The Tales

Amin...

2009-04-02T00:37:00.000-07:00

bila kamera takde, laptop pun takde, aku pun hilang semangat hendak blogging. takkan nak guna handphone untuk post entry? ya Allah, berilah balasan setimpal kepada pencuri tersebut, amin.

love letter?

2009-03-10T20:41:00.000-07:00

this questionnaire/tag) i took from my old pc. this is really simple (and fun). just copy all the above questions and paste on your own new entry. then highlight your answer of each question. after that fill in the blank areas of the 'love letter' with the designated answer. all friends and bloggers are invited to write your love letter.

1. What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?

January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos- In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5) What’s the color of your underwear?

Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey -The Catholic Priest
Brown-The Montreal Canadians goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red -My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink -You are My Little Pony collection
None -My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other -The elephant in the corner

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?

Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig
Foosball - Silly duck
Shopping - French kisser
Dulging for food - Cranky banana
Movies - Smelly armpits
Snacks - Horny wolf
Snooker - Tiny nipples
Bowling - Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities - Vain pot
Having a long talk - Nose plucker
Taking pictures - Dumb bitch
Other - Burn yourself

L O V E L E T T E R

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog). I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___. ___12___.

Loves;-(Your name)

P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___, (The name of the person that you want to tag).

my first sandwich

2009-03-09T09:29:00.001-07:00

semasa Kak Inda di tingkatan 1, aku masih menuntut di SKAJ di standard 3. pada waktu itu aku begitu fascinated dengan buku-buku sekolah menengah terutama sekali buku teks ERT (ekonomi rumah tangga). pada satu halaman, terdapat resepi-resepi simple yang boleh dipelajari dengan mudah. salah satunya ialah sandwich telur. kerana gambar hiasan pada resepi tersebut begitu menyelerakan maka aku eagerly mahu mencuba. setelah berpenat lelah, maka terhasillah sandwich. aku tidak ingat lagi bagaimana rasanya tetapi aku tidak dapat melupakan bagaimana naive nya aku tidak tahu bagaimana hendak makan sandwich tersebut. kesimpulannya, aku makan roti on top dulu, kemudian makan timun (bukan zucchini), kemudian makan telur yang dilenyek bersama roti kat bawah. bila aku terjumpa this pieces of Calvin and Hobbes, barulah aku tau anak mat saleh macam Susie Derkins pun tak tau cara yang betul nak makan sandwich, apatah lagi aku; anak Mohamad Bin Karim. tapi peduli apa dengan cara bagaimana nak makan, asalkan kita rasa sedap dan puas hati.

*bukan setakat itu, aku juga selalu menulis 'sandwish' instead of sandwich.

alangkah

2009-03-09T02:38:00.000-07:00

someone sent me this picture via email. i know he want me to thankful for the life we live.

mari mengeTAG orang

2009-03-03T05:13:00.000-08:00

emie sudah mula memberi tag pertama kepada aku. agak susah kerana memerlukan kejujuran dan keikhlasan yang tinggi. jadi di sini aku cuba untuk berlaku jujur kepada blog dan rakan-rakan blog yang lain.

1. Go to your photo folder in your computer
2. Go to 6th folder of your photos
3. Go to the 6th picture in that folder
4. Put that picture on your blog and description it
5. Invite six friends to join the challenge
6. Link them in your blog and let them know they have been challenged

fokus utama gambar di atas ialah billboard Munchy's, dan bukannya Shell petrol palm. ianya adalah untuk kegunaan salah satu projek Intellekta (nama company tempat aku bekerja). Untuk mendapatkan gambar-gambar billboard tersebut, kami terpaksa melalui sepanjang PLUS, bermula dari Sepang ke Nilai. Bukan hanya gambar, tetapi perlu mencatat saiz dan jenis billboard tersebut dan mencari company-company yang memiliki billboard-billboard tersebut. sangat teruk dan berbahaya; seperti menjejaki kediaman seorang 'ahlong'...

dan sekarang aku akan mengeTag out of mind, mizzyn, eliz, dan juhitaz . sila jujur walaupun gambar yang ke-6 tu tak best langsung.

