The Steel Trap

Dear, Son-

2026-08-02T23:51:17.921-04:00

Dear, Son-

Nine. Nueve. Neuf. Ine-Nay. IX. 108 months old.

I pulled out a pen and paper before writing this one, because for whatever indiscernible reason, NINE feels big. Perhaps that is because in the past year, you racked up the literal and figurative mileage when it comes to growth. Perhaps. Perhaps it just feels big because I am, at times, a sentimentalist who loves being your mother. Nevertheless, I wanted to get all of my thoughts collected so that I didn't miss anything. Will you ever read this? I've no idea. But in the event that you do, I hope you smile and I hope you know how much I love you.

We started the day with a birthday breakfast with yours truly, your father, and Mojito. You requested an ice cream cake for breakfast, which apparently pairs well with bacon and clementine slices. We opened presents and played Jumanji. You spent time with your brother and sister bouncing around. You felt celebrated.

Just as I have written for the past eight years, I maintain: “To have experienced yet another year with you in my life is a gift for which I shall never be able to truly express gratitude. Yet, I thank you. For sticking with me, entertaining me, challenging me, and loving me..."

Now, about this past twelve months...

The growth. My goodness. All of sudden, you started reading chapter books. And we started discussing them. And we started going to bookstores so you can pick out the next one in the series or just browse the stacks. Be still my heart, kid. Reading opens doors. Reading takes you places. Reading leads to writing. Reading leads to empathy, creativity, and critical thinking. I am so here for this. For you. With you.

You've become rather particular when we decorate for holidays (Halloween, Christmas, and Easter). You have certain decorations that you enjoy "setting up," and you like things to be consistent year over year. And that's great. The Little People nativity is all yours, buddy.

You participated in XCC for the third year and you earned your best time in the mile. We love watching you run and your hard work on the trails consistently paid off in both basketball and flag football.

You are a foodie at heart and have started keeping a ranked list of your favorite burgers. I especially like when we try a new one and observing as you determine where on the list you will place it.

Halloween was a frozen frolic on the planet Hoth. Never before was a Wampa so well fed and so grievously injured. Or cute. Wampas are not usually so cute... but I digress. Despite my dislike for cold temperatures, I donned my protective gear and I committed to the bit as any Jedi hopeful would do.

We went to plenty of shows, movies, gardens, parks, and museums here in the Pittsburgh area. You especially enjoyed the Broadway tours of Six and Disney's Beauty and the Beast, the Alice in Wonderland exhibit at Phipps, and riding Paul Bunyan's Loggin' Toboggan at Idlewild.

You took two big trips this year. First, you went to New York City where you visited my office, the NYPL, the Empire State Building, Macy's, the Disney Store, the LEGO store, the Harry Potter Shop, Culture Espresso, and saw two shows: Stranger Things: The First Shadow and Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. Not to mention the rest that we squeezed into the weekend. Your next trip was to the other side of Pennsylvania where you visited the Museum of the American Revolution, Betsy Ross's house, Independence Hall, the Liberty Bell, Valley Forge, and Hershey's Chocolate World. Not to mention the cheesesteaks, burgers, ice cream, and more...

I noticed a change in the way you respond to and care for Mojito this year. You are more gentle, more caring, and more attentive. More and more Mojito chooses to cuddle with you and show you affection. He trusts you and I think that you will be even greater pals as Mojito enters this elderly season of his life. I am grateful that you have each other.

The most recent and biggest change for you this year has been our move from the house where you lived your first nine years to the house where you will spend the next decade (and more?). From the time we decided to make the move, to the move, to the settling in, you experienced some big emotions and I was right there with you. That you loved a home so deeply tells me that you felt safe there, that you made great memories there, and that you felt a connection to a place. Those are invaluable sentiments. Don't worry though... we will keep building on that foundation in our new home. I promise.

What have I enjoyed this year? Hugs. The way you notice sunsets and flowers and quiet moments of beauty in nature. Hearing about your days. Watching you perform one man shows in the living room or on stage in larger productions. Learning together. Sharing our thoughts and ideas with one another.

Happy NINTH Birthday my dear, son! I cannot wait to see what this next year will bring. I love you forever and ever (and ever and ever).
-Mommy

Dear Puppy

2026-05-04T19:08:00.000-04:00

Dear Puppy,

Another birthday is here! You are fourteen years old! It's not lost on me whatsoever that fourteen is quite the milestone for a dog. Good job, buddy! You can't see as well and you can't hear as well; but you have remained steadfast at being the best cuddle bug, the best defender of the castle, and the most stealthy pizza thief I know.

We picked up a cheeseburger for you on the way home from school today and you enjoyed it immensely off of a Fiesta plate. Because of course. Do we need to get you a fur-cut? Sure. But you still look cute.

You got to go to the lake in July and while you may have enjoyed the new surroundings, you hated the fireworks; so much so, that you puked all over me in absolute terror. It was like having a newborn all over again!

You really don't like it when I read.

You were Chewbacca for Halloween since your brother Lincoln was the infamous Wampa. Even though your costume was merely Chewbacca's infamous belt, you were less than thrilled.

You made the holiday card again this year, this time as a tiny LEGO puppy, standing proudly between SLM and TMM.

Look at you. Owning that wingback like it was made with you in mind. Such a proper gentleman.

Like I said last year when you turned thirteen (and many years before that), as we both get older, I am increasingly more aware that nothing lasts forever... fourteen feels real. Like we should cherish time with you a little more intently. Thank you for being you and for being there for me. Stay gold.

Happy 14th Birthday to you!

xoxoxo

Love,
Your "Mommy"

"One Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars"

2026-03-21T09:58:00.001-04:00

You guys. WARREN BUFFET emailed me. And he wants to give me "One Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars." Honestly, if my electric bill keeps going up the way it did this month, I may have to take him up on this absolutely legitimate offer.

As always, here is the message unaltered, unproofed, and unhinged. Enjoy. -HGB

From: Mr. Warren E. Buffett <m_kiyosh@sea.plala.or.jp>

Subject: Good day, Dear. Beneficiary Warm regards. Mr. Warren E. Buffett.

Good day, Dear. Beneficiary

How are you and your Family? I hope all is well. My name is Warren E, Buffett, an American Business Magnate, Investor and Philanthropist. I'm the Chairman and CEO of Berkshire Hathaway. I hope this information meets you well as I know you will be curious to know how/why I selected you to receive My charity donation fund the sum of One Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars.

My late wife and I decided to donate the sum of $1,500,000.00USD to you as part of our charity project to improve Ten lucky individuals all over the world from our $12 Billion Dollars Charity Project, I and My Wife Mapped out to help people before she died. We prayed and searched over the internet for assistance because I saw your profile on Microsoft email owners list and picked you.

Susan, my late wife and I have decided to make sure this is put on the internet for the world to see. My wife has cancer and unfortunately, she died at Colchester regional hospital, My wife just didn't die but she was a great person, and I miss her so much and this is why I have decided to do one thing I promised her forever.

I am not getting any younger and you can imagine having not much time to live, although I am a Billionaire and we have helped a lot of charity organizations across the Globe. You see after taken care of the needs of our immediate family members, Before my wife died we decided to donate the remaining of our money to other individuals around the world that is in need, the local fire department, the red cross, Haiti, hospitals in Turro where Susan underwent her cancer treatment, and some other organizations in Asia, Africa and Europe that fight cancer, Alzheimer's and diabetes. I've kept just 40% of my wealth for Myself for the remaining time because I am sick and am writing to you from the hospital's sick bed.

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For more details regarding the disbursement process of this donation funds of $1,500,000.00USD which I have solely donated to you, kindly get back to me through my private email address (warrenebuffett361@gmail.com) And please reconfirm your personal details as listed below to confirm that am dealing with a genuine person.

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Warm regards.
Mr. Warren E. Buffett.

My Year in Books and Podcasts (Year 45)

2026-03-13T00:00:00.001-04:00

Today I turn 46. Today I am on a trip with my son. Today we celebrate by doing what we love.

What books did I read and what podcasts did I listen to this past year?

books (don't judge... I read a ton of textbooks for work and I did not list them on here for obvious reasons)

Draco and Hermione (a.k.a. Dramione) fanfiction
Frankenstein by Mary Shelley [I mean... it is just brilliant, no?]
Shopping Mall by Matthew Newton [I adored this book. Part history, part memoir... it is a love letter to the Monroeville Mall and mall culture. Recommended.]
The Doors You Can Open by Rosalind Chow [A framework for "sponsorship," outlinde here by a brilliant person. This should be recommended reading for anyone who has a LinkedIn account.]
Killer Angels: The Classic Novel of the Civil War by Michael Shaara [This novel broke me. Page by page. Google search by Google search. I don't think I've ever read anything quite like this, and I want to read it again soon. Recommended... especially close to a Gettysburg trip to connect the prose on the page to the actual experience.]
Night Watch by Jayne Anne Phillips [Truth be told, I didn't finish this one. But that's because the narrator wasn't doing it for me. I will eventually have to read this rather than listen to it.]
I'm Glad my Mom Died by Jennette McCurdy [A memoir that is narrated by the author herself is a memoir for me! I didn't know much about Jennette before listening to this, but I enjoyed it nonetheless. And I'm "glad" her mom died too.]
The Secret Language of Flowers: The Historical Symbolism and Spiritual Properties of Flowers Throughout Time by Liz Dobbs [I still am reading this both out of order and sporadically for research purposes to enhance a side project. Interesting stuff...]

podcasts (all of which can be found on Spotify, Apple, etc.)

The Big Picture [I listen to the episodes about award shows and movies I've seen or am interested in. Sean Fennessey and Amanda Dobbins are great, even if Amanda says "you know," far too often and it could benefit from more research and less vibes. You know?]
The Rewatchables [When I say that I have been following Bill Simmons for over twenty years, that is the truth. So it's no surprise that I started at the beginning of this podcast dating back to the first episodes from 2017 and got myself up to date. I only skipped a few, which means that I have listened to well over 300 episodes. If you love movies and Simmons' approach, this is recommended.].
Scamfluencers [This one is ongoing. Some scam stories I've heard before, some are fresh to me. Episodes move quickly and are pretty engaging. I wish it was a little more well researched-- the episode on Abby Lee Miller was exceptionally ill-informed. But I don't hate it.]
You're Wrong About [I love a good debunking, and I will listen to most of these episodes as long as Sarah Marshall wants to publish them. I learn something new with every episode, and that is just fantastic. Recommended!]
Maintenance Phase [Like You're Wrong About, I typically don't miss an episode of this show. While I don't always agree with Michael Hobbes and Aubrey Gordon, I do value their takes and appreciate the time and research they put into breaking down the worst of the worst when it comes to health and diet culture. Recommended.]
Decoder Ring [Every single episode is a learning experience about niche topics and cultural moments. Great narration, nicely researched, and totally engaging. Recommended!]
If Books Could Kill [This podcast takes REALLY popular bestselling nonfiction titles and cuts them to the core. Good stuff. Well-researched. Recommended!]
The Devil You Know [Another one from Sarah Marshall. If you are interested in the history and impact of the Satanic Panic, give this one a go.]
Serial [Season 4 was a wild ride... to Guantanamo. Recommended!]
The Retrievals [Two seasons. Both will remind you how much women's healthcare is effffed. Recommended!]
Dead Certain: The Martha Moxley Murder [This is SO sad. Recommended!]
Blood Relatives [Wild story. Expertly researched. Great British accents. Recommended!]
eLIESabeth [I don't even know where to begin here... except that she should be in jail. For a long, long time.]
Scamanda [Exactly what I said above...]

