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Thank you so much for visiting. I hope that you've enjoyed reading as much as I enjoyed hitching and writing.&lt;br /&gt;
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It's OVER!&lt;/h2&gt;
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'It's the 298!' I shout.&lt;br /&gt;
'Go, go!'&lt;br /&gt;
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I run from the station, across the road with my pack, over two cobbled pedestrian crossings. The bus pulls in behind me, but the engine stutters to silence. I look at its destination board: &lt;i&gt;298 Potters Bar&lt;/i&gt;. It's terminated.&lt;br /&gt;
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Mya goes to the open door. 'Are you going to Cockfosters?' she asks the driver.&lt;br /&gt;
'I will be in about ten minutes,' he replies in a proper London accent.&lt;br /&gt;
'Do you mind if we get on to wait?' she says. 'It's cold out here.'&lt;br /&gt;
He hesitates, as they all do. Then he relents, as they all do. 'Come on then.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Thank you!'&lt;br /&gt;
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We pile onto the bus with all our bags. We can't swipe our Oyster cards because it's the last stop, so we head straight to the engine seats at the back for a bit of warmth.&lt;br /&gt;
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After way less than ten minutes, the bus coughs into life and we shudder through a couple of streets to the depot. The seat below me is very warm. In fact, I think I smell something burning. The bus stops, lights go off, the door hisses open.&lt;br /&gt;
'Just having a quick break,' the driver shouts to us.&lt;br /&gt;
'Take your time,' Mya calls back down the aisle.&lt;br /&gt;
'I will!' And he lights a cigarette outside.&lt;br /&gt;
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A few minutes later, we lurch from the stand and up a little hill back to Potters Bar and onto the 298 route to Arnos Grove. As we watch London turn into London, Mya leans on my shoulder and whispers, 'Do you think we can get away without paying?'&lt;br /&gt;
'I knew you were thinking that!' I say and we laugh conspiratorially.&lt;br /&gt;
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Ten minutes later and it's already Cockfosters. We drag all our gear off in a hurry and skip out the door onto the pavement. A girl, sitting on a bench under the cover of the subway, smiles at our bags as we head down the steps to the trains.&lt;br /&gt;
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We board the tube: a simple end to our short journey. It was short, but in five days we travelled from the suffocating concrete of Brent Cross to the high horizons of Ben Nevis – and back again. We travelled from the money and self-focus of London life to the generosity and altruism of life on the road and life in the hills. As the tube train rattles through the tunnels, I can feel myself slipping into a new normality. A man next to us is flicking through a copy of the Metro, as if nothing's happened. Mya is lolling her head against the glass of the carriage, her face drawn with sleep.&lt;br /&gt;
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'I don't know the news,' I whisper across to her. It feels good to have been cut off from trivialities: the world didn't stop spinning, did it?&lt;br /&gt;
She looks across at the man with the newspaper and nods. I smile. She closes her eyes and goes back to lolling.&lt;br /&gt;
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Then it's my stop. She opens her eyes. I stand up and give her the look with the raised eyebrows: &lt;i&gt;This is it.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
'Don't make that face!'&lt;br /&gt;
'I'll delete it.'&lt;br /&gt;
She doesn't stand up to say goodbye. I lean down to hug her, then straighten up as the train doors slide open.&lt;br /&gt;
'Goodbye Davey,' she says. 'It was nice hitch-hiking with you. I'll come and visit you in New Cross.'&lt;br /&gt;
I step off the train, into solitude again. I don't look back. I don't have to any more: I'm an optimist.&lt;br /&gt;
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'Ha ha, of course – what a genius!' I laugh. 'Reunion's still a département of France, isn't it?'&lt;br /&gt;
'That's right. He found it very hard, though. He was supposed to be teaching school children there, but he got no support whatsoever from his university. The experience made him grow up a lot, I think. He really struggled with how to teach until he realised that he had to engage the children's interest.'&lt;br /&gt;
'True!'&lt;br /&gt;
'It all started turning around when he realised that the children had no idea who Charles de Gaulle was, but all of them knew Thierry Henry, the footballer.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Ha ha!'&lt;br /&gt;
'So he started using sport as a way to engage the children in their studies. And that's the secret to teaching.'&lt;br /&gt;
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Mya suddenly taps me on the shoulder and points out of the window. I turn and look: an acne-yellow moon hangs full and heavy over the motorway. I turn back and she's smiling. The night slips past.&lt;br /&gt;
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'Blimey!'&lt;br /&gt;
'And, you know what they say about county court judges – that they know everything about the law and nothing about life? Well, that saying was absolutely true with this judge. He asked me to try to explain the youth of the day – this was 1967, remember. Of course, I wasn't really into all that pop music, but I tried my best and I suppose I must have said something useful because, at the end of the meal, the judge patted me on the back and said, “Thank you, it has been most instructive talking to you.”'&lt;br /&gt;
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'What a great story!' Mya says. 'Were you always into classical music?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes. Actually, I'm a bit of a traditionalist – the Villa Lobos is an exception. Normally anything after the First World War is a bit too modern for me.'&lt;br /&gt;
'How did you get into it?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Well, my father was a poor man. He lived and worked in the East End of London and, of course, knew nothing about classical music. But one of the men he worked for, a wealthy man, was very much into classical music and he started playing it for my father. Later on, he gave my father some discs and my father would play them at home. Then my mother joined a choir and we became a very musical family in our own way. My mother would never have been able to tell you who the composer was, but she could sing beautifully.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Wow. That's amazing,' Mya says.&lt;br /&gt;
'So that's how I got into classical music. No, I've never liked pop music. I wasn't really of my time, I suppose.' Henry sounds almost wistful, as if he's wondering what he missed out on. 'The sixties didn't mean too much to me, musically.'&lt;br /&gt;
'How did you get to know Villa Lobos?' Mya asks. 'He's not very well known in England. I've never seen him outside Brazil, in fact. My mother's Brazilian, she was a concert pianist.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh really? No, I used to work in South America a lot.'&lt;br /&gt;
'That's a long commute,' I joke.&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes, yes it was,' Henry says, straight-faced.&lt;br /&gt;
'What did you do?'&lt;br /&gt;
'I was an insurance broker. My speciality was hydroelectric projects. But you know, insurance is one of those jobs that everyone likes to talk about at parties.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Really?' I'm not sure I like the sound of Henry's kind of parties.&lt;br /&gt;
'People come up to me and start talking about their car insurance, but I don't know anything about that. Now, ask me about the best location to site a hydroelectric dam and I'm your man!'&lt;br /&gt;
'But you don't work in South America any more, do you?'&lt;br /&gt;
'No, I'm retired now. I stopped working abroad when my children were born. I didn't want to be an absent father.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh, good for you.'&lt;br /&gt;
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I think back to Omar at the beginning of the day. He saw his work and his absence from his family as part of his struggle, his jihad. Henry's struggle was to be close to his family, &lt;i&gt;despite &lt;/i&gt;his working conditions. I think Henry had more imagination, more courage.&lt;br /&gt;
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'Henry.' He bobs his head in polite nervous greeting.&lt;br /&gt;
'We're lucky to have met you,' I say. 'Have you done this before?'&lt;br /&gt;
'No, no I haven't.'&lt;br /&gt;
That's wonderful,' I say. I'm a little worried about him, to be honest: he doesn't seem entirely comfortable. So I double-check – risky, I know. 'Are you sure you're happy to take us? We're very grateful.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes. It's fine,' he says, to my enormous relief. 'I'm not sure why I'm doing it, though – I was sitting in the café there wondering if I'd made a huge mistake.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Well, don't worry,' Mya says. 'It's our first time too. And we're very nice people.'&lt;br /&gt;
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We get into his car and Mya almost sits on his music collection.&lt;br /&gt;
She flicks through the CDs. 'Schubert, Mozart – wonderful!' Then she sees something else and squeals with delight. 'Villa Lobos! Do you like him?'&lt;br /&gt;
Henry's pleasantly surprised. He didn't expect to have picked up a classical music connoisseur. 'Yes, I do.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Who?' I ask.&lt;br /&gt;
'He's a Brazilian composer,' Mya says. 'Wonderful, wonderful!'&lt;br /&gt;
And I think that is the moment Henry realises he's &lt;i&gt;not &lt;/i&gt;going to end his days chopped up into little bits and dumped in a ditch off the M1.&lt;br /&gt;
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'Where have you come from?' Henry asks us, when we're on the road.&lt;br /&gt;
'Today, from Edinburgh,' Mya replies. 'But we went all the way up to Fort William to climb Ben Nevis.'&lt;br /&gt;
'I climbed Ben Nevis once,' Henry replies.&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh yes?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Actually, I wanted to climb the three highest mountains in Britain.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh – the Three Peaks!' I'm impressed: Snowden, Scafell Pike and Ben Nevis in twenty-four hours. Looking at the man now, you never would have guessed he'd had it in him.&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes, I was going to climb them over the course of a year.'&lt;br /&gt;
