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This bro excellently depicts what first world problems feel like

Thu, 01 Oct 2015 22:11:00 +0000

And it is disgustingly on point.

Air hostess busted making a lot of cash from joining people in the Mile High Club

Thu, 01 Oct 2015 20:29:00 +0000

She's pulled in over $1.5m in two years.

Yankee fan fails miserably to catch 3 loose balls in front of his girlfriend

Thu, 01 Oct 2015 20:21:00 +0000

This guy is just painful.

The funniest Top Comments from The Rock's Facebook page - September 2015

Thu, 01 Oct 2015 06:18:00 +0000

Every month, thousands of you visit The Rock's Facebook page to give us a piece of your mind. Here are some of your funniest comments (and Snaps) from September.

Clive was bored with his life so decided move to the States without telling anyone

Thu, 01 Oct 2015 05:51:00 +0000

He planned on leaving it all behind (including his girlfriend of 5 years) for an American woman he met online.

Jono and Ben Podcast Thursday 1 October

Thu, 01 Oct 2015 05:46:00 +0000

On Thursday's show - The conclusion of the "New Life Journey" and Motorsport legend Greg Murphy is in to talk Bathurst.

Drunk guy's response to his cheating ex is ridiculously brutal

Thu, 01 Oct 2015 02:25:00 +0000

Savage AF.

TV reporter gets hit by a car during live cross

Thu, 01 Oct 2015 01:18:00 +0000

Walk it off buddy.

Someone didn't want their lunch stolen from the office fridge so his co-workers trolled him

Wed, 30 Sep 2015 23:10:00 +0000

Things just got very passive aggressive in that office.

How much would it cost to be Batman?

Wed, 30 Sep 2015 22:44:00 +0000

A comic historian has broken down just how much it would cost to be the Dark Knight - and it ain't cheap.

Chick accidentally sends her boss a nude Snapchat and his response was very awkward

Wed, 30 Sep 2015 22:21:00 +0000

She won't be making that "mistake" again.

This guy fills watermelons with explosives and shoots them

Wed, 30 Sep 2015 21:35:00 +0000

Sounds like a great new Summer sport.

These guys make thousands of dollars a week waiting in line for other people

Wed, 30 Sep 2015 20:52:00 +0000

Literally getting paid to sit on your arse.

Jono and Ben Podcast Wednesday 30 September

Wed, 30 Sep 2015 07:08:00 +0000

On Wednesday's show - The New Life Journey has a serious twist and Punderstruck is back.

Surgery footage of a large shard of glass being removed from an eyeball has been released

Wed, 30 Sep 2015 05:53:00 +0000

How gross it too gross?

This toilet paper dispenser looks and sounds just like Chewbacca

Wed, 30 Sep 2015 01:30:00 +0000

Genius.

This 'thirsty' concrete can absorb over 3331 litres of water per minute

Tue, 29 Sep 2015 23:31:00 +0000

We can't stop watching - it's mesmerising.

New Zealand looks even more epic and badass in this new adventure sports video

Tue, 29 Sep 2015 22:29:00 +0000

A montage of people doing all the rad things in our country, like bungy-jumping, skydiving, canyoning, jetboating and more....the only thing we can knock about the video is the song choice.

Five Playboy Playmates playing sports (in slow motion, of course)

Tue, 29 Sep 2015 22:18:00 +0000

Not bad ball-handling skills there, ladies.

Jono and Ben Podcast Tuesday 29 September

Tue, 29 Sep 2015 06:13:00 +0000

On Tuesday's show - The 'New Life Vourney' continues and comedian Dai Henwood joins the lads for a chat.

Chick doesn't realise what kind of moshpit she's in

Tue, 29 Sep 2015 02:52:00 +0000

She really didn't see that wall of death coming...

Jono and Ben Podcast Monday 28 September

Tue, 29 Sep 2015 01:34:00 +0000

On Monday's show - The lads talk to Discovery Chanel explorer Ed Stafford and comedian Joey Moore is in to talk about his weekend.

