Shop – The Square Ball https://thesquareball.net Leeds United Fanzine Thu, 07 May 2026 20:40:43 +0000 en-GB hourly 1 https://thesquareball.net/wp-content/uploads/siteicon_144-100x100.png Shop – The Square Ball https://thesquareball.net 32 32 yes Shop – The Square Ball false Shop – The Square Ball podcast Shop – The Square Ball http://thesquareball.net/wp-content/plugins/powerpress/rss_default.jpg https://thesquareball.net Lowfields Travel Cup https://thesquareball.net/shop/lowfields-travel-cup/ Thu, 16 Apr 2026 19:00:51 +0000 https://thesquareball.net/?post_type=product&p=371071 If Leeds United doesn't make your heart race quite enough for your liking, and you love a coffee on the go, well you're in luck. Our new 350ml resusable, TSB Lowfields coffee cups will do just the job. These Americano double-walled, eco-friendly alternative to the usual disposable cups, come with a screw-on lid and printed with our Lowfields design and Icon logo, so you'll definitely stand out from the crowd sipping from one of these beauties. They stand 155mm high with a diameter of 95mm, and are full dishwasher and microwave safe. The cups are supplied individually wrapped in eco-friendly home compostable bags. These eco bags completely compost within 12 months through home compost bins, food waster bins and garden waste bins TSB+ members, make sure you're logged in for your automatic 10% discount  ]]> Active Logo Tee | Navy https://thesquareball.net/shop/active-tee-navy/ Thu, 16 Apr 2026 18:52:40 +0000 https://thesquareball.net/?post_type=product&p=371061 Perfect for that run in the park, the hard slog in the gym or just lounging about on the beach, our new unisex lightweight screen printed logo tees will keep you cool. The AWDIS Cool T is a lightweight, breathable and comfortable tee made from a moisture-wicking polyester, ideal to "look and feel great while you push yourself to the limit" or in true TSB style, just taking in a beer or a cheeky Pinot Grigio in a beer garden. Materials: 100% polyester
Size Chest to Fit (inches)
XS 35-37
S 37-39
M 39-41
L 41-43
XL 43-45
2XL 45-48
]]> Irish Tour Toucan Tee | Black https://thesquareball.net/shop/irish-tour-toucan-tee-black/ Thu, 16 Apr 2026 18:32:52 +0000 https://thesquareball.net/?post_type=product&p=371048 Fit: regular fit Materials: 100% organic premium cotton, 180gsm midweight
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Pit to pit Body length Sleeve length
Small 49cm / 19in 69cm / 27in 20.5cm / 8in
Medium 52cm / 20.5in 72cm / 28in 21.5cm / 8.5in
Large 55cm / 21.5in 74cm / 29in 22.5cm / 9in
XL 58cm / 23in 76cm / 30in 22.5cm / 9in
2XL 61cm / 24in 78cm / 31in 23.5cm / 9.25in
3XL 64cm / 25in 80cm / 31.5in 24.5cm / 9.5in
We went to Ireland to do some live shows - and to drink our own bodyweight in the black stuff. We produced a tour tee because we went all Billy Big Bollocks and thought we were rock stars. We hope you like it... Screen printed to our standard Stanley Stella Creator tees, with two Ireland-themed TSB designs; a single colour Harp to the front and some totally random bird/drink combo in full colour to the reverse.]]> 2025-26 | Issue 07 https://thesquareball.net/shop/2025-26-issue-07/ Thu, 16 Apr 2026 08:35:57 +0000 https://thesquareball.net/?post_type=product&p=370987 This is the seventh issue of The Square Ball's 36th season and Leeds United's 2025/26 definitely-not-ending-in-relegation-and-holy-fuck-we're-also-winning-the-FA-Cup campaign. Well, just as we were preparing ourselves for an agonising end to the season, this last week has provided quite the twist, eh? Obviously it's still going to be agonising, because it's Leeds United, but after a long-awaited league win at Old Trafford and a trip to Wembley on the horizon it could also be... amazing? Inside the mag, you'll find from your favourite regular contributors:
  • Luke Brennan interviews David Wetherall about how he became the "clapped-out Morris Minor" that Leeds could always rely on
  • Chris McMenamy's remarkable story on the shadowy figure who might provide the answer to exactly what happened in the 1973 European Cup Winners' Cup final
  • Jon Howe provides an extract from his excellent debut novel 'Days Of Treacle'
  • Plus taking over London, unlikely goalkeeping heroes, a happy reunion with Marcelo Bielsa and the perils of misplaced nostalgia
]]> 2025-26 | Issue 06 https://thesquareball.net/shop/2025-26-issue-06/ Tue, 24 Feb 2026 15:17:28 +0000 https://thesquareball.net/?post_type=product&p=365836 This is the sixth issue of The Square Ball's 36th season and Leeds United's 2025/26 definitely-not-ending-in-relegation campaign. But we're taking a break from the present day concerns at Elland Road, because 25 years ago Leeds United swaggered around Europe on their way to the Champions League semi-finals. Nobody ever mentions it, so we've taken a big look back at the adventures of the campaign. Inside the mag, you'll find from your favourite regular contributors:
  • Rob Conlon chats to Eirik Bakke about his journey from Norway's second tier to battling against Europe's elite in the space of eighteen months
