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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70818004Mon, 23 Mar 2026 03:00:02 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillIn a rare twist, the pensieve is about to enter a world which is entirely our own, as Caractacus Burke recounts his memory of scamming poor Merope and (possibly) doing more than anyone else to set Voldemort for misery. Alice and Martha recap the 261st...
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]]>3387falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/one-page-at-at-time-book-5-page-764--70647196
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70216239Mon, 23 Feb 2026 04:00:06 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha discuss page 328 of book 6 for the second time in a week! It's almost Christmas and Harry and Ron have a lot to discuss after Slughorn's party. Fred and George may be off to the muggle village, but Harry and Ron are the ones learning...
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]]>3523falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/one-page-at-a-time-book-3-page-124--70074929
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69880371Mon, 09 Feb 2026 04:00:02 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha return to Sorcerer's Stone for a unique Hermione and Ron POV page. Draco is full of witty jabs, Neville is full of amazing comebacks, and Ron is surprisingly composed. And yes, Snape's refereeing.  Please consider supporting us on...Sorcerer's Stone for a unique Hermione and Ron POV page. Draco is full of witty jabs, Neville is full of amazing comebacks, and Ron is surprisingly composed. And yes, Snape's refereeing. 

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]]>3797falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/one-page-at-a-time-book-2-page-335--69723598Chamber of Secrets. 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69723598Mon, 02 Feb 2026 04:00:07 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillDumbledore's phone is blowing up, Lucius is about to lose his servant, and Harry knows exactly where to look during this important exchange. Alice and Martha break down this surprisingly falling-action page of Chamber of Secrets.  Please consider...Chamber of Secrets. 

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]]>2953falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/one-page-at-a-time-book-6-page-628--69584392
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69396606Mon, 12 Jan 2026 04:00:09 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillThis week's episode features Snape's first speaking appearance, both in the books and in the One Page at a Time series. Alice and Martha discuss the wonderful pedagogy behind Snape's Potions lesson as well as Seamus's inherent charisma. Plus, find out...
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]]>3361falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/one-page-at-a-time-book-6-page-63--69300671has to have his piano, Dumbledore is five steps ahead of everyone else, as usual. 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69300671Mon, 05 Jan 2026 04:00:09 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillSomething horrible has happened here! This page may not be pretty, but Alice and Martha find plenty to discuss about Slughorn's "murder" scene. Harry plays detective, Slughorn has to have his piano, Dumbledore is five steps ahead of everyone else, as...has to have his piano, Dumbledore is five steps ahead of everyone else, as usual. 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69045723Mon, 29 Dec 2025 04:00:07 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha discuss Dumbledore's Tale at King's Cross. With so much dialogue from Dumbledore, this week is ripe with band an album name options! Plus, find out which MGP illustration would make an excellent Christmas tree topper,  Please...
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]]>3008falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-2025-real-weird-holiday-special--69149441
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68933261Mon, 08 Dec 2025 04:00:08 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillHarry's arm bones might not be back yet, but Dobby is! On this week's One Page at a Time, Alice and Martha discuss linguistics, magical medicine, house elves, and more.  Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New...
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]]>3410falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/take-five-take-4-29-goblet-of-fire-140-01-145-00--68811556Goblet of Fire! Some more amazing acting from the trio, including an amazing bounce-back to full spirits from Harry, along with some sentimental goodbyes from the lovely ladies of Beauxbatons and the gentlemen of Durmstrang round out Mike Newell's magnum opus. Don't worry, we'll be back to give the credits their full due on the next Take Five! 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68811556Mon, 01 Dec 2025 04:00:11 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are back to (nearly) wrap up Goblet of Fire! Some more amazing acting from the trio, including an amazing bounce-back to full spirits from Harry, along with some sentimental goodbyes from the lovely ladies...Goblet of Fire! Some more amazing acting from the trio, including an amazing bounce-back to full spirits from Harry, along with some sentimental goodbyes from the lovely ladies of Beauxbatons and the gentlemen of Durmstrang round out Mike Newell's magnum opus. Don't worry, we'll be back to give the credits their full due on the next Take Five! 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68712708Mon, 24 Nov 2025 04:00:08 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha return to the fourth book as Harry prepares for the third task. A sweet moment from Ced, a not-so-sweet moment from Amos, and an almost non-existent moment from Mrs. Diggory take up the first half of the page, while Mrs. Weasley's...
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]]>3313falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/one-page-at-a-time-book-7-page-288--68595178
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68595178Mon, 17 Nov 2025 04:00:08 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha continue to strike seventh book gold as they discuss another chapter from "The Goblin's Revenge." Ron's unreasonable and irascible mood dominate this page as the trio discusses all of their deep inside knowledge that could help them...
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68490196Mon, 10 Nov 2025 04:00:09 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha return to the thrilling page sequence in Sirius's bedroom. A shady reference to Muriel, a (Hermione voice) "Harry" and a possible hint of Bucky's presence? What more could we ask for?? Please consider supporting us on Patreon!...
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]]>3071falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/take-five-take-4-28-goblet-of-fire-135-01-140-00--68390508Goblet of Fire, which includes the reveal of the real Moody and a special bonding moment over shared scars, all of which is apparently extremely boring to Dumbledore.  

