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Cheating Wife's Half-Naked Lover Jumps Out Window After Husband Catches Them (VIDEO)

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:30:00 EDT

Post by Ericka Sóuter

It's like a scene out of a movie or trashy soap opera. Husband walks in on wife cheating. As they argue, her lover ties sheets together, climbs out of a third story window and attempts to scale down the building. That was the situation once unlucky, half-naked Brazilian man found himself in and the entire crazy, hilarious scene was caught on camera.

The poor guy was literally caught with his pants down. It must have been an incredibly scary situation for him. There he was in the throws of passion or about to be, then boom, in walks his lover's husband. In the video, you can see the spouses arguing on a balcony as the frightened man peers over from the ledge, clearly contemplating his escape.

Now there has been speculation that this was all a hoax, but there is no denying that the guy was dangling from that building. And if it is true (which I kinda hope it is), how wacky is this entire situation? The enraged husband is heard yelling in Portuguese, "Who's shirt is this?' before flinging it down to the street. As the drama unfolds, a crowd gathers below taunting and teasing him. The fire department arrives with a big, blow-up tarp for him to land on. It's nuts.

Watch the wacky, Erica Kane-worthy drama here:

Crazy right? He's clearly pissed at both the married couple and the crowd (as evidenced by him shaking his fists toward the balcony and then to the laughing mass of people). Though I have to hand it to him -- he is quick thinking. I don't know how he fashioned that sheet-rope so fast. It was gutsy to climb onto that ledge and dangle there precariously. He is lucky to have gotten away safely. Wonder if he thinks that fling was worth all that trouble?

Do you think this daring escape was smart or stupid?

'Real Housewife' Porsha Williams Left Homeless and Heartbroken by Divorce Battle

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:30:00 EDT

Post by Ericka Sóuter

Things just keep getting worse and worse for Real Housewives of Atlanta star Porsha Williams. As if it wasn't bad enough that she was blindsided by husband Kordell Stewart's decision to file for divorce, it seems as though the divorce battle has left her homeless as well. New court papers filed by Porsha's lawyers that were obtained by TMZ reveal how cruel Kordell has been throughout this whole sordid mess.

According to the documents, Porsha alleges that Kordell locked her out of the house on many occasions and that her lawyers have begged him for the keys, but the former NFL star refuses to give in. Not only that, Porsha claims she tried to work things out via a mediation session but that her estranged hubby blew the whole thing off. How could a couple seemingly so in love just months ago drift so far apart?

The worst part? The papers make it appear as though Porsha has no place of her own to live. She has asked the judge to order Kordell to pay her enough money so that she can get a "suitable alternative residence." A source tells the website that for now, she is back living with her mom. How sad.

This may be the most humiliating Real Housewives downfall to date. In one year, she went from a blinged-out, jet-setting lifestyle and being madly in love with her husband to essentially begging the court to get him to give her enough to survive on. For other housewives, it at least took two to three seasons for them to hit rock bottom. I feel sorry for her.

Do you think Kordell is being cruel to Porsha?

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Jennifer Aniston's Baby Dreams Could Be Ruining Her Wedding Date

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:27:00 EDT

Post by Ericka Sóuter

Contrary to the hot gossip, Jen Aniston's wedding delay may have nothing to do with the fact her ex was planning to get hitched around the same time. According to Perez Hilton, she is putting motherhood over marriage. If the gossip blog is to be believed, Jen is in a serious rush to be a mommy and is going to great lengths to ensure that it happens ASAP!

That's right! Jen is reportedly focusing all her attention on getting pregnant. Originally, the plan was for her to wed fiance Justin Theroux after she finished filming a movie in March. The reason there is still no ring on her finger is because she has been "actively, feverishly trying to get pregnant." Perez also reports that she is undergoing fertility treatments and has been warned that added stress (i.e., planning a big, splashy, A-list wedding) could harm her chances of getting knocked up.

I for one hope this is true. The world likes to paint her as the pathetic, lovesick victim of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's once-torrid affair. I bet that is the furthest thing from the truth. Clearly she was hurt by their romance -- who wouldn't be. But she is much stronger and resilient than the press gives her credit for.

I would hope that she wouldn't let Brangelina's plans -- whatever they may be -- delay her happiness. And she does, in fact, appear happier than she's ever been. Justin seems good for her and a baby would surely send her over the moon. Fame and fortune are one thing, but they certainly don't sustain you emotionally. She has found a great man and now she wants to expand her family. How wonderful is that?

Watch Perez's report:

Do you think Jen delayed her wedding to focus on getting pregnant?

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Kate Middleton Has Figured Out the Secret to Prince William's Heart

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:01:00 EDT

Post by Ericka Sóuter

The need to nest is the only thing mom-to-be Kate Middleton is preoccupied with these days. The Duchess of Cambridge is also taking cooking lessons, according to Us Weekly. A source tells the magazine that the couple's newly hired housekeeper is teaching Kate how to prepare a feast worthy of her future king. This can only mean one thing.