  • Gaizka Mendieta outs Joe Brennan as a Leeds fan and tells him all about that semi-final with Valencia
  • Chris McMenamy recalls asking for some help from the heavens against Real Madrid only to get a cold, hard slap in the face
  • Plus conquering Rome, crying ourselves to sleep, a best XI of opponents Leeds faced and Olivier Dacourt sucking a lollipop
]]> Eddie Gray’s Leeds https://thesquareball.net/shop/eddie-grays-leeds/ Thu, 05 Feb 2026 15:00:11 +0000 https://thesquareball.net/?post_type=product&p=328450 Eddie Gray’s Leeds opens the door to many defining moments of Leeds United history Eddie’s association with the club across seven decades. Triumphs, heartbreaks, characters and culture—told by one of the greatest figures ever to wear the white shirt. • Player who lit up Elland Road  • Coach and manager guiding future generations  • Ambassador carrying the club’s spirit  • Lifelong supporter who follows every game, His candid stories and insights are beautifully complemented by Robert Endeacott’s narrative craft, creating an intimate and engaging alternative history of the club TSB+ members get 10% off the cover price — make sure you’re logged in to get your discount. ]]> 2025-26 | Issue 05 https://thesquareball.net/shop/2025-26-issue-05/ Wed, 14 Jan 2026 08:35:14 +0000 https://thesquareball.net/?post_type=product&p=361631 This is the fifth issue of The Square Ball's 36th season and Leeds United's 2025/26 definitely-not-ending-in-relegation campaign. After issue four was devoted to the iconic 1992 title-winning midfield, we've got a lot to catch up on in the current world of Leeds United. Comebacks against Man City, wins against Chelsea, points against Liverpool and Scum, a fancy new formation and the same old manager — who we now like so much again that he's our cover star, as illustrated by the excellent Emily Tartanella. Inside the mag, you'll find from your favourite regular contributors:
  • Chris McMenamy on Howard Wilkinson taking his Leeds United team on a bizarre mid-season trip to Italy, sponsored by some toasters and kettles
  • Sam Gibbard unravels the strange story of author Paul Harrison and his discredited biographies of Billy Bremner and Albert Johanneson
  • Kirsty Kenyon recounts her roadtrip to Toronto to meet Mat Klich and try not to cry in front of him
  • Zac Connolly on supporting Leeds in the early hours of the morning from Australia, and the pain of trying not to wake his family up when Ao Tanaka sticks in a last-minute winner against Liverpool
  • Plus taking back everything we've ever said about Brenden Aaronson, falling back in love with Daniel Farke, laughing Enzo Maresca and Ruben Amorim out of the door and voting for Michael Duberry in the Sports Personality of the Year awards
]]> Dominic Calvert-Lewin Mug https://thesquareball.net/shop/dominic-calvert-lewin-mug/ Mon, 05 Jan 2026 13:22:50 +0000 https://thesquareball.net/?post_type=product&p=360733 You know things are going well for a player when they get a TSB mug. Featuring our levitating prince and a fire beast. TSB+ members, make sure you're logged in for your automatic £1.50 discount  ]]> 2025-26 | Issue 04 | bumper ’92 midfield special https://thesquareball.net/shop/2025-26-issue-04/ Fri, 05 Dec 2025 08:06:06 +0000 https://thesquareball.net/?post_type=product&p=356320 This is the fourth issue of The Square Ball's 36th season and Leeds United's 2025/26 definitely-not-ending-in-relegation campaign — but we're not going to worry about that here. As we all know December 25th is the birthday of our Lord and saviour, Gary McAllister, so what better way to celebrate than a magazine devoted to the midfield that defined Leeds United becoming the Last Champions of English football? This mini-special, which comes with a choice of one of four covers, features over fifty pages more than a regular issue and has a lovely spine, so the cover price is slightly more expensive at £4 (all that for just a quid extra!). It's still included in your annual subscription though, so for the best deal sign up to TSB+ Mag and get our regular magazines for £1 per issue (plus postage). Inside the mag, you'll find from your favourite regular contributors:
  • Bryn Law on following Leeds United and Wales and his friendship with Gary Speed
  • The Hitchers' Niall Quinn tells Rob Conlon about the "bastard hangover" that inspired one of the greatest football songs of all time — 'Strachan'
  • What we can learn about life from the best and funniest quotes in David Batty's autobiography
  • Tony Dorigo lifts the lid on sharing pitches and changing rooms with each player
  • Calum Archibald explains why, growing up supporting Leeds and Scotland, Gary McAllister was footballing royalty as both player and manager
]]> TSB x Admiral Long-sleeved Lowfields shirt https://thesquareball.net/shop/tsb-x-admiral-long-sleeved-lowfields-shirt/ Fri, 28 Nov 2025 08:40:52 +0000 https://thesquareball.net/?post_type=product&p=354071
Size guide — please check the measurements carefully before you order!