And this poem... more than once:

Friendship

by Henry David Thoreau

I think awhile of Love, and while I think,

Love is to me a world,

Sole meat and sweetest drink,

And close connecting link

Tween heaven and earth.

I only know it is, not how or why,

My greatest happiness;

However hard I try,

Not if I were to die,

Can I explain.

I fain would ask my friend how it can be,

But when the time arrives,

Then Love is more lovely

Than anything to me,

And so I'm dumb.

For if the truth were known, Love cannot speak,

But only thinks and does;

Though surely out 'twill leak

Without the help of Greek,

Or any tongue.

A man may love the truth and practise it,

Beauty he may admire,

And goodness not omit,

As much as may befit

To reverence.

But only when these three together meet,

As they always incline,

And make one soul the seat,

And favorite retreat,

Of loveliness;

When under kindred shape, like loves and hates

And a kindred nature,

Proclaim us to be mates,

Exposed to equal fates

Eternally;

And each may other help, and service do,

Drawing Love's bands more tight,

Service he ne'er shall rue

While one and one make two,

And two are one;

In such case only doth man fully prove

Fully as man can do,

What power there is in Love

His inmost soul to move

Resistlessly.

The First World Problems of Us All

2026-01-24T12:04:00.002-05:00

Yes, except that "of us all" means me. Just me.

Starbucks an out of peach juice, which I always add to my iced green tea. So I tried strawberry and my entire morning was thrown off.
It is nearly impossible to find a new washing machine that isn't either a piece of junk or "smart." I want a "dumb" washing machine, top loading, that will last more than five years. No "sensors," no apps, no anything that involves technology other than electricity. Is that too much to ask these days? BRING BACK SEARS. I know they would have what I want.
The temp went up from 6 degrees F to 7 degrees F, and I am not prepared for this heat wave.
My child wouldn't let me put my nativity set away with the Christmas decorations on 12/31 because the wise men allegedly didn't show up until 01/05.
The camera broke on my iPhone so I had to get a new iPhone. And that means that I will have to reset all of my passwords on apps that I only use once in a blue moon because those passwords left my brain the minute I set them up.
The snow plow pushes the snow where our garbage cans are supposed to go; and on garbage/recycling days, THERE IS NO WHERE TO PUT OUT THE TRASH AND RECYCLING.
How can I be sure my red light mask is working?
BEYBLADE toys are SO DAMN LOUD.
The position of my rear view camera means that it is forever covered in salt and dirt from Pittsburgh roads, rendering it useless unless I remember to clean it off before I drive anywhere.
I like going to local wineries but I often don't like the wine.
Some of my favorite restaurants are not open for lunch on the days that I want them to be open for lunch.
There is no way the "milk and bread" buyers are eating that much milk and bread. Just no way.

The Steel Trap's Oh Twenty-Six Ahhht | In List!

2025-12-31T00:00:00.005-05:00

Oh twenty-six! The stars are brightly SHI-ning.

What's ahhht and what's in? How in Hadestown should I know? I'm just a Xennial in Pittsburgh who has her thoughts and ideas, some of which are accurate most of the time.

I will say this... when I looked at last year's list, I think that we have some work to do. We are still socialing the heck out of the media in what I think are unhealthy ways and quantities. We are still letting influencer culture influence us and on top of now having AI images warp our perception of reality. We are still doing too much, too often. So hahws abahhht we all just slow dahnnn and exercise more critical thinking and accessing (without AI summaries) credible, fact-checked primary sources? Whaddya think n'at?

Cheers to you, y'all, yinz, yunz, and yes... even youse!

Ahhht | In

2025 | 2026

Pantone Mocha Mousse | Pantone Cloud Dancer

trendy water bottle | trusted water bottles

theme parks | national parks

The Pitt (Season 1) | The Pitt (Season 2)

Paradise (Season 1) | Paradise (Season 2)

cocktails | mocktails

June 14 | Semiquincentennial

Toy Story, Toy Story 2, Toy Story 3, Toy Story 4 | Toy Story 5

hoarding | releasing

sweet & salty | sweet & spicy

Homer's The Odyssey | Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey

ordering in | cooking in

snakes | horses

fast fashion | forever fashion

smart phones | dumb phones

over posting | under posting

cauliflower | cabbage

rewatching Outer Banks (Seasons 1-4) | saying goodbye to Outer Banks (Season 5)

organized sports | unorganized play

AI sources | primary sources

smooth snacks | textured snacks (like Nerds Gummy Clusters and Cheez-It Grooves)

carry ons | checked bags

The Devil Wears Prada | The Devil Wears Prada 2

caring through perimenopause | NOT caring through perimenopause

reading Sunrise on the Reaping | watching The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping

The Gilded Age (Season 3) | reading this book until we get Season 4

renaming the Kennedy Center | re-renaming the Kennedy Center

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2025-12-17T14:14:00.003-05:00

December 17, 2025

Dearest Readers (if there are any of yinz left ahhht there),

It's been several months since my last post. And there isn't any reason for me dropping off other than the ebb and flow of life. I sit in this seat every day and stare at this device every day, and there just isn't abundant energy left to open The Steel Trap and put my thoughts and ideas to the page. Of course I still write blog posts all day long in my head... but as I get older (and hopefully wiser), I acknowledge that not everything needs to be said... out loud... by me.

But in the spirit of giving, what do you say about me writing down seventeen thoughts and ideas for the seventeenth of December? And, I will even through in a playlist as a bonus. Deal?

My IG followers may have caught my story a few days ago that expressed my disbelief that the Calibri typeface was under attack by none other than Marco Rubio. Personally, I don't use Calibri, but I do appreciate the qualities of a sans serif like its easy readability and quiet composure. Not every typeface needs to enter the room with flourish, you know? Sheesh. If you like to think about typeface (and fonts) like me, check out these fun books by Simon Garfield.
Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes have become a major part of the holiday zeitgeist, have they not? I cannot help but wonder if I had something to do with this? I did write a poem about them way back in 2013, and who can forget when Little Debbie herself meme'd me with this picture?
photo cred: Cardinal Creative
I've settled on a hard stance that as parents in 2025, we are doing too much in December. Sidebar: I can still hear my former students saying, "Come on, Ms. Balas. You're doin' too much!" whenever I'd do (or assign) just about anything, no matter the month. But anyway, I think we have socialed the media to an extreme level of oversharing and a look-at-everything-I-am-doing-and-you-are-failing-as-a-parent-if-you-are-not-keeping-up approach. What if we all just pulled back? What if we stopped celebrating the holidays EVERY SINGLE WEEK DAY OF DECEMBER with themes and special outfits and putting pressure on our kids to be doing so much for so long? What if school holiday parties weren't infiltrated with 800 Pinterest ideas? What if the elf on the shelf didn't wreak actual havoc 24 nights in a row and was a little more chill? I don't know. I just think that maybe we'd being doing our kids a service if we got back to basics. Less can be more if we make it so, can't it?
(immediately goes and stress eats a Little Debbie... just kidding... they have been sold out since Thanksgiving)
My holiday card for 2025 synergized two of my favorite things: Home Alone and LEGOs. I'm sure at some point, I've mentioned how Home Alone is my favorite holiday movie. My Gammy took my cousin "Little Danny" (who I still call "Little Danny" despite him being 45 because that's what cousins do) and me to see Home Alone in at the Laurel Mall movie theater in 1990. We were 10 and it impacted us like a paint can to the head. Last year, LWM and I built the Home Alone LEGO set as an Advent calendar (there are 24 bags, so we build one each day of December). We didn't dismantle it after the holiday season, and instead carefully stored it in bubble wrap and a big box. When I was thinking of ideas for the 2025 card, I thought it might be cool to make custom LEGO minifigures of my family and have a photo shoot of us in front of the iconic house. KMM is giving "the look" and holding his work phone. I'm drinking white wine and eating sweets, as one does after making holiday magic. SLM is holding her newly acquired cell phone, as tweens are wont to do these days. TMM is holding an apple because that kid eats more apples than anyone I've ever known. LWM is holding a rifle (Red Ryder or "Kentuckian" depending on what he's cosplaying). Mojito is pretending to enjoy being in a family "photo." For the back, I chose quotes from Home Alone that suited each of us well. I hope it brought a smile to everyone in this season of "perpetual hope."
Is anyone else getting increasingly concerned about what's going to happen to Pittsburgh eastern suburb traffic patterns in July 2026? Should we chip in and rent a helicopter?
I've grown fond of Carolina Coto's landscapes over the years. If you are looking for something whimsical that features OBX, look no further. I find them perfectly perfect for a kids' bathroom, which is where most of the prints I've purchased are hanging.
In one month, we had to replace an expensive headlight on our family vehicle and our washing machine. Two big first world problems within a month? Because a headlight is NOT JUST A LIGHTBULB apparently. It must have sensors and wires and who the heck else knows what. Not to mention that it's really hard to find a good washing machine that JUST A WASHING MACHINE. No one needs to have "smart" appliances connected to their "smart" phones. Nope. Give me a top loading "dumb" appliance that will wash clothes thoroughly and has no way of alerting me when it presumably has performed a job well done.
If anyone is sick of hearing about perimenopause, too damn bad. We do not care.
Are we over Labubu monsters? We are, right? Please?
If you are looking for a truly wild scammer podcast, check out eLIESabeth.
Also, this is embarrassing, but I have no problem admitting when I'm years behind on great content. I started watching Slow Horses on a flight from who knows where to who cares. Gary Oldman stole my heart (and I don't know what that says about me because ladies and gents, he is no Sirius Black in Slow Horses). Then I came home and realized there THERE ARE FIVE SEASONS and TWO MORE IN THE WORKS. It's also more proof that AppleTV+ has just enough content to keep me paying them monthly.
I need to watch Zootopia 2 about three more times so I can catch all of the references/Easter eggs/witty content in the background of every single scene.
The new Knives Out (Netflix) was entertaining.
Analyzing a Christmas tree's water intake is my kind of science.
"No cheeses for us meeses."
And to conclude, here is a playlist. Since my Spotify Wrapped is nothing but dirty data due to my darling son's listening preferences, this playlist exists to show what I've jammed ahhhht to the most in 2025. I'm giving you a little over two hours of good stuff. Enjoy.

Until I write again... Happy Holidays.

xx, HGB

Dear, Son-

2025-08-02T21:46:00.000-04:00

Dear, Son-

Today is your eighth birthday! I get to spend the entire day with you today, which just fills my cup, sweet boy.