Kate is the absolute sweetest royal wife in recent history. How many other newly minted princesses and duchesses are so gung-ho to roll up their sleeves in the kitchen? Think about it. When you dream of that kind of fairy tale, it typically involves wearing tiaras and servants, not using that brand new KitchenAid mixer. But for some, that dream romance can mean taking on a very traditional role.

I am no Donna Reed, but it does feel good to cook a great meal for my husband. It's wonderful to hear how much he has enjoyed some dish that I labored over and tried to prepare to perfection. And it's especially nice to be appreciated for the effort. Kate is probably not much different. Admittedly, there is little about their marriage that is normal -- at least by commoners' standards. I would bet that most women in her position wouldn't even consider stepping foot into the kitchen. They may make sure the staff has a list of the family's favorites, but that's about it.

Kate, on the other hand, seems to be lovingly taking matters into her own hands. The new housekeeper is reportedly teaching her to make homemade pastas and fresh baked breads. It's a small, but important gesture. Doing something you don't have to do for your partner, lover, or spouse can go a long way. It must make Prince William feel incredibly loved.

What do you think of Kate's cooking lessons?

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Awesome 'Bridezillas' Sneak Peek Reveals Craziest Brides of All Time (VIDEO)

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:04:00 EDT

Post by Ericka Sóuter

After 9 years of Bridezillas, I figured I had seen it all. Who could forget Candice's church-steps brawl, Megan's boozy, epic breakdown, or Vanessa, who treated her future in-laws like lepers. These were the most overly dramatic and insane brides in the history of marriage -- or so I thought. Turns out WE tv has been saving the best for last. In the 10th and final season of Bridezillas, you will meet the scariest women of all time. Check out The Stir's exclusive sneak peak of the madness:

They swear like sailors, yell at mothers, destroy reception buffets, get into brawl with bridesmaids, and much, much more. It's too crazy to miss. Take a look.

Amazing grown women would act like this, right? Especially on what is supposed to be the happiest day of their lives. It's sheer madness and we love every minute!

Were you a bridezilla? What's the most outrageous thing you've seen a bride do?

9 Things Every Woman Needs to Find a Good Husband

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:38:00 EDT

Post by Ericka Sóuter

All of those other "how to land a man" lists have got it wrong. They tell you to go to certain places, wear certain things, flirt a certain way, laugh at his lame jokes. But none of that is really going to make you stand out in the desperately overcrowded dating scene. Every single woman knows it's brutal out there. So here are the 9 things that will actually help you find your future husband.

What do you think a woman needs to find a good man?

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Here’s What a Juice Cleanse Diet REALLY Does to You (It Isn’t Pretty!)

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:55:00 EDT

Post by Ericka Sóuter

I try to lead a healthy lifestyle. "Try" being the operative word. I exercise. I eat right ... well, most of the time. I just can't seem to resist pizza day at work or the occasional burger from Shake Shack (arguably the best burger joint in New York City). Problem is, all those indulgences have left me feeling run down, bloated, and have wreaked havoc on my high blood pressure (a lingering vestige of preeclampsia during pregnancy).

So what's a busy mom to do? Oh, I know, deny myself any and all food. But not in the model-munching-on-tissue-paper-to-stay-skinny-for-the-catwalk kind of way (yes, they do that!). I opted for a juice cleanse. I wanted to detox. Rid my system of all those impurities and preservatives caked in every delicious morsel of yummy treats like microwave popcorn (my daily 4 p.m. snack). So I signed up for a four-day fast from American Yogini, which provided me six juices per day. Here is my detox diet survival story.

Thursday, May 9

8:45 a.m.: Crack open first juice. A delicious concoction with beets, celery, apple, lime, ginger. I am giddily excited as I drop my son off at pre-school. Just think, in four days, I will be a totally new, healthier person! Wait, is that Starbucks I smell.

10:45: Still nursing juice, already thinking about food. Obsessively thinking about food. Getting more agitated with every sip.

11:30: I'm already planning to cheat. Go to American Yogini website and look for "Cheat Foods" section. Yes!!! I can have lettuce, tomatoes, and half an avocado.

1:30 p.m.: After wolfing down said salad, I try not to feel guilty for barely lasting four hours. It's the first day after all.

3:30: Ugh. Caffeine withdrawal headache. Super tired as I sit through meeting. Feel like taking a nap under the table. Maybe no one will notice. Hunger is making time go SO SLOW!

4:00: Going head to head with pregnant coworker for most bathroom trips in a day!

7:00: Get home and can't wait to indulge in another cheat food -- quinoa. A quarter cup tastes better than filet mignon at this point. Has it really only been one day 12 hours on this fast? It's official -- I would never survive the Zombie Apocalypse.

11:30: Nurse one last juice and brush teeth, swallow toothpaste on purpose, and boy, Crest never tasted so good.

Friday, May 10

8:00 a.m.: No work today, which is a good thing since I can barely get out of bed. SOOOOO tired but MUST. DO. SCHOOL. DROP-OFF.

9:00: Feel wine-sleepy, like I've been downing chardonnay. Get back into bed.

11:30: Nanny says she's glad it's the weekend because she didn’t want be around when I turned into a crazed, cranky, hungry woman ... Too late.