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I want to laugh. Of course not in twenty-four hours!&lt;br /&gt;
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'The first time I tried to climb Ben Nevis was in April and there was still snow on the mountain. Quite a lot actually. I started walking up through the snow, but suddenly my leg went from under me, about four foot into this snow. It was a brook, hidden by the drifts, you see?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Were you all right?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes, I was fine,' Henry says. 'But I could have sprained my ankle. If that had happened I might have been stuck on the mountain for a while. So I turned back.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Very sensible,' I say. &lt;i&gt;And a bit boring&lt;/i&gt;, I don't say. Stacey had tramped up in all weathers.&lt;br /&gt;
'But I did manage it the next year, 1967. I went up later in the year and it was better weather, but it did take a turn for the worse as I got to the top.'&lt;br /&gt;
'That happened to us as well.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Still, I had my tin of soup and my – not a Primus stove – one of those Gaz stoves, and I was blowed if I wasn't going to have my soup at the summit. I hadn't dragged it all the way up there for nothing. So I ate my soup in the wind and the rain and then came down.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Sounds like us!' Mya says. 'We took a stove too and had tea and biscuits on the top.'&lt;br /&gt;
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Mya sits down, tired. I do a quick tour of the car park. Nothing. I come back, walk towards her and she looks up at me with this pinched and drawn face. I pull my cheek muscles flat across from my mouth, squeeze my lips together, widen my eyes and raise my eyebrows a little.&lt;br /&gt;
'Don't make that face!' She's getting a little fractious.&lt;br /&gt;
'Sorry.'&lt;br /&gt;
'It's stupid. It doesn't &lt;i&gt;mean &lt;/i&gt;anything.'&lt;br /&gt;
'It means: &lt;i&gt;Nothing, but don't give up.&lt;/i&gt;'&lt;br /&gt;
'It's stupid.'&lt;br /&gt;
She's right, but I'm addicted to the face now. I make it again, by accident.&lt;br /&gt;
'Stop it!'&lt;br /&gt;
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The sun is most definitely on its way down, bringing a finality to the day that gets us both worrying. Will we be stuck here all night? Surely not, but a lift isn't looking too likely. Youths gather around the entrance. We don't want to be left alone with them as darkness falls. To be honest, I'm surprised they even managed to get here: they look about fifteen. I can feel the sliding door of opportunity closing, as fast as dust darkens. People heading to London will want to get there quickly, before bedtime.&lt;br /&gt;
We drift around the car park. We don't normally ask people until they are leaving the service station, but Mya's desperate. She way-lays a careful-looking man with white hair, just as he's getting out of his car.&lt;br /&gt;
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'Excuse me sir,' she asks, 'are you going south?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes, I am.' He's looking studiously down at the tarmac.&lt;br /&gt;
'Towards London?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Towards that way, yes.' He's still slightly suspicious.&lt;br /&gt;
'Would you be able to take us with you?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Well, I'm not going all the way to London. It probably isn't very helpful for you. I'm only going as far as Potter's Bar.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Potter's Bar?' I say, jumping in. 'That's on the M25 – that'd be great, wouldn't it?'&lt;br /&gt;
And we somehow jam our way into agreement with this gentleman. He has no choice in the end.&lt;br /&gt;
'I must pick up a sandwich first, though,' he begs.&lt;br /&gt;
'Of course, of course,' Mya says. 'Please take your time.'&lt;br /&gt;
We're so kind.&lt;br /&gt;
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We go and sit by the door. We don't want to crowd him, but we don't want to lose sight of him or make him feel nervous. We try to look non-threatening, we try to look normal, we try not to look ecstatically excited. I watch him out of the corner of my eye as he potters around WHSmith and finally comes to a table under the glass roof, away from us, and methodically eats his sandwich. Finally, he stands up and walks our way. He raises the corners of his mouth in a blank smile, his eyebrows signalling towards the exit: &lt;i&gt;Shall we go?&lt;/i&gt; We scramble our bags to our shoulders and follow him out the sliding doors – London!&lt;br /&gt;
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'Oh yeah?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yeah. My great-great-grandfather was born up north, near Barnsley. He was a bit of a goer, lots of kids. He married twice, the second time to an American. So after he married her, he moved with half the family to Wisconsin in the States. He had another son there, who was a really good salesman. Around the turn of the century, this son moved back to England, went to London and opened up his own shop. And he was Gordon Selfridge, the bloke who started Selfridge’s.'&lt;br /&gt;
'No! That's amazing!'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yep, I'm a Selfridge.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Have you been in there? Have you been round saying, “This is mine, this is mine – all this is mine!”'&lt;br /&gt;
'No, I haven't!'&lt;br /&gt;
'You should go in with a name badge – you should work there! Tourists would love the chance to meet Mr Selfridge!'&lt;br /&gt;
'Ha ha! My uncle went in there once, tried to get a discount.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yeah?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Didn't work.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh.'&lt;br /&gt;
'There aren't many of us Selfridges left in England, actually.'&lt;br /&gt;
'How many?'&lt;br /&gt;
'I think – my sister's just changed her name back so she's a Selfridge again – I think five in England at the moment.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Five?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yeah, we're very small, we always know where we all are.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Are you married?' Mya asks.&lt;br /&gt;
'Not any more!'&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh, sorry.'&lt;br /&gt;
'No, it's all right. I'm still on good terms with her. She's got my kid so I have to be.'&lt;br /&gt;
'You've got a kid?' I ask. 'So you're doing your bit for the Selfridge bloodline?'&lt;br /&gt;
He laughs. 'Oh, yeah – I've got a little boy.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Do they live nearby? Are you able to see him a lot?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Not really.' He laughs again. 'They're in New Zealand.'&lt;br /&gt;
'That's convenient!'&lt;br /&gt;
'It means I get free accommodation on holiday once a year.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Brilliant!'&lt;br /&gt;
'I've actually been married twice,' Jacob says. 'That's my second one. The first one is a bit closer, she's still in England.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Any other children?'&lt;br /&gt;
'No, not with her. She's married to my best mate now, actually.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Isn't that a bit awkward?' I ask.&lt;br /&gt;
'Nah – get on great with them.'&lt;br /&gt;
'That's fantastic,' Mya says. 'Really nice.'&lt;br /&gt;
'He's my best mate so, you know. He used to be married to my sister as well. Had a little girl with her.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Wow, that's a bit inbred, isn't it?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yeah,' he laughs. 'It means the girl's step-mum is also her auntie-in-law or something!'&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm impressed at how casual Jacob is about his complicated family relationships. He got married once, it didn't work out, so he married again – no big deal. I worry my head sick about marriage and finding the perfect partner, but you never know unless you try, right?&lt;br /&gt;
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'So what were you doing up north?' I ask Jacob.&lt;br /&gt;
'I was doing a bit of climbing. I decided this morning that I had to get out and do some climbing.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Cool.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yeah, I do that a lot – just get out the house, drive somewhere and go climbing. I damaged my spine on Snowden earlier this year.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Ouch.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yeah, so this was my first climb since then.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Good work.'&lt;br /&gt;
'I had to have an epidural in my spine.'&lt;br /&gt;
'What's that?'&lt;br /&gt;
'It's an injection in the spinal cord to get rid of pain.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Ooh...'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yeah, I couldn't walk for about a week after that.'&lt;br /&gt;
As we approach Northampton, Jacob's thoughts turn to home.&lt;br /&gt;
'I wonder what I should eat tonight,' he says. 'Maybe Chinese – or Indian.'&lt;br /&gt;
I suddenly realise how hungry I am.&lt;br /&gt;
'Wow, do you cook?' Mya asks. Men who cook impress her, I note.&lt;br /&gt;
'Sometimes. More than I used to, not tonight though. I'm lucky where I live: there's a pub that does really good pizza right next door. The next village has got an Indian, another one a Chinese. Good location.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Do you like your spicy foods then?'&lt;br /&gt;
'I do now, I mean, I'm less fussy now. I used to be really fussy with food, I would never have eaten an Indian or something. But now I've got a few girl-friends who cook for me and I decided that, if they're going to cook for me, then it would be wrong to say, “I don't like that, I don't like this.” So now I eat what I'm given. It's really broadened my horizons – I bloody love a good curry nowadays!'&lt;br /&gt;
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'I'm a writer. In other words: I'm on the dole.'&lt;br /&gt;
He laughs.&lt;br /&gt;