"Things boys do we love" is some sappy shit but the Internet has a hilarious response

Tue, 29 Sep 2015 00:20:00 +0000

People taking the piss out of "things boys do we love" memes and the results are great.

Girl clearly breaks the three second rule and eats chips off a disgusting train floor

Mon, 28 Sep 2015 22:57:00 +0000

Also - this is the definition of white girl wasted.

People try virtual reality porn in public

Mon, 28 Sep 2015 22:26:00 +0000

Sounds like something we need to have in our lives.

Bank robber get caught after flaunting his cash on Facebook

Mon, 28 Sep 2015 21:17:00 +0000

Mate, rookie mistake.

UFC President laughed off 19 y/o pretty boy, until he saw him fight

Mon, 28 Sep 2015 20:57:00 +0000

Sage Northcutt was pegged for an over-tanned wannabe but proved everyone wrong and is now facing his first UFC fight.

Pearl Jam cover 'Redemption Song' (Bob Marley) with Beyonce

Mon, 28 Sep 2015 03:09:00 +0000

Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder pulled Beyonce on stage to do a cover of Bob Marley's Redemption Song at the 2015 Global Citizen Festival.

The kinkiest things porn stars have had to do

Mon, 28 Sep 2015 01:45:00 +0000

Adult entertainers share the kinkiest things they've had to do in their professions.

24 things people "accidentally" shelved (aka got stuck up their arse)

Sun, 27 Sep 2015 22:31:00 +0000

"It was an accident" - yeah, sure....

Genius tries to kill a bug with fire at petrol station

Sun, 27 Sep 2015 21:18:00 +0000

The gene pool is getting shallow.

Jono and Ben Podcast Friday 25 September

Fri, 25 Sep 2015 05:45:00 +0000

On Friday's show - Outrageous Fortune star Tammy Davis joins the lads for Pub Yarns and Jono loses his voice.

The Full Eighty: Jono and Ben talk about NZ v Namibia

Fri, 25 Sep 2015 01:10:00 +0000

New Zealand rolled out the B-Team for Namibia....and so did we. Jono and Ben breakdown the the NZ v Namibia game in the Full Eighty, cheers to KFC.

Life Swap; Tom gets Rog a surprise for the last day of their Life Swap

Fri, 25 Sep 2015 00:07:00 +0000

Tom could be in the doghouse for this one...

The Morning Rumble Podcast - Friday September 25

Thu, 24 Sep 2015 23:32:00 +0000

This morning on the show we talked about haunted flats, John Day was in the UK, and where you've run out of gas. Plus, the end of Life Swap and your free stuff life hacks

What happens when lads get on the piss and a $100 dare is thrown in the mix

Thu, 24 Sep 2015 23:22:00 +0000

We've heard of getting shitfaced on a pub crawl, but this is ridiculous.

Jono and Ben Podcast Thursday 24 September

Thu, 24 Sep 2015 06:07:00 +0000

On Thursday's show - Star Trek actor William Shatner is on the phone and the lads chat to kiwi band Villainy.

Jono tells William Shatner the worst joke in the world

Thu, 24 Sep 2015 06:06:00 +0000

"That is the dumbest friggin' joke I have ever heard" - unfortunately William, we've heard much worse from Jono.

Life Swap; The Morning Rumble hear from Tom's flatmate

Thu, 24 Sep 2015 05:24:00 +0000

Rog makes a terrible flatmate...turns out he's very loud at night.

Dude with two dicks has an Ask Me Anything on Reddit

Thu, 24 Sep 2015 04:43:00 +0000

"When you masturbate, how do you control the mouse?".

Chris Cornell covers Sinead O'Connor's "Nothing Compares 2 U"

Thu, 24 Sep 2015 02:39:00 +0000

What a voice.

Jiu Jitsu match ends when fighter pukes because he was farted on

Wed, 23 Sep 2015 23:41:00 +0000

The fight ends pretty quickly after one guy loses his lunch.