12:00 p.m.: Co-chairing my son's school auction that night, so must leave to prep venue. I won't be back home until late so I pack my juices and a little quinoa along with a change of clothes for the event.

4:30: Damn! The caterers arrive and that Mediterranean buffet smells like ambrosia from the Gods!

12:00: Somehow make it through day, starving, yet noticeably less bloated and have recouped some energy. Check blood pressure and lowest it's been in five years without medication! Woohoo!

Saturday, May 11

8:00 a.m.: Best hubby ever lets me sleep in!

9:00: Ugh, is that coffee I smell. My son gives me a hug and my eyes lock on that strip of bacon he has clutched in one hand.

10:00: Sipping juice while daydreaming of curry lamb and rice, though feeling of hunger not as severe as before. Keeping busy so as not to be tempted by the food that seems to be at every turn. Damn you pretzel cart man!

8:00 p.m.: Day almost done. On juice #5 and I feel good. I feel healthy.

Sunday, May 12

8:00 a.m.: Rarely do I wake up energized, but today I feel like I could climb Everest. Okay, maybe not Everest. But could definitely a few flights of stairs.

9:00: Son is eating waffles and turkey bacon. Husband is knocking back a white chocolate latte. Not even tempted as I sip away.

11:00: Sneak a few swigs of juice during communion at church to calm my grumbling tummy.

12:30 p.m.: Mother's Day brunch! I thought I could get by with ordering a simple salad but one look at my son's bacon and I think I better order something before I go crazy and snatch the food right off his plate. My fast is supposed to go until end of day, but I indulge in an egg white omelette and mixed greens. C'mon, it's Mother's Day!!!

7:00: I have one last juice for dinner. Still feel proud, even through I ate a chewable meal earlier. I have done my body a great service. The proof: my BP is still normal and I haven't felt this good in years!

* I chose to do this particular juice cleanse brand on my own without any solicitation from the company. If you are interested in trying one yourself, there are many to choose from.

Have you ever done a juice cleanse? What was your experience like?

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Car That Prevents Teen Pregnancy Should Have All Parents Rejoicing

Mon, 13 May 2013 20:00:00 EDT

Post by Ericka Sóuter

Buying a used car is always a gamble. You could be driving off with a total lemon. If you are lucky, next time you are in the market for one, you will come across an ad like the one recently spotted on Craigslist. Not only does it detail all the dings and various other crappy parts, but it offers something that all parents of teenagers will appreciate: it guarantees no one will ever have sex with the car's owner!

If you can get past the malfunctioning engine light, this attribute is too good to pass up.

If you're a parent considering buying and fixing up this car for a teenager in your house who imagines they'll use it to go to the local drive-in theater with a cute boy / girl and let their hormones run wild, rest assured, this car is an automotive chastity belt.

Ha! An "automotive chastity belt." Gotta love that. How can a car keep kids from getting it on? Read on, parents, read on.

I mean, look at it. Every part of the car is shaped and styled like the least attractive parts of the human anatomy. The back is too small to lay down in, the rear seats are contoured in such a way as to make love-making impossible, and the center console is loaded with enough protuberances and jagged edges that necking could lead to a visit to the emergency room. This car is the anti-boner, its pastel paint job and fabric interior dousing any hormonal flames. Trust me on this, I drove this car for four years. Your teenager will experience a baffling streak of abstinence when they drive this car, to their frustration, and your relief.

Making it even less romantic, the car smells like blueberries and has "The Godfather" soundtrack stuck in the tape deck. Yes, a tape deck. Some teens won't even know what the heck that is.

You have to admit, this is a brilliant advertising technique. I don't know about you, but the success of Teen Mom has me completely freaked out. It seems to have lifted the fear and stigma surrounding teen pregnancy. Those girls have actually become bona fide celebrities just because they had babies at 16. Of course we should still teach our teens about safe sex (and abstinence, if you think that will get through to the horny iPad generation). But why not throw in a little extra protection -- a car that makes you kid a total turn-off. LOL!

I would get my son this thing in a heartbeat if it meant keeping him from having sex too soon. In fact, I think a lot of parents would buy into this marketing scheme. This plays into our parenting fears perfectly. Why limit it to cars. This could work for loads of things: crappy, second-hand clothes (no one wants a guy who smells like a church basement); cheap shampoo (that doesn’t silken or detangle); deodorant that smells like paint fumes; squeaky shoes that sound like fart every time you take a step; gifting them with Discmans rather than iPods for Christmas. Honestly, the possibilities are endless.

Would you buy your kid a crappy car if it meant keeping them from having sex?

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New ‘Bachelor’ Rumors Swirl But We Know Which Hot Guy Should Be Next

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:00:00 EDT

Post by Ericka Sóuter

The roses from season 17 of The Bachelor have barely wilted and the world is already dying to know who the next sexy single looking for love will be. Admittedly, Sean Lowe is a hard act to follow. He wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but damn was that dude hot. Among the names being tossed around as a legitimate candidate? Dancing With the Stars pro Derek Hough. As much as I love seeing Derek bust a move on the dance floor, I can't imagine watching an entire season of him making the moves on 25 women. In any case, his reps laughed off the idea. Though there are plenty of other high profile guys who would make perfect rose bearers. Take a look at our top picks for the next Bachelor.