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68390508Mon, 03 Nov 2025 04:00:08 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim discuss the 28th five minutes of Goblet of Fire, which includes the reveal of the real Moody and a special bonding moment over shared scars, all of which is apparently extremely boring to Dumbledore.  ...Goblet of Fire, which includes the reveal of the real Moody and a special bonding moment over shared scars, all of which is apparently extremely boring to Dumbledore.  

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]]>4922falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/one-page-at-a-time-book-6-page-488--68289943can carry a tune, unlike Slughorn) as Harry gets some implied help from Felix following Aragog's burial on this week's episode! Plus, find out which legendary character Odo the Hero is definitely based on and what Slughorn most likely did with the acromantual venom he procured. 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68289943Mon, 27 Oct 2025 03:00:10 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillMartha gets to practice her singing (and just so you know, she actually can carry a tune, unlike Slughorn) as Harry gets some implied help from Felix following Aragog's burial on this week's episode! Plus, find out which legendary character Odo the...can carry a tune, unlike Slughorn) as Harry gets some implied help from Felix following Aragog's burial on this week's episode! Plus, find out which legendary character Odo the Hero is definitely based on and what Slughorn most likely did with the acromantual venom he procured. 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68206691Mon, 20 Oct 2025 03:00:08 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillFind out who Bathilda is (unless, like Harry, you've already figured it out), whether or not Godric's Hollow suffers from the Charity Burbage Effect, and why Snape may have a case for a lawsuit on this week's One Page at a Time. Alice and Martha's...
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]]>3531falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/one-page-at-a-time-book-5-page-75--68109215obviously plenty of unique adverbs and even a mention of dear old Crookshanks to keep us afloat!  

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68109215Mon, 13 Oct 2025 03:00:08 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha return to Grimmauld Place, where this crucial page includes plenty of dungbomb hilarity and... not much else! Don't worry, though, there are obviously plenty of unique adverbs and even a mention of dear old Crookshanks to keep us...obviously plenty of unique adverbs and even a mention of dear old Crookshanks to keep us afloat!  

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]]>3170falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/xenophilius-lovegood-character-study--68022091
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68022091Mon, 06 Oct 2025 03:00:08 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha return to character studies, covering one of the realest weirdos of all time! So, don your sun colors, sit far away from any erumpent horns, and hope that you're one of Fleur's guests so that Viktor doesn't duel you right here and...
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]]>3692falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/one-page-at-a-time-book-2-page-297--67932238Chamber of Secrets, where Ginny's body is already lying in the Chamber forever, and the author is abusing adverbs more than ever. 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67932238Mon, 29 Sep 2025 03:00:07 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillLockhart makes his third appearance in the OPAAT series, but will he win Real Weirdo yet again? Alice and Martha discuss page 297 of Chamber of Secrets, where Ginny's body is already lying in the Chamber forever, and the author is abusing adverbs more...Chamber of Secrets, where Ginny's body is already lying in the Chamber forever, and the author is abusing adverbs more than ever. 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67757578Mon, 15 Sep 2025 03:00:08 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha head back to Owl Post Again, again! This time, the trio is released from the hospital wing, hardly believing the events of just last night. Was that the Giant Squid?? Please consider supporting us on Patreon!...
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67665809Mon, 08 Sep 2025 03:00:08 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillThis week, Alice gets a break from extended Jim Dale narration and Martha does much of the heavy lifting with a classic impression of a real weirdo. Phineas Nigellus Black makes his first appearance on a One Page at a Time episode, as he gives a...
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]]>3245falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/one-page-at-a-time-book-5-page-752--67574621Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Hermione practices her improvisation skills and wows with her athletic prowess, while Umbridge falls for pretty obvious manipulation tactics and Harry resists the urge to strangle her. 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67574621Mon, 01 Sep 2025 03:00:07 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha are back to discuss page 752 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Hermione practices her improvisation skills and wows with her athletic prowess, while Umbridge falls for pretty obvious manipulation tactics and Harry resists...Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Hermione practices her improvisation skills and wows with her athletic prowess, while Umbridge falls for pretty obvious manipulation tactics and Harry resists the urge to strangle her. 

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]]>3494falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/one-page-at-a-time-book-2-page-269--67498003
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67407626Mon, 18 Aug 2025 03:00:08 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillThis week's One Page at a Time takes Alice and Martha to the 388th page of Half-Blood Prince, which takes place in "Birthday Surprises" but doesn't include any actual birthday surprises. Harry obsesses over Malfoy on the Marauder's Map, while Alice...Half-Blood Prince, which takes place in "Birthday Surprises" but doesn't include any actual birthday surprises. Harry obsesses over Malfoy on the Marauder's Map, while Alice and Martha obsess over the feasibility and scale of the map. 

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]]>3516falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/one-page-at-a-time-book-5-page-492--67324338Order of the Phoenix, on which Harry fears he might be the weapon, the group rides the muggle train, and Mary GrandPre's beautiful, festive art is prominently featured.

