Jackie At The Mall

#OCCUPYWALLSTREET | Anonymous Revolution

2011-09-17T15:34:00.000-05:00

Hey bitches,

As I'm typing this, I'm monitoring the LiveStream on Anons blogspot. There are anarchists, revolutionaries, workers and Guy Fawks masks as far as the eye can see.

The day has only begun, but I want to hear from you. From the audience watching Anonymous, what do think of all of this? Some people are mad as hell at the bankers, others seem to want socialism and communism. What do you, the REAL people, want? We're all in this together as they say, I want to hear from you!

Love,
Jackie ^_^

Please see recommended books below.

Proper Protocol | Nobility Not Required

2011-09-17T00:26:00.001-05:00

Hey bitches,

The End Of Era - Manners and Social Graces

It is disturbing and disgusting to walk down a street and pass an individual who has hacked-up a huge loogie the size of a fifty cent piece and spits it on the ground. Words cannot describe how rude it is for a few people walking on a sidewalk and when they are met by an individual who is traveling in the opposite direction to refuse to move or accommodate the other person, causing them to either completely stop or the option of walking into the street. It is equally disturbing to see violence in public, whether this may be verbal or physical abuse. Too often, people are witnessed screaming at each other. Too often, parents are witnessed miss-treating or abusing their children in public. It is common these days to see groups of individuals at the local malls who are so confrontational that they are looking for ways to express their anger and violence. It is trendy for many young girls and women to dress in provocative ways; this tends to advertise that they want to be treated like the women in the Hip-hop music videos, as objectified women. These are things we can easily observe in our modern-day society, which clearly displays that good manners, etiquette, and protocol have been lost. What is more disconcerting is these bad behaviors tend to occur even with friends, now. Kindness and fairness should be enjoyed among friends. Therefore, the group shouldn’t abuse the one person with money to pay for every outing and every meal, without gratitude. Apparently it is custom to invite friends over for the day, yet expect the guest to pay for the delivery pizza. What’s even more appalling is when the host keeps the leftovers. If this only happened one time, it would be unfortunate. When this type of bad manners and poor etiquette happens all the time, it is tragic. There is simply no excuse for such displays of poor manners and rude behavior. Most think that Royals alone practice etiquette and protocol, but I assure you nobility is not required.

I hope you learn something from the books I reccomend; otherwise, check yourself into a finishing school.

Love,

Jackie ^_^

Escencial Etiquette

2011-09-17T00:08:00.000-05:00

Hey bitches,

don't do this!

It’s lovely to get together with friends and share memories at one’s favorite restaurant. Everyone is laughing, telling stories, and enjoying some great food. All of a sudden, the laughter has faded away. The entire group has become attuned to a series of sounds. They seem to consist of four basic descriptions: smacking, slurping, belching and hacking. Smacking of the lips against smacking of the food, only gets worse when a softer food turns to mush. This sound does diminish over time; however, it’s met by a slurping of a beverage. The type of beverage doesn’t matter, the horrible sound is the same. Almost immediately after the slurping, a loud eruption of belches fills the airwaves. Finally, the sound of hacking takes over the whole room, as if the walls would crack. These offensive sounds are, at first annoying and then they become sickening to one’s appetite. What was once a lovely enjoyable dinner has now become nauseating and repulsive. These sounds seem to have a common point of origin. My dinner guest and I look at each other, eyes wide, then proceed to look toward the source of the sounds.
Obviously, this was a mistake.

This individual, sitting at a near by table, was eating with his mouth open for all to see, causing his lips to smack. He was extending his large food-soiled tongue out to greet every fork-full of food. As he attempted to reach his mouth with the helping of food, he would drop particles back onto his plate. He did not have a napkin in his lap, nor was he sitting upright. He continued to wipe his mouth with his sleeve or the back of his hand. He was sitting squarely on his chair but he was hunched-over the table and his plate. His left arm curved around his plate, as if to guard it. This is always reminiscent of a Neanderthal attempting to protect its food from enemy attack. He only held his fork in his right hand utilizing the tight-fisted, scooping method. His dinning companion quickly attempted to snatch a few French fries from his plate, but was surprised by the low thunderous growls coming from his throat as if gnashing his teeth. As he made this aggressive move towards his companion, we noticed several small food particles flying through the air propelled by his tongue. He slurped and gulped more of his beverage, followed by more belching and hacking. As he smiled at the waiter, he had a massive amount of indistinguishable food stuck between his teeth. Even though, we were all shocked by this horrible spectacle; it was impossible to look away. Not only did this ill-mannered individual ruin the enjoyment of our dinning experience on this occasion, but this type of bad behavior and improper manners tends to happen quite often these days.

