The Torchtown Saga

Ep. 59 - Wulfred’s Waft and Lick (The Infinity Cube Pt. 4)

torchtownsaga@gmail.com (Torchtown Productions) — Thu, 16 Nov 2017 20:39:35 -0500

It’s anything goes in the Infinity Cube – brains in jars, traps, good good room stank, and, of course, one very uncomfortable Purple Worm. Like I said, it’s anything goes.

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Ep. 58 - Who Are You? (The Infinity Cube Pt. 3)

torchtownsaga@gmail.com (Torchtown Productions) — Wed, 01 Nov 2017 19:40:55 -0400

The true face of the dangerous warrior trap in the Infinity Cube is revealed, and it is very, very… moisssssst.

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Ep. 57 - Sucking Effect (The Infinity Cube Pt. 2)

torchtownsaga@gmail.com (Torchtown Productions) — Sun, 15 Oct 2017 21:45:13 -0400

Deep inside the Infinity Cube, lost without a map, and face to… um… eye with a Beholder, our heroes race against the clock to stop the mysterious and dangerous warrior from escaping its prison.

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Ep. 56 - Neutral, One Way or Another (The Infinity Cube Pt. 1)

torchtownsaga@gmail.com (Torchtown Productions) — Sun, 01 Oct 2017 15:07:02 -0400

It’s the beginning of a new era for our heroes, and a new enemy is threatening to emerge. Join us as we venture into a world of unpredictable, inexplicable, seemingly random possibilities. Welcome, fair traveller, to the Infinity Cube.

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Ep 55. - Thunderstruck (Brother of Dragons Pt. 19)

torchtownsaga@gmail.com (Torchtown Productions) — Fri, 15 Sep 2017 19:00:03 -0400

A climactic battle, several hundred feet in the air, on the back of two dragons, in a lightning storm.

What could possibly go wrong?

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Ep. 54 - The Storm (Brother of Dragons Pt. 18)

torchtownsaga@gmail.com (Torchtown Productions) — Fri, 01 Sep 2017 22:15:04 -0400

We’re nearly there. We’re so close. There’s only one battle between our heroes and the end of their ordeal with Eugene’s family. It’s the *mother* of all battles.

Get it? Cuz it’s Eugene’s Mom? Right?

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Ep. 53 - The Calm Before the Storm (Brother of Dragons Pt. 17)

torchtownsaga@gmail.com (Torchtown Productions) — Tue, 15 Aug 2017 00:01:29 -0400

With Eugene’s personal life now more or less intact, our heroes plot (yes, actually plot) their daring escape from the clutches of Constance and Eugene’s Mom. But how well can they execute a plan that relies crucially on stealth? The answer may surprise you!

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Ep. 52 - Eugene Constintcha's "Finest" Hour (Brother of Dragons Pt. 16)

torchtownsaga@gmail.com (Torchtown Productions) — Tue, 01 Aug 2017 10:59:23 -0400

As we enter the endgame of this chapter (no seriously, I promise), our heroes find themselves in the last place they’d ever hope to be… Eugene’s childhood home. What wicked plan does Constance have in store? And how will Eugene fair against his greatest challenge yet - an honest conversation.<\p>

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Ep. 51 - Lightning Dolt (Brother of Dragons Pt. 15)

torchtownsaga@gmail.com (Torchtown Productions) — Sat, 15 Jul 2017 21:16:32 -0400

We were so excited to reach 50 episodes, we done went and released Episode 51 right away! Witness the auditory wonder that is the conclusion of our heroes battle with Genji and Hanzo!

And then… just when our heroes think they’re safe… enter Constance!

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Ep. 50 - The Rifle of Snipe (Brother of Dragons Pt. 14)

torchtownsaga@gmail.com (Torchtown Productions) — Sat, 15 Jul 2017 21:12:02 -0400

We made it! Our Semi-Centennial Episode! And just in time to celebrate this important milestone, we bring you the tale of the epic fight between the Torchtown Heroes, and Eugene’s 5th/6th half-siblings, Genji and Hanzo.