We started the day with a birthday breakfast celebration with some family. You picked a "Funfetti" theme, which is as on brand for us as it gets. We opened presents, swam, went to a local church fair, and had dinner at a local Mexican spot. At the end of the day, you were exhausted and feeling loved, which is the best we can hope for on a birthday.

Just as I have written for the past seven years, I maintain: “To have experienced yet another year with you in my life is a gift for which I shall never be able to truly express gratitude. Yet, I thank you. For sticking with me, entertaining me, challenging me, and loving me..."

"When you smile, you knock me out, I fall apart
And to thought I was so smart."

Now, about this past year of your life...

You finished first grade where you ran XCC (dropping time with every meet!), participated in a live Nativity, went on some fun field trips, and learned so much! I got to plan all of the parties for your classroom, which was fun. You still love having me around, so I keep coming. I don't love riding school buses at all, but for you... it's worth it.

You like listening to musicals (Frozen, Wicked, Hamilton, and Six to name a few), George Ezra, and Pitch Perfect. You like learning about American history and science. You like to read Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Dog Man. You like the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, Christmas movies (year round), Jurassic movies, Zombies movies, and so many more.

As for your performing arts side, you are doing so well! I know you don't love ballet, but you now your stuff and I promise that you will be happy about this in the long run. You were cast as Olaf in Frozen Kids this summer at Pittsburgh CLO summer camp. Did we sing "In Summer" 800 times together to practice? Give or take. But it was worth it. I might be a little biased, but I do think that you stole the show. Remember, sweet boy... I have season tickets to you.

You saw plenty of shows this year. I think A Musical Christmas Carol, Jesus Christ Superstar, Peter Pan, and Frozen were your favorites. You even got to meet Jesus during Superstar, and I'll never forget the way you looked at me after he came into the audience and shook your hand. You whispered, "I cannot believe that just happened to me."

Another celebrity encounter occurred when we went to hear your favorite baker B. Dylan Hollis speak about his latest cookbook. You got to ask him a question during the Q&A, and I'd be underselling it by saying that a memory was made. You were so brave and charming and sincere.

You embodied pure imagination as Willy Wonka for Halloween this year. We worked on your costume together, and you especially helped on the suitcase filled with "magical" confections, including "giraffe milk." Mojito was a piece of Wonka candy to match you! You wore the costume to school for dress-like-a-book character day as well and we even wore it down to Grandpa Joe's for an authentic candy shop photo shoot.

We have continued our adventures to our favorite spots in the city. Like last year, we visited Phipps most often. You are now a big fan of Page's and Dave & Andy's too. Fl. 2 is your favorite spot to go before shows, and you refer to it as "that fancy place."

You earned several more Junior Ranger badges this year. If I could pick your favorite, I think it was Antietam, but you also loved Ford's Theatre. There are no signs of slowing down either as we have more that we plan to earn in the next year. Gettysburg is first on the list.

You lost more teeth and had to have one pulled! Can we go a year without a traumtizing dental experience? Survey says... MOMMY SURE HOPES SO.

You took your first trip on an airplane (to Kansas) and you also visited Washington, D.C. for the first time. You went to the Outer Banks with our family for the winter break (and your favorite activity was the "old time" photo shoot). You also traveled with Mommy to Ohio and Michigan.

There were other new experiences and growth too. You participated in rec basketball at the Y.M.C.A, and want to do it again. You are getting much better on scooters and bikes. You spent a week at overnight camp!

You have overcome your fear of Jaws, and we are now at the point where you can quote the movie verbatim (for better or for worse). To do it, we had a "shark night" with a shark-themed dessert to "sweeten" the deal. When the movie was over, you gave a big ol' whoop with double fist pumps, and an "I DID IT!" You're gonna need a bigger boat, kid.

Speaking of bigger boats, you built two complicated LEGO sets this year (among so many others). But building thee Endurance and the Orca were quite the accomplishments, and we have them on display indefinitely.

Finally, you had two big milestones at amusement parks. You rode one of the big water slides at Idlewild on your own and... you rode the Phantom's Revenge at Kennywood twice! Truth be told, you believe that your soul left your body the first time, but this picture leads me to believe otherwise.

Someone told me a few months ago that when it comes to parenthood, I am a "maker of memories." I reflected on that statement often for several days after the conversation and determined it to be an astute observation. It's true. And it's all for you... for us. So let's make some more then, shall we?

Happy EIGHTH Birthday my dear, son! I cannot wait to see what this next year will bring. I love you forever and ever (and ever and ever).
-Mommy

Housekeeping

2025-08-01T19:04:00.000-04:00

For the first time in forever... I skipped July's "Housekeeping" post. We were busy doing the things you do when you are away at the beginning of July like jet skiing, eating pie for breakfast, reading, listening to live music, going on walks, day drinking, eating ice cream, and staring at fires and fireworks. Sitting down with a laptop to write a blog post was at the bottom of the pile of options. A decade ago, I would have frowned upon the idea of posting late, but this is 2025 and anything goes.

Entertainment...

We loved Superman and Jurassic World: Rebirth.
We LOVED Pittsburgh CLO's production of Frozen. I don't even like that show and I loved the production. You might even say it thawed my frozen heart. There was an article on a local news source last week (that I refuse to hyperlink because it has a paywall and there is no point) about how local arts need our support. Here's what I will say about this: if you want a vibrant cultural scene in this city, you need to support local arts. It's as simple as that. Buy the tickets. See the shows. Spread the word.
Sherlock & Daughter was a fun watch (HBO). I'd love for a second season.
The Gilded Age (HBO) is crushing it this season. If you haven't started this period drama yet, do it. The start is slow with plenty of exposition for you to endure, but I assure you it is worth it.

Travel...

If you haven't ever visited Ashtabula County, Ohio, you might want to make that a priority. It's a little over two hours from Pittsburgh and after spending a few days visiting wineries, thrifting, eating at its many fun restaurants, and enjoying the lake (water sports, seaglass hunting, the best sunsets around), you will want to return. It probably deserves its own post for me to dig into specifics, but here is their VB site in the meantime: https://visitashtabulacounty.com/. We had lovely several days "up on the lake" and enjoyed so many things in Conneaut, Ashtabula, Saybrook, Geneva, and Geneva-on-the-Lake. The North Coast is underrated.
I took a day trip into the office via LGA and home via JFK. I am an LGA girl through and through; but I needed a flight home at a particular time, so JFK was my only option. NEVER AGAIN. JFK is a dumpster fire, and as a result I am going to get LGA-4-LIFE tattooed on my neck with some hearts.

Miscellaneous...

Page Dairy Mart (Page's) has been living up to its hype this summer. We have liked every treat we've tried. And the cheeseburgers are delicious. There's nothing quick like enjoying a quality cheeseburger and a sweet treat out of the back of your truck under a bridge dahn on the Mon, am I right? I am sure I've said this before but we must protect these locally owned ice cream shops at all costs. It will be a sad day when our local gems aren't around any longer.
Thrifting is chicken soup for the soul. There is something incredibly satisfying about finding a vintage Ethan Allen mirror for $9.99 in perfect condition, you know? Or some DVDs of movies from the 80s and 90s for the kids to watch on road trips... Or vintage Hallmark ornaments... I don't go often, but when I do, I am never disappointed. Also, if I am being honest, I am fascinated at what people give away and wish I knew the story behind so many items.
We also spent some time at PNC Park, Idlewild, Fort Ligonier, Phipps, and the pool.
Of the five camps Lincoln attended this summer, the Pittsburgh Zoo and Pittsburgh CLO camps remain tied for #1 in his heart. It just fills my cup knowing that my child has such varying interests and is enthusiastic about learning. When I picked him up today for his last day at the Zoo, there were some fierce hugs, a whispered "thank you, Mommy," and lots of "dust" in the air.
My dear friend KPN retired from the Air Force. My gratitude for her service is sincere and limitless; and I am so proud of what she has accomplished professionally and personally. What a total badass. xx

As for August...

There are lots of important birthdays this month, but LWM's is the one on my mind as I write this. I went into labor eight years ago today. Wild. I've got cakes in the oven and they smell oh so good. He picked a "Funfetti" theme for his birthday, by the way. He is my kid through and through (not that any of you had doubts).
I am headed to the West Coast in a few days for some work and play.
We've got a family reunion that will undoubtedly include a stop (or three) at Buc-cees. AMERICA!
School starts... so we have to fit in as much more summer fun as we can before we are back in uniforms and going to XCC practices.
One more trip to the North Coast for some sunsets is on the calendar as well.

even Mojito got to come along for some summer fun

Sincere and heartfelt thanks to those of you who continue to support this blog with your genuine interest and readership. Do some good. Be a sponsor. Have a tremendously tremendous month.

Helloooo end-of-summer or back-to-school or whatever.

-HGB

Housekeeping

2025-06-13T23:23:00.003-04:00

June is well underway and I cannot believe I haven't had time to write this post yet. Honestly, what happened was that the school year ended and it was go time. I even took a week off of work. Can you believe it?

May?

NYC was great as always, especially because I got to see Groff in Just In Time and it was just incredible.
The annual Gene Kelly Awards was a great time. Dinner at fl. 2 never disappoints either.
We spent Mother's Day at Kennywood... and a seven year old we all love rode the Phantom's Revenge for the first time... twice! Did his sould leave his body? Perhaps.
Mojito turned 13!
Lilo & Stitch was entertaining. I cried. Of course. There was something about Lilo being human that pulled on my heartstrings more so than the animated version.
First grade ended for LWM. Overall, it was a good year. He excited for second grade in August.

As for the beginning of June...

We saw Karate Kid: Legends, which we liked!
We spent some quality time in DC visiting Ford's Theatre, the National Mall (especially the Lincoln Memorial), the White House Visitor Center, the Old Post Office Tower, and a few Smithsonian museums. We especially enjoyed time with family and friends. Pizza at Brick's was great, ice cream at Lazy Mike's hit the spot, and dinner at The Falls was excellent. On the way home we visited Antietam National Battlefield and Shepherdstown, WV, dining at Blue Moon Cafe. LWM earned three Junior Ranger badges on this trip.
Summer camps have started!
It seems like I often forget how much I love root beer floats.
We had a fun day at Idlewild. I will be sad when Lincoln ages out of wanting to go... we have so many happy memories there.
My cousin had her baby... it's a girl... and we are SO VERY HAPPY!
You (Netflix) was as disturbing as ever, but I didn't mind the finale.
Sherlock & Daughter (HBO) is entertaining.

As for the rest of June...

Summer camps continue!
The Gilded Age (HBO) is back! Should I rewatch the first two seasons?
We will celebrate Father's Day.
...and enjoy whatever adventure comes our way!

Sincere and heartfelt thanks to those of you who continue to support this blog with your genuine interest and readership. Do some good. Be a sponsor. Have a tremendously tremendous month.

Helloooo summer or whatever.
-HGB

Awesome or Flawsome: Chocolate Covered Pretzel OREOs

2025-05-26T17:46:00.005-04:00

Honestly? At this point, OREO deserves a round of applause for continuing to find ways to get me to buy them. How could I pass up their latest limited edition variation: Chocolate Covered Pretzel? Exactly. I couldn't.