The Morning Rumble Podcast - Thursday September 24

Wed, 23 Sep 2015 23:32:00 +0000

This morning on the show we wanted to know that state of your sheets, your 10 year plans, and when you've outsytayed your welcome. Plus the latest on Life Swap, John Day from the UK, and a song about Pandas

Employees share photos of their boss asleep in the weirdest places

Wed, 23 Sep 2015 23:25:00 +0000

The real question is why doesn't he have a dick drawn on his face?

Shelton Woolright is set to take on Jesse Peach in the Fight for Life event

Wed, 23 Sep 2015 23:10:00 +0000

I Am Giant drummer Shelton Woolright will be taking on the 3 News reporter Jesse Peach in the charity boxing event.

Crazy man uses "stupid says what?" on his neighbour and fails hard

Wed, 23 Sep 2015 22:01:00 +0000

Neighbours At War would have a field day with this couple.

Small plane goes for a drive down busy street

Wed, 23 Sep 2015 20:33:00 +0000

Driver caught a small plane driving through California on his dashcam.

Jono and Ben Podcast Wednesday 23 September

Wed, 23 Sep 2015 06:50:00 +0000

On Wednesday's show - 'Punderstruck' is back and Director Dunc has a BIG secret.

Alisha learnt about the birds and the bees when she was hiding under her mum's bed

Wed, 23 Sep 2015 04:43:00 +0000

Her mother had sex on the bed above her while she was sneaking chocolates. And it gets worse.

Life Swap: Rog and Tom spend the night at each other's houses

Wed, 23 Sep 2015 03:05:00 +0000

Turns out neither can be trusted with the others' lady.

That awful "Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae)" song gets given the metal treatment

Wed, 23 Sep 2015 01:25:00 +0000

It's better than the original, but then again not much isn't.

The Morning Rumble Podcast - Wednesday September 23

Tue, 22 Sep 2015 23:45:00 +0000

This morning on the show we wanted to know when you got on the wrong side of your boss, and when your teacher was awesome. Plus John Day In The UK, the birds & the bees, and changing your sheets

Alice Cooper, Marilyn Manson and Steven Tyler sing 'Come Together' with Johnny Depp on guitar

Tue, 22 Sep 2015 22:50:00 +0000

Not sure if this will go down as one of the greatest covers of all time, but still pretty cool to seeing all these guys on stage together.

Babe uses her assets to land a news anchor role

Tue, 22 Sep 2015 21:56:00 +0000

This woman is going viral for her...unique screen test.

Dude shares gruesome video of his fresh shark bite

Tue, 22 Sep 2015 21:27:00 +0000

This guy was spear fishing in Hawaii when a tiger shark took a chunk out of his leg.

Man with bagpipes trolls a hate preacher

Tue, 22 Sep 2015 20:45:00 +0000

Not sure what he was bagging on about but he was drowned out in true Scottish style.

Jono and Ben Podcast Tuesday 22 September

Tue, 22 Sep 2015 06:28:00 +0000

On Tuesday's show - Story's Heather Du Plessis-Allan is on the show and the lads talk to a lady that eats washing powder.

Jono and Ben talk to the pregnant woman who can't stop eating laundry powder

Tue, 22 Sep 2015 04:59:00 +0000

We've heard of clean eating, but this is ridiculous.

Rog and Tom go to their new homes in Life Swap

Tue, 22 Sep 2015 03:33:00 +0000

Rog struggles with the state of his new flat and Tom makes a very questionable father.

They can't keep their mouths off balls on 7 Days of Sport

Tue, 22 Sep 2015 02:07:00 +0000

Your favourite NZ comedians are bringing the first ever sporty version of the hugely popular 7 Days to TV3.

WWE 2K16 'Raise Some Hell' gameplay trailer

Tue, 22 Sep 2015 01:50:00 +0000

Featuring the faces you grew up watching - like Stone Cold, The Rock, Undertaker, Mankind and a heaps of others - plus even The Terminator! - this game is really appealing to our nostalgia.

