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    <title>Once you start down the Crazy path, forever will it dominate your destiny</title>
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    <published>2008-01-10T03:16:00Z</published>
    <updated>2008-01-10T03:16:29Z</updated>

    <summary>Came across an interesting essay tracing the rise and fall of Samuel Francis. Francis was a conservative thinker and writer whose early writing was marked by a certain abrasive insight. But as time went on, he drifted out toward the...</summary>
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        <name>Andy</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Came across an interesting essay tracing the <a href="http://www.affdoublethink.com/archives/2007/01/14/the_castaway.php">rise and fall of Samuel Francis</a>. Francis was a conservative thinker and writer whose early writing was marked by a certain abrasive insight. But as time went on, he drifted out toward the fringe and sailed right over the border into Crazytown. The article describes a highly intelligent but... <em>odd</em> man who had a tendency to take good political points and taint them with bizarre, sometimes racist ideas.</p>

<p>When the conservative establishment started distancing itself from him, he just took his alienation as confirmation that his theories (and his sense of victimhood) were correct. By the time he died, the weirdness and racism of his waning years understandably clouded out any positive contributions his writings might have made:</p>

<blockquote><em>Sam Francis came to Washington as one of the bright young minds of the New Right in the late 1970s....<p>

<p>But Francis was not a good soldier in the conservative movement. His personality and evolving ideological interests led him into direct conflict with the very movement that had nurtured his early career. He became the house intellectual of the Buchanan breakaway campaigns and the theoretician of the anti-Bob Dole, anti-George Bush paleoconservative movement. And, as he became estranged from mainstream conservatism, he veered into the "racial creepiness" racialism of journals like </em>The Occidental Quarterly<em>.</em></blockquote></p>

<p>This was my first exposure to Francis' story; perhaps some of you are more familiar with him. Francis' life story is a reminder that even smart people can get obsessed with crazy ideas&mdash;and furthermore, a smart person's belief in crazy ideas doesn't make him or her less smart; it just means that his or her good ideas are now hopelessly bound up with the crazy ones. And it illustrates some of the weird appeal of the fringe right, which for all its creepiness seems to attract some genuinely smart people.</p>

<p>I stumbled across this via a Ross Douthat post about the <a href="http://rossdouthat.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/01/ron_pauls_friends.php">Ron Paul racist newsletter controversy</a>. Douthat observes that once you've waded out into the political fringe and taken up common cause&mdash;willingly or not&mdash;with the crazies you find out there, it's awfully hard to ever return to the mainstream again.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>The greatest trick the devil ever pulled</title>
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    <id>tag:www.stagingpoint.com,2008:/andy//16.2130</id>

    <published>2008-01-09T04:09:59Z</published>
    <updated>2008-01-09T04:28:37Z</updated>

    <summary>Geez. Talk about raining on the parade: We have examined the science behind three of the most popular pseudoscientific beliefs encountered in Hollywood movies. For two of them — the idea of ghosts and vampires — we have shown that...</summary>
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        <name>Andy</name>
        <uri>http://www.stagingpoint.com/</uri>
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    <category term="mythology" label="mythology" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
    <category term="science" label="science" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
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        <![CDATA[<p>Geez. Talk about <a href="http://arxiv.org/PS_cache/physics/pdf/0608/0608059v2.pdf">raining on the parade</a>:</p>

<blockquote><em>We have examined the science behind three of the most popular pseudoscientific beliefs encountered in Hollywood movies. For two of them — the idea of ghosts and vampires — we have shown that they are inconsistent and contradictory to simple facts. For one of them — the idea of zombies — we have made no attempt to deny that it relies on real cases. However, we have reviewed evidence showing that the concept is a misrepresentation of simple criminal acts.</em></blockquote>

<p>Among other things, the authors of this study use their "science" to show that vampires and other undead menaces cannot exist. More commentary <a href="http://www.evangelicaloutpost.com/archives/004166.html">here</a>.</p>

<p>A fun read, but one gets the impression that the authors are probably the sort of people who turn to everybody else during the Star Wars trench run scene and loudly remark (with an irritating smirk on their faces) that there's <em>no way</em> you'd be able to <em>hear</em> the explosions in the vacuum of <em>space</em>. You know, the sort of people who are pretty smart but who need to be slapped every now and then.</p>

