tag:typepad.com,2003:weblog-537286 2012-05-24T22:23:01-04:00 Giving Sports a Roundhouse Kick to the Nuts TypePad tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83451b84f69e2016766c36aa6970b 2012-05-24T22:23:01-04:00 2012-05-25T14:16:37-04:00

If these two Funny or Die shorts don't give you flashbacks to sitting in your dorm room playing NHL 95 on Genesis, than we probably don't like you (or you are way too young to understand). The Playoff Beard Follies:...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheSportsHerniaBlog/~4/JXMfpU3029s" height="1" width="1"/>

TheSportsHernia http://www.sportsherniablog.com/blog/2012/05/missing-their-beards.html tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83451b84f69e20168eba1843a970c 2012-05-21T08:00:05-04:00 2012-05-22T14:54:29-04:00

In an effort to liven an up an old gameroom favorite, Rangers legend and notorious coochie whisperer recently introduced his own line of Air Hockey tables. The Ron Duguay Bone Zone Three-way Table Hockey System puts a new spin on...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheSportsHerniaBlog/~4/NumC3IbOHvg" height="1" width="1"/>

TheSportsHernia http://www.sportsherniablog.com/blog/2012/05/ron-duguay-re-invents-air-hockey.html tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83451b84f69e2016305a221cc970d 2012-05-18T12:53:41-04:00 2012-05-22T14:59:55-04:00

BRISTOL, CT -- Notorious face contortionist, Skip Bayless, has let the cat out of the bag and finally turned into a werewolf on live television. The somewhat startling, but mostly predictable transformation took place this morning on ESPN's wildly fresh...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheSportsHerniaBlog/~4/9mmdDZ9YECE" height="1" width="1"/>

TheSportsHernia http://www.sportsherniablog.com/blog/2012/05/breaking-skip-bayless-turns-into-werewolf-on-live-television.html tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83451b84f69e20168eb8d7ea7970c 2012-05-16T19:00:29-04:00 2012-05-16T19:00:29-04:00

Whenever we describe this site to people, we're often tempted to say it's a sports site about nothing, which is exactly what it's been as of late. But in reality, it really wouldn't be proper to use that line even...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheSportsHerniaBlog/~4/JMtAOaW_zXs" height="1" width="1"/>

TheSportsHernia http://www.sportsherniablog.com/blog/2012/05/the-key-to-the-game-and-this-very-site-is-something.html tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83451b84f69e20168eb769d4b970c 2012-05-12T21:00:00-04:00 2012-05-16T17:22:15-04:00

Will Pau bounce back in Game 7 or will it be another tiwed and sweepy night for the Spaniard?<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheSportsHerniaBlog/~4/0J-Kf_jzVsM" height="1" width="1"/>

TheSportsHernia http://www.sportsherniablog.com/blog/2012/05/paujama-time.html tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83451b84f69e201630568fbd3970d 2012-05-09T17:04:47-04:00 2012-05-09T17:06:17-04:00

Massive bonus points are in order for TNT's Ernie Johnson, who opened the embarrassing clip of cantankerous Rondo with the "hot under the collar" line. That's about as close as you'll get to Ernie blatantly mocking a player, so soak...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheSportsHerniaBlog/~4/eDF2jc-aSpo" height="1" width="1"/>

TheSportsHernia http://www.sportsherniablog.com/blog/2012/05/rondo-wears-stupid-jacket-gets-filmed-in-it-becomes-cranky.html tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83451b84f69e20168eb0c3034970c 2012-05-02T19:09:50-04:00 2012-05-02T19:09:50-04:00

The portly Angels first baseman is batting .208 with 5 RBIs, zero home runs and a putrid OPS that would even make little Jason Tyner cry. Cosmo Kramer's infamous words of "look away, I'm hideous" sound awfully poignant right about...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheSportsHerniaBlog/~4/rRH-hKI2SVk" height="1" width="1"/>

TheSportsHernia http://www.sportsherniablog.com/blog/2012/05/report-albert-pujols-now-an-awful-baseball-player.html tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83451b84f69e2016765d9647e970b 2012-04-28T15:54:07-04:00 2012-05-01T18:01:21-04:00

If NFL teams are looking for someone to plug the run, set the end, and wreak general havoc on opposing offenses, we suggest they look no further than South Beach Tow's breakout star Bernice. We don't care if her 40...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheSportsHerniaBlog/~4/LzRtMDOqTuk" height="1" width="1"/>

TheSportsHernia http://www.sportsherniablog.com/blog/2012/04/forget-day-3-grainy-draft-footage.html tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83451b84f69e20168ea861ff2970c 2012-04-21T20:52:12-04:00 2012-04-21T20:52:12-04:00

We are not to pretend to know anything about NASCAR, but it is clear to us that Kyle Busch is not impressed. Not even being dressed up like a giant peanut M&amp;M can cheer this guy up. [Photo via Yahoo]...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheSportsHerniaBlog/~4/9eV11t8jHFI" height="1" width="1"/>

TheSportsHernia http://www.sportsherniablog.com/blog/2012/04/report-nascars-kyle-busch-is-not-impressed.html tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a00d83451b84f69e2016304521b9f970d 2012-04-17T21:34:41-04:00 2012-04-17T21:34:41-04:00

Our old pal Rusty Hardin was escorting his star client while holding his personal travel mug curiously far from his hip. That could only mean that Rusty's un-holy grail was filled with one of the following: - Clemens' replacement urine...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/TheSportsHerniaBlog/~4/KI8fIV4BOW4" height="1" width="1"/>

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