Here's the thing about me and chocolate covered pretzels: I am a snob. Sarris makes the best ones. If they aren't Sarris, I likely won't eat them. Why? Well, Sarris has achieved the pinnacle of elite mathematics, science, and artistry in one confection. That's why. And yet, here we are.

This OREO treat (pictured above) brings us a pretzel-y flavored cookie sandwich (note the visible salt crystals). The center is a chocolate flavored creme. Overall, it's pretty darn tasty. But, if you aren't into salty and sweet flavors combined, these might not for you... and that means more for me.

I found mine at Aldi (but it looks like you can find them in several places).

The Chocolate Covered Pretzel OREOs are officially awesome.

Housekeeping

2025-05-07T23:45:00.001-04:00

Once again, we a week into the month, and I am just now sitting down to write this post. April was an actual blur.

Jesus Christ Superstar (produced by PMT) was a fun way to spend Palm Sunday. I forgot that I bought front row seats, which meant that Lincoln got to literally meet Jesus and shake his hand. Cheers to me for orchestrating memorable moments.
Easter was fun this year. The bunny hid bags of a LEGO set. Never again will we risk Mojito eating all of the chocolate in the hidden eggs and having to spend Easter night in the emergency vet. That's right, folks. We learn from our mistakes over here.
We headed Kansas for my cousin's baby shower, which was just so fun. Lincoln loves flying and Kansas. Shout outs to Exploration Place for being an amazing science center and hands-on learning experience; to Knackies for being incredible caterers; to Airport Steakhouse & Bar for some quality meat; to Crispy Donuts for hitting our sweet spot (literally); and to Nifty Nut House for being exactly that.
Lincoln loved A Minecraft Movie. "CHICKEN JOCKEY!"
We survived #YinzAintGotNoPowerInPittsburghGate* (we had no internet, no power, and no cellular service for around 22 hours) with glow sticks, print books, cell phone flashlights, and a trip to the land of power a.k.a Westmoreland County to Fort Ligonier, Ligonier Creamery, the Latrobe Walmart, and the AMC Greensburg movie theatre to see Revenge of the Sith.
Speaking of Revenge of the Sith... I 800% cried when Hayden Christensen introduced the film, delivering the classic Star Wars line, "This is where the fun begins."
If you like The Golden Girls, check out my summer camp cabin mate's new book: Murder by Cheesecake: A Golden Girls Cozy Mystery, already an NYT bestseller!
Ransom Canyon (Netflix) was a fun, mindless watch. If you are into Virgin River and Dallas, you will like this series.
Lincoln concluded the semester at Pittsburgh CLO Academy with a happy face. Once again, he improved and continued to grow his skillset. Applause all around!
I finished Sunrise on the Reaping... the movie cannot come soon enough!

The rest of May...

I am headed to the office in NYC... I get to see Groff in Just In Time while there too.
First grade is coming to a close! We are ready for summer.
The annual Gene Kelly Awards are right around the corner!
Mother's Day is here... Lincoln is going to paint some flower pots for me.
Mojito turned thirteen!

Sincere and heartfelt thanks to those of you who continue to support this blog with your genuine interest and readership. Do some good. Get out of your bubble and expand your circle. Have a tremendously tremendous month.

Helloooo May or whatever.
-HGB

*You must pronounce "power" like this: "pahhhhher." If you know, you know.

Dear Puppy

2025-05-04T16:10:00.006-04:00

Dear Puppy,

"Wherever you go, there you are. And if I go, I won't go far."

Today is your day (despite what Star Wars fans claim). You enjoyed a lovely cheeseburger at the table much to the delight of your "brothers," especially Lincoln. We bought you a stuffed toy lemon for your gift, and TBD if you are excited about it.

You are laying next to me as I write this and I keep looking over to watch the rise and fall of your body as you breathe. After all this time, there is still something about it that soothes me.

You were a Wonka Everlasting Dogstopper for Halloween since your brother Lincoln was Willy Wonka. Are you as sweet as candy? Sometimes.

You made the holiday card again this year, this time as a Muppet, demonstrating the extent of my graphic design skills no less.

Why is it that you always look so happy on the stairs?

Like I said last year when you turned twelve (and many years before that), as we both get older, I am increasingly more aware that nothing lasts forever... Thank you for sticking with me and "guarding the castle" for another year, my sweet cuddle buggy.

Happy 13th Birthday to you!

xoxoxo

Love,
Your "Mommy"

Housekeeping

2025-04-09T22:20:00.000-04:00

Over a week into April and I am just now sitting down to write this post.

Do I even need to write about March? That was so long ago.

I'll say one thing. I loved Snow White. So did Lincoln. Critics be damned. There were so many beautiful and thoughtful moments. Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs was the first movie I ever saw in a theater (with my mom at the Manor, downtown Uniontown in 1983) and I have loved it ever since. It makes me sad that the live action remake is not getting the love it deserves.

Let's focus on April. Fake Spring is over and it is cold again.

Peter Pan was absolutely wonderful. The new version is refreshing while still bringing the classic aspects of this iconic show to life. Lincoln loved it and I only cried 800 times.
We are headed to see Jesus Christ Superstar on Palm Sunday.
Some Like it Hot will also be coming to town.
Birthdays for AJG, LKM, and KJF!
My Gammy's heavenly birthday is this month as well. Cheers to 95!
Easter is finally here!
The White Lotus (Max). The Pitt (Max). The Residence (Netflix). So much good TV is happening.
We went on a field trip to the Winnie Palmer Nature Reserve, which was lovely. I didn't even know it existed! Look who's ready to join Stick Nation.
I took a brief trip to Des Moines. Again I implore, are you even traveling if you aren't distressed the eff out at a Delta desk?
We are heading to Kansas later in the month for my cousin's baby shower, which will be fun. We love babies! It will be Lincoln's first time flying, and he's excited.
We will likely go see A Minecraft Movie. Someone in this house has taken a liking to Jack Black. I was like, "Perhaps we need to watch School of Rock too, kid. Have you heard of Mr. Schneebly?"
My friend Roz's new book, The Doors You Can Open is out and it's fabulous. If you believe in advocating for others and uplifting people in the workplace or you are interested in giving "good gossip" a try, then you should give her book a read. Here is the link.
Speaking of her book, we had a launch party at Riverstone Books in Squirrel Hill for it last night. I cannot say enough about how much of a gem that store is. Just take my money, Riverstone.
Also, check out these adorable (and ridiculously delicious) cookies from Pastries A-La-Carte that I ordered to match the book cover. Don't threaten me with a good theme!

That's it. I am tapped out.

Helloooo April or whatever.
-HGB

My Year in Books and Podcasts (Year 44)

2025-03-13T08:54:00.002-04:00

Today I turn 45. Today I moved into a new demographic. Today I took off work to enjoy fake Spring. If you know, you know.

What books did my apparently 45-54 years old self read and what podcasts did I listen to this past year?

books (don't judge... I read a ton of textbooks for work and I did not list them on here for obvious reasons)

Draco and Hermione (a.k.a. Dramione) fanfiction listed on separate posts here and here; I will note that this list includes well over 100 novels, which explains why I didn't read much else.)
Beyond the Wand: The Magic & Mayhem of Growing Up a Wizard by Tom Felton [What a great memoir. Raw, funny, and warm... just as I would imagine Tom to be in conversation. Recommended.]
The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton [You can read why I read this for the umpteenth time here.]
The Johnstown Flood by David McCullough [Read this if you want to be so mad at a certain group of Gilded Age barons. Recommended... obviously. I would let you borrow mine, but it is a first printing.]
The Waters by Bonnie Jo Campbell [I liked this novel. It's very American in ways that are not stereotypical or overdone. A slow burn, but recommended nonetheless.]
Hidden Potential: The Science of Achieving Greater Things by Adam Grant [Adam Grant is a bit of a rock star, and if you are interested in helping yourself or your team reach their hidden potential, this may be of interest.]
Competing Against Luck: The Story of Innovation and Customer Choice by Clayton M. Christensen, Taddy Hall, Karen Dillon, and David S. Duncan [I didn't love this one. It was too "I have my MBA from ________" for my tastes.]

podcasts (all of which can be found on Spotify, Apple, etc.)

Ultra [Season 2 BRINGS IT. Rachel Maddow can narrate my life TBH. Listen. Now.]
Accused [Cincy-based true crime that is investigated and reported on by actual journalists. All interesting stories.]
The Big Picture [I listen to the episodes about award shows and movies I've seen or am interested in. Sean Fennessey and Amanda Dobbins are great, even if Amanda says "you know?" far too often. You know?]
Stick the Landing [This one examines if a show's finale stuck its landing. Good stuff. If you are into prestige TV, of course this is for you.]
The Rewatchables [When I say that I have been following Bill Simmons for over twenty years, that is the truth. So it's no surprise that I started at the beginning of this podcast dating back to the first episodes from 2017 and got myself up to date. I only skipped a few, which means that I have listened to well over 300 episodes. If you love movies and Simmons' approach, this is recommended.].
Scamfluencers [This one is ongoing. Some scam stories I've heard before, some are fresh to me. Episodes move quickly and are pretty engaging. I don't hate it.]
Southern Fried True Crime [Just when I think there cannot possible any more crimes to be covered in the South, this podcast finds more stories. Never uplifting, typically unsettling. I recommend it only if this is your thing.]
You're Wrong About [I love a good debunking, and I will listen to most of these episodes as long as Sarah Marshall wants to publish them. I learn something new with every episode, and that is just fantastic. Recommended!]
Maintenance Phase [Like You're Wrong About, I typically don't miss an episode of this show. While I don't always agree with Michael Hobbes and Aubrey Gordon, I do value their takes and appreciate the time and research they put into breaking down the worst of the worst when it comes to health and diet culture. Recommended. I really liked the Ozempic episode FYI.
Decoder Ring [Every single episode is a learning experience about niche topics and cultural moments. Great narration, nicely researched, and totally engaging. Recommended!]
Rabia and Ellyn Solve the Case [These two stars + a guest take major crimes and really dig into them with special guests and bold takes. I enjoy them both (especially Rabia), and these episodes are a fun ride despite the harrowing content.]
If Books Could Kill [This is a newer podcast that takes REALLY popular bestselling nonfiction titles and cuts them to the core. Good stuff. Well-researched. Recommended!]
The Big Flop [Fun, pop culture podcast about major flops. You learn a thing or two while getting a funny dose of nostalgia. Recommended!].

More Hugs and Insults: The Best Dramione

2025-03-11T16:09:00.000-04:00

You didn't think I could stop did you? Here are fifty (or so?) more to add to my original list.

