the samlar

For the third time...

2011-12-29T14:54:00.001-08:00

I have to apologize for neglecting you! I will return!

10 facts not everyone knows.

2011-04-12T03:53:00.000-07:00

10 Little known facts.

1). Fart gasses escape from the rectum at 10mph.

2). Muslims are forbidden to eat rocks.

3). It's impossible to touch your knee with your elbow.

4). If you thin out PVC glue with enough water, it tastes like milk.

5). Men are genetically closer to hedgehogs then women are.

6). It's illegal to eat vanilla fudge in 2 states.

7). George W. bush has the highest IQ of any president, dead or alive.

8). Prior to 1955, a well groomed mustache was required before an Englishman could represent his country in any sporting event.

9). Adding baking soda and vinegar with make your scrambled eggs fluffier.

10). Only one of these facts are true.

Well there you have it.

Feel free to leave feedback, and your own little known facts :).

2011-04-12T03:37:00.001-07:00

WOW!

It's been a while guys, i'm sorry i forgot about you, its just that since i was banned from adsense ( AND LOST £130) i really couldn't be bothered with this blog!

BUT I'M BACK BABY.

2010-11-01T05:03:00.000-07:00

Squidoo?

Ever heard of it?

NO?!

well you need to now!

Basically its a website where you can earn money by writing articles, known as lenses.

You earn money pretty much the same way as anything else, through ad clicks and views.

Its pretty cool, you can check out my first lens here http://www.squidoo.com/10-reasons-why-retro-consoles-will-always-be-better- and if you feel like signing up then do so at this link :)

http://www.squidoo.com/lensmaster/referral/sammy9212

... that is all :)

2010-10-27T04:07:00.000-07:00

Now i never thought id be the kind to play minecraft!

But dear god i'm hooked!

I don't know how or why i've become to be totally and irretrievably obsessed with this game!

all i do know is....

its A.M.A.Z.I.N.G!

The freedom it gives you! everything you can do! Cave exploring, house building, you can run around killing monster or you could just bust out the trusty TNT and demolish an entire mountain, ( all though my computer struggles to handle the amount of TNT you would need ).

My favorite at the moment would be, trapping cows or sheep, building a massive house of TNT for them, then sit back as the LOLZ ensue.

I'm not being payed to endorse this game, i'm just a fan ;).

So, go out, watch some videos of it, buy it :).

before.

After 205 boxes of TNT.

2010-10-23T16:19:00.000-07:00

Aaaaaah the weekend :) time to relax!

wait no i never get to relax :/

With all the stuff thats going on lately the thing i'm praying for most is...

some time with my beautiful girlfriend!

I only ever get to see her for like 2 hours a night,

I finish late and she has to be in early for college the next day :(.

I'm really missing her!

I NEED A HUG. :(

God i love her.

2010-10-19T14:40:00.000-07:00

What a week :(.

well to start it off, my insomnia kicks off again, so i though "eh no big deal".

It starts getting really bad so i start taking some sleeping tablets once more.

Friday night though, dear god my world fell apart.

It turns out that my parents have decided to split up!

Great do this as soon as i'm starting to get over my depression, gee thanks guys :)

Now the bad part is, i work in a supermarket, so i don't get the biggest wage packet,

as my mother has decided to move out she will be finding some where else to live.

She now expects me to carry on paying her rent, when she doesn't live here, my dad also expects me

to pay HIM rent as well!

THE HELL?!

i barely get by on what i DO earn! how do they expect me to be able to LIVE off this now?!

I need a holiday...

2010-10-18T06:49:00.001-07:00

Okaaaay... according to google i have been having invalid click activity.... while one of you click bombed me ? :(

I am now banned from adsense :S ah well... the show must go on

Put it out with a perdurable

2010-10-17T14:34:00.000-07:00

w-w-w-wow, just watched shutter island for the first time, didn't see that coming! I wont spoil it for any one, the main thing about this post is.... well its about Leonardo Dicaprio, is it me or are his lastest films all turning out to be epic mind boggling creations, during inception and shutter island i was confused, thought i figured it out, then had the rug pulled out from under me and was arse over tit. Now don't get me wrong, i L-O-V-E these types of films, and think he plays the rolls perfectly! Defiantly hoping he is going to carry on with them.

what do you think about him?

favorite one of his films?

Discuss!

2010-10-14T15:41:00.000-07:00

GUYS!

Guys.... Wow, okay well.... The reason i haven't been posting any blogs is because...

I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS!

Like this but me and not a cow.

Yeah, thats right the aliens that came yesterda..... wait a second, there where no aliens yesterday... DAMMIT I must have been asleep. I was so disappointed, I was looking forward to having my first anal probe :/ ah well... theres always the next time i guess.