<p>On the other hand: if I were a vampire interested in throwing potential Van Helsings off of my trail, this is exactly the sort of report I would stealthily author and then publicize. I don't see an "Al U. Card" listed as one of the authors, which hurts that theory a bit, but one can always hope.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>All these worlds are yours except Europa</title>
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    <published>2008-01-08T03:03:58Z</published>
    <updated>2008-01-08T03:34:23Z</updated>

    <summary>Wow, is mankind ever playing with fire. First there was the Skynet thing. Now we're messing around with Europa despite explicit instructions from omnipotent aliens to the contrary. At this point the natural next step is to create a race...</summary>
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        <name>Andy</name>
        <uri>http://www.stagingpoint.com/</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>Wow, is mankind ever playing with fire. First there was the <a href="http://www.stagingpoint.com/andy/2007/03/its-behaving-itself-perfectly.html">Skynet</a> thing. Now we're <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080107/sc_afp/russiaesaspaceresearch">messing around with Europa</a> despite <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010:_Odyssey_Two">explicit instructions from omnipotent aliens to the contrary</a>. At this point the natural next step is to create a race of slave robots (that are stronger and smarter than us) to serve humanity; or possibly start designing <a href="http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0119081/1-3.jpg.html">really creepy-looking warp drives</a> for the space shuttles.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Always be careful when destroying the Enterprise</title>
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    <published>2008-01-04T17:57:36Z</published>
    <updated>2008-01-04T18:10:47Z</updated>

    <summary>You'll forgive me, I hope, if I yammer about a board game for a few minutes. It's been a while since I've subjected you to such trivia. As I have no doubt mentioned, I am a fan of the Star...</summary>
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        <name>Andy</name>
        <uri>http://www.stagingpoint.com/</uri>
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        <category term="Board Games" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" />
    
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    <category term="games" label="games" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
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        <![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><img alt="selfdestruct.jpg" src="http://www.stagingpoint.com/andy/selfdestruct.jpg" width="300" height="220" class="mt-image-left" style="float: right; margin: 0 20px 20px 0;"/></span>You'll forgive me, I hope, if I yammer about a board game for a few minutes. It's been a while since I've subjected you to such trivia.<p>

<p>As I have no doubt mentioned, I am a fan of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Fleet_Battles">Star Fleet Battles board/wargame</a>. Now, this is a game with a <em>lot</em> of rules. The "master rulebook" runs over 400 pages, and a <em>second</em> master rulebook covering a different quadrant of the galaxy recently came out at an additional 340 pages. While it's a very fun game, those rules do not make for a riveting read-through (not that that's stopped me, of course). But every now and then you hit something quirky in the midst of all the rules legalese that makes you grin.</p>

<p>For example, here's one of my favorite little rules in the entire game. It's something that will probably never happen in a typical game. It describes what happens when a starship captained by a "legendary captain" (think Kirk or Picard) is destroyed:</p>

<blockquote><em><strong>[G22.223]</strong> If his ship is destroyed, he has a 1% chance of doing something that results in his being aboard and in control of the nearest enemy ship of the same or smaller size class.... All legendary officers and remaining crew arrive with him. (Don't ask how he did it; that's what legends are made of!)</em></blockquote>

<p>I assume that rule is inspired by <em>Star Trek III</em>, which features Kirk self-destructing the <em>Enterprise</em> yet shortly thereafter taking control of the Klingon Bird-of-prey through various bits of trickery. Who could forget this classic scene (thank you <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088170/quotes">imdb</a>):</p>

<blockquote><strong>Torg:</strong> [the Klingons have boarded the Enterprise only to find it is deserted] My Lord, the ship appears to be deserted.<br />
<strong>Kruge:</strong> How can that be? They're hiding.<br />
<strong>Torg:</strong> Yes, sir. The ship appears to be run by computer. It is the only thing that is speaking.<br />
<strong>Kruge:</strong> Speaking? Let me hear it.<br />
<strong>Enterprise computer:</strong> [Torg walks over to a console, placing his communicator towards it] 9-8-7-6-5...<br />
<strong>Kruge:</strong> [shouts] Get out! Get out of there! Get out!<br />
<strong>Enterprise computer:</strong> 2-1...<br />
[the Enterprise bridge explodes]</blockquote>