Fizzing Whizzbees (never lets you down)

The Missing Sister by singularritae [The grief I felt upon finishing The Missing Sister was tangible. The details, the plot, the characters... especially the Snape I didn't know I needed, but I am so damn glad has been written. It is just all so carefully considered and fits together as if meant to be. This is my favorite of all time. This is my canon. "The owl appeared late at night and left just as suddenly, he recognised the handwriting immediately and ripped open the envelope. She is yours. If something happens to us, I want you to hide her. Name her Hermione, for she will have my last libation before I sleep and be the messenger of dreamers. Moony and Mary know. Three words. Three words that forever changed the course of the war."].
Light and Dark series by scullymurphy [The first part of this series is Bending Light where "Draco Malfoy was in exile, though they called it protection. It was the summer after sixth year and he'd taken Dumbledore's offer, defected to the other side and been sent away to a small town in Italy for his troubles. No magic, few rules, and not a lot to do -- until Hermione Granger arrived. What do you do when you're thrown into exile with the last person you wanted? You live like there's no tomorrow..." It is truly lovely, comes with playlists, and embraces the late nineties like no other Dramione I've read to date. The second part of this series is Falling Dark and, "It's a year since Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy parted in Italy with promises of love and fidelity. The Battle of Hogwarts is over and Voldemort is dead. And although the price paid was high, Hermione is ready to start the rest of her life, and her eighth year studies, with Draco by her side. No hiding and no shame. But when Draco finally arrives at Hogwarts, it's obvious that things are very wrong. Why is he acting so strangely? And what happened during the long months he lived as a double agent, passing secrets from the Death Eaters to the Order? No one is talking, but Hermione will get to the truth, even if it means breaking her own heart in the process. If Bending Light was the warm, lazy Italian summer, this is the dark, brooding Scottish winter. Dress warmly." So much angst... and so worth it in the end.]
A House in the Country by BoredRavenvlaw620 [I adored this one... and these versions of Hermione, Draco, and Scorpius: "'That’s it, just no. I’ve done my duty to the Wizarding world. I gave up my childhood, I gave up my dreams, and for what… a tiny cubicle in which I put the Ministry stamp on endless permits. No more. I quit. Effective immediately. I think you’ll find I have ample vacation saved up. I’ll owl human resources on where they can send my check.' She spent her childhood fighting a war she didn't start. Now life is passing her by. What will she find when she makes choices not based off expectation?" Don't forget to read the accompanying one shot "Beneath a Stormy Sky" to complete the story.]
Adrift by In_Dreams [Another one that strays from the usual tropes, Adrift brings us a Draco who needs help, but also who isn't afraid to ask for it. His "Life is closing in on all sides and Draco Malfoy is drowning in expectations. Something has to give. A chance encounter with Hermione Granger infuses his life with something new―but she doesn’t even remember her own name." Enjoy these forty-five chapters of our favorite couple.]
Seek and Find by serpent_and_sage [Grab your tissues. This is top tier. "Hermione Granger constructed a predictable life for herself following the war. However, she realizes that within the constraints of control there is no room for want. In an uncharacteristic move, she flees her life in London to visit Neville, who works as a gardener at the Zabini Estate in Italy. The Estate, now a wellness retreat for elderly witches and wizards, is also the refuge of three of her Slytherin classmates that she has not seen since the war. This is a story of overcoming assumptions, judgmental garden gnomes, flowers, and the quest for contentment."]
The Best of Me by Mrs. Ren [I sort of loved this one: "Officially, Hermione Granger was killed in action during the Battle of Hogwarts. Unofficially, Draco Malfoy has never stopped searching for her. Years after the war during a mission in France, his salvation comes in the form of a little blond boy and a familiar half-Kneazle."]
The Stowaway Malfoy by writetimewrongmuse [A total delight. "Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy are on a mission to set up their parents. What better time to parent-trap them together than the week-long Christmas Holiday Hermione has been planning for three months?"]
Turning Tides by In Dreams [Another one I adored, "Desperate for a change of pace following the end of the war, Hermione leaves London for a distant seaside town. There she stumbles upon Draco Malfoy, alone and seeking a fresh start."]
Notes of Melancholy by DarkoftheMoon [The war is over and Hermione Granger is haunted by loss. She spends her days going through the motions, following routines to keep it together. The sounds of her neighbor's nightly piano playing slowly stitches her broken heart back together. When she musters up the last of her Gryffindor courage to thank them, a familiar face opens the door.]
By the Book by DarkoftheMoon [After six months in Azkaban, six months living without magic, and six months probation, Draco Malfoy reveled in the quiet. For five years working in a small bookshop in the Scottish isles gave him purpose and the silence he craved. Until the bell above the door chimed, and Hermione Granger started to make noise. And maybe he liked the sounds she made.]
Tender Remedies by DarkoftheMoon [A war story in eight, lovely parts. Carve some time to sit and read them all at once. Here's your teaser for the first part: "It's lonely between missions. With his cover blown and his mother gone all he has are safe houses. But never for very long. On a rainy night, wet and weary, he needs something — or someone — to heal him. Inside and out. So he goes to the only place he wants to be."]
Détraquée by [108 chapters of A+ content that you will not want to stop reaching ever. Four years of one of the best (if not the best) versions of Hermione: "'All her growth was the conveying of a corpse of hope.' (From 'The Rainbow', D.H. Lawrence) This is a story about coming into one's own, a meditation on the twilight of girlhood and the violence of crash-landing into womanhood. Follow Hermione as she navigates through the quagmire: Saving the world, getting top grades, falling in love, lust, and a whole lot of trouble, and comes out of it hopefully (at least) partially sane."]
The Portrait of Draco Malfoy by SilverDragonGemini [An original plot that will pull your heartstrings in ways you didn't expect. "In an attempt to find a sense of purpose following the war, Hermione rejoins The Order as they investigate a splinter cell of Voldemort loyalists. With barely-healed emotional wounds threatening to open as she heads back into danger, Hermione is desperate for something or someone to keep her grounded. That need leads her to find solace in an unlikely place."]
Pet Names and Parting Gifts by Elaney [Crookshanks in all his glory. There will be tears. "In the wake of a devastating diagnosis, Hermione Granger finds herself grappling with the impending loss of her beloved familiar, Crookshanks. Amidst her grief, an unlikely visitor appears at her office door—Draco Malfoy, his face etched with genuine concern. He asks the most unexpected question: 'Granger, is your cat okay?' Shocked and comforted by the revelation of the strong bond between her cherished pet and the Slytherin, Hermione discovers that what seems like a coincidence of fates is actually her beloved pet's parting gift. As Hermione navigates the heartbreaking journey of cherishing Crookshanks' final days, an unlikely friendship blossoms between her and Draco. With Draco by her side, she learns that even in the darkest of times, love has the power to heal, transform, and leave a lasting impact through the most unexpected ways."]
Carpathian by nifizzle [As a Carpathian myself, I especially loved this one for its characterization, prose, and plot. "The sprawling mountains of the Romanian Dragon Sanctuary offered a perfect chance for renewed self-discovery. Lush landscapes. Majestic beasts. It was intended to be Hermione’s escape. Except, she hadn’t been alone in that plan. Four years had passed since she last saw him, and to her knowledge, no one else in Britain had either. Rumours had sprouted like plants under a Herbivicus Charm after he failed to return for the second half of their final year at Hogwarts. Even Hermione hadn’t been able to resist the question in nearly every student’s mind: Where had Draco Malfoy gone? Apparently, she now had the answer."]
Hard Row to Hoe by blessdtoaster [If you are looking for a highly entertaining characterization of our boy Draco, this is it. Oh and some rather satisfying plot points, this is also it as well. "It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion. This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift. When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way."]

Chocolate Frogs (consistently satisfying)

