Dr. Ronnie Karayan.

Have you heard of robots working in hospitals?

Telestroke robots have been dispatched to four San Fernando Valley hospitals to provide a new level of stroke expertise from the neurosciences team at Providence Saint Joseph Medical Center.

Under a new partnership, Providence Saint Joseph will work with community hospitals – as well as sister hospital Providence Tarzana Medical Center – to visit virtually with patients and coordinate treatment.

“This is the future of specialty medicine,” said neurologist Ronnie Karayan, M.D., Stroke Center Medical Director for the Hycy and Howard Hill Neuroscience Institute at Providence Saint Joseph. “This entire program is about vastly improving outcomes for patients and their local hospitals.”

Providence Saint Joseph Medical Center.

Providence Saint Joseph’s Hycy and Howard Hill Neuroscience Institute is the leader in stroke care. On Wednesday, May 29, Karayan and regional director Patrice Hallak will hold a community Stroke Prevention lecture in Burbank.

Did you know 88% of strokes are preventable? Before, I thought having a stroke was very much like a lightening strike. At the lecture, they will cover immediate stroke care and prevention, and will perform screenings as well. They want you to be informed, to feel empowered. They want to show you pathways to prevention.

After the lecture, you’ll be better armed to deal with things like high blood pressure, cholesterol, diabetes, smoking cessation, etc. You’ll be able to check out your own stats and see where you fall for your age and health, and get firsthand information, guidance, and advice on the next step for your own preventative healthcare.

The telestroke robots have a mapping technology that allows the doctor to direct the robot to various patients on a single unit. It’s a completely interpersonal interface. These computers, Karayan informed me, can focus in to such a terrifically amplified degree on a facial feature or an iris or eye movement that doctors can tell almost instantly whether a patient is suffering from a stroke.

Telestroke is a nationally recognized program that’s gaining traction worldwide and has the potential to help millions of people that don’t realize they’ve experienced a stroke or stroke symptoms. The level of care and attention is such higher quality because with the robot you are now able to connect with a trained specialist – wherever you are.

Because when you are making those decisions that could affect the outcome of your life, the doctor knows best.

Come to a free Stroke Prevention lecture and screening event on Wednesday, May 29, from 6—7:30 p.m. PSJMC will provide free cholesterol, glucose, blood pressure, and stroke risk assessments. RSVP by calling 1-888-HEALING (432-5464). Free parking and refreshments will also be provided.

Providence Saint Joseph Medical Center is located at 501 S. Buena Vista St. in Burbank.

Email info@tolucantimes.com or call (818) 762-2171 for more information.

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Al Khawahir’s nephew, Nasser Almarzooq, told The Associated Press last Monday the case was simply a misunderstanding. He said his uncle was coming to visit him for a couple weeks and only wanted the device for cooking. Almarzooq is a student at the University of Toledo in Ohio. The man was scheduled to appear in U.S. District Court in Detroit for a hearing to determine whether he will be released on bond or detained.

Well, let’s see, what could possibly be wrong with a Muslim man traveling from Saudi Arabia with a pressure cooker only a few weeks after two Muslim men used pressure cookers to blow up people in Boston? But wait. Let’s give him the benefit of the doubt here. If the guy is telling the truth – if he’s only bringing the thing half way around the world so he can make dinner for his nephew, then HE’S AN IDIOT!

On the other hand, if the guy is a terrorist who planned to use the pressure cooker to make a bomb then HE’S STILL AN IDIOT. That only makes him a dangerous idiot, but an idiot never the less. And if there’s one thing we don’t need in this country, it’s another idiot.

Story number two: Drugs and prostitution going on at a senior citizen housing complex? Unbelievable but true. A man, 75, and a woman, 66, suspected of using cocaine and running a prostitution ring out of their apartments at the Vincente K. Tibbs Senior Citizen Building in Englewood, New Jersey have been arrested after residents complained about vagrants, drunks, and addicts invading their building, authorities said.

