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         <title>Irresponsible use of fireworks #2</title>
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         <title>Irresponsible use of fireworks: #3</title>
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         <title>The Tourism Paeroa Roadshow - Episode 6</title>
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         <description>Once Colin gets over his 'size envy' issues with the Te Puke kiwifruit, he meets some very lovely 'Kiwifruit Ambassadors'.</description>
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         <title>Dave Dobbyn plays LIVE in-studio</title>
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         <title>Not very talented</title>
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         <title>Bryce's Beatdown</title>
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         <title>Halloween prank fail</title>
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         <description>Now who's scared, huh?</description>
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         <title>Slash teams up with ... the Pussycat Dolls?</title>
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         <title>The Bat Man</title>
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         <description>Keeping the streets scared at night - it's the Bat Man!</description>
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         <title>Don't flash and drive</title>
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         <description>This is way more distracting than talking on a mobile phone!</description>
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         <title>Hopping green lowrider</title>
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         <title>Mascot madness</title>
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         <title>The Tourism Paeroa Roadshow - Episode 5</title>
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         <description>Colin arrives to sample the egg-perfumed air of tourist haven RotoVegas.</description>
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         <title>Old-school Monster Trucks</title>
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         <title>PM of acting like a douche</title>
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         <title>Slash did WHAT?</title>
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         <title>Woman driver?</title>
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         <title>The World's Strongest Boy</title>
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         <title>7 Days - Throat</title>
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         <title>Get out the freaking way!</title>
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         <title>In the can...</title>
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         <title>Don't mess with the police</title>
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