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	<title>The Summer of Benny</title>
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		<title>Everybody Wants To Rule The World</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 02:36:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
		
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The Clinton Culinary Combo Kitchen Tool Set
I hate having to remember so many passwords. I have seven just at work. They are all different, and they all have different requirements. 6-14 characters, upper/lower case, special characters like &#8220;!,@,#,$&#60;%,^,&#38;,*&#8221;&#8230;
Not to mention they have to be changed every &#8220;X&#8221; number of days.
But I came up with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Small Paradise</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:35:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
		
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I&#8217;ve had some major computer problems lately. First, the monitor on my laptop went out. No problem - I just hooked it up to my PC monitor.
That worked for day.
Then the hard drive on the laptop went south. No problem - I&#8217;ll just use the old Windows 2000 machine.
That  couldn&#8217;t connect to the internet.
I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Heart Of Gold</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 18:55:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
		
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Lunch
Here is one more example of why I&#8217;m still single.
My girlfriend had friends in town this weekend - Kurt and Pam.
We had made tentative plans to meet them for breakfast this morning. She called them a couple of times but they didn&#8217;t answer.
They were staying with a guy I knew (Doug), so I gave him a call. He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don’t Blink</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
		
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The SOB will be dark until later this week. My grandma passed away, and I will be out of town with my family.
 My mom asked me to say a few words at the funeral.
My grandma was fortunate to live a long and happy life. And I am fortunate to have a lot of great memories [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pop Song 89</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 01:02:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
		
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Tim Johnson strikes again.
Happy Facebook Friday
 
I want to give a shout out to the driver of the hotel airport shuttle that drove my drunk ass home last night. I was in no shape to walk after Parties in the Plaza - especially when I was carrying an extra-large pepperoni pie.
Best thing I ever did, Clark.

I was talking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hello, I Love You</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 01:06:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
		
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I already sent an update to Facebook and Twitter regarding this issue, but I had a major BLOW OUT in the men&#8217;s room today. It was so bad, guys were running out the door like democrats at a job fair.
Mr. O and I had a nice conversation about relationships the other day.

                         BENNY
She wants me to wipe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>99 Problems</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 02:32:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
		
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I found some dude&#8217;s wallet in the Melrose Place parking lot Sunday morning. It was resting next to a fresh pile of puke. I didn&#8217;t need Miami CSI to solve the case.
I thought about buying a 12-pack before I turned it in. But, hey, I&#8217;ve been there before. And that&#8217;s just another morning for King.
That [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I’ve Got A Name</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 23:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
		
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Enjoying Chico&#8217;s new swimming pool
There are a lot of grueling ways to make a living. You could be a window washer, crab fisherman, ironworker, fireman, policeman. The list goes on and on.
But one the most difficult jobs has to be a computer programmer in charge of updating spell check applications. 
I mean, think of the work involved trying to keep up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beds Are Burning</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 04:14:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Benny</dc:creator>
		
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I read the American Idol runner-up announced he is gay. I think his name his Adam, or something. I never watched an episode but I saw the guy on one of the morning shows the day after the final.
He&#8217;s gay? Really? Shit, the guy makes Clay Aiken look straight.
June is Gay Pride month. May was Asian-Pacific Heritage [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Me And My Gang</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 11:45:24 +0000</pubDate>
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The Melrose Place pool party last Saturday was something of a homecoming. A majority of the cast members were there - Abby, Crowe Dog, Dani-girl, Chico, Gina Party, Issac, Leo &#38; Sheri, Maribeth, Sheila E and Tom d G.
But I want to clear up a rumor - mainly the one started by me. I was not actually [...]]]></description>
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