To fit chest Pit to pit Base of collar to hem
Small 91-96.5cm / 36-38in 53cm / 21in 69.5cm / 27in
Medium 96.5-101.5cm / 38-40in 54cm / 24in 71cm / 28in
Large 101.5-106.5cm / 40-42in 57.5cm / 22.5in 74cm / 29in
XL 106.5-112cm / 42-44in 59cm / 23in 75.5cm / 30in
2XL 112-117cm / 44-46in 63.5cm / 78in 78cm / 31in
3XL 117-122cm / 46-48in 67cm / 26.5in 80.5cm / 31.5in
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The Original. Is Back... Oscar Wilde once said, "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery." Well, not only have we relaunched our Lowfields football shirt, we have now released it as a LIMITED EDITION big boy, long-sleeved option. Not just, as some my say, a nod to the iconic Lowfields tunnel, but an explosion of the famous, multi-coloured tile pattern across a football shirt, representing true fan culture. Admiral, of course, have been making beautiful football shirts ever since they got started with Don Revie’s Leeds back in the 1970s, and we’re delighted to be working with them again. We’ve worked with them to get the tile detail just right, to recreate that almost got to the ground, finding some cash to buy our fanzine - where it has been sold since 1989. You could say, the Lowfields tunnel is in our DNA. Here’s local poet Matt Abbott wearing it in some pictures that our photographer Lee Brown took on the Lowfields.]]> TSB 2025 Christmas Jumper https://thesquareball.net/shop/snowman-christmas-jumper/ Fri, 28 Nov 2025 08:31:54 +0000 https://thesquareball.net/?post_type=product&p=352683 Fit: regular to slim fit - if you are between sizes, consider sizing up
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Pit to pit Back of collar to hem
Small 52cm 66cm
Medium 55cm 71cm
Large 58cm 71cm
XL 64cm 73cm
2XL 66cm 75cm
3XL 70cm 78cm
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Our 2025 Christmas jumpers are here and in stock - but if recent years are anything to go by, they won't be for long!
This year's design is a nod to the 1989 yellow away kit. A beautiful kit and a beautiful Leeds United midfield packed with David Batty, Vinnie Jones, Chris Kamara, Gary Speed and Gordon Strachan. A much simpler time too, when everyone agreed that digging a tunnel to Europe was a great idea, the Berlin Wall came down and Tim Berners-Lee invented something called the World Wide Web. Which all turned out just fine.
]]> TSB x Admiral Lowfields shirt https://thesquareball.net/shop/tsb-admiral-lowfields-shirt/ Thu, 27 Nov 2025 17:15:00 +0000 https://thesquareball.net/?post_type=product&p=263995
Size guide — please check the measurements carefully before you order!