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67230037Mon, 04 Aug 2025 03:00:07 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha discuss the 304th page of Sorcerer's Stone, as Harry gets a handsome, unlikely, and possibly even shady gift from Hagrid, escapes Madam Pomfrey's control, and makes his way to the end of term feast.  Please consider supporting us on...Sorcerer's Stone, as Harry gets a handsome, unlikely, and possibly even shady gift from Hagrid, escapes Madam Pomfrey's control, and makes his way to the end of term feast. 

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]]>3656falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/one-page-at-a-time-book-4-page-597--67146408Goblet of Fire, where Dumbledore makes his first significant appearance of the One Page at a Time series as he explains a world which is entirely his own to Harry and Fawkes's presence is heavily implied. 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67146408Mon, 28 Jul 2025 03:00:08 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha discuss the 597th page of Goblet of Fire, where Dumbledore makes his first significant appearance of the One Page at a Time series as he explains a world which is entirely his own to Harry and Fawkes's presence is heavily implied. ...Goblet of Fire, where Dumbledore makes his first significant appearance of the One Page at a Time series as he explains a world which is entirely his own to Harry and Fawkes's presence is heavily implied. 

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]]>3297falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/take-five-take-4-26-goblet-of-fire-125-01-130-00--67031329very shadowy figures. Plus, Harry gets a new job as a spokeperson for a popular fast food restaurant! 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67031329Mon, 21 Jul 2025 03:00:08 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are back to continue discussing the graveyard scene, this time featuring a full-bodied Voldemort and some very shadowy figures. Plus, Harry gets a new job as a spokeperson for a popular fast food...very shadowy figures. Plus, Harry gets a new job as a spokeperson for a popular fast food restaurant! 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66969281Mon, 14 Jul 2025 03:00:08 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillIn a surprising twist, Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are almost as excited to discuss this week's five minutes as Cedric was to realize the cup was a portkey! Wormtail casually slices his hand off, Daniel Radcliffe puts on the...
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66878023Mon, 07 Jul 2025 03:00:08 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillIn one of the most Hermione's bag-worthy pages so far, Harry stops Ron from some important personal growth and Hermione bursts into tears at the *boys*! Find out which segment is a bit of a struggle for this page, and work through all of the WW...
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66798865Mon, 30 Jun 2025 03:00:08 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillOne of Martha's predictions from last week comes true as Harry finds himself in detention with Lockhart, hearing voices that no one else can hear. Is lilac ink really so strange, and who/what exactly is Gladys Gudgeon? Alice and Martha don't even need...
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66701930Mon, 23 Jun 2025 03:00:07 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillOh, cheer up, listeners! Alice and Martha return to the One Page at a Time series, while the trio returns home for the summer holidays. All on this page: the first sighting of a very tiny owl, an absence of food (especially chocolate), and a few good...
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66568298Mon, 16 Jun 2025 03:00:08 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillIt might be the most boring five minutes yet, but that doesn't mean it will be most boring Take Five yet! Alice and Martha are joined once again by special guest Shut Up Tim to discuss more of the maze (maize?), the incredibly underwhelming red...
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]]>4835falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/take-five-take-4-23-goblet-of-fire-110-01-115-00--66465630proportions, voiceover flubs, and the Hogwarts band. It might seem like we're close to the end of the movie now that the third task is beginning, but there's still lots to cover before we reach the goblet, which only Professor Moody knows the exact location of.

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66465630Mon, 09 Jun 2025 03:00:07 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillOn this Take Five, Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim talk mistakes of epic proportions, voiceover flubs, and the Hogwarts band. It might seem like we're close to the end of the movie now that the third task is beginning, but there's still...proportions, voiceover flubs, and the Hogwarts band. It might seem like we're close to the end of the movie now that the third task is beginning, but there's still lots to cover before we reach the goblet, which only Professor Moody knows the exact location of.

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]]>5508falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/fleur-delacour-character-study-part-3--66351981
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66351981Mon, 02 Jun 2025 03:00:09 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha close the book on Fleur, discussing her arc in the seventh book. Fleur may be 'ideous as one of the seven Potters, but don't worry - her beauty is noted in just about every other scene! And it doesn't seem like she minded spending...
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66275054Mon, 26 May 2025 03:00:07 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillHello, Father! Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are back to discuss JUNIOR'S race around the courtroom, Karkaroff's dramatics in the cage and the closet, and Dumbledore's pensive monologuing about the Pensieve. You may be surprised by the...
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66143925Mon, 19 May 2025 03:00:07 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillThe characterfleur studies continue, as Alice and Martha discuss Phlegm in the fifth and sixth books. Ol' Fleur Delacour eemproves 'er Eenglish, 'Arry becomes a Fleur apologist, and Bill starts to enjoy his steaks extra rare. We will return with Part...
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66046870Mon, 12 May 2025 03:00:09 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha return to character studies to discuss everyone's favorite French champion, Fleur Delacour! Hermione might not give her a fair shake, and Ollivander might scoff at her Veela hair wand, but Fleur has a lot of redeeming characteristics,...
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65911251Mon, 05 May 2025 03:00:07 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillThree of Martha's most infamous characters, plus Harry and Ron convene on this week's page for some very goofy times in the Hospital Wing. Plus, find out what Mary GrandPre has been up to during quarantine! (Don't worry; it doesn't involve Twitter). ...
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]]>3463falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/one-page-at-a-time-book-6-page-222--65771978
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65644740Mon, 21 Apr 2025 03:00:07 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillOne Page at a Time returns to Prisoner of Azkaban, this time for a scene in which Sirius acts enormously strangely. Alice and Martha discuss cat, rat, and dog and scrounge for a bird too, of course!  Please consider supporting us on Patreon!...Prisoner of Azkaban, this time for a scene in which Sirius acts enormously strangely. Alice and Martha discuss cat, rat, and dog and scrounge for a bird too, of course! 