'That's why I asked about the fire service, actually,' I say. 'I always fancied doing something useful with my time. I'm volunteering with the Red Cross at the moment.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Good organisation,' Jacob says. 'I've been lucky – I've only been unemployed for ten days in my whole life, but I always hoped that if I was unemployed for a long time then I'd do something like that, volunteering.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yeah, it's good to feel that you're still being useful. Is it hard to get into the fire service?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yeah, pretty hard. Well, it's more that it takes a long time, actually.'&lt;br /&gt;
'How long does it take?'&lt;br /&gt;
'It depends, but it took me about eighteen months to get through the selection process.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Wow.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yeah, first there's psychometric testing. Working with numbers, problem solving, that sort of thing. Nothing too hard – common sense really.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yeah.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Then there's the physical. That's pretty tough: carrying ladders, confined spaces. It's fine if you're in shape, but there was this one guy on my physical – we did a couple of laps of the training field at the start, to warm up, you know? But halfway round he was struggling so much that he walked straight out and didn't come back. He got his things and left – didn't even make it through the warm-up!'&lt;br /&gt;
'Poor lad!'&lt;br /&gt;
'Then there's an interview to make sure you're the right fit for the service. And finally the medical. That's the most nerve-wracking of the tests because there's nothing you can do about it.'&lt;br /&gt;
'That is a lot, isn't it?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yeah, like I said, it took me about eighteen months I reckon.'&lt;br /&gt;
'I don't think I'd make it past the medical. I'm pretty blind. Comes from staring at computers and writing too much.'&lt;br /&gt;
'I wrote a book once,' Jacob says.&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh yeah?'&lt;br /&gt;
'In school. It wasn't very long, about thirty pages or something.'&lt;br /&gt;
'That's not bad!'&lt;br /&gt;
'It was about a fictional band. A few of our mates decided they wanted to start a band. They got a name and everything, decided who was going to do what, what sort of songs they'd play – but none of them had any instruments!'&lt;br /&gt;
'Who needs instruments!'&lt;br /&gt;
'So I wrote this book about them.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Like &lt;i&gt;The Commitments&lt;/i&gt;,' I say.&lt;br /&gt;
'Yeah, but it was called &lt;i&gt;The Mod-Bods&lt;/i&gt; because it was back when the Mods were in. I even wrote all the songs. I mean, the tunes were from other songs, but I re-wrote all the lyrics.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Like what?' Mya asks, delighted. 'Can you sing us some?'&lt;br /&gt;
Jacob smiles. 'Okay, like, to the tune of &lt;i&gt;We Will Rock You by Queen&lt;/i&gt;: &lt;i&gt;We are, we are Mod-Bods!&lt;/i&gt;'&lt;br /&gt;
After admiring his lyrical talents, we do the hitch-hiker information exchange. Jacob is going home. Home is a village near Northampton. He'll drop us at Northampton services. Northampton's where Nick and Rob were going to take us: right on the M1, within a dart's flight of the M25 bullseye.&lt;br /&gt;
'Do you live in London then?' asks Jacob.&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes,' we chorus.&lt;br /&gt;
'Whereabouts?'&lt;br /&gt;
'I'm in New Cross, near Greenwich.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Kew Gardens,' Mya says. 'Do you go to London much?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Not really. I've been a few times.'&lt;br /&gt;
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It's interesting the way different people see London. Ricky the sewing machine man was born there, of course. Our trucker hated it, hated driving there, hated the traffic, hated the people – no offence. Stacey was almost in awe of it, the &lt;i&gt;real &lt;/i&gt;Big Smoke. Nick went there every day on his train, but never got off, so he'd only been there about three times properly. Gavin had been out a couple of times in Leicester Square and loved it. He said it was a great place to meet people and have a good time. Of course, Mya and I have a completely different opinion. I'd had to bite my tongue with Gavin – I can't imagine anywhere more hideous than Leicester Square for a night out. Full of people too desperate for a good time to actually enjoy themselves. And now Jacob. I'm surprised he hasn't been to London more. He seems like such a lad about town that I thought he simply &lt;i&gt;must &lt;/i&gt;have been around London. He reminds me a lot of Jamie Oliver: he's got the same lispy enthusiasm.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;nbsp;We try a few more cars. Mya spots some Dutch number plates and cries out optimistically – 'Nederlander!' But they hardly even acknowledge her. We're just heading over to another car, when Mya whips around and assails a young-looking man holding about a litre of coffee.&lt;br /&gt;
'Are you going south?'&lt;br /&gt;
He nods, walking on purposefully, and beckons with his car keys. 'I'll take you.'&lt;br /&gt;
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And that is the miracle of Sandbach services.&lt;br /&gt;
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I notice a couple of things straight away: he's wearing a red fire service polo shirt and he has a personalised number plate: &lt;i&gt;WHAMMY&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;
'Is that legal?' I ask him. The &lt;i&gt;H&lt;/i&gt; is actually two&lt;i&gt; I&lt;/i&gt;s placed either side of the screw that fixes the plate to the car.&lt;br /&gt;
'Not really.' He laughs. 'I've got a fine here that I've had for five years, but I'm never going to pay it!'&lt;br /&gt;
He introduces himself: Jacob. He's a genial guy, with a big teeth smile. He has a slight overbite as well, so whenever he talks, a fine spray of mist catches the late sunshine.&lt;br /&gt;
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Jacob puts his coffee into a cup holder and follows the GPS out onto the motorway. His driving is deliciously calm, always a fraction under seventy miles per hour, always two chevrons behind the car in front.&lt;br /&gt;
'You're the best driver we've had,' I say. 'Thank you!'&lt;br /&gt;
'I've pulled enough people out of RTCs to know how to behave myself in a car.'&lt;br /&gt;
'What's an RTC?' Mya asks.&lt;br /&gt;
'Road Traffic Collision. We used to call them RTAs – Road Traffic Accidents, but they're not always accidents!'&lt;br /&gt;
'Grim,' I say. 'You're a fireman, then?'&lt;br /&gt;
'That's right.'&lt;br /&gt;
'What's it like in the fire service?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh, I love it. Hard work, but I love it.'&lt;br /&gt;
'It's funny,' I say. 'I had a dream last night about electrical fires.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Really?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yeah, and I realised that I have no idea how to put one out – because you can't put water on them, can you?'&lt;br /&gt;
'No.'&lt;br /&gt;
'So how &lt;i&gt;do &lt;/i&gt;you put out an electrical fire?'&lt;br /&gt;
'You've got to use CO2,' Jacob explains. 'Or if you haven't got that, then something to cut off the oxygen supply.'&lt;br /&gt;
'In my dream I tried a blanket.'&lt;br /&gt;
'That would do the trick.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Are you on call now?' Mya asks.&lt;br /&gt;
'Not at the moment. I'm normally on call about a hundred hours a week.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Wow, is that full-time?'&lt;br /&gt;
'No, I have a full-time job as well.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Gosh. What do you do?'&lt;br /&gt;
'I source furniture for a furniture company.'&lt;br /&gt;
'What's that like?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yeah, it's all right. I like design and furniture so it's not too bad.'&lt;br /&gt;
'I love antique furniture,' Mya says.&lt;br /&gt;
'I prefer the modern stuff myself, but I do a lot of antique-looking stuff – Regency period, all that. My clients love it. Crazy what some people will pay, though. I sold this set of imitation Regency furniture – fake, yeah? – for eight grand. Saw the real thing go at auction for &lt;i&gt;four &lt;/i&gt;grand. Crazy. You also get some proper idiots coming in, asking for an antique TV stand. Some people just don't get it – they didn't have TVs a hundred years ago!'&lt;br /&gt;
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She's faking, I know, but I need to take charge here. I lean forward to the boys.&lt;br /&gt;
'Hey, lads – Mya's feeling sick, can you stop at the next services?'&lt;br /&gt;
Nick looks around, worried.&lt;br /&gt;
'I'm sorry, I don't feel well,' Mya apologises. 'I think it was that coffee I had.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Don't worry, no problem.'&lt;br /&gt;
I play-act my part, asking Mya if she wants the window open.&lt;br /&gt;
'No,' she says, irritated. 'I just need to stop.'&lt;br /&gt;
We see a sign: &lt;i&gt;Services 1m&lt;/i&gt;. We count down the three little bar-lines on the side of the road: three, two, one.&lt;br /&gt;
'Just come off here,' I say. 'That'd be great.'&lt;br /&gt;
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We pull into Sandbach services and bail out. Our first aborted hitch. I almost feel sorry for the lads, they suddenly look so young. They know it's their fault and are disappointed they've lost their hitch-hikers. Mya isn't impressed one little bit, though.&lt;br /&gt;
'Would you have stayed in the car?' she scolds me when they've gone.&lt;br /&gt;
'Yeah, probably.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Why?' Mya has a way of cutting through bullshit.&lt;br /&gt;
'A number of reasons.' I try to prevaricate.&lt;br /&gt;
'You're crazy.' She turns away in frustration.&lt;br /&gt;
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I rush to excuse myself. 'Well, there's the statistical unlikelihood of us being involved in a crash.' She's not impressed. 'And I've seen a lot of drivers that bad in England, it's quite common.' Even I know my reasoning is pathetic. 'I suppose it's easier just to go with it.' That's much closer to the truth: cowardice.&lt;br /&gt;
'Hmm, well those boys have put me off hitching for sure,' Mya says. 'It's been a great experience, but I wouldn't do it again. You never know what you're getting. I knew they were a bad idea – I saw them earlier. I wouldn't have asked them.'&lt;br /&gt;
Way to make me feel bad! It's my fault that we went with them and I was too spineless to tell them to stop or slow down when things got hairy.&lt;br /&gt;