As a repulsed individual, I recommend the following.
Love,
Jackie ^_^

Advertising on Blogs, I Need Help!

2011-09-15T18:09:00.000-05:00

Hey bitches,

I am so confused right now... configuring ads is not an easy task. Online FAQs can only answer so much. I tried to place some ads to the right of my posts and just below my posts; however, they aren't showing up. Perhaps it is only on my computer, but I can't know for sure. If anyone has some advice, it would be greatly appreciated! Please leave a comment or contact me via Twitter of Facebook. I'm very new to being an Affiliate for advertisements. Also, what do you think of my layout, back round, etc.? I'm been modifying this blog, tweaking it bit by bit but I'm still not happy with it. If you have any advice for me regarding ads and the appearance and functionality of my blog, I will love you forever.

I can't force people to click the ads; yet, I wish to "monetize" my blog. Any advice for turning a funny blog into a profitable website? Like I said, I'm new to this. Thanks :)

Love,
Jackie

The Destruction of Civility

2011-09-13T13:38:00.000-05:00

Hey bitches,

"That's For Your Bad Manners" by Niagara

Today was shite. Literally putrid, splattered shite. I walked my size 4 ass up the hill to this little store, asking questions about vending. As a future business owner, I needed to explore options. They were nice; however, it is what happened after I left which turned to shite. I was exiting the store and just closed the door... and there they were, just standing there. Two individuals standing mid-doorway blocking my exit... they remained, doe-eyed no less. I said "Excuse me!" and their response was a mere "... oh." THEY DIDN'T MOVE! Remaining doe-eyed and still blocking my exit, I pushed one of them aside in order to exit the dwelling and THEY WERE OFFENDED? They were offended at my actions, while I was simply trying to leave the fucking store. What has become of our culture, our society? Where have "social graces" gone? What could have possibly lead us to this shithole?

A hundred years ago, the financially solvent families sent their sons to universities and their daughters to finishing schools. While this definitely seems sexist, it did have some societal benefits to include etiquette, protocol and manners. These standards became the social norms of the time period and were transcended to the rest of society. This is why gentlemen held doors open for ladies, gentlemen always walked on the outside of the sidewalk, and they tipped their hats to ladies passing by with a cordial greeting. Somewhere along the way, these traditional customs of proper etiquette and manners have been lost. Even the very basic etiquette skills including table manners have vanished in current times, one only has to visit a local restaurant to observe these violations. It is argued that basic etiquette should be a necessity in society to prevent the public display of crude sounds, repulsive visuals and other heinous bad manners.

So you see, I am not a bitch out of spite... I'm a bitch out of repulsion.

Love,
Jackie ^_^

Selena Gomez Tattoo | Madonna Loathes Hydrangeas

2011-09-07T23:06:00.000-05:00

Hey bitches,

I am so confused... who the fuck do these celebrities think they are?

celebuzz.com Selena Gomez New Henna Tattoo

Dear Selena,

Discretion and moderation is a must for those in the public eye... that would be you sweetheart. I can see an S E possibly an L but it kinda looks like a lowercase H, with some stars and shitty dots. If you're going to decorate your skin with fake tattoos/Henna, make it meaningful. I don't know who told you that was Henna, but it's really not. Like no really, it's not. Please see the example below for an authentic celebratory Henna design by a dude in fucking India.

This is Henna!