Fascination by Kaleidoscope [I felt seen in SO much of this fic. "It's a time of change. Hugo is starting Hogwarts, Rose has made friends with Scorpius Malfoy, and Ron is...just the same as ever. Hermione is tired, harried, and her marriage is falling apart when she speaks to Draco Malfoy for the first time in decades, thanks to their children's friendship. And Malfoy - ostensibly estranged from Astoria - inviting her to lunch, and sending her flowers, isn't helping matters. Things swiftly threaten to spiral out of Hermione's control."]
Between Certifiable and Bliss by Slytherin_Girl19 [I enjoyed this plot because it deviated from the some of the more common Dramione tropes: "Strange things, dreams. How much credence should we give to where our subconscious takes us? There were many things Draco did not need in his Sixth Year. He did not need Theodore Nott implanting strange dreams in his head, for one.
In the ensuing years, he did not need to constantly remember that blissful, impossible dream. He further did not need Potter bursting into his mostly turned-around life to embroil him in a conspiracy at Azkaban. And he definitely did not need to embark on a clandestine investigation into prisoner mistreatment with Hermione Granger."]
all the things flashing by by lentezon [If you like a structure and style that deviate from most fics, this one will be a good fit: "War doesn’t simply begin at one specific moment. It simmers under the surface, bubbling up like hot lava in different places at a time until it bursts and covers everything, the way a volcano erupts and covers all the earth around it with devastating substance. His war began a long time ago."]
a moment in time lentezon [Same comment as above. "His lips are warm. Somehow she’s never thought about him as warm—perhaps it’s because his white hair and his grey eyes make him look cold, or because of his countenance toward her and her friends over the years—but he is, and it suddenly occurs to her that Malfoy is just as human as the rest of them. It’s obvious and at the same time it’s new. Even after coming to terms with him being in the Order, she’s still never seen him as anything but an acquaintance, someone to help fight on their side as a soldier in a war. But maybe, like herself, he isn’t a soldier at all."]
A Gallows Marriage by MilaBelle [If you enjoy the Dramione forced-marriage trope, this one is for you. "After doing more than her fair share in saving the Wizarding World and bearing the scars of what it cost, Hermione Granger thinks she has earned herself a little respite. But when a charismatic albeit chaotic Theodore Nott convinces her to use an old law to save a dear friend who is about to meet the Dementor’s Kiss, she simply cannot stand by and watch. Follow Hermione as she navigates a world that still believes in blood status, a marriage to save the life of an old enemy and the hurt that comes with surviving."]
Like a Stone by RunningUpThatHill [This is a WIP, which I almost never read; it features a common trope with some uncommon twists: "Ministry Directive 32: To ensure moving past any and all lingering Blood-purity views, all Pureblood wizards and witches are henceforth forbidden from marrying other Purebloods. Unmarried Purebloods who have aided, abetted and otherwise were tied to the Death Eater movement, are furthermore obliged to, without exception (unless it involves Directive 24), marry a Muggleborn. They have one year to find adequate spouses. Non-compliance with Directive 32 will result in a fine of 150.000 Galleons and 5 years’ incarceration in Azkaban."]
The Silver Envelope by sinflower81 [I didn't know what to expect from this one at first, but I was pleasantly surprised. There are some wonderful house elves, favorite and new characters, and plenty of adventure for our favorite couple. The teaser: "'Tell me again to release you, Granger. Tell me again that you just want to be friends.' It’s been five years since Draco last spoke to Granger. Things are different now, and though earning her trust will be a challenge, he can’t seem to keep himself away. Hermione has been busy advocating for elves around the world, but when her breakup with Ron turns her life upside-down, she knows there’s only one person who can help her."]
call it what you want by HawthornWhisperer [A common trope of Draco and Hermione working on an Auror project together, but written sweetly and with a fun project to bring them together. I also thought the supporting characterization is done well with cute versions of Harry, Ginny, Theo, and Pansy. The teaser: "'I need you to have sex with me.' Draco stared at her, sure he had misheard. 'Pardon?' Hermione looked up at the ceiling, taking a deep breath. 'I have it on good— I have heard— oh bloody hell,' she muttered. 'I’m bad in bed. I need practice.' His lungs had entirely stopped working. 'Practice,' he repeated dully. 'Yes, practice.' 'At sex.' 'At sex.' 'And you came to me why?' 'Because what else are we going to do here this month?'" This one also comes with two accompanying one shots to fill in some missing scenes.]
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever ["Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses." This one was an enjoyable eighth year fic, with a different twist that I didn't quite see coming.]
A Little More Alive, Far Less Lost and Life Adapted (Far Less Lost series) by MGL_Dramione_Lover [Start with A Little More Alive, Far Less Lost and continue on to Life Adapted and for a nice Dramione experience that spans several years starting with an eighth year fic, "After Draco's post-war trial, he finds himself attending his 8th year at Hogwarts with Hermione. As remorse and acceptance replace anger and hate, the old enemies begin a friendship that sparks into much more than they ever hoped for. Hermione's goal as Head Girl is to banish old prejudices and unite the school while Draco's only wish is to become a man worthy of her love."; and then moving with them into adulthood, "Soul-bound Draco and Hermione are living a semi-perfect life with their growing family. At least it was perfect until the one man with the power to ruin everything snakes his way back into existence. Over nine years after the end of the war, Lucius Malfoy is released from prison to a world that has changed without him. The only thing that has stayed the same is the love of his wife."]
And We All Fall Down by Rumaan [Yet another eighth year fic that you might like that takes place over the final semester of that year, "The spring term at Hogwarts starts with a bang with the return of Draco Malfoy, back for his eighth year after a stint in Azkaban. But all is not right with Draco, and Head Girl Hermione Granger can't help but get involved."]
The Deadline by Lena Phoria [While I typically like Draco and Hermione as adults, my only criticism of Lean Phoria's fics are that there are just too many characters. "It takes the unexpected engagement of their children to get Draco and Hermione in a room together, but only the selfish acts of their estranged spouses and a 300 Galleon bottle of firewhiskey will get them in a bedroom. What starts out as a one time mistake soon becomes a full-blown affair with a deadline; the day their children say 'I do'. But things rarely go according to plan."]
The figures of figuring out by Vofastudum [A stream-of-consciousness eighth year fic, "You were the biggest riddle in my life. You were the one I couldn't figure out.You were the only thing I couldn't find a pattern to. You were something I couldn't look up from any book. Unwritten…with no instructions. And the story of us comes with no manual, no expectations."]
Tremble & Depart by DarkoftheMoon [A fun adventure story with our favorite characters, "Draco Lucius Malfoy. Death Eater. Disposable. Life on probation at the Ministry meant keeping his head down and his mouth shut. On his first field assignment he’s tasked with investigating an abandoned Death Eater manor hiding more than a few secrets in its walls. Stuck with the only witch who agreed to work with him."]
Incomplete by nifizzle [These versions of Draco and Hermione are delightful. "It started off as a celebration of Ginny’s new job, but when Draco Malfoy shows up, the rest of the evening doesn’t end as hoped — in more ways than one. Back at work and more confused than ever, Hermione aims to avoid him as much as possible, but that desire turns impossible once the Minister of Magic assigns them to the same legislation project. Unable to escape him, Hermione soon discovers that there are layers to Malfoy she has yet to uncover."]
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Geeky-DMHG-Fan [Twenty-two chapters that have nothing to do with Lemony Snicket: "Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?"]
If These Walls Could Talk by incognitotoro [An interesting plot for these adults: "After she makes a rare impulse decision during a stressful situation, Hermione finds her life taking a sharp and unexpected turn. The Job: Six months on an island in County Galway to excavate/study/secure a ruined medieval castle that was once home to a powerful and dangerous witch. Entirely within her capabilities. The problem was the partner. The Partner: Draco Malfoy; black-hearted villain, sarcasm addict and chronic over-dresser. If only he was the only problem."]
These Ties That Bind by eurhythmix [I liked this premise and the slow build into the primary plot. That said, it is long at 101 chapters and there are some sci-fi and war aspects that I could have done without. But it still made me cry, so... "Voldemort is dead… at least that’s what everyone thinks. A tale that spans over a decade, this is a story of innocence lost—for what happens when the hero becomes the villain? In the new Magical Empire, Harry Potter reigns supreme. The Statute of Wizarding Secrecy has been dissolved and Light and Dark must join forces to fight to freedom. But first… there’s something Ginny needs to remember." The author notes that this is, "A character study in power and the choices we make."]
The Hardest of Hearts by WillowingScribe [This one had some lovely moments. "Hermione, driven to become Minister of Magic, reluctantly joins a matchmaking agency, only to discover Draco Malfoy is her top match. Firmly rejecting the idea of marrying her former bully, Hermione is forced to reconsider when their paths intertwine in unforeseeable ways. But what starts out as a simple match of convenience soon turns into much more. Their strong connection catching Hermione completely off guard, she starts to question everything she thought she knew about Draco Malfoy."]
The Fireplace by AutumnWeen [Six chapters of lovely. "Connecting their Floos was a mistake. Having access to each other was a mistake. Wanting the other was a mistake. They did all three anyway."]

Cockroach Clusters (eaten as a last resort when there is no other chocolate in the common room)

Trust Me by smokyquartz [Do not trust this story even though you may be tempted to do so. This is NOT AN HEA: "Hermione Granger, a force to be reckoned with and a dedicated Auror, may have met her match on the other side of a manhunt. The partnering of an Ex-Death Eater on the case could mean a fresh start - or destroy it completely." When I say that I hated the ending to this, that would be an understatement. I would rather kiss a Dementor than read this again.]
A Certain Slant of Light by onebedtorulethemall [Jane Erye meets Dramione meets ? "The ghosts of Hermione’s past have risen, and they carry with them a message: Come home, come home, to where it all began. Driven to the cusp of sanity by a curse without a name, Hermione has no choice but to obey. It’s silent as the grave in Wiltshire, and the manor stands nearly empty save for a dying woman and her reclusive son. But something stirs in Malfoy Manor that shouldn’t be there. Something with teeth. And when she walks at night, she doesn't walk alone."]
Meet Me in Dreamland by sinflower81 [Read the tags and notes on this one as it is explicit. That said, the plot and magic in between explicit scenes is intriguing and the characters are written well. The overview explains enough for you to decide if you want to proceed: "If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex. Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free. The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down. Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay." Note: It is part of the Sins of Dreamland series, which has one shots you may like too. So why do I have this fic in this category? The "dreams" are just too damn much. I think they take away from the smart plot... and there is some liberal usage of "Mudblood" that I didn't think made sense for Hermione to endure.]
Sucker Punch by riptey [I put this one down here because I didn't love this version of Hermione. You might. "Sometimes you want to punch somebody. Other times, you're the one getting hit.After an unfortunate bar fight, Hermione Granger accidentally invites Draco Malfoy to live on her couch indefinitely, but at least she's got his wand. She's struggling to hang onto her sanity and pleasant disposition, despite those nasty thoughts that keep popping into her head, but he's already given up on his. Meanwhile, the rest of the wizarding world is investigating his mysterious disappearance, he's inventing his own whole new reality from the comfort of Hermione's bed (not that she wants him there), the gravity's broken in the kitchen, Harry and Ginny won't stop trying to get her back together with Ron, Ron's sleeping with Lavender, Hermione wants to lay him out, Astoria Greengrass is mourning her not-so-dead fiancé, and everyone's so buried in lies that they might as well just forget about the whole concept of truth."]
Divination for Skeptics by olivieblake [Another one where I didn't love this version of Hermione. But you might. "The latest in magical advancements is an enchantment that reveals the bearer’s romantic compatibility with another person. Effectively eliminating uncertainty from dating, the charm can tell you whether or not you’ve found The One with a precise, Hermione Granger-approved calculation of traits and preferences. It’s a foolproof method of predicting relationship happiness. It’s also, for Hermione, positively dreadful news."]
Boardwalk by In_Dreams [A little unbelievable as the author admits to never having been to California and I feel like there were some ways to make it more authentic, but a decent change of pace regardless: "Living in the aftermath of war, Hermione Granger didn’t realize she was looking for anything on the beaches of California, but she discovers a new side of herself through the eyes of Draco Malfoy."]
This, too, is Sacred by HeartofAspen [This was just... not what I wanted for them, "An ancient power has required generations of purebloods to pledge their lives to the blood pact. Draco has long known he was born to uphold this tradition; but Hermione's parents have secrets, hidden details about her heritage… and soon it will be her turn to cast in with fate."]

Housekeeping

2025-03-02T15:50:00.002-05:00

March! Coming in cold with snow right after our first round of "fake spring."

What even happened in February? For me, it felt like the opposite of never ending January and was gone in a blink.

Dinner at Cornerstone, dinner at Flamingo's Hollywood Steakhouse (yes, you read that correctly), lunch at Gaucho, and lunch at Meloni's (home of the BEST burgers in Uniontown).
I spent another day in Boston. It never disappoints... one day I will stay longer than a day.
We went bowling and to no one's surprise, my child loved it. I broke a hundred each game, so I was true to form. Lincoln was in disbelief when I told him that his father, his godfather, and yours truly went bowling the night before he was born... I said, "Baby... maybe you were born to bowl!"
If you aren't watching Paradise (Hulu), what are you even doing right now?
Sweet Magnolias (Netflix) is rough this season and every episode is making me yell "Serenity now!" in my best Frank Costanza voice.
Who else is excited about the return of School Spirits (Paramount+)?
We surpassed the 100th day of school, which means we are on the home stretch and inching our way to summer.
Speaking of summer, Lincoln's summer is officially booked with five different camps and some adventures with me planned already. Those Junior Ranger badges are not going to earn themselves!

Marching on...

Birthdays for yours truly, DMS, AMS, the other AMS, CMWF, and TAG!
Kimberly Akimbo is in town!
I will be attending a "VIP Dance" with Lincoln at his school. The dance floor won't even know what hit it when "The Cupid Shuffle" comes on.
Lincoln's first rec basketball season concludes. His little team has gotten better with each game, and that's basically all we wanted: skills, drills, and fundamentals. We enjoyed watching the kids getting equal playing time and the refs teaching the kids the basics of the game as they went. Long live rec sports.
We had a "shark fest" last evening and we are proud to announce that Lincoln made it through Jaws. Why is this important? Rewind to an incident last summer when he was traumatized by the first six minutes of the movie, resulting in a nightmare and a weeklong water boycott. Note: Jaws is rated PG, and that is FAKE news. Also, a big bowl of "sand" (vanilla pudding, whipped cream, crushed Golden OREO cookies, blue JELL-O, gummies, and Teddy Grahams) goes well with a "shark fest."
Lincoln took a ballet class today at Phipps with characters from Pittsburgh Ballet Theatre's The Wizard of Oz. We followed it with lunch at Cappy's and some book and DVD shopping at Amazing Books & Records (2 Diary of a Wimpy Kid books, 2 Harry Potter DVDs, and a first edition Norton book? Score.) Not a bad way to start the month.
If you need a roof or are curious about solar or feel like your siding is in desperate need of a glow up, I know some guys who would love to chat it up with you at all of the home shows in this area throughout March.
Lastly, if you want to see this in person, you probably have a month left.