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Again, we have trouble getting a lift. People are starting to sneer, even. I try my best, eager to make amends, but three cars in a row don't even bother to open their windows to me. One man sighs heavily, looks at me, puts his hand to his ignition, removes it, looks at me again, rolls his eyes, puts his hand to his window winder, sighs again, puts his hand to the door handle and then just shakes his head. There's a moment of optimism when we ask a lovely old man.&lt;br /&gt;
'I'm not going to London...' Our faces fall. '... but my son-in-law is.'&lt;br /&gt;
Our faces flicker with hope again and the lovely old man phones his son-in-law for us – but he's left already.&lt;br /&gt;
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We repair to Costa to re-group. Depression starts to sink in. Mya's head lolls against the wall, drained against the grimy magnolia, eyes flicking to the door every now and then, checking out the drivers. An inappropriately gaudy cover of Dylan's caustic &lt;i&gt;Positively 4th Street&lt;/i&gt; taunts me over the service station public address system. Costa again. Costa again.&lt;br /&gt;
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'All right, lads? You heading south?'&lt;br /&gt;
'We are.' They look doubtful.&lt;br /&gt;
'Would you be happy taking us down that way?'&lt;br /&gt;
They look very doubtful.&lt;br /&gt;
'We're really friendly.' What an idiot I must sound.&lt;br /&gt;
The driver looks at his podgy friend and they nod at each other.&lt;br /&gt;
'All right. Get in,' the driver says.&lt;br /&gt;
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His mate gets out to pull his seat forward to let us squeeze in the back. It's the first time we've been in a car with more than one man. And they are hardly men, they look barely out of teenage years. This is not a good sign, but I'm high on the fact that I've got us a ride.&lt;br /&gt;
'What're your names?' Mya asks.&lt;br /&gt;
'I'm Nick,' says the podgy one.&lt;br /&gt;
'Rob,' says the driver.&lt;br /&gt;
'Nice to meet you. I'm Mya and this is Dave.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Where are you going?' I ask.&lt;br /&gt;
'Northampton.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Where's that?' We look at the map – right on the M1, perfect!&lt;br /&gt;
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Rob accelerates out of the car park and onto the busy motorway. Nick holds an energy drink, &lt;i&gt;Monster&lt;/i&gt;. Rob revs the engine into the exhaust of the car in front. I put my foot down, uselessly, on a non-existent back-seat brake. Mya leans against the window. They turn up the music on the stereo. It's something awful, with a nauseous club beat.&lt;br /&gt;
I can't believe it when Mya starts bobbing her head: 'Tune!'&lt;br /&gt;
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None of our other drivers ever played any music. Ricky had the radio on when we got in, but it went static at the petrol station and he turned it off. Theodore had something on as well, but Mya asked him to turn it down and he'd switched it off completely.&lt;br /&gt;
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'So, what do you do, lads?' I shout over the thumping dance music.&lt;br /&gt;
Nick turns his podgy face back to face us. 'I'm a train guard.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh, how interesting. What line?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Nottingham – London.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Cool. We're going to London, shame we're not on your train!'&lt;br /&gt;
'I'm off work at the minute.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Why's that?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Fucked my back.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh, really?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yeah, a gang of kids pulled a knife on me.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Really?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yeah.'&lt;br /&gt;
'What did you do?'&lt;br /&gt;
'I jumped on them and held them down until the police came.'&lt;br /&gt;
'The whole gang?'&lt;br /&gt;
'No, just one of them – the others scarpered.'&lt;br /&gt;
'I work for Rolls Royce,' Rob announces. 'Loading engines onto planes.'&lt;br /&gt;
'In Derby?' Mya asks, very specifically. I'm baffled: what the hell does she know about loading Rolls Royce engines onto planes in Derby?&lt;br /&gt;
'Yeah, in Derby,' Rob replies, surprised. 'I'm in charge of thirty people.'&lt;br /&gt;
God help them, I think to myself as Nick passes the energy drink to Rob and we accelerate again.&lt;br /&gt;
'Looks like she's got a fit face.' Rob leers across at Nick.&lt;br /&gt;
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Yes, we can see the face of the driver in front, reflected in her rear-view mirror. If we accelerate any more, though, we might be scraping her up off the motorway. Rob drums his fingers on the wheel, impatient. Mya doesn't look comfortable. I'm a little edgy. But suddenly we slow down to – gosh – eighty miles per hour and slide into the middle lane. Thank goodness, Rob's seen some sense. Perhaps he noticed our nervousness. Relief lasts only a moment, though, and then a police car overtakes. Rob gives him his distance and then accelerates, back up the bumper of the girl in front.&lt;br /&gt;
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'Would you like anything?' Mya asks Omar, politely.&lt;br /&gt;
'No, thank you. I'm fasting...'&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh, god! I forgot. I'm so sorry – what an idiot!'&lt;br /&gt;
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Mya goes to the toilet, on a roll now. Omar and I look at the map. He points out Lancaster services: he's taking us a long way. It's been a great start to the return trip, but there's still a long way to go and the day is wearing on. Mya comes back.&lt;br /&gt;
'They like money in this place,' she complains. 'It's so expensive!'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes, this service station is locally-owned,' Omar says.&lt;br /&gt;
Then we notice the difference. 'Oh, yeah – there's no Burger King, no WHSmith, no Costa. That's why it's so expensive!'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes,' says Omar. 'It's only this and one other in the whole of the UK that are independent.'&lt;br /&gt;
As we pull out past a farm shop, Mya now declares: 'I like this place.'&lt;br /&gt;
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It's odd: why do we make the good things in life so much more expensive than crappy things? Why is organic food so much more expensive than Burger King? Why are locally owned farm shops so much more expensive than WHSmith? The truth is that it's vastly more economical to treat humans as cattle. It's a shame we're sentient. Heaven alone knows what the cattle make of it.&lt;br /&gt;
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We drive on, the Lake District on our right, the Dales on our left, the scenery and the tourists flying past. Omar offers us the names of a number of western scientists – James le Fanu, Charles le Gai Eaton – who have taken up the cause of religion, faith and Islam against the modern pit-bulls of rationality. It's been a marvellous drive, but I'm beginning to feel exhausted by his one-track mind. To be honest, I'm a bit relieved when we finally pull into Lancaster services.&lt;br /&gt;
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If I'd only seen his actions and not heard his motivations, then I'd put Omar forward as a paragon of a conscientious and loving human being. But his actions are stoked by his religious philosophy and there I could not agree with one word he said. The conclusions were sound, but the methodology was upside-down. Does it matter? It's a shame, but perhaps – with Omar at least – it doesn't matter. We had a friendly and passionate debate, but the only thing we could hope to share is a mutual understanding. I could never change his perspective, nor he mine. There's nothing for it, in the end, but to wish him luck and hope he'll use his passion for philosophy to spread his kind-hearted ethics in competition with more insulting interpretations of religion.&lt;br /&gt;
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'Thanks for the lift,' Mya says. 'You're amazing.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Not a problem, good luck with the rest of the journey – and thank you for putting up with my sermons!'&lt;br /&gt;
'No, it was interesting,' I say.&lt;br /&gt;
'I'm definitely going to remember what you said about jihad. It's a good concept,' Mya adds.&lt;br /&gt;
Omar looks happy about that.&lt;br /&gt;
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'Our purpose isn't to satisfy the precepts of a religion, of a god. We're humanists...' I say.&lt;br /&gt;
'And naturalists,' Mya adds.&lt;br /&gt;
'Our purpose is only to work hard to become better humans.'&lt;br /&gt;
'But that is selfish!' Omar counters. 'As Muslims, we are submissive to a higher power, to Allah, who is watching over us for eternity. Our actions are accountable. If you don't believe in that, then you can do anything! It doesn't matter – you can be a murderer, a thief, an adulterer, it doesn't matter.'&lt;br /&gt;
'No,' says Mya. 'I think we're responsible to the planet as a whole, in the future as well. I am responsible for the planet that I leave for my children.'&lt;br /&gt;
'That's interesting,' I say. 'So instead of an eternal god, for us, there's an eternal &lt;i&gt;planet&lt;/i&gt;.'&lt;br /&gt;
'But the planet will die as well, one day,' says Omar.&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes, but from the perspective of one human life, seventy years, the earth is &lt;i&gt;effectively &lt;/i&gt;eternal, millions of years young.'&lt;br /&gt;
Mya yawns loudly. 'Sorry – I'm not bored, I'm just very tired!'&lt;br /&gt;
'I do that to women,' Omar says slyly over his shoulder. 'I make them fall asleep!'&lt;br /&gt;
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We argue back and forth, all the way through Dumfries and Galloway and the Lake District, towards Lancaster services, where we'll part – he to Blackburn and a tyre and we to London and home.&lt;br /&gt;
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It's Ramadan and Omar is fasting. I feel awkward asking Mya for some water, but I'm parched. The sun is hot coming through the windscreen. I'm fascinated by the idea of a month of fasting. It's always struck me as an interesting experiment. Perhaps I should try it someday.&lt;br /&gt;
'Do you feel better after fasting?' I ask Omar. 'When I'm writing, I often don't eat and I find that, if I do eat, then I slow down mentally and lose my rhythm.'&lt;br /&gt;
