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		<title>The Skwib has moved</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:41:43 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[General Skwib]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[But not very far &#8212; you can find all the new posts here. If you want to update your feed, you&#8217;ll be able to get all the new posts via RSS here.<br/>
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		<title>A Bottle and a Friend</title>
		<link>http://markarayner.com/blog/archives/5730</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 13:45:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark A. Rayner</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Hinky History]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[robbie burns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scotland]]></category>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[There&#8217;s nane that&#8217;s blest of human kind, But the cheerful and the gay, man, Fal, la, la, etc. Here&#8217;s a bottle and an honest friend! What wad ye wish for mair, man? Wha kens, before...<br/>
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		<title>This is a scream</title>
		<link>http://markarayner.com/blog/archives/5728</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2012 00:49:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark A. Rayner</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Monkeys!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[adam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[afghan vet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the giant slingshot]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[He survived a tour of duty in Afghanistan. He&#8217;s tough. He&#8217;s a marine. But Adam was not prepared for the lying ways of the carnies operating the Giant Slingshot. Alltop screams like a...<br/>
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		<title>Grocery Store Robots by Patton Oswalt</title>
		<link>http://markarayner.com/blog/archives/5724</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 13:46:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark A. Rayner</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Odd Science]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Parody & Satire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[checkout]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[grocery store]]></category>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Patton Oswalt, making the case for not using the grocery store robot. I wouldn&#8217;t mind having one of those cool robots for myself though. Check out Patton Oswalt&#8217;s website here for touring...<br/>
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		<title>Joining the SOPA bandwagon</title>
		<link>http://markarayner.com/blog/archives/5722</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 17:14:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark A. Rayner</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Parody & Satire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[burning kittens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sopa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stop sopa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the oatmeal]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[As someone who loves the web, and needs it, even with its problems, I really hope you guys in the States can stop SOPA. Here&#8217;s The Oatmeal&#8217;s take on it: Want to help in the fight against...<br/>
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		<title>The five second rule</title>
		<link>http://markarayner.com/blog/archives/3039</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 12:30:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark A. Rayner</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Skwibby fiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[buddha]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dharma]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[koan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[satori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zazen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zen buddhism]]></category>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[It was the best game of zenball ever, and the crowd was wild with excitement: the whisper of butterfly wings was deafening. The Rotrovra Koan Kangaroos had just scored their first all-in kensho, and...<br/>
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