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Why is my blog called The Ruby Elephant? I don’t know. Why are you questioning me? I don’t even know you. Creeper. 



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  })();</description><title>The Ruby Elephant</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @rubyelephant)</generator><link>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/</link><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheRubyElephant" /><feedburner:info xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" uri="therubyelephant" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" /><item><title>Tragic Event in Japan</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I just wanted to take the  time to say that my heart goes out to the friends and families affected  by the events unfolding in Japan at this time.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;My school, Central Washington University, hosts a  small population of Japanese students from our sister school in Tokyo. I  can&amp;#8217;t imagine what they&amp;#8217;re going through right now, and I hope they can  find some comfort in each others presence as well as through the CWU  student body.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;-SocRel&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3788495368</link><guid>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3788495368</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 11:19:00 -0800</pubDate><category>japan</category><category>tsunami</category><category>earthquake</category><category>natural disaster</category></item><item><title>… I spend entirely too much time on memebase.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhtnocgcn41qh2fd8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;… I spend entirely too much time on memebase.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3756411709</link><guid>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3756411709</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 19:14:36 -0800</pubDate><category>meme</category><category>memebase</category></item><item><title>Sorry, the picture is a bit blurry! I snapped this photo at a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhryudK9qs1qh2fd8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sorry, the picture is a bit blurry! I snapped this photo at a grocery store in Grand Cayman.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3737458726</link><guid>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3737458726</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 21:20:37 -0800</pubDate><category>funny</category><category>product</category><category>odd name</category></item><item><title>My new tattoo! It’s not done yet — the bird still...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhrym6JvZt1qh2fd8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My new tattoo! It’s not done yet — the bird still needs to be colored in. It is on my upper left thigh and I absolutely love it!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3737381919</link><guid>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3737381919</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 21:15:41 -0800</pubDate><category>tattoo</category><category>bird</category><category>body art</category><category>ink</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgrrr7xInm1qbm4coo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3737299973</link><guid>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3737299973</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 21:10:35 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Heck yes. Blanket = force field. We learn this in the crib,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhrb54H46K1qh2fd8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Heck yes. Blanket = force field. We learn this in the crib, people. We also learn to jump, quite literally, into bed, so nothing shoots out from underneath it and grabs our feet. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3727766556</link><guid>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3727766556</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2011 12:48:40 -0800</pubDate><category>bed</category><category>meme</category><category>memebase</category></item><item><title>I’m a total geek about anime, but it’s kind of a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lho0l06cJE1qh2fd8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m a total geek about anime, but it’s kind of a secret, so don’t tell anyone.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Definitely a fan of Ouran High School Host Club (pictured above). If you click on the picture, it will take you to a site where you can watch episodes in either English or Japanese with English subtitles.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If there are any fellow anime lovers out there, particularly those who might still be in the closet about it like me, feel free to recommend your favorites! &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3692660075</link><guid>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3692660075</guid><pubDate>Sun, 06 Mar 2011 18:07:48 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>New Tattoo!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I got a new tattoo today and I am totally in love with it. Will be posting pictures later, once I take off the bandage and clean off all the gooey A&amp;amp;D ointment.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And in other news&amp;#8230; um, well, I don&amp;#8217;t really have other news. Er, only two weeks until spring break! Woohoo.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3677057806</link><guid>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3677057806</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Mar 2011 23:59:54 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="243" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yL_FMpE4zeU?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3616339525</link><guid>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3616339525</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2011 22:31:13 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>… that’s me every camping trip when it’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgbkjoIw2I1qh2fd8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;… that’s me every camping trip when it’s s’more time. Source: memebase.com&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3187028345</link><guid>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3187028345</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Feb 2011 14:16:36 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Aaaaaaaannnnnnd That's Another Reason to Not Have a Child:</title><description>Best Friend (J): I can't wait until my brother's baby has its first poo explosion. &lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Me: What do you mean?&lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