In all seriousness I think i'm only going to post a blog ever 2 days from now on, I struggle thinking of a topic sometimes, as i'm sure many of you do.

thats it for today i guess :)

PEACE!

2010-10-10T15:43:00.000-07:00

ARGH!

First lemme start by apologizing for the lack of posts these past few days,

I've been working non stop, working nights and my usual shifts during the day,

we've been a couple of people down recently,

and to be honest i needed the money.

Now the reason for the urgent need of money.

It's that time of the year when, insurance, tax and my MOT are due,

this means i have around, £0.00 to live off for the next few months.

I've been searching around for the cheapest car insurance companys,

using sites like go compare, confused.com e.t.c.

the cheapest quote i received was £2349...

*sigh* guess ill have to cost up again.

I hate this time of year.

future Pt2.

2010-10-06T15:42:00.000-07:00

Well here we go, lets see how i did.

Aaah the duct tape wallet...

I don't think i did to badly, holds everything nice and neatly, enough slots,

smells AMAZING! and looks pretty slick if you ask me.

now tidying my room, that... well that didn't actually happen.

Thats how it stand at the moment.

Exhaust on he car, still hanging, turns out i need to buy new mounts as its hanging off at the downpipe,

*sigh* more money gone i guess.

Now for this last one, well i had a few suggestions, they were.... well lets say imaginative,

my personal favorite was, "Fight a bear" from jj_srk. Sadly there isn't many bears in england :(

thats it for today, thanks for reading.

future

2010-10-05T16:21:00.000-07:00

We know little about our future.

One the thing I can be certain of,

is that tomorrow will be a productive day!

Ohhhh yes!

1). I'm making a duct tape wallet ( will post pics up ).

2). Going to tidy my room ( before and after pics).

3). fix the exhaust on my car ( its hanging off).

4)...... up to you to decide ;)

comment below on what you want me to do.

hobbies

2010-10-04T15:46:00.001-07:00

So i doubt any of you know this about me, but i am an avid mountain biker,

This sunday saw the return of the Red bull rampage,

See the video for the finals highlights.

I hope you enjoyed that as much as i did,

The contest was held in the beautiful Utah desert.

With all the riders going big and there being some injurys,

it made for an amazing show, i think the main highlight was that massive 360 off the oakley sender.

well, thats it for today :) thank you for reading.

2010-10-03T15:05:00.001-07:00

Finally! I'm back!

After having some connection issues and forgetting my email and password

I'm going to be back making posts and hopefully entertaining some people :).

TFSM

2010-09-28T16:50:00.000-07:00

I've recently decided to convert from Christianity to, pastafarianism!

Thats right, It's the flying spaghetti monster.

The Eight "I'd rather you didn'ts"

1. I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.

2. I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.

3. I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.

4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go fuck yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.

5. I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the bitches.

6. I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
I. Ending poverty
II. Curing diseases
III. Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.

7. I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?

8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.

All hail The Flying Sphagetti monster.

hug please

2010-09-27T16:43:00.000-07:00

Okay, the scenario is;

You're walking down the street,

You see a man with a sign saying free hugs (we've all seen the video)

Would you hug him?

How would you feel hugging him?

Would you let your partner hug him?

Would you think it weird?

Reason I'm asking is because I'm doing through a ruff time right now,

and i need a hug. :(

woops

2010-09-26T12:01:00.000-07:00

Let me just say, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that i haven't been posting. :(

I'm sorry i haven't replied to many of your comments,

and I'm sorry that i've been away for a few days, works a bitch aint it ?

2010-09-24T10:24:00.001-07:00

So... What does everyone think of the new header? :) am posting this from y phone so please excuse the lack of formatting. Comment on what needs changing :)

2010-09-24T09:01:00.001-07:00

So... What does everyone think of the new header? :) am posting this from y phone so please excuse the lack of formatting. Comment on what needs changing :)

time absorbing

2010-09-23T04:47:00.000-07:00

Work!, it's all i ever seem to do nowadays,

I thought that when i left school if have SO much free time.

But i was wrong. :(

long hallway

2010-09-22T14:55:00.001-07:00

The empty corridor that is the depressed mind.

Topics.

2010-09-22T02:37:00.000-07:00

So... I'm trying to pick a topic for these blogs, Any help would be greatly appreciated. :)

first i wanna tell you a little about my self,

i'm 18 years old, a guy, into cars, music, games, and tech.

I'm quite geeky, and i have dyslexia, but i try my best.

I guess that's enough about me. :P

Leave a comment on this telling me which topic you would like to read about.

Thank you.

2010-09-21T16:21:00.001-07:00

new car

2010-09-21T03:37:00.001-07:00

So, i need a new car, and YOU'RE going to help me decide :)

comment on your ideas on what i should get