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]]>3665falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/one-page-at-a-time-book-4-page-231--65561070Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Alice gets to practice long-form Jim Dale impressions, Barty Crouch Jr. gets to make some weird decisions as Moody, and Harry's at of defiance has the potential to become a pretty sick meme. 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65561070Mon, 14 Apr 2025 03:00:07 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha discuss page 231 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Alice gets to practice long-form Jim Dale impressions, Barty Crouch Jr. gets to make some weird decisions as Moody, and Harry's at of defiance has the potential to become a...Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Alice gets to practice long-form Jim Dale impressions, Barty Crouch Jr. gets to make some weird decisions as Moody, and Harry's at of defiance has the potential to become a pretty sick meme. 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65240012Mon, 31 Mar 2025 03:00:08 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha continue with their new show format - One Page at a Time! In this series, the sisters will focus on one randomly selected page from the series each week. This week's episode covers Order of the Phoenix, page 341, on which the D.A. is...Order of the Phoenix, page 341, on which the D.A. is solidly "In the Hog's Head." 

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]]>3222falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/one-page-at-a-time-book-3-page-119--65053469Prisoner of Azkaban, page 119, on which the trio nerviously, anxiously, and gloomily reflects on Bucky's conflict with Malfoy. 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64924054Mon, 17 Mar 2025 03:00:07 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillIt's time to close the seventh book on Remus John Lupin, husband of "Dora," who prefers to go by her surname only. Alice and Martha spend plenty of time making fun of dear old Lupin, but also properly eulogizing him for the wonderful teacher and...
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]]>2785falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/remus-lupin-character-study-part-4--64781173Deathly Hallows. And even though it seemed like the Lupinversation would wrap up this week, the proper eulogy will happen next week! 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64647804Mon, 03 Mar 2025 04:00:08 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillIn the third installment of the Lupinversation, Alice and Martha cover Lupin's arc in the fifth and sixth books. Lupin goes underground, comforts dear Tonks on the loss of her cousin (who she might've been a little in love with) and finds out the...
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]]>3005falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/remus-lupin-character-study-part-2--64409628
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64409628Mon, 17 Feb 2025 04:00:08 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha resume the Lupinversation after just a little time off! It is he, Remus John Lupin in the fourth and fifth books, not yet husband of Nymphadora Tonks (who prefers to go by her surname only).   Please consider supporting us on...
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]]>2623falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/hepzibah-smith-and-hokey-character-study--64288109
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64288109Mon, 10 Feb 2025 04:00:08 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha discuss another dynamic duo this week - Hepzibah Smith and Hokey the House Elf! Though he only gets to see them for one pensieve memory, Harry doesn't withhold his judgment of Hepzibah and Hokey tugs at his heartstrings enough to...
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]]>2619falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bob-ogden-and-mrs-cole-character-study--64151709Bobversation at the House of Gaunt and Coleminate at Tom Riddle's orphanage. This week's dynamic duo of characters is thick as thieves and incredibly stannable, or as Dumbledore might say, rich in detail and satisfyingly accurate. 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64151709Mon, 03 Feb 2025 04:00:09 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha start the Bobversation at the House of Gaunt and Coleminate at Tom Riddle's orphanage. This week's dynamic duo of characters is thick as thieves and incredibly stannable, or as Dumbledore might say, rich in detail and satisfyingly...Bobversation at the House of Gaunt and Coleminate at Tom Riddle's orphanage. This week's dynamic duo of characters is thick as thieves and incredibly stannable, or as Dumbledore might say, rich in detail and satisfyingly accurate. 

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]]>3435falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/take-five-take-4-20-goblet-of-fire-95-01-100-00--63919333Goblet of Fire's microwave minutes, but Mike Newell's magnum opus is far from over! There might not be much dialogue as Harry completes the Second Task, but Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim still find plenty to nitpick, from ze grindylows to Hermione's sub-par impression of Fleur. 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63919333Mon, 27 Jan 2025 04:25:06 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillIt may be the end of Goblet of Fire's microwave minutes, but Mike Newell's magnum opus is far from over! There might not be much dialogue as Harry completes the Second Task, but Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim still find plenty to...Goblet of Fire's microwave minutes, but Mike Newell's magnum opus is far from over! There might not be much dialogue as Harry completes the Second Task, but Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim still find plenty to nitpick, from ze grindylows to Hermione's sub-par impression of Fleur. 