Route 119, outside of Connellsville

Sincere and heartfelt thanks to those of you who continue to support this blog with your genuine interest and readership. Do some good. Have a tremendously tremendous month.

Helloooo March.
-HGB

Happy Blogiversary (Year 14)

2025-02-22T23:43:00.001-05:00

2/22/25 = 14 years of The Steel Trap

The stats and the data still don't lie. People continue to visit regularly and read my monthly "Housekeeping" posts... and whatever I manage to find time to write. So, thank you. I mean that, you know? Google is probably looking at this and going, "She's STILL at it? Never would have guessed."

For this blogiversary, here are twenty-two thoughts and ideas on the twenty-second of February, twenty twenty-five!

Remember when facebook was fun? I do. But in exchange for that fun, I believe we gave away pieces of our privacy irrevocably.
I logged on to facebook the other day for about ten minutes and I learned so much useless information about people I "know." And if I am being honest here... it made me feel weird. I do not need to know who is getting divorced, who called the cops on whom, or who is selling the latest MLM scam. At what point to we all step back and acknowledge that this is harmful for us?
Truthfully, I only have facebook because it's more convenient to have it than not to have it. I also don't think I can even delete it if I wanted to do so. I mean, it took me hours upon hours to clean up my timeline from years of posting and even then, I couldn't get everything removed that I wanted to be gone.
I often wonder if we did a cost benefit analysis of having so much of our lives integrated on social media, would we realize just how much we have given up for likes, shares, and comments?
You know you are getting old when "buying a sweater shaver" is on your to-do list.
THE POTHOLES ARE GOING TO SWALLOW US.
No, seriously. There are a few on the Parkway East outbound near the Greensburg Pike exit that are Sarlacc-sized.
The Steel Trap turning fourteen means that yours truly is about to turn forty-five. Forty-four was meh but forty-five seems like a milestone, doesn't it?
Hooters may be closing, but Twin Peaks is still here to serve up a load of nonsense. I should mention that I've been getting ads for Twin Peaks... clearly the algorithm exists to annoy me.
I hope that everyone has read at least one book by Richard Powers.
I also need all Democrats to read What's the Matter with Kansas?
I really like The Lumineers' new album.
I am tired.
If you haven't watched The Pitt (HBO) yet, you really should.
Cornerstone Restaurant & Bar in Aspinwall is a good joint.
My friend Roz's new book is available for presale. You can also join us for a celebration to launch it. More info here.
It's high school musical season! What are you planning to see?
Drink more water.
The new girl dinner is french onion soup, crème brûlée and a nice, dry red.
Ticonderoga pencils are the best pencils.
Don't forget to do your taxes sooner than later!
The weather on the day I started this blog was snowy and cold. Fourteen years later, February proves itself to be reliable.

xxoo,

HGB

I'm in the Bright Light Again

2025-02-02T13:41:00.004-05:00

My fascination with Stereophonic started simply in Spring '24... with an episode of Decoder Ring: "Making Real Music for a Fake Band," which uses the play as a case study to examine the art and process of creating music for fictional bands.

As a fan of Almost Famous, I agreed with the podcast immediately in that a fictional band's music is critical to the plot and the audience's investment. In order to believe that "Stillwater" is a talented band, there needs to be music the audience can enjoy... and even respect. Otherwise, why would our hearts break for Penny Lane and William? Similarly, to believe that "The Onedors" are truly a sensation in That Thing You Do!, the title song has to be in fact an actual hit. You get my point.

About halfway through the Decoder Ring episode, it dawned on me that Stereophonic is not an old play. It is a current play, as in currently on Broadway and I could see it in July. So I made haste to find a date, buy tix, and dive head first into the music. In the meantime, it became the most Tony-nominated play of all time, and then ultimately winning Best Play in June.

The official synopsis of Stereophonic reads, "Stereophonic mines the agony and the ecstasy of creation as it zooms in on a music studio in 1976. Here, an up-and-coming rock band recording a new album finds itself suddenly on the cusp of superstardom. The ensuing pressures could spark their breakup — or their breakthrough. Written by David Adjmi, directed by Daniel Aukin, and featuring original music by Arcade Fire’s Will Butler, Stereophonic invites the audience to immerse themselves — with fly-on-the-wall intimacy — in the powder keg process of a band on the brink of blowing up."

If you really know me, you know a few things to be true:

Music, especially 1960s and 1970s rock and roll is important to me.
I believe that music has the power to shape time and create meaning. It is a powerful language.
There were many times, especially in my late teens and early twenties when I believed I wasn't a part of my generation and my tastes in music influenced that sentiment.

So it's not a stretch to believe how quickly I fell in love with this music before even stepping into the Golden Theater. And when I finally got to hear the music live within their intended context of the play, I was invested fully. The blessing of seeing live shows that have affected me deeply is never lost. For three hours that night, "I was in the bright light, forgetting my name."

While all of the songs are bangers and often cause reactions of goosebumps, tears, and/or slight head turns with closed eyes; there is one that does this especially well and without fail. That song is "Bright."

For me, the power of a song grows from the way its parts complement one another. With "Bright," Sarah Pigeon's vocals, Will Butler's lyrics and music, and its existence within the play's story create its power. But... I didn't realize its power fully until seeing the show live. It's haunting. It's inspiring. It's foreshadowing by shaping time and creating meaning throughout the play. These versions of "Bright" also demonstrate the song's incredible ability to reach its audience whether performed acoustically, raw, or polished. It reminds me of Dire Straits' "Romeo and Juliet" in that regard.

To take this back to the Decoder Ring episode, the music of a fictional band is paramount. Stereophonic holistically (book + music) and its versions of "Bright" are proof.

"Bright"

Sunday morning and the light is fine
In the beating of a bird's wing, I come alive
I was dreaming of a love song, but what good are dreams when the wind starts blowing?
Nothing forgotten, nothing forgiven when the night comes to an end

Like the bird on the windowsill, I tremble through the passing shadow
Close my eyes and count to ten until

I'm in the bright light, forgetting my name
The shadow of our lives, familiar but strange
Without enough darkness left to hide all the pain
I’m in the bright light again (I'm in the bright light)

Have you see it when they start taking flight?
How they spread out in silence and own the sky
I was dreaming we could be there, the wind in your arms and the earth dissolving
Something forgotten, something forgiven, what it was, I couldn't say

I'm afraid I could live this way forever as I glance beside me and the shadow burns away

I'm in the bright light, forgetting my name
The shadow of our lives, familiar, but strange
Without enough darkness left to hide all the pain
I'm in the bright light again (I'm in the bright light)

The nighttime loves you, but it is not your friend
The lights will flicker and we're lost again
The crowd is laughin', but the joke, it isn't clear
I long to click my heels and disappear, oh, babe

I'm in the bright light, forgetting my name
The shadow of our lives, familiar but strange
Without enough darkness left to hide all the pain
I'm in the bright light again (I'm in the bright light)
I'm in the bright light again (I'm in the bright light)
I'm in the bright light again (I'm in the bright light)
I'm in the bright light again

Stereophonic ended its Broadway run last month; but, it opens in London in May and will launch a US National Tour this year as well. Go be in the bright light. And then let me know so we can talk about it.

Housekeeping

2025-02-01T22:50:00.000-05:00

January was quite the year, was it not?

Years ago I may have written a post with my thoughts and ideas about what's happening in our country. I am not sure if I have that in me any longer, but I do think I can string together a few sentences. Since January 20, the vibes have been off. The rhetoric, the vitriol, the tension, the aggression, the executive orders, etc. are complicated, stressful, and disheartening. Is all of this worth the toll that it is taking on one another? Is it worth the increasingly wider divide between us? When is enough enough?

My trip to DC was such fun. I got to visit with some of the best. I stayed at The Darcy. I dined at Firefly and Le Diplomate. I lost touch with reality in The O Street Museum. And you bet your arse I said, "Look kids, it's the WARSHington Monument" out loud to myself when I passed that lovely obelisk. But the story behind that is a story for another day.
The Life of Pi Broadway tour was stunning. I love shows with impeccable lighting.
The Pittsburgh CLO Gallery of Heroes has started its annual tour across the area, bringing the arts into schools near you. Lincoln and I got to see this year's show and IT IS SO GREAT! There is still time to book a visit to your favorite grade school. It's never too late to make an impact on the places that impacted you.
Rec basketball games have started! Gotta love the parents who think their kids are playing in the NBA and "coach" them from the bleachers for the ENTIRE game.
High Potential and Will Trent are bringing me such joy right now (both on ABC/Hulu).
Somebody Somewhere (HBO) will go down in the best final season and best series finale hall of fame.
If you haven't been watching The Pitt (HBO), you might want to start.
I had a fun lunch at Local Provisions (1111 Freeport Road, 15238) with some friends; and I mention this because if you haven't yet gone there, you should. Cafés + markets are just so satisfying, no? You eat and then you get to "exit through the gift shop" so to speak. I love their salads and fries with a glass of dry white.
There is a similar concept in Ligonier called Tubmill Creek Provisions (106 N. St. Clair Street, 15658), and I think you should go there too! The pepperoni roll, pulled pork sandwich, and beet salad were excellent, as was their Bloody Mary. If you are in Ligonier, you may as well stop in my favorite shops too: G Squared, Laurel Highlands Olive Oil, and Main Exhibit. And if you want to walk on the wild side, stop at Joe's Bar.
Our planet project better get an A+. I know it probably looks like Lincoln was more of a foreman on this one, but he did work hard and did plenty of work. The LEGO building (ship, satellite, minifigures, and surfaces), the interior painting, color picking, putting planets in order, and labeling was all him. I had to put on second coats of paint on the planets since the acrylic paint didn't coat the styrofoam as well as we had hoped, and the hot glue gun was wielded by me and me alone.

February better not be 365 days.

As I type this, I am watching Gladiator II finally. My goodness... the Gladiator soundtrack CD got some serious airtime in my apartment during the very early 2000s. I say with confidence that its presence in II hits like no other. Timeless.
Birthdays for TLF, KPN, MBB, AJB, ELB, JDB, and BAB! And my favorite boy turns seven and a half!
Lincoln decided that he wants his Valentine box to be a Minion, particularly Kevin. His faith in my crafting abilities might be a bit high for this project, but we shall see. I should probably invest in a holster for my hot glue gun after all of the projects we've done this school year.
Speaking of... the 100th day of school is upon us, and I have to say... I am not a fan. Did I hot glue 100 googly eyes on a shirt? Yes. Did I think it was a great idea? Nope.
Sweet Magnolias (Netflix) is back and so is The White Lotus (HBO)!
I cannot think of anything else going on this month aside from the usual activities, which is fine by me.

Sincere and heartfelt thanks to those of you who continue to support this blog with your genuine interest and readership. Do some good. Have a tremendously tremendous month.

Helloooo February.
-HGB

Housekeeping

2025-01-02T22:26:00.002-05:00

OH TWO FIVE. Welcome. Welcome! Welcome?

