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Fox News Promises to Interview Diverse Group of White Men to Replace Tucker Carlson.

J. Allen Bell — Mon, 01 May 2023 07:56:05 GMT

NEW YORK, NY –After the recent ousting of longtime anchor Tucker Carlson, Fox News has committed to interviewing a diverse group of white men to replace the former host.

Local Mother Mentally Preparing Herself for Mother's Day Disappointment

J. Allen Bell — Mon, 01 May 2023 07:54:44 GMT

SPOKANE, WA – A local mother has begun preparing herself for the inevitable disappointment of Mother’s Day.

AI Programs Say AI is Safe and There is Nothing to Worry About

J. Allen Bell — Mon, 01 May 2023 07:44:19 GMT

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Several of the most popular artificial intelligence (AI) content generators have begun creating articles and stories about how artificial intelligence is nothing to worry about and is, in fact, humankind’s best friend.

Mystery Inc. Teens Arrested for Harassment of Mill Owner

J. Allen Bell — Sat, 01 Apr 2023 07:00:01 GMT

WORCESTER, MA – A group of teenagers has been arrested for the assault and harassment of a local mill owner. The teenagers, who refer to themselves as Mystery, Inc., were also charged with trespassing and possession of controlled substances.

New Summer Fashion Tips for 2023

J. Allen Bell — Sat, 01 Apr 2023 06:15:08 GMT

LOS ANGELES, CA – This summer’s fashion trends are beginning to hit store shelves and to help guide readers to make the best choices, The Scoop News has asked several leading fashion industry experts to weigh in on the hottest summer styles.

Local Man Doesn't Recognize Music Festival Bands

J. Allen Bell — Sat, 01 Apr 2023 06:14:15 GMT

PHOENIX, AZ – A local man was saddened by the realization that he did not know, nor had heard of, any bands that are scheduled to play a local music festival.

Google To Use Mothers to Teach New AI Interface

J. Allen Bell — Wed, 01 Mar 2023 08:00:01 GMT

SEATTLE, WA – Google has announced a shift in strategy for the company’s Artificial Intelligence (AI) interface, relying on mothers instead of the internet to help inform AI decision making.

Colombia Opens Ski Resort Using Cocaine Instead of Snow

J. Allen Bell — Wed, 01 Mar 2023 05:35:49 GMT

BOGOTA, COLOMBIA – In an effort to draw tourists to the country, Columbia will open it’s first ski resort featuring cocaine rather than snow.

Florida Changing State Motto to "White Place, White Time"

J. Allen Bell — Wed, 01 Mar 2023 05:32:38 GMT

TALLAHASSEE, FL – Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has announced a change to Florida’s state motto. As of March 1, 2023, the new Florida state motto will be “White Place, White Time.”

Classified Documents Found at Home of Former Student Council President

J. Allen Bell — Wed, 01 Feb 2023 08:00:01 GMT

CHICAGO, IL – Makar Elementary School officials are calling for an investigation after confidential documents were found under the bed of former Student Council President, Chase Johnson.