J: You know, when the baby's diaper gets too full and basically explodes out of it. It'll be a nice wake up call for him. &lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
Me: ... That's disgusting. &lt;br /&gt;&#xD;
J: Yeah, I think I'd rather get a new baby than deal with the mess. </description><link>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3178912203</link><guid>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3178912203</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Feb 2011 01:08:26 -0800</pubDate><category>baby</category><category>parenthood</category><category>dirty diaper</category></item><item><title>Website I Love: Regretsy</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.regretsy.com"&gt;Website I Love: Regretsy&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;A collection of regrettable postings, listings, advertising, and other mess ups found in the vast space of the internet. Sometimes raunchy and NSFW. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3178814888</link><guid>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3178814888</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Feb 2011 00:52:29 -0800</pubDate><category>regretsy</category><category>website</category><category>funny</category><category>NSFW</category></item><item><title>The First Post</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ve set up this blog out of boredom.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Boredom and procrastination. I have a ton of homework tonight and no real motivation to start. I&amp;#8217;ve also just downed a 16-0z energy drink, so sleep is definitely out of the question.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don&amp;#8217;t really know what this blog is going to be about. I&amp;#8217;m not an expert on anything, really. I&amp;#8217;m not an artist, so there won&amp;#8217;t be any edgy nude-y photographs or abstract oil pastel penises&amp;#8230; that&amp;#8217;s what makes art hip, right?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m very private about my writing, especially when it&amp;#8217;s not finished, so you won&amp;#8217;t be subjected to it (yet).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Heck, I don&amp;#8217;t even really fully know how to operate this blog stuff, so you might never even SEE this post&amp;#8230; it&amp;#8217;ll be lost in cyberspace. Forever.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Eh, we&amp;#8217;ll see how this goes. Maybe I&amp;#8217;ll write about funny experiences I&amp;#8217;ve had. Or how my day went. Or some new lame joke I heard but secretly (not so secretly) adored.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SPEAKING of which&amp;#8230; why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fo&amp;#8217;drizzle&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Heh. Get it? &amp;#8216;Cause the rain&amp;#8230; never mind.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have two pet rats. That&amp;#8217;s a new little tidbit for you to chew on. Their names are Merlin and Zed and I love them. They&amp;#8217;re both named after wizards! Merlin after, well, you know, and Zed is short for Zeddicus Zu&amp;#8217;l Zorander, who is a wizard on &amp;#8216;The Legend of the Seeker&amp;#8217;. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love that show.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;God, I just reread that paragraph and realized how geeky it sounded. I&amp;#8217;m very tempted to delete it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Speaking of God, I&amp;#8217;m a religious studies major, but I&amp;#8217;m also an atheist. Is that weird? I &lt;em&gt;like &lt;/em&gt;religion, but I don&amp;#8217;t want to &lt;em&gt;believe &lt;/em&gt;in it. It&amp;#8217;s like saying &amp;#8220;I like you, but I don&amp;#8217;t want to &lt;em&gt;be with&lt;/em&gt; you.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Where was I going with this? Oh, yeah, so just because I&amp;#8217;m a religious studies major, don&amp;#8217;t think I&amp;#8217;m gonna be all preachy and churchy. &amp;#8216;Cause I&amp;#8217;m not, and you can&amp;#8217;t make me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m also a sociology major.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I know. My career is pretty much a done deal after I graduate. &lt;strong&gt;Not.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That&amp;#8217;s why I&amp;#8217;ve got my writing as a fall back! That&amp;#8217;s a smart move, right? Right?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hm. Maybe I need to rethink my life decisions.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My favorite animal is the Elephant. That&amp;#8217;s right, an Elephant. They get a capital letter because they are rad.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They remember everything. I wish I remembered everything. Like earlier tonight, that wou-&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh, crap, my laundry. BRB.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Holy cow. There you go, my horrible memory in full display. Here I am talking about how much my memory sucks, and I forgot to get my laundry out of the dryer from three hours ago. And in a residence hall, that&amp;#8217;s a dangerous game to play.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyway. Earlier tonight, it would have been great to have an Elephant&amp;#8217;s (CAPITAL) memory when my friend Jessie was telling me where we were going to meet up.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I asked her three times where. And three times, she told me the student union building ballroom.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Where did I go?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The theater.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But it&amp;#8217;s okay. My friends accept me for who I am.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So&amp;#8230; yeah. First post. Woo. I&amp;#8217;m going to try and figure tumblr out now.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3178191899</link><guid>http://rubyelephant.tumblr.com/post/3178191899</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 23:21:56 -0800</pubDate><category>boredom</category><category>homework</category><category>life</category><category>jokes</category><category>Legend of the Seeker</category><category>College</category><category>University</category><category>Religion</category><category>Sociology</category><category>Writing</category><category>Elephants</category></item></channel></rss>