'It's not the eating fast that is the thing for us, it's a spiritual&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;fast as well. We refrain from all impurities, all bad habits – even bad thoughts – for the whole month. At the end of the month, we believe, all our sins are forgiven and we can start again with a clean slate. That is why it is important for us.'&lt;br /&gt;
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I feel a bit of a fool – of course it's not the physical act of fasting that's the important thing; it's the &lt;i&gt;spiritual &lt;/i&gt;meaning. I am such a tourist. I still want to try it though.&lt;br /&gt;
'Do you lose weight during Ramadan?' I ask.&lt;br /&gt;
'I don't usually. I stay pretty steady with my weight, but some people actually put on weight. They eat too much at the sundown meal – a lot of fatty party foods, you know?'&lt;br /&gt;
'What age do you start to fast?'&lt;br /&gt;
'When you reach the age of responsibility. When you are able to understand why you are doing it, normally about twelve or fifteen. But some people like to get their children into good habits. My brother's son is fasting now. He is eight. He knows what he is doing.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Does your family fast?' Mya asks.&lt;br /&gt;
'My wife does, of course, but not my children.'&lt;br /&gt;
'How many children do you have?'&lt;br /&gt;
'I have a son, Isma'il, and a daughter, Aisha.'&lt;br /&gt;
'How old are they?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Isma'il is four and Aisha six.'&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;nbsp;I'd noticed a couple of kid's books underneath the front seats, the secular primary colours contrasting with Omar's academic Islamic histories in the boot.&lt;br /&gt;
'Have you heard of &lt;i&gt;The 99&lt;/i&gt;?' I ask him.&lt;br /&gt;
'No, what's that?'&lt;br /&gt;
'It's a comic book and cartoon series on TV about Muslim superheroes, each one with a special power related to the ninety-nine names of Allah.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh really?' Omar looks excited.&lt;br /&gt;
'Yeah, you should check it out. I think it's online as well. The creator was frustrated that there weren't any good Muslim role models for kids.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Naif Al-Mutawa!' Mya pipes up. 'He was the guy who made the series. I've met him.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Of course you have!' I laugh. I've never met anyone who can network like Mya.&lt;br /&gt;
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'I'm not really from anywhere. I was born in India. My father and mother were Indian. I'm Indian, but I have a British passport, so now I'm British.'&lt;br /&gt;
'You're Indian?' I'm a bit surprised. 'But you're a Muslim, right?'&lt;br /&gt;
'There are a lot of Muslims in India too. It's about fifteen percent of the population. A lot of Muslims there. It is the country with the third highest Muslim population in the world, after Indonesia and Pakistan.'&lt;br /&gt;
'I didn't know that. I thought they all went to Pakistan.' I feel like an ignoramus. 'What made your family come over to England?'&lt;br /&gt;
'My father had to leave.'&lt;br /&gt;
'He &lt;i&gt;had &lt;/i&gt;to?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes, he was politically active in India and he had to leave, for his life, you understand?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Gosh.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes, he had assassination attempts in India.'&lt;br /&gt;
'My god!'&lt;br /&gt;
'So he brought us over to England. That was his jihad: his struggle was political. First he fought in India against the British, then for the rights of Indian Muslims in India and finally in Britain, for our rights here. Thanks to him, I am able to keep my hands clean of politics.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Maybe not politics, but I saw you've got some books on the history of Islam in the boot,' I say. 'Are you interested in Islamic history? I studied the history of the Middle East at university.'&lt;br /&gt;
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He sort of brushes over the last part and launches into a religio-philosophical lecture. The will to meaning – man's search for purpose in life rather than his search for pleasure or for power – seems to be the basis for Omar's faith, or at least the basis of his &lt;i&gt;argument &lt;/i&gt;for faith in general and the Muslim faith in particular.&lt;br /&gt;
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'You can spend your whole life searching for your purpose if you want,' he says. 'But the clock is ticking. If you want to learn about car mechanics you don't learn by yourself, do you? No, you go to the experts. So why not go to the experts for the purpose of life?'&lt;br /&gt;
'But that's the whole fun of living!' I reply. 'I &lt;i&gt;enjoy &lt;/i&gt;looking for meaning through other people, through learning – I enjoy the journey.'&lt;br /&gt;
'But why not go straight to your destination? Why spend so long on the journey when there are people who can tell you already where you need to go?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Because that's no fun!'&lt;br /&gt;
'Well,' Omar shrugs, 'that's your choice. Muslims believe in &lt;i&gt;ikhtiyar&lt;/i&gt;, in free will. Allah has given us free will and we must decide for ourselves. Not every living being has free will, it is our special privilege as humans. We believe that only humans and the djinn have free will, not even the angels have it. Do you know the story of why we have free will?'&lt;br /&gt;
'No.'&lt;br /&gt;
'It is said that Allah offered free will to everyone – to the clouds, to the earth, to the mountains, to the plants, to the animals – but they all said no. Then Allah asked Adam and he said yes. And that is why we have free will.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Why didn't any of the others want it?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Because it is a great responsibility, isn't it? Shaitan is always there to tempt you away from the path of Islam. On the other hand, every plant, every animal is born a muslim with a lower case &lt;i&gt;m &lt;/i&gt;and will always remain a muslim. Even man is born muslim with a lower case &lt;i&gt;m&lt;/i&gt;, meaning perfectly pure. But man has free will and must choose. He can choose to turn away from Allah and be damned, or he can choose the path of Islam and become a Muslim with a capital &lt;i&gt;M&lt;/i&gt;. If he does, then the rewards are infinite.' Omar points out of the window at a green pasture. 'Those sheep are born muslims and they will die muslims, they do their job, but there will be no great reward in heaven for them. They have no &lt;i&gt;ikhtiyar&lt;/i&gt;. Man has the choice to be Muslim with a capital &lt;i&gt;M &lt;/i&gt;or not. If he chooses correctly, then he will be rewarded – but if we are foolish, then we can be tempted away from the path. Allah said that, while he cannot force man to choose correctly, the path of righteousness is clear.'&lt;br /&gt;
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All we have in life to barter with is time – time is money, but time is everything else as well. If you don't have the time, nothing else is worth a dime. So surely, rather than flying, the most extravagant demonstration of your wealth would be to travel as &lt;i&gt;slowly &lt;/i&gt;as you can afford.&lt;br /&gt;
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Aeroplanes are time-cheap. In fact you can use them to &lt;i&gt;buy &lt;/i&gt;time: they are a time investment. Omar is being forced to buy back his time by paying for a flight every weekend, so that he can earn more money in London and still see his family up in Edinburgh. Imagine how much more – in food and hotels and clean socks – it would cost him to &lt;i&gt;walk &lt;/i&gt;from London to Edinburgh every weekend (supposing for a minute that his workplace is happy that he takes two weeks off for a weekend).&lt;br /&gt;
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No, the true wealthy don't buy and sell their time – they take their time and indulge it. The bicycle, the horse, our own two feet – these are the richest forms of travel, not the aeroplane. And don't forget that the aeroplane doesn't just take our money, it saps our energy as well, even in first class. The slower the travel, the more energising it is. You don't get jet lag on a bicycle, you get fit.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, back to the conversation.&lt;br /&gt;
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'Why do you live in Edinburgh, if all the work is down south?' I ask Omar.&lt;br /&gt;
'We used to live in London,' he replies. 'But my wife gets very bad asthma there. She'd wake up in the night with an attack and was always tired the whole time. She went to hospital three times in the night – yes, it was very serious. Then I got a contract in Edinburgh and when she went up there her asthma cleared up and now she refuses to move again. It is good for the kids to stay in the same place as well, so they can go to school. But it does mean that I have to travel a lot and sometimes it is I who am too tired for my wife, you know, to perform my husbandly duties!'&lt;br /&gt;
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He looks too old to be making those kind of jokes, but good for him.&lt;br /&gt;
'I have to be a good husband and father. I have to go where the work is. That is my jihad.'&lt;br /&gt;
He sneaks a look over at us from the corner of his eyes. It's okay, the word doesn't frighten us.&lt;br /&gt;
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He continues: 'It's my personal jihad. People get the wrong idea with this word, but it is a good word, a very useful word. It means &lt;i&gt;struggle&lt;/i&gt;. Every day we have to struggle against our personal constraints. I must work to support my family, but that means I must be away from them for long periods of time. I must make the effort to spend time with my kids when I get back, tired and only wanting my bed on Friday night. I make sure I get up early on Saturday morning and go on a bike ride with them. That is my personal jihad, to be a good father and a good husband. We might have other jihads as well, political or religious, but the most important is the jihad, the struggle, with the self.'&lt;br /&gt;
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Mya likes it. 'I've never heard that before,' she says. 'It's a good idea. Too many people think life is going to be easy. No. You've got to work hard for it.'&lt;br /&gt;
'That's right, it's a struggle.'&lt;br /&gt;
