The Sports Hernia Blog

Eli Manning chooses odd time to ride invisible motorcycle

2009-11-09T15:03:49-05:00

While an entire fanbase finds itself completely miserable today, Lloyd Christmas remains proud.

Just in case your eyes haven't yet been ruined by the Latino Dracula-Joker-Lizard

2009-11-09T14:27:57-05:00

No, no, this is not a haunted wax figure, this is really Sammy Sosa.

Yankees take record 16 hours to become painfully insufferable World Champions

2009-11-06T11:10:38-05:00

We're guessing that right now you're violently clenching a pair of pliers as part of a disturbing plot to rip out Girardi's braces. In a fitting, annoying twist, you'll need to take a number. Girardi likely to up ante with...

Bing looking to put dent in Google by completely pissing off the general public

2009-11-05T16:43:51-05:00

We're guessing whatever minimal gains Bing may have made in the search market before today have since vanished faster than an innocent head in Rikishi's asscheeks. [via, who else, Bing]

Girardi pays tribute to Hans and Franz in bizarre World Series trophy presentation

2009-11-05T12:02:38-05:00

Then again, he could simply be wearing his official Yankees Championship tshirt over an astronaut suit. Both are refreshingly edgy from a fashion standpoint. And for the hell of it, here's Hans and Franz.

NY Post shocks oddsmakers, takes until Game 6 to photoshop Pedro's head on baby

2009-11-04T16:36:56-05:00

Expect every member of the Yankees to be photoshopped on a horse's ass if they fail to close it out tonight.

Phillies inexplicably add Carlito Brigante to World Series roster

2009-11-04T12:20:11-05:00

This is absolutely a strange, eery move for Philly, as the movie version of Brigante was viciously gunned down in the closing scene by Benny Blanco from the Bronx.

The NBA season hasn't officially begun until we've all been properly Kaman'd

2009-11-03T11:28:55-05:00

If after seeing this photo you find yourself imitating Kaman's "crazed beaver" overbite, you're not alone. Now go tear into an Orc's flesh like Mr. Peepers.

Mike Francesa and Phil Mushnick travel back in time for youthful, kinky pillow fight

2009-11-02T17:45:00-05:00

To summarize, this is ten minutes of Mike Francesa showing off his shiny, untouchable tits. While he refutes Phil Mushnick's claims by expressing love for countless Jewish co-workers, big Mikey does fail to admit that he has always been anti-Eckstein,...

Focused Canó to create balloon animals during tonight's National Anthem

2009-11-02T16:15:05-05:00

Lions uninspired effort coincidentally followed by world's most depressing game recap

2009-11-02T06:00:00-05:00

Someone, anyone, please take this man to Taco Town at once.

The Sports Hernia Show - Episode 8

2009-11-01T19:28:16-05:00

In this week’s installment, albeit a bit late, the Sports Hernia revels in the Agassi’s meth revelation and attempts to cover all the impending implosions within the NBA this season. Don't forget you can also subscribe to the show through...

Welcome to the Brett Favre Live Cam!

2009-11-01T18:45:42-05:00

No, seriously. Fox has a camera following Brett Favre, and only Brett Favre. So in lieu of watching a potentially decent football game between the Packers and Vikings, you can instead watch Brett Favre point at a clipboard or adjust...