Siblings too OP. Pls nerf.

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Ep. 49 - Softcore Parkour (Brother of Dragons Pt. 13)

torchtownsaga@gmail.com (Torchtown Productions) — Sun, 02 Jul 2017 08:22:19 -0400

Their asses having been summarily handed to them, our heroes take some time to recoup, recover and test new skills. Or, you know, they waste their time on parkour. Because that’s a productive use of downtime. Sure.

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Ep. 48 - The Escape (Brother of Dragons Pt. 12)

torchtownsaga@gmail.com (Torchtown Productions) — Thu, 15 Jun 2017 00:58:29 -0400

Hark, all ye burgeoning adventurers, and learn ye well what befalls those who ask the DM to make the stakes seem more real. Shit gon’ get real.

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Ep. 47 - Princess Fussbutt (Brother of Dragons Pt. 11)

torchtownsaga@gmail.com (Torchtown Productions) — Thu, 01 Jun 2017 22:53:33 -0400

Eugene’s family has proven themselves to been a challenge to the heroes thus far, but greater threats await just over the horizon. Can the heroes survive an encounter with the deadly sibling yet? It’s time to meet… Princess Fussbutt.

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Ep. 46 - Fight Club (Brother of Dragons Pt. 10)

torchtownsaga@gmail.com (Torchtown Productions) — Mon, 15 May 2017 00:00:42 -0400

First rule of Fight Club: Don’t talk about Fight Club

Second rule of Fight Club: There are no rules

Third rule of Fight Club: Get DUNK’D on!

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Ep. 45 - Suck My Back (Brother of Dragons Pt. 9)

torchtownsaga@gmail.com (Torchtown Productions) — Mon, 01 May 2017 08:19:50 -0400

A mysterious invisible force is following our heroes, and no one knows what it might be. Wulfred seeks out a Fight Club. Bree trains her squirrel. Fye considers a questionable business proposal. That’s right, it’s another slice of life episode!

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Ep. 44 - Dimension Doom (Brother of Dragons Pt. 8)

torchtownsaga@gmail.com (Torchtown Productions) — Sun, 16 Apr 2017 12:23:58 -0400

The Torchtown Heroes have been getting their asses handed to them by Clash at Boulder, but the tide is turning, and Eugene lucks might finally be ready to change! Enter the Ring of the Grammarian.

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Ep. 43 - CLASH AT BOULDER (Brother of Dragons Pt. 7)

torchtownsaga@gmail.com (Torchtown Productions) — Sat, 01 Apr 2017 17:59:45 -0400

The day has finally arrived! CLASH AT BOULDER, live at the Torchtown Pub! Doors open at 7pm, 2 gold cover charge. Be there or be square!

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Ep. 42 - Eugene Makes a Friend (Brother of Dragons Pt. 6)

torchtownsaga@gmail.com (Torchtown Productions) — Thu, 16 Mar 2017 11:23:30 -0400

Eugene makes attempts at friendship, to mixed results. Violet encounters a familiar face. Bree continues to train her squirrel. All this and more, on the Torchtown Saga!

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Ep. 41 - Effective Sunday (Brother of Dragons Pt. 5)

torchtownsaga@gmail.com (Torchtown Productions) — Wed, 01 Mar 2017 08:44:23 -0500

We’re finally back after a long hiatus, and the action gets off to a… calm-ish start? That’s right, we’re giving the heroes some time to explore and experience what life is like in Torchtown. And wouldn’t you believe it, shenanigans ensue.

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Ep. 40 - Grinding on Things (Brother of Dragons Pt. 4)

torchtownsaga@gmail.com (Torchtown Productions) — Mon, 05 Dec 2016 08:04:36 -0500

Things aren’t looking good on the Spire. Eugene has taken a brutal pounding from his ex-half brother, Trey. How much longer can the heroes hold on when their face-to-face with a gnarly cloudboarding Cloud Giant?

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