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]]>4610falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ron-weasley-character-study-part-7-6--63755115Ronversation comes to a close as Alice and Martha discuss Ron's part in the battle of HogWARTS and his many full circle moments at the end of the seventh book.  

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63755115Mon, 20 Jan 2025 04:00:07 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillThe Ronversation comes to a close as Alice and Martha discuss Ron's part in the battle of HogWARTS and his many full circle moments at the end of the seventh book.   Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New...Ronversation comes to a close as Alice and Martha discuss Ron's part in the battle of HogWARTS and his many full circle moments at the end of the seventh book.  

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]]>2961falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ron-weasley-character-study-part-7-5--63668943Ronversation and the first Dragomir Despardversation! This week, Alice and Martha discuss Ron's travels with Harry to Shell Cottage, Gringotts, and HogsMEADE. 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63668943Mon, 13 Jan 2025 04:00:07 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillWelcome back to the 75th Ronversation and the first Dragomir Despardversation! This week, Alice and Martha discuss Ron's travels with Harry to Shell Cottage, Gringotts, and HogsMEADE.  Please consider supporting us on Patreon!...Ronversation and the first Dragomir Despardversation! This week, Alice and Martha discuss Ron's travels with Harry to Shell Cottage, Gringotts, and HogsMEADE. 

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]]>3199falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ron-weasley-character-study-part-7-4--63583843Ronversation! This week's episode covers the time between Ron's return and the trio's "visit" to Malfoy Manor. 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63583843Mon, 06 Jan 2025 04:00:09 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillRon's back, and so is conversation about the Ronversation! This week's episode covers the time between Ron's return and the trio's "visit" to Malfoy Manor.  Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are...Ronversation! This week's episode covers the time between Ron's return and the trio's "visit" to Malfoy Manor. 

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]]>2860falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ron-weasley-character-study-part-7-3--63509149Ronversation for the first time in a few weeks. This episode spans from Ron's splinching to Ron's departure and finally, Ron's return. Ron may reach a low point this episode, but his classic one-liners reach a high point. 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63509149Mon, 30 Dec 2024 04:00:09 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillRemembered Ron, have you? Well, luckily, so have Alice and Martha as they return to the seventh book Ronversation for the first time in a few weeks. This episode spans from Ron's splinching to Ron's departure and finally, Ron's return. Ron may reach a...Ronversation for the first time in a few weeks. This episode spans from Ron's splinching to Ron's departure and finally, Ron's return. Ron may reach a low point this episode, but his classic one-liners reach a high point. 

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]]>2787falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-2024-real-weird-holiday-special--63444040A Christmas Carol with Wizarding World characters. Up second (00:32:26), the sisters Take Five on the Christmas classic Jingle All the Way, with special guest Shut Up Tim (@ShutUpTim). And finally (01:28:30), Alice and Martha rate Harry Potter themed gifts according to their own unique rubric! 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63332034Mon, 16 Dec 2024 04:00:08 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillSpecial guest Shut Up Tim is back to discuss the Second Task with Alice and Martha. Neville might have killed Harry Potter, but the "treasures" are the real victims in this five minutes!  Please consider supporting us on Patreon!...
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]]>4939falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ron-weasley-character-study-part-7-2--63229013Ronversation continues to break new ground in Harry Potter discourse! 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63229013Mon, 09 Dec 2024 04:00:09 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha cover Ron's arc in the time the trio spends after leaving the Burrow up through their adventures at the Ministry. From hugely significant symbolism to whether or not Gamp's Law applies to clothes, the Ronversation continues to break...Ronversation continues to break new ground in Harry Potter discourse! 

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]]>3358falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ron-weasley-character-study-part-7-1--63098063Ronversing about Ron's arc in the seventh book, discussing events leading up to the trio's departure from the Burrow. Did Ron really not know if Harry had a tattoo? What exactly is a ghoul? All your most pressing questions will be answered! 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63098063Mon, 02 Dec 2024 04:00:08 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha begin Ronversing about Ron's arc in the seventh book, discussing events leading up to the trio's departure from the Burrow. Did Ron really not know if Harry had a tattoo? What exactly is a ghoul? All your most pressing questions will...Ronversing about Ron's arc in the seventh book, discussing events leading up to the trio's departure from the Burrow. Did Ron really not know if Harry had a tattoo? What exactly is a ghoul? All your most pressing questions will be answered! 

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]]>3264falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/into-the-pensieve-horton-hears-a-who--62990476
In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children’s books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week, and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats. 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62781292Mon, 18 Nov 2024 04:00:08 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAnd just like that, the sixth book Ronversation comes to a close, as Alice and Martha discuss Ron's relationships with his family, Luna, and Hagrid, as well as the victims of his bullying (including poor Sir Nicholas!), and his role in the canonicly...Ronversation comes to a close, as Alice and Martha discuss Ron's relationships with his family, Luna, and Hagrid, as well as the victims of his bullying (including poor Sir Nicholas!), and his role in the canonicly titled "Battle of the Astronomy Tower." 