In late April, police arrested fifth-floor residents James Parham and his neighbor Cheryl Chaney on charges of possession of drug paraphernalia and maintaining a drug nuisance. Chaney faces an additional charge of possession of crack cocaine. Parham admitted providing prostitutes — mostly young women with crack cocaine addictions — to some of his younger neighbors in the building, Detective Capt. Timothy Torell said. More charges could be pending.

Sex and drugs in the old age home. The hippie generation of the ‘60s never changes I guess, they just get older.

Story number three: It’s a given that politicians don’t always tell the complete truth but when the president lies and continues to lie even in the face of facts easily verified on video tape, it’s pretty shocking. But that is exactly what President Obama is doing … again and again and again.

Last Monday, during an appearance before the media, President Obama was again caught lying to cover-up his lying and covering-up in the aftermath of that horrendous terror attack in Benghazi, Libya that cost four American lives including our ambassador. Obama actually claimed before the world that, “The day after [Libya] happened; I acknowledged that this was an act of terrorism.” Uh, oh. Liar, liar, pants on fire, Mr. President.

In fact it is such a bald-faced lie that Washington Post fact checker Glenn Kessler awarded the President the full-boat of four Pinocchios:

“[T]he president’s claim that he said ‘act of terrorism’ is taking revisionist history too far, given that he repeatedly refused to commit to that phrase when asked directly by reporters in the weeks after the attack. He appears to have gone out of his way to avoid saying it was a terrorist attack, so he has little standing to make that claim now.

“Indeed, the initial unedited talking points did not call it an act of terrorism. Instead of pretending the right words were uttered, it would be far better to acknowledge that he was echoing what the intelligence community believed at the time — and that the administration’s phrasing could have been clearer and more forthright from the start.”

The lying from this Administration is so blatant that it’s embarrassing (but not to the president apparently). The lies about Libya never stop, no matter how much evidence is uncovered. As I said, politicians have been playing fast and loose with the truth forever, but this is a very different and much more serious thing. When it’s the President of the United States doing the lying and doing so before all of the media in the most brazen way imaginable, it goes beyond unbelievable. It’s criminal.

Cliffside Malibu: This inspiring environment knows no equal among other drug treatment centers.

In the battle against addiction, the stakes are far too high to settle on a treatment center that seems only adequate. As one of the world’s most highly regarded addiction treatment facilities, Cliffside Malibu offers the ultimate quality of care, luxury amenities, and the industry’s first guarantee of success. What sets Cliffside Malibu apart from other treatment facilities?

The Staff

The Cliffside staff has been chosen to create a unified team that is fully committed to each client’s recovery. They are industry leading professionals who were hand-picked to join Cliffside. Along every stage of recovery, the client is greeted by the staff with encouragement, support, and a positive perspective on addiction and recovery. Each member of the team helps to individualize a treatment program for each client, support every person’s unique needs. Addiction is not an insurmountable disease, but a behavioral problem our staff has helped hundreds of people to overcome.

Location and Facilities

Set along coastal bluffs in Malibu overlooking the Pacific, the majestic setting provides the perfect space for individuals to gain perspective on their lives. This inspiring environment knows no equal among other drug treatment centers.

The luxurious facilities are second to none. Cliffside offers first-rate amenities, including private rose and meditation gardens, delicious and nutritious meals prepared by a professional chef and served in a comfortable dining room with 180 degree panoramic ocean views, and luxurious bedrooms with hardwood floors, top-quality bed linens, private water closets, boutique soaps, Egyptian cotton towels, and a full laundry and linen service. The idea is to provide a resort-like atmosphere so that the client’s full attention can be placed on recovery.

Treatment Strategy and Philosophy

Through years of research and by staying at the cutting-edge of advances in addiction treatment strategies, Cliffside Malibu has developed comprehensive therapies that have a proven track record of success. At the essence of Cliffside’s overarching treatment philosophy is a nurturing of the complete person. The treatment at Cliffside is holistic, helping a person achieve and maintain a full and meaningful recovery.