Who would you like to be the next Bachelor?

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Kris Jenner and 'Real Housewives' Banned From the Met Gala Because Drama Queens Weren't Welcome

Mon, 13 May 2013 15:31:00 EDT

Post by Ericka Sóuter

Keep out! That was the message Anna Wintour reportedly sent to Kris Jenner when she attempted to attend the Met Gala. The Vogue editor-in-chief keeps tight reins on the guest list and banned the Kardashian matriarch from the star-studded event. Apparently, she wasn't good enough to hob-nob with fashion's elite. And Kris wasn't the only reality star on the banned list.

Anna also wouldn't allow any of The Real Housewives of New York to set foot at her event. Ramona Singer, Carole Radziwill, LuAnn de Lesseps, Heather Thomson, Sonja Morgan, and Aviva Drescher wanted to buy a table, but were rebuffed. Ouch! How embarrassing, especially for Kris who considers herself a big star. We all know red carpets are like crack to the Kardashian clan.

Anna should be lauded for doing something I am sure countless others wish they could -- keeping a Kardashian away from the cameras. From her standpoint, it was probably bad enough having Kim attend. In fact, in 2012, she had banned Kim and supposedly relented only because her baby daddy is Kanye West, a favorite at the high fashion glossy.

This may all seem a bit cruel, but can you really blame Anna Wintour? Reality stars turn just about every event into a total freak show. Everything from table flipping and screaming matches to wig pulling are all par for the course when it comes to the Real Housewives -- no matter how big their bank account or what city they hail from. Plus, Anna isn't the only one who rolls her eyes at their faux celebrity. While others in attendance at that event have earned their celebrity by creating amazing clothing lines, movies, music, and scripted television shows, these reality stars are famous for doing nothing but making fools out of themselves. It's beyond aggravating.

Do you think Anna Wintour was being too harsh by banning Kris Jenner and the Real Housewives?

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'Teen Mom' Farrah Abraham's Latest Defense of Her Sex Tape Is Disturbing

Thu, 09 May 2013 16:45:00 EDT

Post by Ericka Sóuter

Looks like Farrah Abraham still won't fess up to purposely making a porno. Despite the fact that the tape has been sold and is available on the web, she continues to insist that she made it simply to commemorate her incredibly hot bod. But that's not even the craziest part. You won't believe what the Teen Mom star said about the raunchy, X-rated shoot with porn star James Deen.

During an interview with Entertainment Tonight, she claimed:

“I was under the belief [that filming with Deen] would help better protect me and my privacy. I was like, ‘If this guy is so professional, and everything is going to be fine, then I was like, I’m happier with this choice.’”

Oh dear. This is sad. Really sad. She thought by hiring a guy who has sex on camera for a living, her privacy would be protected. She can't be serious. If she truly believes that, she is more lost, misguided, and confused than anyone thought. She claims that she only decided to sell the tape because Deen was going to leak the video.

It's just sad to see her situation go from bad to worse. Life is hard enough as a teen mom, now she's a teen mom-turned-adult video star. What is wrong with this young woman. If she really wanted to remember her fit body once she is old and grey, why not have a bare naked photo shoot or just take a video of yourself, well, pleasuring yourself. This just doesn't make any sense.

I can't help but be concerned about her future. Where does she go from here? Teen Mom is about to end and instead of turning her fame into some legitimate, respectable enterprise, she is now available for download by every horny guy in America. It's just so disappointing.

Do you believe Farrah's claims that she thought making the video with a professional porn star would better protect her privacy?

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‘American Idol’ Producers May Fire All 4 Judges and These New Picks Would Be Awesome (PHOTOS)

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:02:00 EDT

Post by Ericka Sóuter

Everyone is on the chopping block at American Idol -- even the judges! With the show seriously struggling with ratings, execs are considering cutting all four stars on the panel. That means Randy Jackson, along with newbies Mariah Carey, Nicki Minaj, and Keith Urban may all get a pink slip, according to The Wrap. For weeks there have been rumors that they want to bring Jennifer Lopez back, which would be great. During her tenure on the show, she was fantastic, connecting with the aspiring superstars and fans alike. But I say they need to think out of the box if they want to breath new life into the former hit. Take a look at our pick for a dream American Idol judges panel.

Who would you like to see on the show?

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Kendall Jenner Finally Comes Clean About Secret Boyfriend and Proves She’s the Smartest Kardashian

Thu, 09 May 2013 11:59:00 EDT

Post by Ericka Sóuter

Kendall Jenner has managed to accomplish something no other Kardashian has done before -- she is keeping her private life just that ... private. It seems as though the model has had a boyfriend for the past year and never blabbed about it or threw him in front of those ever-present cameras.

That's pretty remarkable considering that not one of her older sisters has been able to pull that off. Though, I am not sure they would even want to. It's not exactly good for the family biz, which is all about letting the world peek into every single aspect of their lives.