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]]>3322falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ron-weasley-character-study-part-6-4--62686378Ronversation, discussing Ron's plots with Quidditch and school as well as his relationships with Snape and Slughorn. There's a lot or rewinding, apparating, and confunding moments this week, and there's still another full episode of Ron in the sixth book before the sisters will begin the final eulogy on Ron. 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62686378Mon, 11 Nov 2024 04:00:02 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha continue the Ronversation, discussing Ron's plots with Quidditch and school as well as his relationships with Snape and Slughorn. There's a lot or rewinding, apparating, and confunding moments this week, and there's still another full...Ronversation, discussing Ron's plots with Quidditch and school as well as his relationships with Snape and Slughorn. There's a lot or rewinding, apparating, and confunding moments this week, and there's still another full episode of Ron in the sixth book before the sisters will begin the final eulogy on Ron. 

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]]>2956falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ron-weasley-character-study-part-6-3--62598873
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62598873Mon, 04 Nov 2024 04:00:02 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillEven thought last week's show would have been the perfect ending point for the show, Alice and Martha decide to return to finish eulogizing Ron his relationships with girls in the sixth book! Won-won may not make Madam Rosmerta laugh, but at least...
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]]>2971falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ron-weasley-character-study-part-6-2--62521979Ronversation going, discussing Ron's relationships with girls in the sixth book. This podcast probably can't pass the Bechdel test, but we all know you can't get enough of it! 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62521979Mon, 28 Oct 2024 03:00:02 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillIt's endless brat summer as Alice and Martha keep the Ronversation going, discussing Ron's relationships with girls in the sixth book. This podcast probably can't pass the Bechdel test, but we all know you can't get enough of it!  Please consider...Ronversation going, discussing Ron's relationships with girls in the sixth book. This podcast probably can't pass the Bechdel test, but we all know you can't get enough of it! 

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]]>3014falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ron-weasley-character-study-part-6-1--62432176Ronversation to book six Ron, starting with his relationship with brat Harry! Hopefully this episode will have you guffawing as much as the boys when Harry levicorpuses Ron! 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62432176Mon, 21 Oct 2024 03:00:02 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha move the Ronversation to book six Ron, starting with his relationship with brat Harry! Hopefully this episode will have you guffawing as much as the boys when Harry levicorpuses Ron!  Please consider supporting us on Patreon!...Ronversation to book six Ron, starting with his relationship with brat Harry! Hopefully this episode will have you guffawing as much as the boys when Harry levicorpuses Ron! 

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]]>3101falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/take-five-take-4-18-goblet-of-fire-85-01-90-00--62353899Goblet of Fire, in which Harry gets ogled by his forty-year-old twin, Moaning Myrtle. So, if you're anything like Tim, settle into a nice relaxing bath and spend the next hour and a half doused in this riveting discussion! 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62353899Mon, 14 Oct 2024 03:00:05 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillSpecial guest Shut Up Tim joins Alice and Martha to break down the next five minutes of Goblet of Fire, in which Harry gets ogled by his forty-year-old twin, Moaning Myrtle. So, if you're anything like Tim, settle into a nice relaxing bath and spend...Goblet of Fire, in which Harry gets ogled by his forty-year-old twin, Moaning Myrtle. So, if you're anything like Tim, settle into a nice relaxing bath and spend the next hour and a half doused in this riveting discussion! 

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]]>6025falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ron-weasley-character-study-part-5-4--62262788Ronversation, but don't worry, there's still a good 6-8 episodes left to properly eulogize Ron! This week's discusison covers Ron's relationships with his family, Luna, and, most importantly, Sir Nicholas! 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62262788Mon, 07 Oct 2024 03:00:02 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha conclude the fifth book Ronversation, but don't worry, there's still a good 6-8 episodes left to properly eulogize Ron! This week's discusison covers Ron's relationships with his family, Luna, and, most importantly, Sir Nicholas! ...Ronversation, but don't worry, there's still a good 6-8 episodes left to properly eulogize Ron! This week's discusison covers Ron's relationships with his family, Luna, and, most importantly, Sir Nicholas! 

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]]>3790falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ron-weasley-character-study-part-5-3--62123531Ronversation continues as Alice and Martha focus on Ron's relationship with Hermione in the fifth book. Even though they're always having a go at each other and driving Harry mad, Ron and Hermione might actually be more of a team than ever before.

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62071821Mon, 23 Sep 2024 03:00:02 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha are once again joined by special guest Shut Up Tim to discuss another brilliant five minutes of Mike Newell's magnum opus! Hermione chastises the boys, Harry enters a REM cycle in record-breaking time, and Alfonso's influence helps...
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]]>4717falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ron-weasley-character-study-part-5-2--61757528Ronversation about Ron's relationships with two of his closest mates, Harry and Quidditch (talk about a cute name!). And even though it's a Ron character study, listen to find out just how little Ginny really is, and what Malfoy might have pursued as a career in another universe.