Beautiful Lady

2009-03-01T20:54:00.000-08:00

It’s about how disgusting peoples being isolated because of dialect' s spoken. Guys, no offense!

Silky White

2009-02-26T02:57:00.000-08:00

Semua kaki TV mesti pernah tengok iklan Silkywhite, produk pencerahan kulit. Salah satu iklannya ialah yang guna ramai gadis-gadis berbilang kaum berbeza-beza warna kulit. Quotes yang disebut-sebut ialah:

"White and beautiful."
"Yellow and beautiful."
"Brown and beautiful"
"Black and beautiful."

Color-color yang disebut di atas adalah untuk menggambarkan warna kulit gadis-gadis di dalam iklan tersebut. Tetapi agak hairan, jika 'black... and beautiful', kenapa perlu ada produk tersebut? Tidakkah konsep iklan tersebut agak menyimpang dengan adanya ayat2 yang diucapkan di atas?

Suggestion Untuk Ida

2009-02-26T01:53:00.000-08:00

oleh kerana Ida telah di invite oleh Lily ke satu party yang bertemakan negara Jepun, maka aku hendak memberi cadangan beberapa style yang agak menarik dan tidak akan jemu dipandang; instead of mengenakan kimono dan terompah kayu.

ini ialah pakaian wajib ada yang mesti besepah-sepah orang pakai

atau Ida juga boleh mengubahsuai sedikit tradisional kimono menjadi sesuatu yang agak gothic

ataupun mix & match dan terhasil harajuku

atau meniru gaya anime jepun yang terkenal

atau hanya memakai cawat sumo

aku harap cadangan-cadangan di atas dapat membantu Ida dalam memilih costumes yang sesuai supaya tidak nampak typical japanesse party yang ada kimono, sakura dan terompah. mana tahu, Ida akan menjadi trend setter satu hari nanti.

Siapa Dia?

2009-02-26T01:13:00.000-08:00

aku suka untuk bertanya orang yang paling hampir dengan aku (biasanya Hadi) apabila aku baca sesuatu dan sesuatu itu ialah berkaitan dengan pengetahuan am. dialog tersebut berlangsung seperti ini:

"pernah dengar tak nama Boutrous- Boutrous Ghali?"
"pernah, masa kita sekolah rendah dulu."

"tau tak sapa dia?"
"siapa ye...penjenayah ke?"

pecah gelak Baling aku. aku pun tak berapa pasti siapa dia kalau aku tak baca buku ni tapi setidak-tidaknya aku akan jawab Boutrous-Boutrous Ghali ni ialah seorang politician; jawapan 'penjenayah' itu sangat jauh daripada pilihan jawapan sedia ada.

*kepada yang tidak tahu/ingat; Boutrous- Boutrous Ghali ialah Setiausaha Agung PBB yang ke-6, berkhidmat dari 1991-1996, dari Mesir.

love (iii)

2009-02-11T23:57:00.000-08:00

sekadar gambar hiasan

"demi masa, manusia hidup dalam kerugian". dia umpama jarum saat pada sebuah jam dinding, laju dan sekata. sekiranya dia berhenti, yang lain juga turut diam. dia pasti keadaan pasti lumpuh sekiranya dia tidak berlari.

*penulis sebenarnya mahu memfokuskan pada aksesori2 yg dipakai oleh model pd hari tersebut, tetapi kerana masalah teknikal kamera tidak dapat memberi gambaran sebenar penulis. jadi 'love' yg dimaksudkan tidak mencapai tujuan sebenar. harap maklum.

tagged

2009-02-11T01:01:00.000-08:00

today as i open the tales, i saw the scribbling thoughts
wrote a new entry; which is i have to read and re-post the entry; thats it what people called- tagged. i have never been tagged before, and if i had, the dbkl summons. thats what i called tagged hahaha. so now i will re-post the entry.

The rules: Bold the statements that are true to you. Italise the statements that you WISH are true. Leave the Fibs alone. Then, stab 5 guys to do the same test.