To fit chest Pit to pit Base of collar to hem
Small 91-96.5cm / 36-38in 53cm / 21in 69.5cm / 27in
Medium 96.5-101.5cm / 38-40in 54cm / 24in 71cm / 28in
Large 101.5-106.5cm / 40-42in 57.5cm / 22.5in 74cm / 29in
XL 106.5-112cm / 42-44in 59cm / 23in 75.5cm / 30in
2XL 112-117cm / 44-46in 63.5cm / 78in 78cm / 31in
3XL 117-122cm / 46-48in 67cm / 26.5in 80.5cm / 31.5in
  TSB+ members, make sure you're logged in for your automatic 10% launch discount
The Original. Is Back... Oscar Wilde once said, "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery." Not just, as some my say, a nod to the iconic Lowfields tunnel, but an explosion of the famous, multi-coloured tile pattern across a football shirt, representing true fan culture. Admiral, of course, have been making beautiful football shirts ever since they got started with Don Revie’s Leeds back in the 1970s, and we’re delighted to be working with them again. We’ve worked with them to get the tile detail just right, to recreate that almost got to the ground, finding some cash to buy our fanzine - where it has been sold since 1989. You could say, the Lowfields tunnel is in our DNA. Here’s Olivia Smart from Leeds United Women wearing it in some pictures that our photographer Lee Brown took on the Lowfields.]]> TSB 2026 Charity Calendar https://thesquareball.net/shop/tsb-2026-charity-calendar-copy/ Thu, 27 Nov 2025 16:00:47 +0000 https://thesquareball.net/?post_type=product&p=352692
We love the current players, right? We love old retro Leeds kits, right? Then why not peruse some of our current squad looking cooler than Steve McQueen sat on an iceberg, in some of our most loved kits from years gone by. Twelve glorious illustrations to see you right through 2026. Some of the players may or may not even be here by next August but should they leave, let's just focus on those kits. The beautiful kits. As these causes are very close to our hearts here at The Square Ball, 100% the profits from the Calendars will once again be donated to the Leeds Cancer Centre and the Leeds Breast Cancer Research Action Group - through our friends at the Leeds Hospitals Charity based at St James's Hospital, Leeds. Since 2018, you have helped to raise over £25,000 for the Leeds Hospitals Charity from the sales of our calendars, so we thank you for your continued support. We also thank our pool of super talented illustrators for their hard work. #StudsUpToCancer   The Leeds Cancer Centre is one of the largest cancer centre’s in the UK and provides diagnosis and treatment to patients throughout Yorkshire. Funds raised can fund vital equipment, helping patient support services and accommodation for families during their loved-one’s stay in hospital. Leeds Breast Cancer Research Action Group raise funds and awareness for women undergoing breast cancer diagnosis, treatment and after care. Larger donations will also pay for research posts which will help ease NHS budgets. You can find out more at www.leedshospitalscharity.org.uk/Appeal/leeds-cancer-centre
]]> Days of Treacle | Jon Howe | Signed & Personalised Book https://thesquareball.net/shop/days-of-treacle-jon-howe-signed-personalised-book/ Wed, 26 Nov 2025 10:29:22 +0000 https://thesquareball.net/?post_type=product&p=356004 Days of Treacle – a brand-new fiction book by Jon Howe You’ve read all the facts you’ll ever need to know about Leeds United, now read the fiction. TSB legacy contributor Jon Howe adds to his canon of Leeds United writing with his first novel, which is set to take a worthy position among the best Leeds United fiction around.
  •  Days of Treacle is a sensitive and whimsical story about a male friendship rooted in football and counterculture.
  • Being different and being Leeds United fans is what drives Tom and Lewis, but Tom wants to rebuild his mental health after an early setback in his life. Along with his charismatic pet dog Wilko, Tom is doing his best to traverse middle age and takes comfort from a deep and dependent connection with his best friend Lewis. But a missing Leeds United medal and a new relationship doesn’t make that easy, putting Tom’s health, love life and lifelong friendship at risk.
  • Days of Treacle is soaked in pathos, contrariness and self-deprecation. Set in Leeds from the 1980s to the present day, this story follows Tom’s battles with loneliness, anxiety, relationships, age, Leeds United and waiting for the two blue ticks to appear on WhatsApp messages, and is told with a satirical perception that anyone similarly affected can relate to.
  • Leeds United fans will find stories about trying to become a full-time apprentice footballer at Leeds United in the 1980s, finding a lifelong spirit of defiance from the embers of Paris 1975, meeting Billy Bremner, meeting Eric Cantona, travelling home and abroad to follow Leeds United and all the madness that brings, and how the lead character Tom’s life intertwines with the timeline of Leeds United’s modern history.
This is a personal voyage and discovery story with warmth, dark humour, intrigue, struggle, romance, accusations, loss and recovery. And as you would expect from a book about two dedicated and world-weary Leeds United fans, Days of Treacle leaves you believing there is nothing you haven’t seen in life. Copies bought through The Square Ball will be signed, personalised and posted by Jon Howe himself. Copies will start to mail by w/c 15th December. Personal message – If you would like Jon to write a personal message or dedication inside the book, please write it carefully in the box at the top of this page.]]> Lowfields Scarf https://thesquareball.net/shop/lowfields-scarf/ Wed, 26 Nov 2025 09:00:33 +0000 https://thesquareball.net/?post_type=product&p=301173

Ever wanted to experience the Lowfields Tunnel close to your face? Probably not. However, this is very nice.

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