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61757528Mon, 16 Sep 2024 03:00:02 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha resume their Ronversation about Ron's relationships with two of his closest mates, Harry and Quidditch (talk about a cute name!). And even though it's a Ron character study, listen to find out just how little Ginny really is, and what...Ronversation about Ron's relationships with two of his closest mates, Harry and Quidditch (talk about a cute name!). And even though it's a Ron character study, listen to find out just how little Ginny really is, and what Malfoy might have pursued as a career in another universe.

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]]>3465falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ron-weasley-character-study-part-5-1--61304496
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61304496Mon, 09 Sep 2024 03:00:02 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillIt's onto the fifth book and Alice and Martha may be *genuinely* entering their Ron stan era as they discuss his friendship with Harry! He might drive Harry mad with all his rowing with Hermione, but in the end, these two best mates will always come...
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]]>3306falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ron-weasley-character-study-part-4-3--61231986Ronversation continues as Alice and Martha discuss Ron's relationships with many extremely important side characters. Pigwidgeon Xes madly, Fleur uses her veela charm, and Krum looks really grumpy every time the sisters rewind back to the Quidditch World Cup. Next week, it's onto the fifth book! 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61231986Mon, 02 Sep 2024 03:00:02 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillThe fourth book Ronversation continues as Alice and Martha discuss Ron's relationships with many extremely important side characters. Pigwidgeon Xes madly, Fleur uses her veela charm, and Krum looks really grumpy every time the sisters rewind back to...Ronversation continues as Alice and Martha discuss Ron's relationships with many extremely important side characters. Pigwidgeon Xes madly, Fleur uses her veela charm, and Krum looks really grumpy every time the sisters rewind back to the Quidditch World Cup. Next week, it's onto the fifth book! 

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]]>3479falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ron-weasley-character-study-part-4-2--61149210Ronversing about Ron in the fourth book, this time focusing on his relationships with Hermione and his family. Between his disparaging attitude about SPEW and his disdain for "Vicky," it's pretty clear Ron knows what he's doing when it comes to impressing girls he cares about.

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61149210Mon, 26 Aug 2024 03:00:02 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha continue Ronversing about Ron in the fourth book, this time focusing on his relationships with Hermione and his family. Between his disparaging attitude about SPEW and his disdain for "Vicky," it's pretty clear Ron knows what he's...Ronversing about Ron in the fourth book, this time focusing on his relationships with Hermione and his family. Between his disparaging attitude about SPEW and his disdain for "Vicky," it's pretty clear Ron knows what he's doing when it comes to impressing girls he cares about.

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]]>3757falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/take-five-take-4-16-goblet-of-fire-75-01-80-00--61074648Goblet of Fire! Harry and Ron are the ultimate party poopers in this segment, the Patil twins find their acting groove, and Flitwick crowdsurfs, possibly against his will. 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61074648Mon, 19 Aug 2024 03:00:04 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillFind out who's a crazy elf, a carefree ogre, a unicorn, and a hairy troll as Alice and Martha are once again joined by special guest Shut Up Tim to recap the next five minutes of Goblet of Fire! Harry and Ron are the ultimate party poopers in this...Goblet of Fire! Harry and Ron are the ultimate party poopers in this segment, the Patil twins find their acting groove, and Flitwick crowdsurfs, possibly against his will. 

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]]>6365falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ron-weasley-character-study-part-4-1--60994264Ronversation continues as Alice and Martha begin discussing Ron in the fourth book, starting with his relationship with Harry. From their biggest fight yet to the bulging bag of Dungbombs Ron gives Harry for Christmas, there are some high highs and low lows this book! 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60994264Mon, 12 Aug 2024 03:00:04 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillThe Ronversation continues as Alice and Martha begin discussing Ron in the fourth book, starting with his relationship with Harry. From their biggest fight yet to the bulging bag of Dungbombs Ron gives Harry for Christmas, there are some high highs...Ronversation continues as Alice and Martha begin discussing Ron in the fourth book, starting with his relationship with Harry. From their biggest fight yet to the bulging bag of Dungbombs Ron gives Harry for Christmas, there are some high highs and low lows this book! 

