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		<title>Sound the alarm if I start to go crazy.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jennie B</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Opening my pocket-book calendar you would see this past Sunday circled with a bright red marker. No, it wasn&#8217;t because of the Super Bowl (Shout out to Eli ~ Hotty Toddy!). It was because another game started that day. The daily game of Did I take my birth control pill this morning? / Am I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">Opening my pocket-book calendar you would see this past Sunday circled with a bright red marker. No, it wasn&#8217;t because of the Super Bowl (Shout out to Eli ~ Hotty Toddy!). It was because another game started that day. The daily game of <em>Did I take my birth control pill this morning? / Am I still sane?</em>.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Yea, that one.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Here&#8217;s a little background: I first started on the pill when I was 18. Nothing like knowing exactly when Aunt Rose was gonna come knockin on your door. I had it down to the hour. First couple of years were great, and then I started to slack on the daily intake. I&#8217;d skip a week here, go solid for a month or two there, but things started to get so out of whack I stopped.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">And then I started again about 2 years ago. To put it nicely, the whole ordeal was totally <strong>NO BUENO</strong>.</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">I was given an off-brand because my insurance didn&#8217;t cover my old birth control, and let me just tell you &#8211; it sent me way off my rocker. I&#8217;m talking about I was in a completely different room from the damn chair most of the time. It was not a good situation. As soon as we (my primary care physician &amp; I) realized it was the bc, I stopped. I had become one of the horrifying stories you hear of girls getting on birth control and losing their marbles. That was me.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">Last fall, for a couple of different reasons, I decided to give it a go one more time. I got the prescription in October, but I&#8217;ll admit I was gun-shy. No person wants to voluntarily buy themselves a ticket on the crazy-train. (especially when the circus is permanently in town to begin with) I waited and waited and waited, and finally this past Sunday, I took myself to Target pharmacy and handed over my prescription.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">First thing I checked was to make sure it wasn&#8217;t on the Pfizer recall list. I high-fived the pharmacy tech when she told me I was in the clear. (awesome) Twenty minutes later, my name was called and the tiny little packet of 21 pills, nicely labeled Sunday through Saturday were in my hands. When I got home, I looked in the mirror, took a deep breath, sent up a quick plea of <em>please let this be like the first time</em>, and down the hatch went pill #1.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">&#8230;&#8230;.and so it begins.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Third time&#8217;s always a charm, right?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Here&#8217;s hopin.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">I know tons of women on the pill who haven&#8217;t had any side effects what so ever. I was one of them the first time I was on it! That stupid second trial is what has me thrown off kilter. But as a courtesy I thought I&#8217;d give you all the heads up. I only ask you this &#8211; If you feel like my cheese is beginning to slide off my cracker, shoot me an email. Send up a smoke signal. Let a Sister know. <strong>Sound the alarm if I start to go crazy. </strong>That&#8217;s it. That&#8217;s all I&#8217;m asking.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">Thank you in advance!</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">Have a good one,</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">jennie b</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><em>*Just in case you were wondering, the <span style="color: #800000;"><a title="9 o'clock ramblings" href="http://thesassysteelmagnolia.com/2012/02/9-oclock-ramblings/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #800000;">9 o&#8217;clock ramblings</span></a></span> post had nothing to do with possible birth control effects &#8211; that&#8217;s just how my thought process runs sometimes. </em></p>
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		<title>music snack : cell block tango</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 10:51:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jennie B</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[madam house]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes, a girl&#8217;s just got to put her foot down and take a stand. I&#8217;m not talking about doing something that&#8217;ll put you on murder row, of course, but there comes a time when enough is enough. And when that time does come, enter &#8230;.. The Cell Block Tango Cause if they use us. And [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">Sometimes, a girl&#8217;s just got to put her foot down and take a stand. I&#8217;m not talking about doing something that&#8217;ll put you on murder row, of course, but there comes a time when enough is enough. And when that time does come, enter &#8230;..</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #800000;"><span style="color: #800000;"><a title="Cell Block Tango" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4_H65XoykY" target="_blank">The Cell Block Tango</a></span></span></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Cause if they use us. And they abuse us. How could you tell us that we were wrong !</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">(Just sayin.)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-•-</p>