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'We're trying to get to the motorway,' I say through the opening.&lt;br /&gt;
He nods. I can't quite see, but he looks like an ethnic minority – not our demographic at all! My heart leaps. I run over to Mya nodding and smiling. She grabs both our bags and heaves over to the car.&lt;br /&gt;
'He's not white!' I whisper.&lt;br /&gt;
The man gets out of the driver side – he looks Indian – and opens the boot.&lt;br /&gt;
'You're not an axe murderer are you?' he jokes, seriously.&lt;br /&gt;
'No, don't worry!'&lt;br /&gt;
And we chuck our bags into his busy boot. It's a nice car and we drive off onto the road again, heading south.&lt;br /&gt;
'My name is Omar,' our driver says, politely introducing himself. That's a Muslim name: maybe he's Pakistani.&lt;br /&gt;
'I'm Dave.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Mya.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Nice to meet you,' he says. He's very well-spoken. Snobbishly, I think we're in safe hands.&lt;br /&gt;
'Do you often pick up hitch-hikers?' I ask the standard question.&lt;br /&gt;
'No, not these days. I used to hitch myself, a long time ago.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh yes, here?'&lt;br /&gt;
'In England, yes. I used to go from Manchester to the Lake District. I went to university in Manchester.'&lt;br /&gt;
I am, I confess, delighted. Here we have a dark-skinned Muslim, not only happy to give us a lift, but who also used to hitch himself. Here is proof, surely, that any demographic can hitch if they want to.&lt;br /&gt;
'Where are you heading?' I ask Omar.&lt;br /&gt;
'Eventually, to London.'&lt;br /&gt;
Our hearts play Frisbee.&lt;br /&gt;
'But I am stopping in Blackburn to pick up a new tyre. I know someone who'll give me a good deal, you know?'&lt;br /&gt;
Blackburn. We examine the map. That's a long way. 'Blackburn would be fantastic. Thank you so much.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Not a problem.'&lt;br /&gt;
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It is such a warm feeling, to be sitting in a good car, eating up the miles, next to a complete stranger, knowing you have a couple of hours of conversation ahead, no strings attached.&lt;br /&gt;
'Do you live in Scotland?' I ask, softening him up with an easy one.&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes, in Edinburgh.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Whereabouts?'&lt;br /&gt;
'On the north-side, close to the beach.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Lovely.'&lt;br /&gt;
'It is only a pebble beach, but it is good for bike rides.'&lt;br /&gt;
'What are you going for London for?'&lt;br /&gt;
'I'm going there for work. I work in IT and all the work is down south.'&lt;br /&gt;
'That's a long way to commute!'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes, it is!'&lt;br /&gt;
'Do you always drive?'&lt;br /&gt;
'No, no. I'm starting the job tomorrow, but it's not actually in London itself, it's in Staines – you know it?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes.'&lt;br /&gt;
'So I want the car to be able to move around. It's not like it's in London proper, you see?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yeah, yeah.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Then I'll leave the car down there for the duration of the job and fly back on weekends.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Fly?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes. From London City to Edinburgh direct. It's very quick, so I can get back to my family for the weekend.'&lt;br /&gt;
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We walk back over our old footsteps, down to the Ikea, then over the road and down a narrow lane. We first passed it about two ill-fated hours ago, but you can't hurry hitch-hiking. Mya, full of optimism now, rushes over to a van going the wrong way.&lt;br /&gt;
'Does this road go to the A702?' she asks the driver.&lt;br /&gt;
He thinks about it for a moment. 'Aye, it does.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Where are you going?' she asks. Her directness is as refreshing as it is impertinent.&lt;br /&gt;
The man points ahead to the shopping centre. 'I've just got to pick up some things. I'll be coming back this way, I can give you a lift up to the road then.'&lt;br /&gt;
We thank him and he drives off. We're back in the game, back on the right track.&lt;br /&gt;
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We walk up the meandering road, throwing about words.&lt;br /&gt;
'You're good to travel with, Davey. I like that you're so chill.'&lt;br /&gt;
I'm not quite sure what she's talking about exactly. 'Yeah.'&lt;br /&gt;
'I know I'm high maintenance, I know I'm bossy – I can't help it.'&lt;br /&gt;
'That's fine. I don't really care. I can ignore it.'&lt;br /&gt;
'I need people who can put up with me. I'm amazed you do.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Sometimes I do switch off my ears.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Good tactic! Normally, I can't stand being around the same people for very long.'&lt;br /&gt;
'How long have I got left?'&lt;br /&gt;
'You're fine.'&lt;br /&gt;
My heart warms to this. 'Do you not have many close friends, then?'&lt;br /&gt;
'No, I have loads of amazing, close friends. But it annoys me when people project the idealised perfect friendship. It's totally not cool. I get really pissed off with my friends sometimes. It's normal.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh yeah?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yeah, massively. I've got this one friend who uses her looks, you know? I hate that.'&lt;br /&gt;
'What do you mean?'&lt;br /&gt;
'She uses her beauty to manipulate people. She even used it to get better grades at uni.'&lt;br /&gt;
'What! How?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh, you know, by playing on the fact that men find her attractive and will do anything for her. I hate things like that.'&lt;br /&gt;
'You know you said being white and middle class makes it easier for us to get lifts?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yeah?' she says, suspiciously.&lt;br /&gt;
'Well, what about our looks? I often wonder how my life would be different if I was ugly or had been hideously disfigured in a smelting accident or something.'&lt;br /&gt;
Mya doesn't reply.&lt;br /&gt;
'I mean, it &lt;i&gt;does &lt;/i&gt;make things easier, doesn't it?' I say. 'We brush up all right and people react in a positive way.'&lt;br /&gt;
'I don't think I'm ugly,' she says eventually.&lt;br /&gt;
'No, you're beautiful.'&lt;br /&gt;
'I don't know about that.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes you are. It's a classic beauty,' I say, trying to sound matter of fact.&lt;br /&gt;
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Just then, the van from earlier pulls up and hauls us the rest of the way up the hill. The driver, Geoff, tells us he's a window cleaner, like it says on the side of his van. It's only a hitch of a few hundred yards, but he's got our hearts optimistic again. We're on our way.&lt;br /&gt;
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'Abingdon?' I say, my optimism getting the better of me. That would be amazing! My mind rushes with reasons that might connect Bilston, Midlothian and Abingdon, Oxfordshire.&lt;br /&gt;
'Abing&lt;i&gt;ton&lt;/i&gt;,' he corrects. 'On the M82, the services.'&lt;br /&gt;
Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
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We thank him and head on back down to the A701. Just as I'm writing a sign, the same guy passes in his van, stops and presents Mya with a cardboard sign that reads: &lt;i&gt;Abington Services M82 South&lt;/i&gt;. Nice gesture, but it's black Biro on brown cardboard. We'd be standing here for years waiting for someone to see that. So I carry on drawing my black on white sign. We stand around there for about fifteen minutes, but our hearts aren't in it. It just &lt;i&gt;feels &lt;/i&gt;like the wrong place.&lt;br /&gt;
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'I need a coffee,' Mya says, sounding fed-up.&lt;br /&gt;
'Tired already?'&lt;br /&gt;
'No, it's a good laxative.'&lt;br /&gt;
Nice.&lt;br /&gt;
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So we head back to the Sainsbury's and Mya tries the toilet while I order a proper English breakfast from the café. When I return with my breakfast tray, Mya's already opened up a conversation with the retired couple at the table next to ours. They're talking about the protest camp.&lt;br /&gt;
'We locals are very curious,' the wife is saying, 'but no one knows what's going on down there. They keep themselves to themselves and I suppose we do too.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Where do you live?' Mya asks.&lt;br /&gt;
'Just down the road, in Roslin.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Very nice.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes, it is,' the husband says. 'We walk here once a week for our shopping. We're retired, you see. We do a lot of walking now, hardly ever use the car. We used to be a two car family, but now we've only the one and we hardly use it, do we?'&lt;br /&gt;
'No,' the wife agrees.&lt;br /&gt;
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We babble on in an amiable Sunday morning sort of a way, as I munch through a plate piled with sausage, toast, eggs and beans. Once the last of the eggy-bean sauce has been soaked up, though, I'm down to business.&lt;br /&gt;
'Do you have any ideas how we might be able to hitch-hike south?' I ask them.&lt;br /&gt;
The husband answers without hesitation. 'You want the A702.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes, that's what I thought,' I say, 'but we can't work out how to get there!'&lt;br /&gt;
'You will, you will. We'll tell you.'&lt;br /&gt;
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I could have kissed him, even though he's being bloody patronising. Instead of telling us right away, he asks us where we've been.&lt;br /&gt;
'We came up the M1 to Edinburgh,' Mya says, indulging him. 'And then hitched across to Fort William, via Glasgow and Stirling.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Through Loch Lomond?' the husband asks.&lt;br /&gt;
Mya looks at me, questioning.&lt;br /&gt;
'Not on the way there, on the way back,' I say. 'We took the A9 on the way there.'&lt;br /&gt;
The husband nods sagely.&lt;br /&gt;
'And you climbed the Ben, of course?' the wife asks.&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh yes!' Mya exclaims. 'It was amazing. So beautiful!'&lt;br /&gt;
'But the most beautiful part of Scotland you haven't seen yet,' the husband says, mysteriously.&lt;br /&gt;