The Cliffside Malibu treatment protocol meets individuals where they are, embracing the Stages of Change concept. Instead of trying to push a person to change, the Stages of Change model recognizes where a person is and helps from that place. This model was developed by Dr. James Prochaska, one of the world’s leading psychologists and winner of numerous awards such as the Top Five Most Cited Authors in Psychology from the American Psychology Society and a Medal of Honor for Clinical Research from the American Cancer Society. His endorsement of the protocol can be found in Cliffside Malibu’s Amazon bestselling book, Ending Addiction for Good.

For more information on Cliffside Malibu, go to CliffsideMalibu.com.

A promotional postcard for Pop Rockz. The dazzling new attraction is the brainchild of The Talent Plan Company’s Kevin Weiler.

Move over Hollywood Walk Of Fame, Universal Studios and Venice Beach: L.A. has a new spectacular amusement draw in “Pop Rockz” — the first multi-media, pop-tribute extravaganza paying homage to stars like Michael Jackson, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Beyonce, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, and more.

The exciting new attraction is the brainchild of The Talent Plan Company’s Kevin Weiler. “This attraction offers audience members the energy and pizzazz of walking into a music superstar’s concert or the Grammys,” says Weiler. Talent Plan is the country’s leading look-alike talent management company.

Last week Studio City’s Club Rain nightclub hosted showcases for press, entertainment, and tourism executives. Celebrity impersonators performed some of the day’s biggest hits accompanied by choreographed dancers and lights, fabulous video images, and bursts of confetti. Reaction was highly positive resulting in packed houses and standing ovations.

It makes sense that Pop Rockz would find a receptive audience in Hollywood, the celebrity capital of the world. “There is such intense interest in music stars and celebrity culture in general,” Weiler explains.

His goal is to include Pop Rockz on guided tours as part of the “Hollywood Experience” for visitors. The show will also be available in different package concepts and for booking at private or public events both locally and in other cities.

For more information call (310) 279-3588 or go to poprockz.com.

Vyshvik and Ms. Annie getting to know one another.

Wednesday, May 20, was a very special day at Joyce’s Toluca Lake Preschool and Kindergarten. We had the privilege of hosting seniors from AvantGarde Senior Citizens Center.

Four women from the Center came and read to our students, ages 2 through 6. From “Splash” to “Rain” to “Finklehopper Frog,” the children listened intently while our new friends were able to see the students’ eyes glimmer and smiles radiate.

We are looking forward to their next visit in June.

Jessica Cronyager (Miss Country Western USA 2012-2013) brings a Red Rose to place on the Veterans Memorial at Valhalla, to honor those who served. This year’s Memorial Day Master of Ceremony, and Event Chair, Mr. Ralph Walker (from the American Legion Post 150 – Burbank) stands guard.

Valhalla Pierce Brothers Memorial Park (located at 10621 Victory Blvd., North Hollywood) will be the staging area for the 2013 Memorial Day Celebration as presented by the Burbank American Legion, Post 150.

The event being held on Memorial Day, May 27, at 10 a.m. promises to have celebrity speakers, some of which include Burbank Vice-Mayor Dr. David Gordon and newly elected, Councilman Bob Frutos.

Boy Scout Troop 219 will present the Colors, as vocalist Johine Carreno performs the National Anthem. Special Patriotic Music by the Bells Air Brass Band, and everything topped off with a seated luncheon after the event.

According to American Legion Post 150 Past Commander Ralph Walker, “This year we will really have a moving ceremony, complete with a Dove Release as Army National Guardsman Paul McKenna places a Memorial Wreath at the foot of the Veterans Memorial.”

Hundreds of flags were laid on Friday by Scouts to commence the weekend celebration. A newly installed urn at the tomb of the Vietnam Memorial is there to facilitate flowers for anyone to remember a loved one of that conflict.

