The Ruthless Yolandas Podcast

TRY#8-Introduce MacbookPro!, a night in the park, and Vanessa Branch?

ruthlessyolanda@gmail.com (Jaide and Jeff) — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 00:55:13 +0000

Hello, our loyal minions! We apologize for our long delay in posting, but we hope you appreciate our wacky antics nonetheless! This is the first podcast done on Jaide’s shiny new MacbookPro! Remember, we love the comments, betches, so chat us up at trypodcast@gmail.com or leave us a comment on the site!

Music for this week’s podcast was taken from ‘Home’ by Zero 7. You can see more about Zero 7 here.

TRY#7-Introducing Christie!, lesbians will get you C’s in band, and wake up call for Jaide!

ruthlessyolanda@gmail.com (Jaide and Jeff) — Sun, 03 Jun 2007 23:19:17 +0000

Joining us in the studio this week is our good friend Christie. Yay for Christie! We talk about graduation practice and plans and stuff, funny shit about what Jaide really looks like in the morning, and some good old-fashioned lesbian make-out sessions between Christie and Jenny. Also, what’s a good name for shout-outs that isn’t already taken? I was thinking of giving ‘Hot Pussy’ awards to loyal fans each week….

Music for this week’s podcast was taken from ‘Victorians’ by Gregory and the Hawk. You can see more about GatH here.

TRY#6-Introducing Jenny!, shoes, and when tanning goes wrong.

ruthlessyolanda@gmail.com (Jaide and Jeff) — Sun, 20 May 2007 23:39:33 +0000

We at the TRY Podcast Team are proud to introduce to you a semi-permanent fixture to the show: Jenny! Following a discussion about wisdom teeth (with some funny stories thrown in there), we discuss how much we all hate the idea of graduation and what we think Jaide’s gonna wear under her robe (my guess is feety pajamas; Jenny says she’ll go nude). With THAT many shoes, it’s possible that Jaide might not be a lesbo! Jaide got wet; that sound you heard was Jenny and me high-fiving. Don’t worry; I was only deep throating Jaide’s mic. Yay for Mandarin! (Background noise provided by my mom setting up a hella-awesome taco night).

Following the current trend of things, theme music for tonight’s episode was taken from ‘Shoes’ by Kelly. You can see more about Kelly here.

TRY#5-A switch to Skype, proper introductions, and magnet school reunions

ruthlessyolanda@gmail.com (Jaide and Jeff) — Sun, 20 May 2007 23:24:37 +0000

The Ruthless Yolandas feel the pain of lagging on this week’s episode! We started on MSN, then switched to Skype, but lag’s still there. Also, info on Jaide and Jeffrey’s masturbation habits. Graduation’s near: can you feel it in the air? Well, our weird friends are coming to watch, anyway. What goes on at magnet school reunions? The punch gets spiked, of course! I promise, this episode is more entertaining than its summary.

Intro/outro music for this episode taken from ‘Modern Girls and Old Fashioned Men’ by The Strokes featuring Regina Spektor. For more information, you can find The Strokes here and you can find Regina Spektor here.

TRY#4-Paint it black, edit Bess Rogers, and a reformat.

ruthlessyolanda@gmail.com (Jaide and Jeff) — Thu, 17 May 2007 00:27:11 +0000

On a very special Ruthless Yolandas podcast, Jaide remembers Nanoloop, which she was suppose to tell me about a month ago (and she says it in a drunk voice). I like my techno like I like my men…not really. More stories from the Art department of RHS and Chubby-Bunny Jenny action figure! Batteries not included. Speaking of batteries, it’s National Masturbation month. Very bad Mandarin Chinese is spoken on my part, a few references to alternative/indie/new age music are made, great fun is had by all.

Music for the week’s podcast taken from ‘Spaz Dance v2′ by DJ Saltz. For more information on DJ Saltz and all of his music experiments, drop us a line at trypodcast@gmail.com.

TRY#3-Fashion don’ts, funny stories, and random stuff

ruthlessyolanda@gmail.com (Jaide and Jeff) — Fri, 04 May 2007 00:52:42 +0000

Jaide and Jeffrey have got some stories to share (and probably too much information again). Listen at your own risk: contains funny stories and references to sensual topics.

TRY#2-Drunk mothers, King of Computer Product Delays, and Can you hear us now?

ruthlessyolanda@gmail.com (Jaide and Jeff) — Fri, 20 Apr 2007 00:22:56 +0000

After a short delay, the Yolandas are back in a special episode about MSN fucking up voice chat. Though you might not hear Jaide, she has a few updates from the World of Apple. Your mother might be lying about those ‘out-of-town trips’ she’s been making. Have you played with your Goog yet?

TRY#1-Introducing Jaide and Jeffrey!, tech talk, and spicy watermelon jelly pops

ruthlessyolanda@gmail.com (Jaide and Jeff) — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 21:46:30 +0000

This week, Jaide and Jeff present their pilot episode, complete with a lengthy discussion on computer stuff that Jeff just doesn’t understand, a few stories of what happens during Spring Break in Ruston, and probably too much information!