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		<title>9 o’clock ramblings.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 02:40:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jennie B</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[technically it&#8217;s 9:07. whatever. details. i missed this week&#8217;s sassy starter, i know &#8211; i&#8217;m sorry, i blame the super bowl. (sheisty excuse, no?) sheisty. is that even a word? did my sister make that up? i think she did. oh hey &#8211; i still have her up on gchat, i&#8217;ll ask her that. we [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">technically it&#8217;s 9:07. whatever. details. i missed this week&#8217;s sassy starter, i know &#8211; i&#8217;m sorry, i blame the super bowl. (sheisty excuse, no?) sheisty. is that even a word? did my sister make that up? i think she did. oh hey &#8211; i still have her up on gchat, i&#8217;ll ask her that. we just finished discussing her internet &#8220;searching&#8221; skills. she&#8217;s a bit more proactive than i am. she&#8217;s like the CIA of the internet. i can give her a name and she can find out everything. comes in handy. (she&#8217;s not going to like that i just told you all that) she always uses her powers for good. ok just kidding, i apparently didn&#8217;t pick up the word sheisty from her &#8211; so who knows where that came from. probably the same place janky did. who does that? who makes up words? wait a second, i make up words all the time. just kidding. what whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat citizen cope on the marc broussard pandora. yes sir. thank you. sun&#8217;s gonna rise in a miiiiile. good stuff. rollin&#8217; down the highway ba di baa somethin somethin. you know why i&#8217;m writing this, don&#8217;t you? it&#8217;s because i don&#8217;t have anything to really write about, but i want to type. ok that&#8217;s a lie &#8211; i have a lot i could write about, but i&#8217;m not going too. just yet. secrets, secrets, everywhere and i&#8217;m the keeper of them all. i smirk when i type that because it&#8217;s true. at least this time i haven&#8217;t <span style="color: #800000;"><a title="[ jumbled ]" href="http://thesassysteelmagnolia.com/2010/09/jumbled/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #800000;">wished a wrinkle</span></a></span> upon anyone. yet. now that i work for a dermatologist i see that really is a rude thing to do. wishin wrinkles on people. i really am going to look like a pug if i&#8217;m not careful. sweet pickles. now that&#8217;s a phrase i know exactly where it came from. sara. right there. i appreciate her letting me use it. excuse &#8211; goo goo doll&#8217;s black balloon? next. matchbox twenty &#8211; golden. what&#8217;s that song of their&#8217;s i like so much? hmmm. hold on, i&#8217;ll bing it. (i heart <a title="bing" href="http://www.bing.com/" target="_blank">bing</a>.) MAD SEASON! yes sir. awesome sauce right there. man i miss some matchbox 20. i&#8217;ma need another album from them. yes, i still buy cd&#8217;s. whatever. and it looks like i&#8217;m switching tomorrow&#8217;s music snack. i really need to wake up and work out in the morning. i slept in this morning. shhh. ok not like anyone&#8217;s tracking me like back in college with our crazy 6 a.m. trainers. psychos. i don&#8217;t mean that. but honestly, you&#8217;d be a little annoyed with people making you feel the burn before dawn, two times a week, too, no? granted we did have to dance in front of crowds up to 65,000 deep. i appreciate the push. i guess. ok, no i&#8217;m not changing tomorrow&#8217;s music snack. i&#8217;ll use MAD SEASON another time. indeed. tomorrow&#8217;s song is sassy to the max. i love it. it&#8217;s my favorite dancing sequence in this particular musical. Welp &#8211; there goes Hootie&#8217;s tour bus down the street again. did i mention hootie lives down the street from the new condo? true story. what up, neighbs?! you stay classy, 1207. ok i&#8217;m gonna have to wrap this one up because i&#8217;m out on the porch and my hands are getting a little cold and i&#8217;m getting a tad bit tired and well, let&#8217;s just be honest, my wine glass is empty. off to bed soon. i wonder if i can place a request with mr. sandman? hmmm. apparently he&#8217;ll bring me a dream of the cutest boy that i&#8217;ve ever seen so i guess i&#8217;m covered either way. here&#8217;s hoping he holds up his end of the situation. good night.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">ps &#8211; i promise i don&#8217;t have ADD.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">pss &#8211; welcome to the circus, kids.</p>
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		<title>music snack – video games</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 10:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jennie B</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My roommate was the first person to introduce me to Lana Del Rey and her song Video Games. Not only is it a great video, but the song &#8230;.. well, the song just says it all. Lana Del Rey &#8211; Video Games  Reminds me of a high school, nothing else matters in the world kind [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">My roommate was the first person to introduce me to Lana Del Rey and her song Video Games. Not only is it a great video, but the song &#8230;.. well, the song just says it all.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #800000;"><a title="Lana Del Rey - Video Games" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO1OV5B_JDw" target="_blank"><span style="color: #800000;">Lana Del Rey &#8211; Video Games </span></a></span></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Reminds me of a high school, nothing else matters in the world kind of love &#8230; wouldn&#8217;t you agree?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">;)</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">-•-</p>
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		<title>sassy starter : i’m better</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 10:57:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jennie B</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s to puttin a little Mae in your Monday&#8230;.. [source] __ When you need a little more than a smile or a cup of tea to get your week in motion, the Sassy Starter will be here every Monday to get your wheels turnin’ in a classy – sassy – fabulous sort of way.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">Here&#8217;s to puttin a little Mae in your Monday&#8230;..</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">[<span style="color: #800000;"><a title="Mae West - I'm No Angel" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msScft3g2Wc&amp;feature=related" target="_blank"><span style="color: #800000;">source</span></a></span>]</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>__</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><em>When you need a little more than a smile or a cup of tea to get your week in motion, the <span style="color: #800000;"><a title="Sassy Starter" href="http://thesassysteelmagnolia.com/category/sassy-starter/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #800000;">Sassy Starter</span></a></span> will be here every Monday to get your wheels turnin’ in a classy – sassy – fabulous sort of way.</em></p>
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