<p>Other fun rules cover similarly rare but cool game events, like crew mutiny on Klingon ships whose security officers have been killed (in the game universe, Klingon ships are crewed largely by slaves) and what happens when you tractor an enemy ship and then drag it at high speed into a planet. They're situations that rarely if ever come up in your average game&mdash;but you know that when they do, they fuel Gamer Stories for years to come.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>In nomine</title>
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    <published>2008-01-04T00:28:54Z</published>
    <updated>2008-01-04T00:32:02Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[One of the most fun parts of pregnancy&mdash;from my perspective as a dad, at least&mdash;was brainstorming names for our little Bundle of Joy. For years (well before the pregnancy happened), Michele and I have noted cool, amusing, and interesting names...]]></summary>
    <author>
        <name>Andy</name>
        <uri>http://www.stagingpoint.com/</uri>
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    <category term="alasforlostbyzantium" label="alas for lost byzantium" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/stagingpoint/2127817888/"><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><img alt="tbot.jpg" src="http://www.stagingpoint.com/andy/tbot.jpg" width="300" height="225" class="mt-image-right" border=0" style="float: right; margin: 0 0 20px 20px;"/></span></a>One of the most fun parts of pregnancy&mdash;from my perspective as a dad, at least&mdash;was brainstorming names for our little Bundle of Joy. For years (well before the pregnancy happened), Michele and I have noted cool, amusing, and interesting names that might be appropriate for a hypothetical child. Most of them were probably not appropriate, being ancient Mesopotamian and Byzantine in origin, but when we learned last year that a baby was on the way, we were nevertheless faced with the challenge of distilling a monstrous list of potential names down to our very favorites.<br /></p>

<p>I won't list out the various names we considered (hey, if another baby ever comes along, we might put one of them to use). But as you know, an important part of choosing a baby name is trying to think of any possible embarassing nicknames that might be derived from the name by angsty junior-high classmates. We were unable to come up with anything too awful for Thessaly (what's that&mdash;you thought of a dirty-sounding nickname? Get your mind out of the gutter!), but since her birth we have nevertheless seen the emergence of many nicknames that we never anticipated.</p>

<p>Here's a partial list of names that we've used for Thessaly that are not her actual name:</p>

<ul><li>Thesso
<li>Fussaly
<li>T-Bot
<li>Thessie
<li>Señorita Fussypants
<li>Sweetie (awwww...)
<li>Your Daughter (as in "Hey Michele, Your Daughter just spit up all over the chair again")
<li>FormuLass (her superhero identity)
<li>That Baby
<li>Little Miss Pee Pants (or "Poopy Pants," depending on the situation)
<li>Cuddles (awwww...)</ul>

<p>We'll have to get in the habit of using her actual name by the time she becomes sufficiently aware as to understand what we're saying&mdash;I don't think we really want her going through life as T-Bot. (OK, that would actually be kinda cool.) So what obvious nicknames for Thessaly are we missing?</p>

<p>Oh, and choice #2&mdash;narrowly beaten out by "Thessaly"&mdash;was the name of a Byzantine empress. Maybe next time.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Yes Virginia, bloggers are still destroying civilization</title>
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    <id>tag:www.stagingpoint.com,2008:/andy//16.2125</id>

    <published>2008-01-03T17:25:00Z</published>
    <updated>2008-01-03T17:29:50Z</updated>

    <summary>Ah, the sweet sound of another old-media journalist bemoaning the end of Culture at the hands of those pesky bloggers. Don't those rank amateurs recognize the harm they're doing by... sharing their thoughts and ideas with others online? I exaggerate,...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Andy</name>
        <uri>http://www.stagingpoint.com/</uri>
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        <![CDATA[Ah, the sweet sound of another old-media journalist <a href="http://www.reason.com/news/show/123523.html">bemoaning the end of Culture at the hands of those pesky bloggers</a>. Don't those rank amateurs recognize the harm they're doing by... <em>sharing their thoughts and ideas with others online?</em>

I exaggerate, but not by much. It's a bit puzzling to see a book like this come out in 2007—it seems clear at this point that while the phenomenon is still evolving and changing, the blogging/social-internet/citizen-journalist cat is highly unlikely to crawl back into the bag whence it emerged, and so it seems a bit pointless to whine about it. There are plenty of serious questions and problems one could raise about this media shift (actually they <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">have</span> been raised, and discussed to death already), but what are these whiners seriously suggesting we do about them? Sit there and wish really hard that people would stop, uh, sharing their thoughts and ideas with others online? Good luck with that.]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Because you really want to know what I think about politics these days</title>
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    <published>2008-01-03T17:19:00Z</published>
    <updated>2008-01-03T17:18:22Z</updated>