There have long been rumors that she was dating college football player Julian Brooks, who used to attend the high school where both Kendall and Kylie were once cheerleaders. Recently, the pair has posted photos taken together, but a relationship hadn't been confirmed until now. Check out her sweet, loving tweet:

Cute, right. That same day, Julian tweeted, "It's crazy ... it's been a year.. a good year." Awwwww! Sounds like they are celebrating a one year anniversary to me. Kendall, though one of the youngest of the reality TV clan, may prove to be the smartest -- at least when it comes to romance.

Relationships never fare well under intense scrutiny and non-stop coverage. Some people can't take the constant prying or the need to be camera ready at every moment. That certainly contributed to the disintegration of Kim's short marriage to Kris Humphries. Most people want to keep that aspect of their lives out of the spotlight, especially if they are trying to grow a loving, trusting relationship. If Kendall has learned anything from her sister's romantic disasters it's that you need time to get to know each other before being swept up in a media storm. She has certainly done the right thing when it comes to Julian. If she really likes this guy, she has to give the romance a real chance to be as normal as possible.

Do you think Kendall was smart to keep her relationship out of the press?

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'Real Housewife' Phaedra Parks Welcomes a Baby Boy and This Could Mean Big Changes For Show

Wed, 08 May 2013 20:32:00 EDT

Post by Ericka Sóuter

A new castmember is joining the Real Housewives of Atlanta! Phaedra Parks gave birth to a baby boy weighing 7 pounds, 9 ounces on Wednesday. "Mom and baby are happy and healthy," her rep told Us Weekly. And this new addition can only mean one thing for the future of the show.

More drama. Good thing she is used to plenty of screams and tears thanks to castmates Kim Zolciak, NeNe Leakes, Porsha Williams, Kenya Moore, and Cynthia Bailey. Already mom to two-year-old Ayden, life is about to get 100 times more hectic for the reality TV star. I hope this doesn't inspire her to pull a Kim and skip out on filming. After Kim got pregnant with her second child with Kroy Biermann, she all but disappeared from the show, saying she didn't have as much time to hang with the other ladies anymore.

But if anyone can balance it all, it's Phaedra. This is something she's wanted for a long time. In fact, she and husband Apollo Nida probably aren't stopping at two. "Ideally I'd like three kids, but I don't know if my poor uterus can take it!" she once joked.

Like Ayden, I have no doubt that the new baby will be featured on the Bravo hit as well. Phaedra, a self-described Southern Belle, who joined the show in it's third season has quickly become a fan favorite. She may not be as outwardly feisty as NeNe or Kim, but she gives as good as she gets. Her most memorable feud: the Donkey video battle with newbie Kenya. She's also perhaps the savviest business woman out of the crew, balancing a mortician biz with her law practice. And word is, she has landed her own spin-off called Rich People Problems, which is about her law clients. Though, I am sure all of that pales in comparison to being a mom. Congrats Phaedra!

Do you think being a mom of two will keep Phaedra too busy to be on the show?

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‘Real Housewife’ Porsha Williams Shuts Down Rumors of a ‘Fake Divorce’

Wed, 08 May 2013 18:16:00 EDT

Post by Ericka Sóuter

Since news broke that Real Housewives of Atlanta couple Porsha Williams and Kordell Stewart were getting divorced, some people have suggested the split is a big, Bravo publicity stunt. After all, everyone now knows that Kenya Moore's season-long romance with that unbelievably disinterested guy Walter was a total sham. I certainly wouldn't put this past them.

Porsha certainly wishes it was all a ruse. But alas, Kordell has indeed left her high and dry, the broken-hearted reality star confirmed to TMZ. She is still reeling from the way it all went down. She found out that he had filed for divorce through Twitter. TWITTER! That had to be the tackiest thing he could have done to this poor girl. How humiliating. Who would put themselves through all of this for the sake of ratings? Actually, I am sure plenty of people would -- but I doubt Porsha is among them. She wasn't the smartest or sharpest housewife, but she seemed like the most sincere.

You could tell that she really loved her husband and respected his opinion. The other ladies of Atlanta nearly spit our their chardonnay when she wouldn't go to a Vegas strip club because her man wouldn't approve. Though, it was clear there was trouble in paradise for Porsha and Kordell. As she became more independent and interested in a life outside the home, their marriage became strained. For some reason, he could not tolerate a wife who wanted children and a career. Someone get this man a copy of Lean In ASAP!

If anyone still doubts that fabled Real Housewives marriage curse, this should make them a believer. It certainly hit this pair pretty early on. They were only on the show one season before their once-happy union crumbled. Perhaps they should change the name of the show? Real Divorcees has a more accurate ring to it.

Do you think Porsha and Kordell's divorce is fake?

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Liam Hemsworth's Brothers Had an Intervention Over Miley Cyrus Because They Think She's Bad for Him

Wed, 08 May 2013 17:08:00 EDT

Post by Ericka Sóuter

It's true, you know. You don't just marry the man, you marry the whole family. So what happens when said family doesn't think you're the right choice? Just ask Miley Cyrus. Word is, Liam Hemsworth's brothers Chris and Luke staged an intervention to end his engagement.

