.

Anyway, that's pretty much it for this update, I'm gonna go get something to eat because I'm hungry as hell right now so I'll see you all next time.

Help Me Out Here People

noreply@blogger.com (tpba1212) — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 21:39:00 +0000

So I've put it out there that my intentions are to provide quality entertainment to you suckers out there with no lives (kinda like me, don't feel alone, I'm with youuu!)(now you should feel scared). Aside from just being complete dbags I also intend to get somewhere with the game that I've been desiring, and planning ages on, to do. Now, I've witnessed many things during my time on the Internet, and a few other places. I've noted most of them as "points of interest," due to the fact they are very interesting therefore mandates to be noted.

- People like to read/hear about change. They don't want to be part of it, but they like to see it happen to others. It's a phenomenon that exists within our world that has been with us since whothehellknowswhen. Relating back to my story guys, I have concluded that my story for the game needs to be completely original. IT MUST SEPARATE ITSELF FROM THE OTHERS! Should be easy enough...(this is what separates the leaders from the followers, leaders embrace change!).

Note: Do not mention that most unsuccessful leaders are never heard about...since they're not successful enough to be worthy of recognition :/. (*Sarcasm there by the way*)

- I had a dream once. This dream is glorious because it involved things nobody has ever seen before, except for me...I think. It was about a dome. A gigantic, huge, enormous, peni -I mean dome. Yeah. Then I went to space, came back, bunch of labor union gangs came over and started shooting at me (in the fucking dome school!), kissed the gang leader's girl, pissed him off, teacher saved my ass...but then put a contract on me with a bunch of ninja mafia members...so I had to escape from the roof...which was a circumcised dome....

I am against drugs.

Oh, a note to myself. I need an expert on hentai since I am not quite familiar with integrating elements of a regular story into one that involves smexy, erotic, cartoon porn (i.e. hentai).

The Game of Red

noreply@blogger.com (Redgame) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:19:00 +0000

Hello everyone, it's me Redgame, Vice President of The Pure Boy Alliance, here to introduce myself. Basically I'm the other half of what started this alliance, thus yes, tpba1212 and I are the "two lame friends". Now since tpba1212 already told you all about how this started and whatnot I'll just skip all that crap since I'm pretty damn sure that none of you want to read it all again (I know I wouldn't).

But anyway, back to talking about myself. Now if you haven't heard about me, or anything I have ever done on the Internetz, then let me lay it down for you in a short summary. Basically I'm an otaku, a cool one. In fact I'm just an awesomesauce guy all around. I'm also an amateur voice actor and I've done various projects with a friend of mine that usually end up becoming epic failures due to some issues. Though through this Pure Boy Alliance and the help of new members (hopefully coming soon) I (along with tpba1212) hope to create a team that specializes in making our small corner of the Internet a cavalcade of awesomeness that everyone will enjoy. But mostly this is just something for me to do....

Other than that there is not much more to say about myself. You guys should really get to know me though, especially if you're a really hot chick. Stay tuned for my upcoming posts on various crap that I don't even know what will be about.

Now my friends, I shall leave you with this picture....

IMG From: http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/7859a58f31dc6813720c5697dae060ed1228528125_full.jpg
Provided by: http://crunchyroll.com

Oh come on Suzumiya, everyone knows it feels better without one!

Our Goal

noreply@blogger.com (tpba1212) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:34:00 +0000

There are only two goals of The Pure Boy Alliance. The first and foremost is that we exist to provide quality entertainment to the masses out there who are constantly bored. Being one of those individuals I can safely say I know how it feels, and it sucks. Therefore, instead of succumbing to my boredom, I've decided to be a difference and begin by initiating programs to design games which will modestly allow mind-numbing enjoyment for those boring days when guys like us can't go out on dates with girls :(. OTAKU UNITE! *Cough cough* sorry...got a little carried away there for a second. Anyways, I'm going to share a little project that started about three weeks ago when summer break first started. It's my attempt to program a game using Visual Basic and some other software coding programs that I've bought books and tutorials on THAT HAVEN'T REALLY HELPED AT ALL. Yeah, trust me when I say this, learning things from the Intarwebz is so much easier and less time-consuming than reading a book.

It's my dream to create a fascinating story composed of tales drawn from my life experiences. I have taken programming tutorials up the wazoo in the hopes of finally being able to code my story in the form of a visual novel. One of the most compelling stories I have ever played was Snow Sakura. It's without a doubt the one visual novel that has had the deepest emotional impact on me, I'm saying emotional because it's all lovey dovey and deep. Personally the hardcore games like Virgin Roster etc...were my favorite erotic novels, but hands-down Snow Sakura had the deepest meaning to it (that's where the true value in things lie). There are also other experiences in my life which have had a great influence on my judgements and desire to create this game.

The process of designing a game is difficult. I've been stuck at stage one for approximately two weeks and quite frankly, it's ticking me off. What's the first stage? It's planning. I hate planning. Planning means I have to establish EVERYTHING in the story at once. I like to just go with the flow and do things at my own pace, deal with them as they come. I seriously dislike sitting down and thinking of a story right then and putting it down on paper. It sucks all the fun out of it...which is why I've resolved to screw stage 1 and do it my own way. My method, for you curious buggers, is to completely bullshit as I go along (how I do it at school basically). It'll work, it'll definitely work.

Redgame will be posting an introductory on himself shortly, I need to go sort out and organize some stuff (ugh! I fucking hate organizing).

Get back whenever...

Welcome to The Pure Boy Alliance

noreply@blogger.com (tpba1212) — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 07:26:00 +0000

Greetings everyone, I am tpba1212, online nickname...it's to keep myself anonymous. The Pure Boy Alliance was started about roughly a year ago when two lame friends from both coasts of the United States discovered one sad truth. Sex is necessary to enjoy life. Now, call me ignorant and blinded by my desire to bone girls, but being a virgin for such a long time and holding in all that pent up sex drive is really fucking irritating. That is...until I stumbled upon...-hentai games! Yup, and of one the many which I have played, there was one special novel that changed my viewpoint of life. Snow Sakura. You see, in that story there was a little parody about two young men who were still virgins (at that point in the game anyway), they joked around calling themselves members of the "Pure Boy Alliance." Well, keeping true to my funny nature in regarding everything as a joke, including sex, I've decided to use that name for an exclusive club. The Pure Boy Alliance rulez! That is...until I get out of this frustratingashell club....

Oh, by the way, I'm the CEO and my friend Redgame is the Vice President. Meaning, if by any chance I'm out of action, AWOL (whatever the hell that means), he takes over.

tpba1212 (that's me) - CEO
Redgame (dude who's not me) - Vice Prez