The Sports Hernia Blog

Five months removed from last appearance, Wang remains rattled

2009-11-27T12:00:00-05:00

It certainly wouldn't be a stretch to say this is the stiffest Wang has looked in all of 2009. He does appear to be keeping himself in shape though, as the last thing the Yankees want to see is an...

Bird Selig would like to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving

2009-11-26T14:33:05-05:00

Charlie Weis fiction amazingly still going for as much as one cent

2009-11-25T21:59:03-05:00

(click to enlarge) That's right, you can order a used copy of "The New Gold Standard: Charlie Weis and Notre Dame's Rise to Glory" from Amazon.com for one shiny penny. You can also get a brand new copy for $0.60....

The Hernia Gives Thanks

2009-11-25T13:41:44-05:00

We'd like to take this opportunity to give thanks for what matters most, and that is that we are now being followed by Jon Gruden's Penis. And yes, as noted at the bottom there, we most certainly believe Jon Gruden's...

Resurgent Rangers, wang leads to memorable Larry Brooks opener

2009-11-24T20:23:48-05:00

It turns out the Rangers win over the Blue Jackets last night wasn't just a wake up call for the struggling Blueshirts, but for the inactive dong of New York Post writer Larry Brooks, too. Notice the original time stamp...

American League to Twins: Keep winning those MVP Awards

2009-11-24T15:42:42-05:00

... and underachieving. ... and losing in the first round. ... and building a stadium with no roof for those beautiful April days in Minnesota. ... and using all that revenue sharing money to delicately groom Mauer's sideburns.

By not penning an unshitty thought, New York Knicks fans know Mike Lupica doesn't care about them

2009-11-20T16:55:16-05:00

Throw on your khakis and argyle socks, it's time for a ride down squirrel dick lane. You'll particularly enjoy the part where an out-of-touch Lupica talks to the one alleged Knicks fan he knows -- a guy who awkwardly dresses...

Eli Manning just hoping to avoid breast examination this Sunday

2009-11-20T14:07:06-05:00

Yes, the heated and often emotional search for a flattering picture of Eli Manning trucks on. The search is now well into year 28. That is no way depressing.

Beetlejuice and Bam Morris now running the WFAN switchboard

2009-11-20T09:13:22-05:00

Under the apparent new WFAN guidelines, don't be surprised to soon hear a caller play Weird Al's "George Of The Jungle" in it's entirety. Bong Hits On Mike’d Up [Tirico Suave]

Update: Hockey violence still laugh-out-loud funny

2009-11-19T14:10:07-05:00

Tupperware party? Stationary party? Hell and No. Give this woman two hockey players beating the living piss out of each other and all is right in her world.

The Sports Hernia Show - Episode 8

2009-11-19T11:01:28-05:00

This week's installment of The Sports Hernia Show does an impressive swan dive into the intriguing Cleveland Browns mess while wondering when Buddy Ryan will give his weeping son an uppercut. We also look at the Larry Johnson/Bengals nuptials, Melky...

Emotional Nowitzki takes first in imaginary marathon

2009-11-19T08:46:07-05:00

Ric Flair now playing hungover sewer rat in real life

2009-11-18T16:01:02-05:00

Oh, almost forgot -- Ric Flair attacked Hulk Hogan and whipped reporters with his belt at a press conference in Australia. Same old, same old. Hulk Hogan Bloodied at Press Conference w/ Ric Flair [Bob's Blitz]

If you didn't think frayed Jorts completed The Bill, you'd be wrong

2009-11-18T13:12:35-05:00

This must be Bill Belichick's perverse way of punishing himself for Sunday's loss, although he always seems to be trapped in a self-induced punishment regardless of the outcome. Perhaps this is The Bill just hanging onto his Nashville roots.

Mike Francesa confirms Knicks will lure free agents "Because Da City Is New Yawk"

2009-11-18T07:00:00-05:00

But da city ain't New Yawk without Big Mikey. Embrace it, embrace him. Guy is a masterfully skilled chameleon. Mike Francesa Is The Emperor Of New York [Tirico Suave]

Breaking: Steve Phillips may have trouble finding next gig

2009-11-17T12:00:00-05:00

The New York Daily News ran a compelling piece yesterday hinting that former ESPN anal analyst Steve Phillips may be facing "bleak job prospects" when he attempts to claw his way back into the sports world. It took some long,...