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Nintendo: A publisher’s worst nightmare

Church — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:19:59 +0000

Of the various console builders active these days, the most dominant on it’s own platforms is most certainly Nintendo. Whilst the amount of titles released by Nintendo isn’t really staggering, though far from small, their sales certainly compensate. This picture shows how the situation in Japan is. I wouldn’t want to be a third party developer/publisher there…

Killing with cones in Halo 3

Jasper — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:25:18 +0000

You can get really creative with Halo 3 and all the objects that are in the levels, but I’ve never seen anyone making a kill with a cone. This guy does it and with style! The cone flies through a large part of the level and still has the velocity to make a kill.

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And as a little bonus, here’s another Halo 3 video with an epic betrayal. Enjoy!

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The Grand Theft Auto 4 hype is climaxing!

Jasper — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:04:33 +0000

Grand Theft Auto 4 will be released next week and it’s being promotoed all over the place. I really like this one, because over here in the Netherlands you almost never see ads like this. America, fuck yeah!

C4 is useful in your Call of Duty 4 class?

Jasper — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:55:59 +0000

I always thought that C4 was worthless in Call of Duty 4 and today I discovered I was wrong. Who would have thought that using C4 in CoD4 is an artform. I’m going to give it a shot later tonight, but let me show you the master:

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Does that rule or what?

Chicks, ruining your attention span

Jasper — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:46:20 +0000

I like motivational posters. I even have one on my door with a picture of myself and the text “AWESOMENESS, suit up! This is gonna be legendary” (serious truth). I won’t bother you with that picture, you’ll probably like this chick a lot better

Wii Fit is awesome

Jasper — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:09:52 +0000

Wii Fit is just around the corner and it’s so awesome. It will bring back memories of that space behind the house with that scary grass. It even has a game that takes me back when I dared to venture outside and play with other children, you know with a hula hoop? I desperately want this game, because I love standing in front of my tv. Check out this great clip demonstrating all the great features of Wii Fit.

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Mario looks like Manuel? Hell no!

Jasper — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:18:46 +0000

MSN.com compared video game characters to celebrities and they did a really good job. Except for one… They compared Manuel Sachs (from fawlty towers) with Mario. See for yourself:

Jane Douglas is either completely ignorant or the people at Microsoft didn’t dare to compare Mario with Ron Jeremy, yes the pornstar. Hell, he even did a mario photoshoot. You be the judge:

GT5P compared to real life

Jasper — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:16:35 +0000

Gran Turismo 5 prologue is here for all the babies that can’t wait for the real thing. In my opinion it’s nothing more than a really big demo that you have to pay for, but one thing I can’t deny is that it looks really great. Senor-Ding-Dong has made a video that compares snapshots from the game with real life pictures. Really impressive!

World of Warcraft is never gonna give up

Jasper — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:10:56 +0000

Yes, you’ve been rickrolled by World of Warcraft. Rick Astley will haunt you everywhere, it’s a shame that this internetjoke has gone mainstream, let’s hope the lolcats want face the same fate. Never gonna give it up!

RC Car plays Mario Theme

Jasper — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:41:23 +0000

The Super Mario Theme has been done on all sorts of instruments and YouTube is full of them, but this one is really nice. Someone plays the theme by brushing up against correctly placed, to represent the notes, glass bottles with an RC Car. This must have taken hours to set up. I love it!

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