The event will crescendo to a 21 Gun Salute, Benediction by Pastor Mike Johnson (Shepherd of the Hills), and the Sounding of TAPS.

“Pierce Brothers Valhalla has graciously hosted our ceremony for many years. We appreciate them greatly as a good community supporter,” Walker says.

The public is invited to attend. Shaded seating to enjoy the ceremony and after a lite luncheon provided by Valhalla. Javier Fernandez, General Manager of the community-minded Memorial Park, invites everyone to come and enjoy. Lots of parking. The ceremony will commence promptly at 10 a.m.

Miss Darby Walker, who will be performing the National Anthem and other Patriotic vocals. The sassy blue-eyed 14-year-old blonde has a desire to become a recording artist and is well on her way with many TV and motion pictures credits.

Running true to form in a series of more than 14 years of successful programs at Pierce Brothers Valhalla in North Hollywood (10621 Victory Blvd.), Boy Scout Venture Crew and Troop 201 of Burbank will play host to the Memorial Day weekend celebrations with the placing of hundreds of American Flags on every Veteran’s Grave, commencing at 5 p.m. on Friday, May 24.

A spectacular sight to watch, these flags are erected by Scouts and Community Members, which brings forth a sea of waving color as they change the tapestry behind the Veterans Memorial while the air is laced with a vocal rendition of our National Anthem, performed by Miss Darby Walker.

Members of the Burbank City Council, Gary Bric, newly elected Councilman Bob Frutos, and Vice-Mayor Dr. David Gordon will usher forth words of greeting.

Boy Scouts from Troop 201 of Burbank will perform a flag retirement, in tribute to our fellow Veterans.

The “Brief” ceremony, to kick off your Memorial Day weekend, is promised to make your day and be proud to be an American in celebration of this impending holiday. The Scouts will also perform as the Color Guard at the Memorial Day Ceremony at Valhalla on Memorial Day, Monday, May 27, commencing at 10 a.m. At the Monday Ceremony, a free luncheon will be served. The public is invited to attend either or both celebrations, and participate with the placing of flags.

“We will NEVER Forget.”

Long known as a hangout for glamorous celebs as well as the Hollywood set, it has always been a popular dining sanctuary. Though countless parties and events have been held there, including Sir Elton John’s star-studded Oscar parties raising the roof, never has it been razed, which is exactly what happened Tuesday, May 1, when the domed glass ceiling came crashing down between tables during lunch.

Everyone was caught by surprise as we heard a large bomb-like noise and the roof above our heads suddenly crashed to the floor. We had no idea if we were under siege, but it sent everyone running to the next room or hiding under their tables panic stricken. Some ran for the door with plates of food in their hands. I guess whether under heavy fire or not, they were still not going to miss a meal, or maybe they thought it might very well be their last!

We stayed at our table praying no other crash would happen or terrorists would drop down from above, but believe me we were scared as the falling glass narrowly escaped us. Fortunately after the crash, everyone was alright. There was no one physically injured, and everyone, including our waiter, dodged the impact. No one called the fire department or police. No cow bell was rung. Everyone survived, but there was lots of hurrying and scurrying in the direction of the door! It was like people were fleeing for freedom. Our eyes were turned upwards, waiting for another crash or to see what might happen next. Luckily, there was only silence.

Interestingly, this crash landing has not been making the rounds on the internet or even the local news and it seems mum’s the word from Spago. All our meals were complimentary; I guess one might call it “hush money.”

Relieved this was no terrorist attack on the Spago Bistro Gardens, I laughed as I thought of the many inebriated celebs that have probably fallen down or staggered out from one of the many parties held there over the years, but the roof falling down has to be a first in Spago history and in Beverly Hills.

That day, lucky, lucky, luck was on our side.

Groom For Less owner Eddie with Buttercup.

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