The Rockstar Journals

2009-07-07T08:34:00.001+03:00

A tribute...Great beaters great ads...

2009-07-07T08:15:00.003+03:00

Justice..?You can´t make up this shit. I have been wanting to pass comment about P Divvy lately but like any terminal illness it is inappropriate to talk about it in front of the dying person, and I know the springbok reads rockstar.However, I famous P Divvy, has had is inebriated tongue curtailed by the most unexpected source. Sports Minister Makhenkesi Stofile has told P Divvy to sober up.

2009-07-06T08:28:00.001+03:00

Fantastic British Humour...*BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2) *Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is?Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point.Theakston: There's a clue in the title.Contestant: Leicester.*BBC NORFOLK*Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with *What A Wonderful World*?Contestant: I don't know.White: I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between

2009-07-06T05:39:00.000+03:00

Monday Girl...Hi five? And begin.

2009-07-03T16:56:00.003+03:00

We have a new leader...This was sent in by a rockstar friend. It is an incredible thing to witness the naming of Afrikaans children. Roll call at koshuis must have been a hoot. This is the Griffons run on side to face the A& G Lions in a Currie Cup warm up this weekend. Look out for numbers 7 and 4.Teams: Griffons: 15 Tertius Maarman; 14 Darryl Coeries, 13 Eddie Fredericks, 12 Werner Griesel, 11

2009-07-02T17:52:00.008+03:00

Trench Day 153: Surfing...My employers are fuckin sneaking. They found we have scant aptitude to work all day so in our entire building there is one photocopy machine, two phonelines in working conditions and absolutely no access to email, the interweb, a printer, a computer...it is a friggan miracle there is even cellphone reception in my building.Please see 25 Feb below!!!Fuck it is a miracle

2009-07-02T17:36:00.004+03:00

Thursday's car...Car of the day. Hey, it checks your blindspot..!

2009-07-02T17:31:00.004+03:00

Blackberry is better...roger that..This is undisputed photographic evidence that a blackberry is better than the old Iphone. (if you're not packing the 3GS you might as well call that fuckin thing an ipod) You see this photo taken at Wimbledon? It cut Roger's arm off. Impossible to this that a blackberry could do that! Although, also impossible to think the blackberry's battery would have lasted

2009-07-01T18:20:00.007+03:00

Memoirs from the Trenches: Part IAt the time of graduation I was totally oblivious to how unlucky I was to earn the cap and the robe. Although the time was accompanied with much relief and a fuzzy feeling of achievement I had scant idea of what was to follow. It turns out graduating was the biggest white elephant I have ever pulled into a room - and has history will show I am not that big on

2009-07-01T18:09:00.003+03:00

Harsh but fair...*Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only questionAsked was:-**The United States of Africa?"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the foodShortage in the rest of the world?"The survey was a huge failure because of the following:In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage"

2009-07-01T08:13:00.004+03:00

Thirteen...Some momentous things have happened in recent times. We finally gotrid Puke Watson. Pi Diddy is on the cusp of hanging himself with hisown whistle lanyard and Michael Jackson faked his own death.Also South Africa managed to succesfully host a world class soccercompetition. The jury is out as to what exactly was the hilight of theConfed Cup was but we're confident - more so than in our

2009-06-30T17:09:00.003+03:00