The Rude Hamptons - Tales of People Behaving Badly In Long Island's Summer Playground

Do as I do, not as you do

Editor — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 02:28:34 +0000

I can’t stand it! HELLO?!!! The car behind me was flashing his blue emergency light in the windshield (volunteer firefighter rushing to a call) …me in bumper-to-bumper traffic just outside of Bridgehampton … I finally was able to pull into an opening between two utility vehicles parked on the side of the road to let [...]

Accusations of Bestiality outside Bobby Vans

Editor — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 04:23:04 +0000

I had lunch outside of Bobby Vans a few weeks ago. Was told that I needed to tie my dog at a near by bench because dogs were not allowed under the table. No problem, I understood. So I tied my little poodle/bichon on a bench about 2 feet away so I could be close [...]

Look who’s nesting in the Piping Plovers nest

Editor — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 01:03:02 +0000

Nice to see humans exerting their dominate position in the food chain. Picture is on Facebook click here.

Blind spots on Three Mile Harbor road

Editor — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 00:52:27 +0000

A number of years ago, this was the rudest thing that happened to me and my husband. We were at the intersection of Springs Fireplace Road and Three Mile Harbor road when a large suv swung in on our right and purposely blocked our view so we couldn’t see if any traffic was coming down Three Mile Harbor road. [...]

Can everyone just be nice?

Editor — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 00:38:49 +0000

I have been enjoying some of the stories on your website. I notice there are very few if any stories of rude people that live out here full-time. I am sick of the loud, jersey shore type thumping music that our “local” neighbors grown kids play all weekend out here. I cannot believe how much is charged for the [...]

Citizens on patrol in Southampton

Editor — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 02:37:12 +0000

About 6 yrs ago, my husband who is a volunteer fireman, while camping at Coopers Beach attending the Southampton muster. This little old lady with her VW bug was turning around in the parking lot. She hit a truck, hit the same truck again in her attempt to turn around and [...]

Wear your pee pants to see Colin Quinn at Guild Hall

Editor — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 02:12:40 +0000

Just got back from seeing Colin Quinn in Long Story Short at Guild Hall. What a great performance especially for the Hamptons. Colin provides some hilarious insight into the human psych and it’s highly applicable to the rude behavior out here. If you have time, check him out. - The Editor

Watch out for land mines at Main Beach

Editor — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 02:30:10 +0000

It’s come to our attention that some really rude behavior is happening down at Main Beach. Yes, the Main Beach that’s the number four best beach in America. Apparently there are people walking their dogs in the early morning and late evening and not cleaning up after them. That leaves everyone else to fend for themselves. We’re wondering [...]

Yo Adrian…check out this outdoor ring

Editor — Sun, 05 Jun 2011 14:43:58 +0000

Hearing from a reliable source that down in Springs there are backyard boxing matches being held on a regular basis. In a clearing behind a house the spectators line up and two dudes punch each other to a bloody finish. - The Editor

Calling the 2011 Summer

Editor — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 12:48:29 +0000

It’s officially spring and what I’m wondering is what will the 2011 Hamptons summer season bring from a rudeness rating? Right about now the renters are taking their tours with realtors to find their dream rental home and the owners are getting their estates all gussied up. Realtors please share your stories. Will the reports of rudeness will [...]