A source tells Us Weekly that they want him to break up with Miley for good. Who could blame them? Since Liam popped the question last June, things haven't exactly been going smoothly. One week they are on, the next they are off. Not to mention they haven't spent much time together in recent months. From many reports, it doesn't seem like either of them is very happy. You don't need to be an expert to conclude this romance is probably doomed.

Besides, they are incredibly young. Not many people their age are ready to make a lifelong commitment. This intervention is probably the best thing that anyone could have done for them. I actually think that it's wonderful that someone loves Liam enough to step in. We should all be so lucky when we are making such a huge and obvious romantic mistake.

Sure, it’s hard to hear, but even harder to say. I have rarely been so brave in that kind of situation. I had a roommate who was dating a guy who stood her up all the time. I'd watch her get all dolled up and then sit there for hours waiting for him to show. I even saw him out at a party solo when I knew he had promised to take her. He'd call really late or even the next morning with some lame excuse, which she never questioned. Honestly, I don't think she wanted to see how wrong he was for her and I was too chicken to tell her. I should have said something, but I didn't want to hurt her more.

There was another instance where I thought a friend's boyfriend was cheating, but since I wasn't 100 percent sure, I kept my mouth shut. Turns out he was fooling around (and with more than one other girl). Now that I am older, I think about these things differently, especially now that my friends are dating with marriage in mind. If we really care about someone -- as Liam's brothers obviously do -- you should say something.

Liam may not have liked hearing what they had to say, but in hindsight, he will probably appreciate it. At the very least, it should make him really stop and think about his relationship and whether or not it's good for him. No word yet on whether Miley and Liam are done for good. If they do get back together, that certainly makes for some awkward moments between Miley and the brothers in the future.

Do you think Liam's brothers were right to step in?

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A Black ‘Real Housewives of New York’ Is More Fantasy Than Reality

Wed, 08 May 2013 16:15:00 EDT

Post by Ericka Sóuter

There is a lot about the Real Housewives franchise that reflect our real lives. 1. Women can be catty. 2. Women can be cruel. 3. Marriages, even the ones that seem perfect on the outside, are often messy and complicated. There is just one big thing that is missing. Leave it to RHOA diva Sheree Whitfield to call it out. She recently ranted that there aren't enough black people on Real Housewives and she's right.

Outside of the ATL-based cast, the other cities look like a cookie with no chips. You can watch an entire season without a yellow, brown, or reddish complexion popping up on the screen. Some areas, you expect a complete lack of diversity, namely Orange County. It is known to be pretty homogeneous and incredibly blonde (whether by birth or bottle). Though that excuse doesn't fly in a city like New York. This is arguably the most diverse place in the country -- so I understand why fans expect the show to reflect that in some way.

Don't these ladies know any women of color they can bring into their wicked, inner circle? All of those relationships are mostly manufactured anyway, with producers signing on a "new girl" or two every season to liven things up. Why not just hire someone with a little ethnic flair. It's guaranteed to do wonders for the show. There is a reason Real Housewives of Atlanta is the best of the bunch. Those woman are the sassiest, savviest, and funniest of the entire franchise (though New Jersey is definitely a close second). Who wouldn't love seeing Ramona Singer going head to head with someone as feisty as NeNe Leakes. Now that's TV gold.

But truth be told, just plopping a black, Latina, or Asian woman into the mix would be more fake than the show already is. It's sad, but true. That's not to say there aren't plenty of minority women who can match both their brazenness and bank accounts -- there are. However, these women probably hardly ever mingle in a diverse crowd, aside from a doorman, delivery man, random shop person. Whether you want to believe it or not, that is probably the reality of these women's lives.

Does it bother you that the Real Housewives casts are not more diverse?

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Michael Jackson’s Former Friend Says the King of Pop Molested Him and Sues His Estate

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:55:00 EDT

Post by Ericka Sóuter

I am convinced that Michael Jackson will NEVER rest in peace. If it's not because his family has turned his kids into media stars (he desperately tried to keep them out of the spotlight while he was alive), then this latest news will definitely have him turning over in his grave. One of the belated King of Pop's friends now alleges that Michael molested him years ago.

Wade Robson is accusing Jackson of "childhood sexual abuse" and is suing his estate for financial compensation for his pain and suffering. A talented, aspiring dancer, he had been a frequent guest of Neverland Ranch from age 7 to 14, when the alleged abuse occurred. These claims are especially surprising because Robson was a star witness at Jackson's 2005 molestation trial, swearing that he was never the victim of any abuse. His testimony went a long way in convincing jurors and fans alike of Michael's innocence. (You may recall, MJ was found not guilty of all charges.) But Now Robson says that he had actually suppressed the memory of what happened for 20 years.

Not surprisingly, lawyers for the estate have blasted the lawsuit, calling it "sad and less than credible." If his accusations are true, it's horrible, of course. But this seems like a has-been desperate for some time in the spotlight (and some major cash) and Michael’s shady past is an easy mark.