I miss somebody right now. I don't watch TV these days. I own lots of magazines. I wear glasses or contact lenses. I love to play video games. I've tried marijuana. I have been in a threesome. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. I believe honesty is usually the best policy. I curse sometimes. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. I'm totally smart. I've broken someone's bones. I'm paranoid sometimes. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I need money right now. I love sushi. I talk really,really fast. I have long hair. I have lost money in Las Vegas. I have at least one sibling. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (for wedding and photoshoot). I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. I like the way I look. I am usually pessimistic. I have a lot of mood swings. I have a hidden talent. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar i have. I have a lot of friends. I am currently single. I have pecked someone of the same sex. I enjoy talking on the phone. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. I love to shop. I enjoy window shopping. I would rather shop then eat. I don't hate anyone.I dislike them. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. I have a cell phone. I believe in God. I watch MTV on a daily basis. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. I've rejected someone before. I have no idea what i want to do for the rest of my life. I want to have children in the future. I have changed a diaper before. I've called the cops on a friend before. I'm not allergic to anything. I have a lot to learn. I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger. I am shy around the opposite sex. I have tried alcohol before. I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. I own the "South Park" movie. I would die for my best friends. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. I have used my sexuality to advance my career. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and i like it. I have dated a close friends's ex. I am happy at this moment!! I'm obsessed with guys. I study for tests most of the time. I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. I can work on a car. I love my job. I am comfortable with who I am right now. I have more than just my ears pierced. I walk barefoot wherever i can. I have jumped off a bridge. I love sea turtles. I spend ridiculous money on makeup. I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.I'm proficient in a musical instrument. I worked at McDonald's restaurant. I hate office jobs. I love sci-fi movies. I think water rules. I went college out of state. I like sausage. I love kisses. I fall for the worst people. I adore bright colours. I can't live without black eyeliner. I don't know why the hell i just did this stupid thing. I usually like covers better than originals. I can pick up things with my toes. I can't whistle. I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.I have ridden/owned a horse. I still have every journal I've ever written in.I can't stick to a diet.I talk in my sleep. I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time. I have jazz in my blood. I wear a toe ring. I have a tattoo. I can't stand at LEAST one person that i work with. I am a caffeine junkie. I have been to over 15 conventions.I will collect anything, and the more nonsesical, the better. I'm an artist. I only clean my room when necessary. I like a person of the same sex. (liked)I love being happy.I am an adrenaline junkie.

so mumtaz, here you are (",), apparently we are sharing the same interest and natural liking hehehe. and i would like to tag ida, nad, and jac (if they are accidentally read this).

love (ii)

2009-02-09T23:41:00.001-08:00

sekadar gambar hiasan

setelah bertahun-tahun memendam rasa, dia akhirnya berjaya menakluki cinta*. pedulikan tohmahan dan dengki masyarakat sekeliling, dia bersyukur dengan kehidupan baru yang berwarna-warni. kini dia cuma perlu memenangi hati cintanya, memesrai sebaik mungkin. kerana di penghujung pasti akan ada bahagia.

*cinta ialah nama manja utk nikon D90. diberi nama seindah end productnya. dan lihatlah aksi cinta dan tuannya
.

love (i)

2009-02-09T22:47:00.000-08:00

sekadar gambr hiasan

dia terpaksa mengaku dlm penafian yg bermati-matian. akhirnya hatinya yg sekian lama kosong terisi jua dgn cinta gadis bertudung bawal*. pilihannya tepat; kerana segala ciri-ciri yg dia tuntut selama ini ada pada gadis tersebut. cinta lamanya yg tenggelam timbul menyukarkan keadaan, tetapi dlm kepayahan gadis yg bertakhta di hatinya itu berjaya melarikan dia dari situasi serba bodoh tersebut.