The Morning Rumble Podcast - Tuesday September 22

Tue, 22 Sep 2015 00:24:00 +0000

This morning on the show we wanted to know about your parties that escalated, and your dares that ended in a hospital visit. Plus how are Rog and Tom going in their Life Swap and who found the Bryce Statue?

Richie McCaw gets rinsed out by coach Steve Hansen for trying to fix his headphones

Mon, 21 Sep 2015 21:30:00 +0000

Shag telling Richie off like he's a little school boy. This is great!

Man has a really close call with a giant sheet of glass

Mon, 21 Sep 2015 21:21:00 +0000

How he didn't get sliced in half is mind-blowing.

Ronda Rousey admits to having a lot of pre-fight sex

Mon, 21 Sep 2015 20:38:00 +0000

She likes to take a pounding before giving one.

Dear John Key, PLEASE come on our TV show. Sincerely, Jono and Ben.

Mon, 21 Sep 2015 06:08:00 +0000

Jono and Ben want John Key on their TV show more than the PM loves a good ol' tug on a ponytail - which is saying something.

Jono and Ben Podcast Monday 21 September

Mon, 21 Sep 2015 05:59:00 +0000

On Monday's show - It's Richie McCaw day and Jono says he has got the man himself organised for an interview.

This definitely isn't a fake Richie McCaw interview with Jono and Ben

Mon, 21 Sep 2015 05:33:00 +0000

What would make you think otherwise?

Cheeky little kid takes a cheeky little shit in the middle of a supermarket

Mon, 21 Sep 2015 04:24:00 +0000

He stealthily drops a brown nuggie out of his shorts and waddles off so nonchalantly. This kid is going places.

Rog and Tom begin their week of Life Swap

Mon, 21 Sep 2015 02:20:00 +0000

To kick off their Life Swap, Rog and Tom swapped clothes....and toothbrushes.

Irish fans goes crazy watching Japan beat South Africa

Sun, 20 Sep 2015 23:28:00 +0000

Good luck spotting the sober one.

The Morning Rumble Podcast - Monday September 21

Sun, 20 Sep 2015 23:22:00 +0000

This morning on the show we talked to John Day and Jeff Wilson about the All Blacks vs Argentina World Cup game. Plus, why did you never going flatting and can Rog and Tom swap lives?

Idiot in an Evo cuts off motorcyclist then spins out

Sun, 20 Sep 2015 21:56:00 +0000

How does that Karma feel?

The Full Eighty: Episode 1 - Tom and Rog break down NZ vs Argentina

Sun, 20 Sep 2015 21:39:00 +0000

Join Tom and Rog in the first episode of The Full Eighty cheers to KFC, including never-seen-before footage of 'that' trip (kind of).

Dude spikes his brother's drink with Viagra

Sun, 20 Sep 2015 20:52:00 +0000

Dick move.

Jono and Ben's Weekly 10 Podcast 18 September

Fri, 18 Sep 2015 05:50:00 +0000

Weekly 10 Podcast - All of the best bits of the week.

This guy went on a date and shat himself, so he made a cartoon of it

Fri, 18 Sep 2015 04:51:00 +0000

Because...why not?

Rog, Bryce and Tom find out who is the strongest on the team

Fri, 18 Sep 2015 04:04:00 +0000

In front of all the ladies from the Rock office, the Morning Rumble lads battled it out to see who was the most powerful of the three in a truck-pulling competition.

Girl on Tinder uses awesome zombie apocalypse ice breaker, but the dude just doesn't get it

Thu, 17 Sep 2015 23:29:00 +0000

The guy just can't take the hint.

Guy doesn't let a bit of vomit get in the way of winning a beer drinking contest

Thu, 17 Sep 2015 22:36:00 +0000

Sick effort bro.

Lad challenges someone to a drag at the lights, turns out to be an undercover cop

Thu, 17 Sep 2015 03:24:00 +0000

Good luck trying to get out of that one.