National Geographic Henna Hand, India, 1996

Everyone listen up, Madonna "Loathes Hydrangeas"... because it's not enough to parade around with a fake British accent you've created for yourself, humbly receiving a gift from a loyal fan is too much to ask. Clearly she's not allergic, otherwise she wouldn't have touched them. What is it with these people? There are countless reports of celebrities acting like the biggest spoiled brats - Mariah Carrey and Katey Perry to name a few. I will never understand how they can get away with being so inconsiderate.

What the hell, Madonna?

Love,

Jackie ^_^

5 Ways Strategic Planning is Like Blogging | BloggersCompete

2011-09-06T20:33:00.000-05:00

Hey bitches,

I decided to submit my blog to BloggersCompete.com so I could enter blogging competitions. I was really excited to read the confirmation email from the owner of BloggerCompete, my blog was accepted! Accepting a blog like mine is rare, since they usually feature technology and marketing blogs. I am grateful, thank you.

The contest I'm entering in is called "5 ways ______ is like ______."

Here are the official rules:

"Replace the first blank with anything you want and replace the second blank with either blogging or something related to blogging/entrepreneurship/SEO/SEM/internet marketing/affiliate marketing."

"Winner will be determined on a point system. A score will be given out of 50 for the quality of the post and that will result in points. For example a 40/50 will result in 40 points. Each Facebook like, tweet and +1 gives you a point each. Every comment on your post gives you 1 point each. The entry with the highest number of points will win this contest."

I've chosen to write about my methods of becoming a blogger using strategic planning.

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5 ways strategic planning is like blogging.

1. The intent (plan) of any good blogging site is to communicate a specific topic.

To start a blog, one must decide on the subject matter. The subject and quality of content will determine the fan-base and it's growth. Even in our busy lives, we still find time to read a review, a list of facts or simply the opinions of others online. However, most of us do not have the time of day for online emo diaries found on sites like LiveJournal. Perhaps this is why hosting sites such as Blogger, WordPress and Tumblr have recently dominated. Each post should have a goal, a plan to communicate to fans or new visitors.

2. The writer for the “Jackie” blog designs the daily/weekly post in a strategic manor to meet the objective (plan).

The goal of Jackie At The Mall is to entertain. However, keeping an audience interested is one of the most difficult objectives of an entertainer. This happens to be even more difficult for the medium of blogging. The subject of each post must be luring; yet, the content (pictures, words and video) must be witty for the limited time and patience of online readers today. The truth is, people don't want to read eight paragraphs regardless of the subject matter. The content must be concise, simple and right to the point. Whether a blogger is recommending a new camcorder or if a blogger is simply poking fun at modern-day culture, it must follow a plan in order for readers to "Like" and recommend to their friends on Facebook, Twitter or even link it to their own blog.

3. The various articles and photos are purposefully chosen to accentuate the communication plan for the specific topic.

One may write a condensed summary of an article and post it on their blog, thus appealing to those who only have the time and patience for the punch-line. It is perfectly acceptable to borrow a picture used in the article, if the post is properly sited or linked to the site of origin. Using the original site's name in the "keywords" section will also generate traffic. However, people aren't searching for the SparkNotes of CNN.com - summarizing an article without personal creative flare will not generate the traffic numbers the professional blogger is seeking to obtain. As a blogger, one must celebrate the concept of individuality; one must write as an individual.

4. The writer for the “Jackie” blog strategically researches the Interwebs to document objective facts that can be utilized to support and produce subjective opinions; which result in open communication via comments and feedback from the blog site fan-base.

Research is the core of blogging. The research used for a new post must have a few facts, pictures or videos to prove a point. Otherwise, it is only opinion and subjective opinions of faceless bloggers do not carry any credibility. Even in my celebrity satire blog, I try to include facts, pictures or videos for my audience. I may suggest an individualized opinion on the evidence provided; but ultimately, it is left up to my readers to judge for themselves. Occasionally, I try to push the boundaries and as a result, I have received a few comments on my blog from unhappy readers. Some people took my words wrong and didn't realize the intent was purely humorous-sarcasm; while others have responded in a harsh-tone. Either way, I received a response from my audience. An old boss told me: "If you're not pissing-off at least one person a day, you're not doing your job." Whether it's good or bad, comments are comments.... besides, this is the internet.

DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY!

5. The writer’s intent (plan) for this social media blogging site is to communicate satire and humor for the purpose of entertainment.

Professional Bloggers must never take negative comments seriously. Blogging is mainly for fun and to be entertaining. If one is able to write a successful blog, generate thousands if not millions of views and possibly make some money off of it - that's something to be proud of; especially if the character blog is filled with satire, sarcasm and everything humorous - it's for the lulz, as they say. The next step of my blog would be some kind of web series portraying my character "Jackie", I hope to achieve that goal one day. Becoming a YouTube personality is very difficult, as online viewers are extremely fickle. Online celebritdom is fleeting to say the least, but establishing a website or blog is a medium to promote an individual brand strategy.

If you are so inclined to vote for me, please "Like" my Facebook page, "Recommend" to your friends, click +1, and give me your honest opinion in a comment below. Feel free to ask me questions on Formspring!

Sincerely,
The Creater of Jackie At The Mall

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This article is part of a blogging contest on Bloggers Compete. It is a blogging contest site that lets Bloggers to get paid and promoted. The site is looking for bloggers who want to create contests and engage with bloggers.

Jay-Z Already Has A Son? Beyonce in Denial

2011-09-03T15:03:00.001-05:00

Hey bitches,

Beyonces Fiancee Jay-Z Denied His Son

Beyonce is happy to finally be pregnant... I dread the sight of their potential children. Jay-Z is not an attractive man, he scares me! I hope their kids end up looking like her; hopefully, they won't inherit any of his features. Could you imagine a little girl looking like Jay-Z? Eww! That's just wrong! However, it seems Jay-Z already has a son by a "model from Trinidad named Shenelle Scott." Why have we (or at least I) never heard of this? "... Jay-Z paid his Shenelle $1 million to keep him off the birth certificate." according to celebritycatch.tv
Jay-Z's got some explaining to do!

Random Change of Subject!

Studious Sons Shun Showbiz (OKMagazine)

Rob Lowe's kids have absolutely no interest in getting into the Biz... apparently, they don't want to suffer for their father's career. Lately, Rob has been doing a lot for cancer research and teen addictions. Only stars with a dying career get themselves involved with "causes". Sad... however, his kids have enrolled into impressive internships including political science and advanced physics. Their dad might be a loser, but John and Edward Lowe are going to make some serious money one day.

What have we learned? Rob's kids are going to be just fine and Beyonce is consumed by denial.
So much so, Jay-Z and Beyonce are living in an alternate reality. Did you lol yet?

Love,
Jackie ^_^

The Power of Shoes

2011-09-02T00:54:00.002-05:00

Hey bitches,

visualphotos.com

We have all come to love Sarah Jessica Parker for her iconic role in Sex and The City as Carrie Bradshaw. Why was she loved by women and gay men of all ages you ask... she was a brilliant columnist and the ultimate shoe hoarding fiend. Speaking of shoes, I've noticed some trends recently. Liam Kyle Sullivan's satirical video titled Kelly Shoes was a hit. It exposed the materialistic world we've come to love, while poking fun at social icons. I would have given my favorite shoe from my left foot for a chance to be in that video. Recently on Ice Loves CoCo, CoCo recorded a song with her hubby Ice-T where she proudly professed "I love my shoes". That song was so heartfelt, I swear she read my mind!

As seen on E's Ice Loves CoCo

strangecosmos.com

Shoes have had a lot of influence in our personal lives and the entire world. As you may or may not know, I went to Catholic school for years 5-8... I have seen and heard it all, bitches. One day, our class was divided into groups. The groups had a teacher or faculty member as the administrator of each group, they provided topics of discussion and activities for everyone. I just had to be put in the group of fucking losers and posers, not to mention the sad excuse for a human being appointed as our group admin. The admin asked one of the girls in our group a question I will never forget: "So Emma, since everyone has to wear uniforms, how do you judge people?" Emma: "We judge them by their shoes." I know I'm a stone cold bitch, but this is too extreme and simply uncalled for. Could you imagine posers judging you for the shoes you wear? Then again, Emma wore 8 inch stiletto FMP's everyday to school in 7th and 8th grade. I wonder if she got pregnant at 16?