'Where's that then?'&lt;br /&gt;
The husband leans forward, like he's about to reveal a great secret. 'Galloway.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Galloway? Why?'&lt;br /&gt;
He leans back. 'Oh, it's got everything – it's Scotland in miniature.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Well.' I'm not quite sure what to make of this information. 'We'll just have to come back, then.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes, you will,' the husband says, 'but if I tell you how to get to the A702, you'll join the A74 and go straight through Galloway.' And he smiles, as if he's just pulled off a magic trick.&lt;br /&gt;
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Then, with a shudder of shame, I wake up. But how the hell do you put out an electrical fire?&lt;br /&gt;
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I had the impression that it'd been raining all night, but Mya crawls out of the tent and shouts back, 'It's a beautiful day!'&lt;br /&gt;
I don't believe her, but she's right. It must have been the wind that I heard on the canvas last night. Or rats. We pack up quickly and quietly and don't bother with breakfast. We want to get on the road as soon as possible and get on towards London. We ask some people at the dead fire circle about the best way to hitch south. A bear-like man with dreadlocks finds a map and shows us the best place: a service station on the Edinburgh ring road. He tells us how to get over there, instructions I realise I've forgotten not ten minutes later.&lt;br /&gt;
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We trawl down the A701 towards an out-of-town shopping centre, with a big Sainsbury's in corporate orange and an even bigger Ikea in corporate yellow. According to the dreadlocked bear's directions, there should be a turning off to the left, but it's not obvious. I've memorised the road name – Pentland Road or something – but there are no road signs here. We wander up to the ring road, only to find there's nowhere good to hitch from, just a roundabout. We stand at a bus stop for a while and run into the usual problem of looking like we're waiting for a bus to stop. A man walks past and I ask him for help.&lt;br /&gt;
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'I was on the bus to Peebles,' he says, unhelpfully. 'But I fell asleep and overshot. Big night last night. It were the last night of the Fringe.' He's friendly enough, almost &lt;i&gt;too &lt;/i&gt;friendly and there comes a point where I want him to shut up and let us get on with it. He advises us to head east towards the A86.&lt;br /&gt;
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I run over the road and ask an older, perhaps more sober, woman. She's very friendly as well and we chat for a while. She's never seen any services on the ring road, so I give up on that idea. She suggests we could try heading over the fields in that direction. I thank her, but after examining the map, I decide that what we really want is the A702, not the A701. Only problem is: I can't see how we're supposed to get over there, except by walking along the ring road. I cross back over to Mya.&lt;br /&gt;
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'I wouldn't hitch-hike on my own,' she says. 'Without you here, all the drivers were staring at me. I didn't feel safe.' She also confides that she is constipated, has been since we left London. She needs a lot of vegetables in her diet, apparently.&lt;br /&gt;
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'A dog walks into a bank, goes up to the teller and says, “I want a loan. Ten thousand pounds.” The teller looks at him and just laughs. So the dog checks her name badge and says, “Look, Patricia Whack, my dad's Mick Jagger – now give me the loan.” Patricia looks at the dog suspiciously and says, “Have you got any ID?” The dog puts his paw into his collar and takes out a little plastic toy. “I haven't got any ID, Patricia,” he says, “but my dad's Mick Jagger and this is his plastic elephant. Now give me the money,” and the dog slaps the little white plastic elephant onto the counter. Patricia picks up the toy and frowns at the dog. “I'll have to ask my manager,” she says. “Hold on a moment.” So Patricia goes to her manager's office and says, “There's this dog at the counter saying his dad's Mick Jagger and that he wants a ten thousand pound loan. He gave me this as ID.” She shows her manager the little white plastic elephant. The manager takes one look at the elephant and says, “It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the dog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone!”'&lt;br /&gt;
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And that, by some distance, is the worst joke I've heard in a long time.&lt;br /&gt;
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Steadily, more and more drop out of the circle and Mya's left in charge of poking the fire. Alexander pulls out his guitar and sings a couple of songs. He, like Olly, is busking around the Highlands. He sings a good version of &lt;i&gt;Albi the Racist Dragon&lt;/i&gt;, by &lt;i&gt;Flight of the Conchords&lt;/i&gt;. His other efforts are patchy.&lt;br /&gt;
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Alice tries to sing some &lt;i&gt;REM&lt;/i&gt;, but it's a bit maudlin for the occasion. Then she decides we need a bedtime story, so pulls out &lt;i&gt;Winnie the Pooh&lt;/i&gt;. Alexander accompanies her on the guitar, to applause when he hits a great chord. The reading, though, is atrocious – and this from a woman who says she's into esoteric theatre. I can't bear to listen when she tries to explain to us why the story of Winnie the Pooh and the Woozle is so funny.&lt;br /&gt;
'They're following their own tracks all along,' she squeals. 'So every time they go around the tree, another Woozle joins them!'&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah, no shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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When the night has forgotten there was ever a day, I take the guitar and play &lt;i&gt;Suze&lt;/i&gt;, an aborted instrumental by Bob Dylan, my hands and legs shaking with the performance. I've never done it for other people before, not around a camp fire. Mya asks what it was.&lt;br /&gt;
'Dylan,' I say.&lt;br /&gt;
'I liked it.'&lt;br /&gt;
'I was thinking of making you a mix tape, a sort of &lt;i&gt;Bob Dylan for Beginners&lt;/i&gt;.'&lt;br /&gt;
'I'd like that. I should give him a chance. I'd like to listen with the lyrics in front of me.'&lt;br /&gt;
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'Yeah...'&lt;br /&gt;
'They always had rules to follow: do this, do that. And all we dreamed of was freedom and now I have this freedom and I can do amazing things – I'm in Scotland and I've been to Belgium and France and Germany, &lt;i&gt;je suis lituanienne&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i&gt;Ich spreche kein Deutsch&lt;/i&gt; – but I don't know what I want to do!'&lt;br /&gt;
'Well, no one does. Look at me: I'm a writer. I always said I wanted to be a writer, since I was about eighteen, but I never did any writing – not for seven years! I didn't start writing seriously until last year, but now I've written a novel.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Wow! Can I buy it?'&lt;br /&gt;
'No, it's not published – yet.'&lt;br /&gt;
'What's your name? I can go into the bookshop and ask for it every day. Do you have the book yet? No. And the next day: do you have the book yet? No. And the next day...'&lt;br /&gt;
'It probably &lt;i&gt;won't &lt;/i&gt;get published,' I say.&lt;br /&gt;
'Noooo! Don't say that. It &lt;i&gt;will &lt;/i&gt;get published.'&lt;br /&gt;
'That's very unlikely. And even if it did, it wouldn't be very famous, it wouldn't sell very much.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Noooo! Don't say that – it will sell and you will be a &lt;i&gt;millionaire&lt;/i&gt;.'&lt;br /&gt;
'I hope not.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Don't say that! Be hopeful, it's got to be the best one, you've got to give it to publishers.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Well, I'm going to send it to publishers, but I'm going to make sure that the next book is even better. This is only my first one. The second one will be better.'&lt;br /&gt;
'No – the first one is always the best. Harry Potter – the first one is the best.'&lt;br /&gt;
'I haven't read it...'&lt;br /&gt;
'It's the best.'&lt;br /&gt;
'But I hope that I'll always improve. My second novel will be better than the first, the third better than the second, the fourth better than the third...'&lt;br /&gt;
'Noooo! The first one &lt;i&gt;must &lt;/i&gt;be the best!'&lt;br /&gt;
'Well... Anyway, the point is that life is a process of slow accumulation. You start with nothing and, very slowly, you build up. I started my writing with a story that was only fifty words long.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Wow!'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes, only fifty words, just a little something from my life. And then the next day I wrote fifty-five words and then sixty, sixty-five and so on until, two years later, I've written a novel.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Wow!'&lt;br /&gt;
'So you can start becoming a film director tomorrow.'&lt;br /&gt;
'No, I &lt;i&gt;can't&lt;/i&gt;!' She says it like I'm an idiot.&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes you can. Start small. Write a single sentence, an idea for a film or a scene, or a character – I don't know – something tiny. Something so small that you can't fail and then build it up, day by day.' Then, without warning, my synapses flare, like bursting fat from the frying sausages – 'It's like your cycling story!' I blurt out.&lt;br /&gt;
'Huh?' she says.&lt;br /&gt;
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But our fireside chatter is sparking now with metaphorical symmetry and I'm borne away on my own rhetorical enthusiasm.&lt;br /&gt;
'You pushed your bike all night over the sand – one step after another, you said, right?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Uh-huh.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Well, it's exactly like that, life – exactly! It's painful and slow, but you have to start somewhere and the sooner you start, the sooner you get where you want to be!'&lt;br /&gt;
I see her eyes catch the fire of my epiphany. 'Yes, yes!' she squeals. 'Okay, I'll do it!'&lt;br /&gt;
'Great!' My heart glows with motivational inspiration. 'Start tomorrow!'&lt;br /&gt;
'No, not tomorrow,' she says, damping the flames. 'Soon.'&lt;br /&gt;