*tudung bawal ini mendapat nama drpd perkataan voil. setelah dikomersialkan oleh org kelantan, maka terbitlah nama tersebut (pendapat penulis, tak ada kene mengena dgn yg hidup atau mati)

our leaders

2009-02-01T20:27:00.000-08:00

TUN HUSSEIN ONN

(third prime minister, leading the country from 1976 to 1981)

TUN DR MAHATHIR BIN MOHAMAD

(Malaysian politician who served as prime minister from 1981 - 2003 and oversaw his country's transition to an industrialized nation)

DATO' SERI ABDULLAH AHMAD BADAWI

(the fifth and current Prime Minister of Malaysia)

MAAL HIJRAH

2008-12-29T22:50:00.000-08:00

selamat menyambut tahun baru hijrah 1430

t h e c r o w s

2008-12-28T02:12:00.000-08:00

the black..

the noise..

the dung..

the crows.

(",)

2008-12-28T02:08:00.000-08:00

ramai orang sedih meninggalkan 2008
tapi aku seronok menanti tahun baru

budak2 mandi sungai II & mandi kolam

2008-11-19T23:02:00.000-08:00

ciko dan adik di ulu legong hotsprings. pagi pekerja di situ membersihkan kolam-kolam di sana.

pondok tempat parking beg dan makanan

aku dan kakak

adik, kakak dan fiza

Ernest and Cindy

2008-11-04T05:33:00.000-08:00

budak2 mandi sungai

2008-11-03T23:31:00.000-08:00

mahirah

madihah

kak inda dan kak yah

mustanira dan masturina

mafia... sorry, afea

i dun like nasi lemak!!!

aimi

afea, mahirah, madihah, mustanira

my sister, in the crowds of kid and nieces

1 happy family

Nur Syamsiah

2008-11-03T23:10:00.000-08:00

Super GT 2008

2008-07-01T03:57:00.000-07:00

Cloudy Saturday morning 22nd June 2008- we were all set to Sepang. That day was the qualifying day for GT cars, and the GT queens to prepare for tomorrow. I should post this last month, but really have no time to update. I will post the picture tomorrow.

khabar dari kk

2008-06-10T00:00:00.000-07:00

f a d i l a h, kawan lama saya dari kota kinabalu datang ke kl atas satu urusan seri paduka baginda. oleh kerana saya gagal menghadirkan diri semasa upacara tersebut jadi saya mengambil keputusan untuk bertemu dia di tempat penginapan rasminya di jalan kelang lama. walaupun sudah melepasi waktu puncak tapi dia dan kaum kerabatnya tetap menunggu saya. inilah wajah fadilah selepas 5-6 tahun kami membawa haluan masing-masing. dia sudah banyak berubah. satu sahaja yang belum berubah dan tidak akan diubah; dia tetap peminat britney spears!

inilah wajah-wajah kaum kerabat fadilah yang diangkut dari kota kinabalu. sampai ke hari ini saya masih mencari-cari; mana satu jejaka yang sudah ditempah oleh fadilah? saya harap fadilah berjaya dalam walau apapun bidang yang diceburi.

ini foto request dari kawan-kawan fadilah (maaf ya saya terlupa nama-nama kamu). inilah wajah mereka yang gembira menikmati megi goreng dan teh o ais.

"yes! muka kita masuk majalah!" kata pemuda berkemeja putih itu.

"eh... bukan keluar tv ke?" tanya rakan di sebelahnya.

"masuk blog jelah." saya menjawab sambil tersenyum sumbing.

Wahida

2008-06-09T23:27:00.000-07:00

kami (alia, ajat dan aku) di restoran di tepi sungai. tiba-tiba aku teringat pada ida producer rtm tu. kalau tambah lagi seorang mesti bertambah meriah kedai makan tu. lalu aku cuba hubungi dia. rupa-rupanya dia menjadi supir wahida make-up di butik pengantin isma. kemudian idea* ini pun timbul. 10 minit kemudian sebuah toyota avanza berhenti betul-betul di depan meja makan kami. hon dibunyikan. tingkap diturunkan. dan aura pengantin yang bernama wahida itu terbit dan berlegar di hadapan kami. tanpa membuang masa kameraku bekerja. terima kasih ida kerana setuju dengan idea aku. dan minta maaf wahida kerana mencairkan mekap kamu. selamat pengantin baru!

*membawa wahida ke kedai makan di tepi sungai

P I L L O W T A L K

2008-06-09T23:15:00.000-07:00

ciko aimi fiza kak inda