Robson was once considered one of the best choreographers in the entertainment business. He has worked with Usher, Britney Spears, and Justin Timberlake, to name a few. It was even rumored that Brit cheated on JT with him and is the reason for their headline-grabbing breakup. Since then, however, Robson has kept a pretty low profile, working on So You Think You Can Dance and reportedly is doing Demi Lovato's choreography. Now 30, this could be his attempt to make a quick buck on lingering suspicions about Michael Jackson's behavior, or perhaps he did finally remember what happened to him inside the walls of Neverland Ranch. No one really knows except him and Michael Jackson, who can no longer defend himself against these accusations. Sadly, this may open the door to a lot of claims from people who want to cash in on his estate.

Do you think these allegations are true?

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Kourtney Kardashian’s Heart May Be Broken Over New Scott Disick Cheating Rumors

Mon, 06 May 2013 17:38:00 EDT

Post by Ericka Sóuter

Rarely a day goes by without some sort of Kardashian drama. This time, it's Kourtney Kardashian and longtime love Scott Disick who are reportedly having some serious relationship troubles. If true, this could be the beginning of the end for the parents of two.

According to Star Magazine, Scott has been spotted out flirting with two hot blondes at a London bar. He had spent a few days there with the entire Kardashian clan but refused to travel on with them to Greece. Of course Kourtney wasn't happy with his decision, because she thought he would be by her side helping out with the kids. But what could she do? She jetted off with her family and Scott stayed behind for a little alone time. The next night, he hit the town, partying with the gorgeous girls, said Star sources, and he left the club with one on each arm. No word on what happened to the trio after that.

How does that saying go -- when the cat’s away, the mouse will play. This isn’t the first time Scott has gotten flirty behind Kourtney’s back and this probably won’t be the last. But it seems like this couple has a simple rule in play -- he can look (even leer) but he can’t touch. And what’s so wrong with that? He’s human after all, at least I think he is. He does have that plastic, slimy Ken doll thing going on though.

He did eventually join Kourtney and the kids in Greece, which hopefully made her happy. I just feel bad for this young mom. With two kids to raise, she is in need of a mature partner to help her parent. It doesn't seem as though Scott is always up for that role.

Do you think Kourtney should dump Scott?

Caring for Your Child's Teeth: The Big Kid Years

Mon, 06 May 2013 16:32:00 EDT

Post by Ericka Sóuter

Once those baby teeth come in, it's not always easy convincing your little one about the importance of brushing. A lot of parents will tell you, it can be a real struggle. But after the hurdle of teaching your child about caring for his precious toddler teeth, your job is far from over. Children miss over 750,000 days of school each year because of dental problems. So as they get older, it's critical to teach them how to maintain a healthy smile into adulthood. Here is what you need to know about caring for your big kid's teeth.

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Honey Boo Boo’s Mama June Was the Best-Looking Bride on Reality TV – See for Yourself! (PHOTOS)

Mon, 06 May 2013 14:30:00 EDT

Post by Ericka Sóuter

When we first got word that Here Comes Honey Boo Boo stars Mama June Shannon and Mike "Sugar Bear" Thompson were tying the knot, we figured it would more resemble something out of Guns & Ammo than Modern Bride. We were right. But that's not necessarily a bad thing. The couple didn't betray their redneck roots when it came to their big day on May 5 -- and they looked fantastic.

Forget glittering swarovski crystals and chic white silk. The style theme for these nuptials was more along the lines of "smexy" combat cool. Mama wore a camouflage and orange gown with a veil; Sugar Bear sported camo pants, an orange vest, black shirt and tie; and their daughter-turned-flower girl Honey Boo Boo was decked out in a frilly, hot pink pageant gown.

Guests kept with the down-home dress code wearing fatigues and bright colors. As wacky as it sounds, it was actually a very stylish affair. After they exchanged vows, they couple changed into matching casual duds -- camouflage tees and cropped khaki pants -- before hopping aboard an ATV with a "Just Married" sign and paint cans attached to the back.

I know some may turn their nose up at the details, but it really was a marvelous event. I especially loved the fact that it was so, well, so ...them. That is what makes this so much cooler than a Kardashian wedding or any other on reality TV. This moment was all about the couple, not the cameras. Clearly Mama could care less what the fashion police think. And the shape of the dress actually complemented her figure quite well. She looked every bit the glowing bride or as she would say, "beautimous."

Held at their McIntyre, Georgia home, friends and family noshed on barbecue and sipped cocktails out of mason jars. It looked as though everyone was having a blast, especially the bride and groom. And isn't that what a wedding is all about -- celebrating each other and having fun?

What do you think of their wedding attire?

‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Trailer Teases Marriage Trouble, Teresa Drama and the Wildest Brawl Yet (VIDEO)

Mon, 06 May 2013 13:01:00 EDT

Post by Ericka Sóuter

Truce? What truce? As season 5 of The Real Housewives of New Jersey gets ready to kick off, it's clear those crazy feuds haven't cooled. A new teaser reveals that things are as heated as ever. Take a look at the wildest, craziest Real Housewives sneak peek you've ever seen.