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'I'm from Lithuania,' she says. 'Do you know where that is?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes, of course,' I reply. The boy stares over at me with googly eyes. I ignore him.&lt;br /&gt;
'Some people don't,' the Lithuanian girl says.&lt;br /&gt;
'It's up near Russia, next to Latvia and Estonia – what's the order?' I have three fingers splayed out, representing the three Baltic states, north to south.&lt;br /&gt;
She counts them off: 'Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh – that's easy, they're in alphabetical order.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes, yes. That's right, alphabetical order!' She's very happy about this discovery.&lt;br /&gt;
'I've been to the Baltic,' I say. 'To Gdansk in Poland. That must be near Lithuania, no?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Gdansk? No, not really.'&lt;br /&gt;
'But if you carry on along the coast you get to Lithuania, don't you?'&lt;br /&gt;
'No, Russia, a little piece of Russia first.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh right.' I'm disappointed.&lt;br /&gt;
'But I cycled along the coast once. I cycled all the way to Latvia. A long way – it's a funny story actually.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh yeah?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes. I cycled to Latvia from my town, Kretinga. All the way to Liepaja in Latvia. It's about eighty kilometres.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh, wow. How long did that take you?'&lt;br /&gt;
'I think around eight hours on the way there, but I decided to go along the beach on the way back. The worst decision I ever made in my life. The worst ever. It was painful. Every step. Eighty kilometres like this,' she mimes trudging through the sand. 'Every step on the sand. The worst decision I ever made.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Sand's impossible to cycle on!'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes, yes. &lt;i&gt;Impossible&lt;/i&gt;.' She has this funny way of exaggerating the emphasis on certain key words.&lt;br /&gt;
'How long did it take you?'&lt;br /&gt;
'I don't know. It was dark also, but I had to keep going. It took me all night to walk that way, pushing my bicycle. One step after another, trying not to think about how far it was.'&lt;br /&gt;
'But you made it?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes, I made it. Then there were stones and I was trying not to look at the cars driving past when I was cycling on the stones, the wheels falling into the stones. So slow! So &lt;i&gt;slow&lt;/i&gt;!'&lt;br /&gt;
'I can imagine. So what are you doing now in Scotland?' I ask her.&lt;br /&gt;
'I want to get a job. I saw a job notice in the window of a café, saying we need workers. So I went in and did two days' training and they said they would call me. But there is no reception on my phone here, so if they don't call me, I'll try to find another job.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Why do you need a job here so badly?'&lt;br /&gt;
'I need to get a job because I need English classes because, all the good jobs, you need very excellent English and I haven't. I need English classes as well so I can go to university in Edinburgh.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh yeah? What do you want to study?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Philosophy or Psychology or Film Direction.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Wow. That's a mixture.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes. I want to be a film director. I always say that, but I've got no experience in film direction.'&lt;br /&gt;
'That doesn't matter. You've got to start somewhere.'&lt;br /&gt;
'I don't know what I want to do. That is the problem.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes you do, you want to be a film director.'&lt;br /&gt;
'But how do I &lt;i&gt;know &lt;/i&gt;I want to be a film director?'&lt;br /&gt;
'You just told me you did!'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yes, but I don't know if I will be &lt;i&gt;good &lt;/i&gt;at it.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Of course you won't be: at first, you'll be awful. Everyone always is at the beginning.'&lt;br /&gt;
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'I need an angle-grinder,' he says.&lt;br /&gt;
'What's that?' Mya asks.&lt;br /&gt;
'It's a spinny thing that cuts through metal.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh, cool! Do you make things out of metal?' Mya asks, sweetly.&lt;br /&gt;
The anarchist looks at her and smiles. 'No, dahlin,' he says in his London accent. 'I need to get in somewhere, don't I? I need an angle-grinder and some bolt cutters to break the door down.'&lt;br /&gt;
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I snort and carry on toasting. I can sense that Mya is impressed this time, though. I continue to listen intently, feigning disinterest, hiding jealousy.&lt;br /&gt;
'I can't decide whether to go on the dole or not,' Stu says. 'I need funds for supplies, you know? But if I go on the dole, they'll know where I am.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Who will?' Mya asks, agog with sappish interest.&lt;br /&gt;
'The government. I'm on one of their lists.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Wow. How do you know?'&lt;br /&gt;
'I've got a picture of my fitty on my computer.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Fitty? What's that?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Forward Intelligence Team, they keep an eye on me.'&lt;br /&gt;
'What would they do if they knew where you were?' Mya asks, completely taken in now. 'Would you be arrested?'&lt;br /&gt;
'Oh, nothing like that,' Stu says. 'It's just so that they know where I am, so they can stop me doing stuff.'&lt;br /&gt;
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I can't listen to this rubbish any more, so I turn to the sophomore travellers sitting next to me. They're drinking a lot of beer, particularly the boy. He's a Scot from further up north. He keeps clicking his fingers across the fire at Toni, calling for more beer. He can't be more than eighteen. He looks like he's never seen a bottle of beer before and is making gay while the moonshines. His companion is a Lithuanian girl and they're trying to teach each other words from their languages. He gets LABA DIENA – Lithuanian for Good-day – tattooed across his arm in upper case Biro. She's practising the pronunciation of England's difficult Ws.&lt;br /&gt;
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The boy calls out for a bottle opener. I've got a penknife in my pocket: it must have a bottle opener. With hard heart, I engage myself to help him. I try my best, but the bottle opener's aperture isn't a good fit for the bottle.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Lithuanian, her voice bloated with alcohol, urges me to succeed: 'Come ooon, come ooooon!' This is rather annoying. Then, even more annoyingly, Stu the anarchist grabs the bottle and pops the top off with a lighter.&lt;br /&gt;
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'That's cool,' I say. 'We don't have to.' Secretly, I'm pleased: that means I'll have her to myself.&lt;br /&gt;
'I've got a bad feeling about them. They're so boring, such a cliché.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Yeah,' I agree. 'Although I would like something to eat.'&lt;br /&gt;
'We've got bread and cheese, you can make a sandwich.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Or cheese toasties – amazing!'&lt;br /&gt;
'Hey, Davey – have you got my bedroll?'&lt;br /&gt;
'No.'&lt;br /&gt;
'Shit. I must have left it by the fire circle.'&lt;br /&gt;
So that makes our mind up: we'll hang out up at the fire circle, but only for an hour or so, just while I toast some cheese.&lt;br /&gt;
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Up at the fire, there's a guy cooking up about thirty sausages for the dogs, half a dozen bitches and puppies running around, black as the forest night.&lt;br /&gt;
'All our food is skipped,' a woman brags. 'We've got a massive box, about this big' – she stretches her arms wide – 'of crisps. Do you want some crisps?'&lt;br /&gt;
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We settle down into spaces on separate pallet benches. Mya slips smoothly into the conversation without me. So I silently toast my bread and cheese and stare into the fire, feeling resentful and lonesome. There's a dog curled up at my back and I think he feels resentful and lonesome too. He arches his back against mine, trying to push me away and I do the same to him. I hate relying on my friends for conversation and I resent Mya for sitting away from me. She's squeezed between two other young men, talking promiscuously to everyone around her. A minute ago she didn't even want to be here and now &lt;i&gt;I'm &lt;/i&gt;the one feeling sorry for myself? And how can she be so naive, talking to these men? I know what they're after: men are all idiots and bores.&lt;br /&gt;
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I've got one foot raised onto the brick surround of the fire. I lean forward with an elbow on my knee and pull at my beard, the heat scorching my face. All the while, I'm letting the conversations waft around me. Across the fire is a man in dreadlocks, he speaks over the flames and tries to include me, but I'm still feeling resentful and lonesome and the noise of the fireside chatter makes our conversation difficult. He leans back into his bench sofa again and I go back to staring into the fire. I appreciate the effort, but I want solitude in this crowd. Next to the dreadlocked man is Alice, the girl we'd met earlier up at the tower. She's whispering with her white-haired neighbour in wild words about witches and beggars. They're both eating skipped crisps.&lt;br /&gt;
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Mya's talking to an earnest American guy, a girl called Toni and an anarchist called Stu, whose initials are the same as mine. He goes by his middle name: his full name is David Stuart Comfort – the odds of that happening are 17,576 to 1.&lt;br /&gt;
'I love female hitch-hikers!' the American declares, delighted.&lt;br /&gt;
Mya isn't impressed. She's a feminist. His was not a feminist statement.&lt;br /&gt;
'The problem is the money-economy!' the American declares, delighted. 'We need to replace the money-economy with a traditional barter-economy, where the only products are those we need to survive. The only things we really need are food and shelter. Everything else is consumerism.'&lt;br /&gt;
I'm not impressed, so I keep on toasting bread and cheese and staring into the fire.&lt;br /&gt;
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