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]]>4206falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ron-weasley-character-study-part-3--60911080Ronversation, discussing Ron's plots in the third book! In this book, Ron gets a little taste of fame, his relationship with Scabbers takes several turns for the worst, and he proves that he might be more than just a little stitious. 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60758550Mon, 22 Jul 2024 03:00:02 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha talk through 100 great saves by Cormac McLaggen, even though it's not quite clear where he has actually played Quidditch before. McLaggen may not be Harry's favorite, but he's a great decoy date for Hermione and practically King...
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]]>2982falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/take-five-take-4-14-goblet-of-fire-65-01-70-00--60626632
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60626632Mon, 15 Jul 2024 03:00:05 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim discuss the fourteenth five minutes of Mike Newell's classic masterpiece. There's plenty to talk about this week, including twinspeak (times two), alliterations, dancing lessons, and the return of the OG...
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]]>5752falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/into-the-pensieve-because-of-winn-dixie--60626630Because of Winn-Dixie by Kate DiCamillo. Is Miss Franny Block really a librarian? Where do Litmus Lozenges get their flavor? And did Dave Matthews kill his chances at an acting career with his portrayal of Otis? Find out the answers to these questions and more! 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60550140Mon, 01 Jul 2024 03:00:02 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillIt's time to propery eulogize our favorite Slytherin head of house! Alice and Martha discuss Harry's successful procurement of the memory and Slughorn's impressive seventh book arc. “To friendship! To generosity! To ten Galleons a hair!” Please...
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]]>3551falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/horace-slughorn-character-study-part-2--60483185
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60483185Mon, 24 Jun 2024 03:00:04 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha continue their discussion about ol' Sluggy, who throws an amazing and not at all problematic Christmas party. Harry makes a valiant atttempt to get the memory from him (although the tampered memory was very convincing!). Finally, when...
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]]>3245falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/take-five-take-4-13-goblet-of-fire-60-01-65-00--60398505
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60256758Mon, 03 Jun 2024 03:00:03 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillIt's another mouse book this week! Alice and Martha discuss The Mouse and the Motorcycle by Beverly Cleary. Ralph might not be quite as sweet as Remy, but he's miles ahead of Stuart... and remember, mice grow up much faster than human boys! #boymouse...The Mouse and the Motorcycle by Beverly Cleary. Ralph might not be quite as sweet as Remy, but he's miles ahead of Stuart... and remember, mice grow up much faster than human boys! #boymouse

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]]>3667falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/seamus-finnigan-character-study-part-3--60182407
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60091830Mon, 20 May 2024 03:00:04 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha discuss Seamus in the fourth and fifth books. His storyline picks up speed as we meet his mom (or possibly a paid Craigslist actor??), see his passion for Irish Quidditch, and watch as he falls victim to the Daily Prophet propaganda. ...
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]]>3731falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/seamus-finnigan-character-study-part-1--59995696
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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children's books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week, and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats. 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59688589Mon, 29 Apr 2024 03:00:05 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha discuss the first unnamed character to win the Real Weirdo, Canonical John Major! This isn't a Fudge character study, and this isn't a Scrimgeour character study, and it isn't about the froglike man in the painting, either, although...
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]]>3783falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/take-five-take-4-12-goblet-of-fire-55-01-60-00--59576692Goblet of Fire... oooOOOhhhh! Harry fights the Horntail (what's that, boy??), Krum fights Rita, and Alice fights to understand perspective and time jumps!  

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59576692Mon, 22 Apr 2024 03:00:04 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillWell done, Dragon! Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim have made it through the first hour of Goblet of Fire... oooOOOhhhh! Harry fights the Horntail (what's that, boy??), Krum fights Rita, and Alice fights to understand perspective and time...Goblet of Fire... oooOOOhhhh! Harry fights the Horntail (what's that, boy??), Krum fights Rita, and Alice fights to understand perspective and time jumps!  

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]]>5517falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/into-the-pensieve-stuart-little--59452996Stuart Little is quite the canoe ride and is nothing like the sisters remembered. 

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59232269Mon, 01 Apr 2024 03:00:02 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillNeville's arc continues in the sixth book, though perhaps not quite as gracefully as readers might hope - there's still plenty of falling on his back, hitting his head, and of course, lighting his own pants on fire! Though Dean might still find him...
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]]>2843falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/neville-longbottom-character-study-part-5--59143476Order of the Phoenix.

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59081691Mon, 18 Mar 2024 03:00:01 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillIt's time for Neville Part 4, which of course covers Neville in the first half of the fifth book! Alice and Martha discuss his amazing birthday present, a potential new nickname, and the turning point for his character arc in this week's episode. ...
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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children's books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week, and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children's books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week, and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children's books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week, and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children's books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week, and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children's books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week, and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children's books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week, and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children's books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week, and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children's books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week, and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children's books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week, and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children's books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week, and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children's books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week, and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children's books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week, and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children's books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week, and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children's books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week, and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children's books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week, and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children's books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week, and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children’s books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children’s books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children’s books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children’s books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children’s books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children’s books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children’s books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children’s books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children's books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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 ]]>http://www.blogtalkradio.com/realweirdsisters/2016/08/08/harry-potter-and-the-sorcerers-stone-movie-reviewMon, 08 Aug 2016 05:00:00 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillThe Real Weird Sisters review the movie of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone with special guests Tim Ahlin (@shutuptim) and Paul Asleson (@paulasleson). Be aware that the show may contain spoilers for events which take place later in the series....
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Please subscribe to our show! Our first book club episode (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Chapter 1:  "The Boy Who Lived") will be released on Monday, April 11, 2016.]]>http://www.blogtalkradio.com/realweirdsisters/2016/03/29/preview-showTue, 29 Mar 2016 04:02:06 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillThe Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) tell about their Harry Potter fandom and what you can expect from their forthcoming podcast. Please subscribe to our show! Our first book club episode (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Chapter 1:  "The...
Please subscribe to our show! Our first book club episode (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Chapter 1:  "The Boy Who Lived") will be released on Monday, April 11, 2016.]]>981book club,children's books,harry potter,jk rowling,literaturefalsefull