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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 02:09:52 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[November 15th is National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day. Well, I did, and found this little gem in my crisper. I have no idea what it is, or how long it has been there. But thanks to a bleach-based cleanser and sponge my refrigerator is now clean. And apparently, mold-free. I would like to apologize [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>My Kinda Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 01:53:49 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[If you know King, then you know he enjoys a good time. And if you ever go to a bar with him, there are three constants to keep in mind: You will drink You will eventually be asked to leave He will lose his debit card or cell phone; or both Now normally I would [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>You And Tequila</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Benny]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2011 23:41:46 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[After the Good Friday Tornado swept through St. Louis last spring, a few friends got together to help move debris from Crowe Dog&#8217;s house.Â  And by debris, I mean trees. I know I&#8217;ve written about our cleanup efforts previously, but I&#8217;ve yet to mention &#8216;The Chainsaw Incident of 2011&#8217;. Here&#8217;s the short version. Tom bought [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>You Ain&#8217;t Seen Nothing Yet</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Benny]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 01:39:31 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I didn&#8217;t get to sleep until 3 AM last night. After the long 4th of July weekend, I guess my body didn&#8217;t recognize the need for rest without being passed out. I made a list for my doctor&#8217;s appointment next week. Most of these involve some sort of pain and/or paranoia. They are in no [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>The Real Slim Shady</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Benny]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 01:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m sitting in the locker room today at the gym. I had just gotten there and wanted to send a quick text message. There was an older, fatter man sitting in the same section &#8211; naked. &#8220;Put away that cell phone,&#8221; he said. &#8220;What?&#8221; I asked. &#8220;Cell phones aren&#8217;t allowed in the locker room. [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>She Sells Sanctuary</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Benny]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2011 00:35:32 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I noticed this mattress sitting on my neighbor&#8217;s patio the other night. I knew the girl that used to live there had moved out, so I was a little concerned about the new neighbors. &#8220;Maybe they&#8217;re moving things around inside and needed the space,&#8221; someone said. &#8220;Maybe,&#8221; I replied. The following morning I ran into [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Sugaree</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Benny]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2011 03:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Road Trip to Kansas City last weekend&#8230; Friday My buddy Wil E. Coyote let me ride shotgun as he had been in St. Louis all week, and can&#8217;t stand being alone. I cracked a cold one about halfway, and turned the radio to the Grateful Dead station on XM. Wil E.&#8217;s not much of a [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Feel Your Love Tonight</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Benny]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 15:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Thursday morning I walked out in the rain to find my car had a flat tire. I put on the spare, and drove to a service station up the street. I told the lady attendant I wanted to drop off the tire, and pick it up the next day. She said they would be happy [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>The Show Must Go On</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Benny]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2011 02:12:41 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The Preakness is this Saturday, but if youÂ caught the last few minutes leading up to the Kentucky Derby, you witnessed aÂ crime. Well, maybe not a crime, but at least reason #748 not to gamble. One of the so-called experts, Mike Battaglia, correctly picked the winning horse &#8211; Animal Kingdom &#8211; as they were loading into [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Ridinâ€™ The Storm Out</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Benny]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 12:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s obviously been a while since I updated The SOB, so here&#8217;s a recap of what&#8217;s happened since the last post. March 26th &#8211; Tom &#38; Crowe Dog leave for Hawaii March 30th &#8211; Crowe Dog falls in love in Hawaii (not with Tom) April 1st &#8211; Drinking Club at my place after work. From [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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