Sarcastic Gamer

Random SarCaption: Sweet Puppy

Doc — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 18:58:54 +0000

This pic made it’s rounds a LONG while ago, but it made me laugh again today when I saw it on high-larious thread on the GameTrailers forums. Best caption below gets a nickel (subtract $1.00 for shipping and handling).

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Old Man Droozy (Finally) Reviews the Vita

Reader-Written — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 14:49:22 +0000

As a father of two teenagers, a wife, 2 pug dogs, and a cat that I never see, my gaming time has been neutered to almost a nonexistent time frame. My virtual time is relished to my iphone. If I can stay awake, the time when all of the above finally fall asleep, is when [...]

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Sarcastic Slacking: At-Work Reading List (4.23.12)

Doc — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 17:38:58 +0000

Reading/watching all of these are guaranteed to take one-hour off of your workday and possibly one point off of your IQ. Sony Spares Developers in Layoffs? (ThatVideoGameBlog) Video Gamer Rock Medley (WeTheGamerz) Hands On: Lillipop Chainsaw (Married Gamers) Four-Year-Old Kills dad over a PlayStation (Kotaku) Extra Life Behind-The-Scenes action (Extra Life) Facebook Sued over in-game [...]

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Mass Effect 3 Server Love Note

Reader-Written — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 13:59:45 +0000

Since the dawn of time, people have searched for the perfect way to express how they feel about one another. It’s the reason for the floral industry, the greeting card industry, and those stupid candy hearts with words on them. But sometimes it’s best to skip the props and tactics and cut right to the [...]

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Norwegian Douchebag Could Resurrect Floridian Douchebag’s career

Doc — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 01:46:47 +0000

All of this Bull-sniz about the wack-job from Norway mowing down a bunch of people and claiming to have trained on Call of Duty has my spidey senses all a tingling. He’s coming back folks. Stories like this one making headlines are not much different than standing in front of your bathroom mirrior and saying [...]

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