At first, the video makes it seem as though everyone is trying to make nice. Teresa Giudice and her brother Joe Gorga attempt to make amends for the sake of their sickly father. "I do regret things that I've done," she tells him. There are even a few scenes in which they appear to be one big happy family.

At one point, the entire cast participates in an obstacle course and Teresa and her sister-in-law Melissa have to meet in the middle of a wire dangling high above the ground. "After this, we'll never fight again," Teresa says hopefully. That was short-lived, of course. "Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom before it gets better," Melissa says. Sorry, but this cast is way past rock bottom. They sunk lower than that three seasons ago and somehow they manage to go lower with these new episodes.

Other interesting developments? Caroline Manzo's marriage may be in trouble and she appears to be turning against one of her BFFs. Though nothing is as shocking (or mesmerizing) as the brawl between Joe Giudice and Joe Gorga at a family gathering.

It's more like the wild, wild west than Jersey, don't you think? What is wrong with these people?

Will you watch the new season?

Honey Boo Boo's Mama and Sugar Bear Are Getting Married

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:30:23 EDT

Post by Ericka Sóuter

Here comes the bride!

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo stars June Shannon and Mike Thompson (aka Mama and Sugar Bear) are finally getting hitched. TMZ has gotten its hands on the wedding invite and now we have all the down-home details about the big day.

The reality TV stars are planning to get hitched on May 5 in their hometown of McIntyre, Georgia.The invitation warns that "no cell phones, cameras, or outside video taping will be allowed. This will be a taped event." So obviously the nuptials will be featured on the TLC hit. And we can't wait. TMZ reports that staff working the event were instructed to wear either hot pink or camo clothing. Hilarious, right? They are staying true to their redneck roots down to the last detail.

The 'I dos' comes nine years after the met in an Internet chat room. And anyone who is a fan of their reality show knows they are still very much in love. They often trade loving, lustful looks and I can't even count the number of times Mama has called her man, "Smexy."

This wedding must be especially wonderful for Honey Boo Boo. I imagine she has the perfect, poofy, bedazzled dress picked out for the event. Her sisters Pumkin, Chickadee, and Chubbs are undoubtedly overjoyed too. They think of Sugar Bear as their father and he certainly loves and cares for them as though they were his own too.

Are you surprised to hear that Mama and Sugar Bear are getting married?

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Miley Cyrus Named 'Hottest Woman' and That's Just Not Right

Sun, 05 May 2013 12:44:30 EDT

Post by Ericka Sóuter

Miley Cyrus has a new honor to add to her resume. The former Disney star is now a bona fide sex symbol. Miley was just named #1 on Maxim's Hot list. Needless to say, she's over the moon about the honor, even tweeting the news to fans before the magazine had a chance to announce it. Last year's top spot went to model Bar Refaeli and Miley ranked 68th back then. Wanna know how she made such a huge jump?

So do we. I like Miley. She may not have the best voice or Oscar-worthy acting chops, but I get why she's a star. But the hottest star? It just seems so ... so out of left field. At least that's what I thought at first. Then I started to dissect Miley's last year.

Her trail to supreme hotness began as she tried to carve out a bolder, sexier, post-Hannah Montana persona. Every Disney star will tell you it can be hell overcoming that good-girl image. For Miley, that meant having a high profile romance. In the past, she has reportedly been linked to Nick Jonas, Justin Gason, Mike Posner, Avan Jogia, and Josh Bowman. Then she got engaged to the incredibly gorgeous and sexy Liam Hemsworth.

Then there are all those infamous side boob revealing shirts she walks out the house wearing. It's like she's obsessed with letting her girls feel a constant breeze. She does it so much, it feels more like a style must, than a style slip up for her. Though, her boldest move had to be the haircut. Switching back and forth from blond to brunette wasn't enough. Nor were those straggly extensions. She took her conversion to a whole new level when she chopped off her locks a la Pink.

She has clearly morphed into a woman and Maxim has taken note. Whether she really is the hottest -- well, that's still up for debate. It's just so hard for some of us to really see her that way.

Do you think Miley deserves the Hottest Woman title?

Zach Galifianakis Is 'SNL's Best Host Ever and Here Are 5 Skits to Prove It

Sun, 05 May 2013 11:44:25 EDT

Post by Ericka Sóuter

Typically, Saturday Night Live is either hit or miss. Some hosts always knock it out of the park (that would be you Justin Timberlake) while others are just painful to watch (Vince Vaughn, this just isn't you thing). The most recent episode featured awkward funnyman Zach Galifianakis and viewers definitely weren't disappointed. To say he was amazing is a serious understatement. This is his second time headlining the show and he proved that he just may be the best SNL host ever. Check out his best bits.

1. Among the hilarious lines from his monologue: a woman came up to him in a card shop and said, “Has anyone ever told you that you look like the guy from the Hangover?...No offense.”

2. We get a unexpected thrill in this Jeopardy-Style quiz show centered around The Game of Thrones.

3. He plays a racist worker at the M&M store in this sidesplitting skit.

4. We wish Darrell's House was a weekly bit. So awesome.

5. Darrell's House part 2 features another SNL great, Jon Hamm.

Do you think Zach Galifianakis was funny? What was your favorite sketch?