College football player rips off another's helmet and smacks him with it

Thu, 17 Sep 2015 00:24:00 +0000

Pretty sure that's not what the helmets are for...

Emily Blunt and Stephen Colbert have a fake vomit-off

Wed, 16 Sep 2015 23:47:00 +0000

This was a lot funnier than we thought.

This guy changed the system sounds on his PC to this aroused noise

Wed, 16 Sep 2015 23:41:00 +0000

We're thinking of doing the same in our office with Roger Farrelly's dulcet tones.

Man unknowingly tries to score drugs from a police officer

Wed, 16 Sep 2015 23:24:00 +0000

You can bet he got busted.

Ex-England captain Matt Dawson mocks the All Blacks with the 'Hakarena'

Wed, 16 Sep 2015 21:09:00 +0000

It's a cross between the haka and the tragic 90s dance, The Macarena. And it's as lame as it sounds.

Muppet takes aim and shoots his own truck

Wed, 16 Sep 2015 20:30:00 +0000

Some people should not have access to guns.

Reporter gets licked on live TV

Tue, 15 Sep 2015 21:17:00 +0000

The look from disgust to approval when he realises it was a cute girl is excellent.

The video of Bryce's bronze statue sinking to the bottom of Lake Taupo

Tue, 15 Sep 2015 06:34:00 +0000

Swimming with a 20kg statue, hmmm the boys didn't think that one through.

"The French, for instance, love the cock" - ACT Party leader David Seymour puts his foot in it

Tue, 15 Sep 2015 05:38:00 +0000

He was talking about flags, but he ended up turning the conversation topic into something completely different.

The dumbest things Rock listeners have said or heard

Tue, 15 Sep 2015 05:17:00 +0000

Here are the best texts we were sent when we asked you, what is the dumbest thing you've said or heard?

Jono and Ben make Taylor Swift's music bogan-friendly

Mon, 14 Sep 2015 06:56:00 +0000

Taylor Swift gets given the bogan treatment, cheers to Jono and Ben.

Are you NZ's Strongest's Tradie?

Fri, 11 Sep 2015 05:55:00 +0000

Are you made of power? If you think you're NZ's strongest tradie, AEG have your chance to win $3000 worth of power tools to fill your ute.

Jono and Ben's Weekly 10 Podcast 11 September

Fri, 11 Sep 2015 02:37:00 +0000

Weekly 10 Podcast - All the best bits from the week.

The Morning Rumble Podcast - Friday September 11

Thu, 10 Sep 2015 23:47:00 +0000

This morning on the show we wanted to know if you went missing as a kid, and what was stuck inside you. Plus we #RiseForLuke, hear the final of El Roberto, and ask if you'd rather go to The Playboy Mansion or the Rugby World Cup Final?

New Zealand's most tragic tattoos

Thu, 10 Sep 2015 03:11:00 +0000

Mike was on the hunt for New Zealand's most tragic tattoos - and you guys brought the noise. Check out some of the worst ink jobs in the country.

The Morning Rumble Podcast - Thursday September 10

Thu, 10 Sep 2015 00:12:00 +0000

On the show this morning we wanted to know if you developed quickly (or not), what you broke really quickly after getting it, and if you'd gone AWOL as a child. Plus, what's next for Bryce's Statue, El Roberto, and #RiseForLuke

The man who couldn't spell EYES takes on Director Dunc in a spelling competition

Wed, 09 Sep 2015 06:17:00 +0000

Jono and Ben chat to NZ's latest Internet sensation and test his spelling abilities.

Jono and Ben ask the man himself how he feels about Richie McCaw Day

Wed, 09 Sep 2015 06:00:00 +0000

Well...sort of.

The Morning Rumble Podcast - Wednesday September 9

Tue, 08 Sep 2015 23:39:00 +0000

This morning on the show we wanted to know if you've ever been blackmailed, and we heard the latest from El Roberto. Plus, we finally got to see Bryce's Statue.