    <summary>So today is the big Iowa caucus. I've been alternately interested and repulsed by this latest, interminable election cycle (and so many months to go yet!), but the caucus has managed to once again get me reading all those political...</summary>
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        <name>Andy</name>
        <uri>http://www.stagingpoint.com/</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>So today is the big <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iowa_caucus">Iowa caucus</a>. I've been alternately interested and repulsed by this latest, interminable election cycle (and so many months to go yet!), but the caucus has managed to once again get me reading all those political blogs I periodically try to purge from my daily reading list.</p>

<p>One of the ways in which this election cycle is different is that it's the first one in a long while where I've been genuinely interested in who the Other Party&mdash;the Democrats&mdash;will put forth as their candidate. I don't remember ever feeling like I had a personal stake in the Democratic party's choice of nominees, as I'm usually most concerned with who the Republicans will pick. But this year, there are worthy candidates in both parties, and the closeness of the races makes this all interesting in a way that it hasn't been in... oh, about seven years. Small as it might be, the potential exists that I might, for the first time I can remember, have to choose between two candidates who each look pretty good, rather than settling for the least distasteful choice, and that's exciting. We're in a brief window here where politics is (sort of) fun and interesting again. By February or March, of course, the two main opposing candidates (almost certainly the least pleasant of all the possibilities) will have been effectively chosen, and we'll have to wade through months of degrading political muck to get to the actual election.</p>

<p>But until that happens, I'm going to try and be positive about all this. Here's hoping that the end-result of all these caucus shenanigans is a presidential race in which two respectable candidates face off against each other in an old-school Battle of Ideas (*cough*Obama and McCain*cough*). And while I'm at it, I would really like a pony for my birthday this year, and I wish my Warcraft character were level 70.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>When academics fight</title>
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    <id>tag:www.stagingpoint.com,2007:/andy//16.2124</id>

    <published>2007-12-30T02:44:08Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-30T23:53:52Z</updated>

    <summary>The smaller the stakes, the more fiercely people will fight for them. One of my professors in grad school had a bit of a rivalry going on with another professor in his field. But I don't think it was quite...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Andy</name>
        <uri>http://www.stagingpoint.com/</uri>
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        <![CDATA[<p>The smaller the stakes, <a href="http://books.guardian.co.uk/departments/politicsphilosophyandsociety/story/0,,2230971,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=10">the more fiercely people will fight for them</a>.</p>

<p>One of my professors in grad school had a bit of a rivalry going on with another professor in his field. But I don't think it was quite so epic as the escalating Honderich/McGinn deathmatch. Rule #1: never let it get personal....</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title><![CDATA[Don't be a nerd&mdash;listen to Officer Byrd]]></title>
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    <published>2007-12-28T19:23:05Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-30T23:53:52Z</updated>

    <summary>I was pleasantly surprised after my last post (so very long ago, I'm afraid) to learn that so many of you remembered Cal Worthington, his dog Spot, and the ubiquitous television ads which made him a part of my childhood....</summary>
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        <name>Andy</name>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I was pleasantly surprised after my <a href="http://www.stagingpoint.com/andy/2007/09/its_cal_worthington_and_his_do.html">last post</a> (so very long ago, I'm afraid) to learn that so many of you remembered Cal Worthington, his dog Spot, and the ubiquitous television ads which made him a part of my childhood. But imagine my joy when I discovered this morning that, thanks to the internet, yet another memorable character from my TV-watching youth is still out there, teaching impressionable young children to wear bike helmets, avoid downed power lines, and never eat from the colorfully-packaged boxes of poison under their parents' sink.</p>

<p>My friends, let me introduce you to... <strong>Officer Byrd</strong>.</p>

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<p>That horribly catchy theme song has been stuck in my head for about 25 years now. I've sung it for my wife, but I suspect that until today, she didn't believe Officer Byrd really existed. (Michele, I expect a full apology and a retraction of those things you said about my mental health.) But oh, how he existed. There are <a href="http://youtube.com/profile_videos?user=officerbyrd">14 Officer Byrd videos</a> out there for you to watch (check out the sweet special effects in <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=eyT-0dz-4Pg">episode 4</a>). No word on the controversial episode 15, in which Byrd's cheerful partner Officer Mike is brutally killed by the Mob two days before retiring and Officer Byrd has to break all the rules and take justice into his own hands.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>It's Cal Worthington and his dog Spot!</title>
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    <published>2007-09-21T21:22:55Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-30T23:53:52Z</updated>