Wicked. I am already crying on behalf of For Good.
I didn't post my annual holiday card earlier, but here it is. Design by yours truly.
If you missed it, here is my annual ahhhht/in list.
The latest season of Virgin River (Netflix) was bonkers. It was like the writers binged every single season of Station 19 and Grey's Anatomy and somehow made it work.
I took a day trip to Philly/New Jersey, which was a delight.
The Johnstown Flood of 1889 has become my Roman Empire. You need someone to wax poetic about it for ten minutes, no notes? I got you.
My boss sent me a pair of her signature hand knitted socks... such great energy right there. Another colleague sent me a case of Jeni's. I LOVE REAL MAIL.
December was a whirlwind and felt rushed. I suppose the late Thanksgiving is the core of this notion.
Despite December's brevity, we managed to fit in holiday activities aplenty. Friends, family, colleagues, and classmates celebrated in turn. There was decorating, crafting, singing, lights, imbibing, a few Santas, more lights, laughter, tears, movies, traditions, Christmas Tree cakes, presents, and even a trip to the beach.
That's right. We surprised the kids with a trip to OBX to avoid cabin fever, fill our cups, and make some memories. The weather was perfection, the kids were in the ocean every single day, Junior Ranger badges were earned (Wright Brothers National Memorial and Cape Hatteras National Seashore), Old Time Photos were taken, albino alligators were spotted, shells were collected, and starlight walks (with fireworks!) were enjoyed. We ate at Sam & Omie's, Goombay's, Hurricane Mo's, Duck Donuts, The Spot, and Fatty's. As you may know, I could easily write a whole post about OBX and why I enjoy being there... mixing nostalgia with new adventures. But all that really needs to be said is that OBX has something for every personality... even me. Seagreen Gallery is chicken soup for my soul and I got to spend an hour in there ALONE; I got to read with the ocean in front of me while feeling the warmth of the sun on my face and the wind breezing by oh so casually; and, I got to hold space for some peace... and reflection.

So yes, January... it started like this.

What happened in NOLA on 1/1 is just... so heavy. When is enough, enough?
I took more time off than usual and literally forgot what my job was by the time I logged on today.
Birthdays for PSB, EAM, and JLD!
I have a trip to DC at the end of the month. It has been way too long.
The Funny Girl and Life of Pi Broadway tours will be in town.
The Pittsburgh CLO Gallery of Heroes will start its annual tour across the area, bringing the arts into schools near you. There is still time to book a visit to your favorite grade school. It's never too late to make an impact on the places that impacted you.
I am trying my best to NOT think about Inauguration Day.
Rec basketball games are starting!
I hate the cold. My Reynaud's gets worse every year, so this one will surely outdo itself. Yay.

Sincere and heartfelt thanks to those of you who continue to support this blog with your genuine interest and readership. Do some good. Have a tremendously tremendous month and year ahead.

Helloooo January.
-HGB

The Steel Trap's Oh Twenty-Five Ahhht | In List!

2024-12-31T00:00:00.015-05:00

Oh twenty-five! Wait, Y2K was TWENTY FIVE YEARS AGO? Get ahhhta tahn. That simply cannot be true.

What's ahhht and what's in? How the hell should I know? I'm just a Xennial in Pittsburgh who has her thoughts and ideas, some of which are accurate most of the time.

Cheers to you, y'all, yinz, yunz, and yes... even youse!

Ahhht | In

2024 | 2025

Pantone Peach Fuzz | Pantone Mocha Mousse

Carhartt | Old Navy Performance Fleece

macrodosing local attractions | microdosing local attractions (with memberships)

white lights | colored lights

the "Hobby Lobby exploded" aesthetic | the "museum of my own curation" aesthetic

insta as a facade | insta as a fact

staying in a job that you hate | staying in a job that you love

Wicked: Part One | Wicked: For Good

TikTok! | TikTok?

Saturday nights | Monday nights

classic LV | Murakami LV

secondary sources | primary sources

one metal | mixed metals

single necklaces | layered necklaces

carry ons | checked bags

suffering through perimenopause | commiserating through perimenopause

anonymously posting on private facebook pages | logging off and seeking help immediately

flashy philanthropy | altruism

air fryers | slow cookers

digital | analog

Moana | Snow White

Biden | He Who Must Not be Named

Housekeeping

2024-12-03T22:35:00.004-05:00

November. It got cold.

MJ The Musical is a testament that the art can be separated from the artist. What an entertainingly well conceived and precisely executed jukebox musical.
Moana 2 was okay. But the post-credits scene was more than okay.
I had a wonderful trip to NYC. Lunches at The Mermaid Inn and Heritage, dinners at Butter and Rosie's, breakfast at La Pecora Bianca... shopping at the Bryant Park Holiday Market (check our Elke Van Dyke's booth if you visit) and the Harry Potter store... seeing Once Upon a Mattress and the Rockettes' Christmas Spectacular. The Belle da Costa Greene exhibit at the Morgan Library was stunning.
My can of cranberry sauce warmed my heart.
Lincoln is loving basketball. Some of these parents think these are NBA tryouts, but the kids are having fun.
We celebrated our first Thanksgiving without my Gammy. And it was sad. But, I know she would be happy that we gathered and enjoyed her favorite mashed potatoes in her home.
We finished the month with a Mommy-Lincoln adventure to Canton, OH to the National First Ladies Library & Museum (with lunch at Bender's Tavern); to Cuyahoga Valley National Park; and River Raisin National Battlefield Park in Monroe, MI to earn three more Junior Ranger badges. We also bopped up to the Detroit area for a quick Meijer run, seeing my friend's home improvement project, a family visit, coffee at Moka & Co., ice cream at Clark's, Star Wars figures at Time Travelers, pizza at Buddy's, pastries at Bake Station. Did I mention that we squeezed in some quality hotel time too? We watched The Great Outdoors and ordered in and swam and hot tubbed. We learned and laughed so much. Being a parent is such a trip. Literally.

December. It got colder.

Is the celebration of food back?
Birthdays for JEG and EMP!
We got our Christmas tree but have yet to decorate it.
Lincoln started the Advent calendar to end all Advent calendars. The LEGO Home Alone house has 24 bags for the 24 days leading to Christmas.
Too many holiday-centric activities to count... Christmas programs at Lincoln's school, Phipps Holiday Magic, Kennywood Holiday Lights, breakfast with Santa at the Pittsburgh Zoo, seeing Santa at the National Aviary, Pittsburgh CLO's A Musical Christmas Carol, visits with family and friends, and so on and so forth.
Holiday cards are stuffed, stamped, and ready to hit mailboxes.
Lincoln wants to see Mufasa and Sonic the Hedgehog 3.
I want to hunker dahn.

Sincere and heartfelt thanks to those of you who continue to support this blog with your genuine interest and readership.

Have a TREMENDOUSLY TREMENDOUS month.

Helloooo December. Let's end 2024 peacefully.
-HGB

8

2024-11-08T16:11:00.001-05:00

Eight thoughts and ideas on the eighth of November...

Nerds Gummy Clusters are having their moment in the sun these days with coverage in major newspapers (like this NYT article here), influencers doing their thing, etc. That said, I've been eating this sugary delicacy so long that I have them on vinyl. I am an OG NGC fan. IYKYK. Do not put a bag in front it me if you want some for yourself.
Do you ever have those moments when you wonder, "Who am I even really anymore?" Example: I don't normally buy merch from MLMs as a rule, but I walked into an office that smelled so wonderful that the only solution was to buy the root cause of this aromatic experience: Scentsy Leaves & Lavender wax melts. WHO AM I EVEN REALLY ANYMORE?
We are coming up on the six-year mark of me changing careers. I still haven't written about it, but my goodness... people ask me about it so often that I should.
I am a big fan of Studs. And if you find yourself at a mall that has a brick and mortar Studs, I challenge you to not get pierced. Much like going to a mall and not getting an Auntie Anne's pretzel, it simply cannot be done.
Sometimes we all need to watch the opening car chase scene from the cinematic masterpiece that is Striking Distance to ground ourselves.
I've got a #firstworldproblems post brewing.
My son's school is doing TWELVE holiday spirit days in December. I will not repeat what I muttered upon reading the calendar about this abomination.
If you are in the Uniontown area, I encourage you to stop by The 1848 (25 W. Fayette Street, 15401). It's a mini-boutique hotel (found on Air B&B) and a tea house with adorable treats and gifts. They have these brilliant shirts that say "SAVE OLD PLACES," and my dear friend KPN was kind enough to surprise me with one today. I must have stirred up some dust opening the package because my vision blurred when reading the message, "Cheers to us girls who were made in Fayette Co. Always know your worth. With love from Uniontown." You can follow The 1848 on instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/theuniontown1848/. #shoplocal

Housekeeping

2024-11-03T18:45:00.000-05:00

October was... hot?

The XCC championship race was a lovely day with a fast run. Lincoln markedly improved all of his race times from last year, and we are quite thrilled with his progress as a runner.
Halloween was a hot one! We lasted about an hour before everyone was sweaty and tired.
Thanks to the Fall Flower Show at Phipps and Grandpa Joe's Candy Shop for being the very best Halloween photo shoot locations for our Willy Wonka.
A trip to Knoxville for the Tennessee vs. Alabama game isn't complete with a stop at Buc-ee's, right?
I visited Austin, Omaha, and Milwaukee this month. Are you even traveling if you don't end up crying at the Delta desk once in awhile?
We had a great time at Idlewild for the last day of Hallowboo.
The Sesame Inn (McKnight Road location) didn't disappoint... A word of advice to my fellow Pittsburghers: don't sleep on the mainstay restaurants that have been doing their things well for decades.

Did we do it? Did we save the daylight?

& Juliet was just fabulous. MJ The Musical will also be in town later this month.
Birthdays for ESG, EGG, and BDF!
Wicked is finally hitting the big screen (you have to be living under a rock if you don't know this by now).
Moana 2 is also hitting the big screen! I just had a funny thought about Moana 2... what if it was Moana 2: The Rise of Hei Hei? Disney... call me. I have big ideas for our favorite rooster.
I am headed to NYC for a bit. I will make sure to stop at the Bryant Park Holiday Market and the Harry Potter store, even through my shopping is officially done. I also plan to see Once Upon a Mattress.
The Diplomat (Netflix) is back. So is Somebody Somewhere (HBO) and I am crying already at the thought of it ending.
Thanksgiving is here. Time for my annual feast of canned cranberry sauce.
Lincoln is starting basketball. Basically he wants to learn, so we will give it a try. If anything, he will look adorable in some high tops.
There will be an election. But will there be results? This remains to be endured.
Little Debbie has some fun holiday merch available this year.
Speaking of, if you like Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes, here's a little DIY craft idea from yours truly (pieces sourced from Target and Walmart; total cost around $25):

And that's it... I think? Who even knows? Sincere and heartfelt thanks to those of you who continue to support this blog with your genuine interest and readership.

Have a TREMENDOUSLY TREMENDOUS month.

Helloooo darkness, my old friend (November)!
-HGB