    <summary>If you grew up in southern California, you are painfully familiar with this series of television ads: How many times--thousands, tens of thousands surely--were we subjected to these used-car-lot ads? Each ad was introduced with a frenzied cry of "It's...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>If you grew up in southern California, you are painfully familiar with this series of television ads:</p>

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<p>How many times--thousands, tens of thousands surely--were we subjected to these used-car-lot ads? Each ad was introduced with a frenzied cry of <em>"It's Cal Worthington and his dog Spot!"</em>, followed by low-budget footage of somebody (presumbly Cal himself) awkwardly cavorting with a zoo animal that was never actually a dog. And the music that accompanied it... decades later, every word is still seared into my brain.</p>

<p>Oddly, these commercials always seemed to air at really inappropriate timeslots, such as during <em>Thundercats</em> and <em>Duck Tales</em>. I don't know about most kids, but I certainly did not have any used-car purchasing power at that age. Cal Worthington at least provided me with my first lesson in marketing strategy: I quite clearly recall asking my dad once why somebody would create advertisements that seemed designed only to annoy and repel potential customers. Dad's answer was "Well, you remember his name, don't you?"</p>

<p>Oh, how I remember.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>I know gratuitousness when I see it</title>
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    <published>2007-06-21T02:25:13Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-30T23:53:52Z</updated>

    <summary>What's the first thing you notice about this image, from an upcoming game called Star Wars: The Force Unleashed? The issue here is, of course, why sci-fi females seem to wear such impractical armor. And that's a good question to...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.stagingpoint.com/images/lightnightsticks.jpg" align="right" style="margin:5px">What's the first thing you notice about this image, from an upcoming game called <a href="http://www.lucasarts.com/games/theforceunleashed/"><em>Star Wars: The Force Unleashed</em></a>?</p>

<p>The issue here is, of course, <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/61811/SFW-if-you-W-as-halfnaked-warrior">why sci-fi females seem to wear such impractical armor</a>. And that's a good question to ask. But I'd say that the most striking thing about this image is not the <em>Star Wars</em> equivalent of the chainmail bikini that our Jedi friend here is wearing. The <em>real</em> question was noted by <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/61811/SFW-if-you-W-as-halfnaked-warrior#1719167">this Metafilter commentor</a>: are those some kind of <em>nightstick lightsabers</em>?</p>

<p>Allow me to quote liberally from his comment:</p>

<blockquote><em>People, this needs to stop.

<p>Back in Ye Olde Days, people did not sit around nailing swords to just about everything and calling them weapons. [...]</p>

<p>Thus how it should be with lightsabers. Yeah, I know every saber is an expression of its user, but more and more these days that expression is "I am a dolt more impressed by flash than keeping to tried and true rules." There are still a host of sword varieties out there that could be lightsaberified, from slightly curved katanas to monstrous zweihanders. Let's see some more of those before we even hear the whirling whine of lightchucks, smell the ozone-laden tang of the lightmace, or shield our eyes from the horrible glare of the "I just duct-taped 40 lightsabers to my body" lightgrizzlybear encounter suit.</p>

<p>A sword is fine. It's all you really need. It's a classic for a reason. Everything else is needless flash.</p>

<p>Well, except for the lightscythe that my alter-ego Darth Deathilicious has. That's totally justified in her character history.</em></blockquote></p>

<p>How right you are, brother. (How do you use lightsaber nightsticks without chopping off your own arms?) In the original Star Wars trilogy, everybody seems quite content with the normal, longsword-style lightsaber. And that was really cool. But in the prequel trilogy, you can't help but notice a weird sort of lightsaber arms race: first there's Darth Maul's dual-bladed lightsaber quarterstaff, then Anakin dual-wielding lightsabers, and Count Dooku dual-wielding stylish, curved-handled lightsabers. And then General Grievous wielding like forty million lightsabers at once. It's all kinda cool... but there's just something classier about those old-fashioned, ordinary lightsabers. <em>This</em> is where it's at, my friends:</p>

<p><img src="http://www.stagingpoint.com/images/duel.jpg" style="margin:5px" ></p>

<p>But I <em>do</em> like the mental image of Darth Deathilicious and her lightscythe. She sounds like a worthy companion to my own alter-ego, Darth Darkreaver Souldoom (fifty times more powerful than Mace Windu, and beloved by all the ladies; so awesome that he bucks the standard Darth naming scheme), who wields all of the lightsaber types mentioned above, but he also throws lightsaber shurikens.</p>

<p>I sure picked a bad day to stop writing Star Wars fanfiction.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Physician, heal thyself</title>
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    <published>2007-06-16T17:47:40Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-30T23:53:52Z</updated>

    <summary>I thought this was an interesting read: a fairly straightforward-sounding Q&amp;A session with five doctors about (among other things) the state of their profession. The health-care debate is something I know very, very little about, so I generally refrain from...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I thought this was an interesting read: a fairly straightforward-sounding <a href="http://nymag.com/health/bestdoctors/2007/33163/">Q&A session with five doctors</a> about (among other things) the state of their profession.</p>

<p>The health-care debate is something I know very, very little about, so I generally refrain from commenting. (And don't worry, that's not what the article is really about, although one can't get through the article without getting the strong impression that there's a lot that's horribly screwed up about our medical system.) But the doctors' comments towards the very end of the article about the prospect of universal health care caught my interest, because they echo what a doctor friend of ours has mentioned once or twice: that a very great deal of money and interest in the current American system is focused on helping people with extremely serious health problems of the sort that other health-care systems might (reasonably?) write off as terminal. That's great if you've got such a problem and have access to good insurance; I know of more than one person in my circle of family and friends whose life has been literally saved by this system, no doubt at hugely disproportionate cost to the health-care/insurance system as a whole. But is that the best way to do things from the perspective of broader society? Probably not, but who knows? I sure don't, so I'll just stop talking for now.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>My love letter to Lovecraft</title>
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    <summary>The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<blockquote><em>The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.</em> --from "The Call of Cthulhu"</blockquote>

<blockquote><em>But how on earth does someone who can compose the wonderful simile of the ruins "protruding uncannily above the sands as parts of a corpse may protrude from an ill-made grave" manage to let themselves write, not a page later, that the "brooding ruins ... swelled beneath the sand like an ogre under a coverlet"?</em> --<a href="http://princeofcairo.livejournal.com/97564.html">Kenneth Hite</a> on Lovecraft</blockquote>

<p>The BBC recently broadcast a <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio3/sundayfeature/pip/96knh/?focuswin">radio show examining the life and continuing influence of H.P. Lovecraft</a>. Lovecraft is the early 20th-century writer of weird fiction who invented the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu_mythos">Cthulhu Mythos</a> and penned many stories of "cosmic horror."</p>

<p>I am extraordinarily fond of Lovecraft's writing. In fact, I'd certainly place him amid the crowd of writers whose work has inspired or influenced me throughout my reading life. One thing that intrigues me about Lovecraft is that he's not a terribly good writer in any traditional sense of the word: his recognizable-from-a-mile-away writing style is often clumsy and obsessed with clunky words like "cyclopean" and "squamous" (for a challenge, fit those into your next everyday conversation); his characters are often poorly developed (and there's pretty much one female mentioned--once--in the entire body of his work, and she's a centuries-old undead witch); and he consistently sidles too close to Goofiness when he's trying to evoke Creepiness.</p>

<p>But he's got one thing that more than compensates for any technical failing of his writing: sheer, unadulterated <em>vision</em>. You can see it lurking behind every awkward, adjective-laden phrase, in every earnest description of a monster that's supposed to be horrifying but instead comes across sounding like a hippopotamus-headed tentacled frog. And every great now and then, his vision breaks out of the cheesiness of his writing style and knocks you over with its pure brilliance. Occasionally, amidst all the mad scientists and squid-faced flying ooze monsters, you catch a sanity-shattering glimpse of what Lovecraft is <em>really</em> scared of: a universe that doesn't care, in which mankind and all he's accomplished is just an unnoticed aberration of evolution. Lovecraft throws all that overwrought prose at you to keep you distracted, and then when your attention is diverted, he punches you in the gut with the existential awfulness of his vision.</p>

<p>At the risk of turning him into a cheesy inspirational figure, I like Lovecraft because he's an example of somebody whose <em>ideas</em> were so compelling that his writing deficiencies simply didn't matter. In fact, the strength of his vision and the earnestness with which he pursued it actually took that sometimes-awful prose and made it a work of art in its own right. In religious terms, his ideas redeemed the clumsy way in which he communicated them.</p>

<p>My own introduction to Lovecraft came in the form of a computer game, actually--Infocom's <em>The Lurking Horror</em>. In college I found a collection of Lovecraft stories and, one spring, I spent many a sunny Michigan afternoon reading almost everything he'd written. "The Shadow Over Innsmouth" and "At the Mountains of Madness" were my instant favorites, along with some of his lesser-read, dreamlike short stories. Then followed the superb <em>Call of Cthulhu</em> roleplaying game (a must read for Lovecraft fans, even if you've no intention of playing it) and the realization that some of my other favorite horror stories (Stephen King's <em>It</em>, for instance) were essentially Lovecraft fan fiction.</p>

<p>All this to say: if you've not had the joy of reading Lovecraft, you really ought to head down to your local library and check out a collection of his stories. And a few links if you want to delve a bit deeper:</p>

<ul><li>Ken Hite, writer of excellent roleplaying books, has been reflecting on each of Lovecraft's stories (the good ones, the bad ones, and the mind-shatteringly awful ones) at his <a href="http://princeofcairo.livejournal.com/">Livejournal</a>. (See his <a href="http://princeofcairo.livejournal.com/95498.html">commentary on "Mountains of Madness,"</a> for instance.)
<li>Neil Gaiman wrote a spectacular Lovecraft/Sherlock Holmes crossover story called <a href="http://www.neilgaiman.com/exclusive/shortstories">"A Study in Emerald"</a>, which impresses me anew each time I re-read it. (It's the third story down on the page.)
<li><a href="http://www.hplovecraft.com/">Lots of information about Lovecraft's life and works.</a>
<li><a href="http://www.infinityplus.co.uk/stories/colderwar.htm">"A Colder War"</a> by Charles Stross, adding the Cthulhu Mythos to the Cold War.</ul>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Darth Vader is Luke's father (spoiler alert!)</title>
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    <published>2007-06-06T21:47:39Z</published>
    <updated>2007-12-30T23:53:51Z</updated>

    <summary>I don't go to many concerts, but oh, how many times I've wanted to write a variant of this brilliant letter upon leaving the movie theater. My particular curse is not the annoying music fan, but the Guy Who Narrates...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p>I don't go to many concerts, but oh, how many times I've wanted to write a variant of <a href="http://centralsnark.wordpress.com/2007/06/05/dear-crummy-concert-fan/">this brilliant letter</a> upon leaving the movie theater. My particular curse is not the annoying music fan, but the Guy Who Narrates Everything That Happens in the Movie to his girlfriend/wife, a tragic woman who apparently is incapable of discerning for herself that yes, Batman is getting into the Batmobile, and yes, he is now driving through the streets of the city, which is of course Gotham City in case you've not paid any attention to anything Batman-related over the last few decades. And that guy wearing the scary scarecrow mask? That is in fact <em>the Scarecrow</em>, who you may recall was introduced to us several minutes ago in this very film.</p>

<p>Most recently I had the pleasure of sitting next to the Guy Who Loudly States Plot Spoilers Before They Happen, since it's important that his wife/girlfriend (and the people sitting nearby) not be surprised by anything that happens in the movie. Fortunately the movie was <em>Pirates of the Caribbean 3</em>, the garbled narrative mess of which stripped spoilers of their usual movie-ruining power.</p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>You're gonna love the Nam</title>
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    <published>2007-06-06T04:01:28Z</published>
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    <summary>This is quite amusing and well-done. That scene in Platoon, by the way, is one of the Andy's Favorite Film Moments. I suspect that if I were to watch the film again today, it would come across as heavy-handed and...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p><a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q4N3mgKujiA">This is quite amusing and well-done.</a></p>

<p>That scene in <em>Platoon</em>, by the way, is one of the Andy's Favorite Film Moments. I suspect that if I were to watch the film again today, it would come across as heavy-handed and overly dramatic. But when I first saw it back in college... wow. The slow-motion shot of the US choppers' shadows flitting past overhead as it happens--good stuff. And it helps that it's set to one superb piece of music.</p>

<p><strong>update:</strong> and here's the <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=a-P8TF8J-4w">original scene</a> from <em>Platoon</em>.</p>]]>
        
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