"Homage to Imelda's shoes" BBC

How have shoes influenced the world? In the Philippines, former Philippine First Lady Imelda Marcos, used tax payer money to live like the "rich and famous". While her people were starving and dying, President Ferdinand Marcos and First Lady Imelda Marcos were taking lessons from Marie Antoinette. She reprotedly had 30,000-40,000 pairs of shoes. As you can imagine the people didn't approve of their spending habits, today President Ferdinand Marcos and First Lady Imelda Marcos are in exile. Instead of "Let Them Eat Cake", Imelda implied "Let Them Strut The Catwalk".

Never underestimate the power of shoes.

Love,
Jackie ^_^

The Many Faces of Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, Kristen Stewart and Cameron Diaz.

2011-08-26T23:47:00.001-05:00

Hey bitches,

Have you ever noticed how some people have the same facial expressions, no matter what time of day or type of situation... or lack thereof? Here are some examples of famous people with this affliction or as I call it:

vegus-trigeminalmonotosis - translation: single facial expression.
(vegus and trigeminal nerves)

Love,
Jackie ^_^

I love Johnny Depp

2011-08-26T22:27:00.001-05:00

Hey bitches,

Johnny is at it again, in the film adaptation of the classic "semi-novel" The Rum Diary. I am super excited for this film, it seems fun and different. I'm so intrigued, I almost want to read the book... which is rare, since most stories aren't worth my time. I can't believe I wasted what seemed to be countless hours on Breaking Dawn... I suggest researching books before reading them, that way, you won't get Rick Rolled by Stephanie Meyer.

you know the rules, and so do I...

Love,
Jackie ^_^

"i feel so ashamed of the way i look"

2011-08-26T00:17:00.002-05:00

Hey bitches,

borrowed from Undressed Skeleton tumblr.

I was looking through the online traffic statistics concerning my blog today, I am deeply troubled by what I found. The stats can tell me almost everything; from the search engine that lead you to find my site, to the exact key words typed in the search box. I was troubled by a certain sentence/phrase of key words searched, they are as follows:

"i feel so ashamed of the way i look"

I have no way of knowing who searched this; however, this really ate at me all day long. I don't know who you are, but I wish you peace in your life. It is an important life lesson to learn to love and accept ourselves. After all, how can we love and accept each other, if we cannot love ourselves?

You are beautiful, you are handsome, you are a gift - embrace life. Eat, drink, laugh, love and live. Beauty is of the soul.

For great advice and motivation, please see Undressed Skeleton by Tara and follow her @TaralynnsTweets

Love,
Jackie ^_^

LA Ink Canceled?

2011-08-19T23:54:00.009-05:00

Hey bitches,

One of my favorite shows, LA Ink, will not return for another season. I'm kinda sad, I really admire Kat Von D as an artist. I will never understand how she dated Jesse (I'm a twatting neo-nazi cow) James; however, she did break up with him. Once I thought Kat's sanity had returned to her, she gets back together with Jesse.... Kat, what are you doing?

This is straight from her:

“In my relationship I never before felt as solid and strong — even though the world said different by all the criticism,” she wrote. “Lost a lot of friends, and even caused turmoil within some of my family members because of the bulls**t the media put out there.”

“Some fans even changed their perception of who they thought I was,”...“never planned on walking away from this relationship, let alone the timing of things.”

Do you think TLC canceled the show because of Jesse? The ratings are down for this season, unofficially due to Jesse's appearance on the show. No one wants to see that neo-nazi twat and perhaps viewers change the channel when Jesse's on screen. Sorry Kat, I wish you the best with life and your career. Your fans still admire your art; however, we will never support Jesse James.

"shhhh I don't want to contribute to nazi-biker stereotypes... buy my Fuhrer Approved™ choppers!"

Love,
Jackie ^_^

New Puppy!

2011-08-18T17:01:00.002-05:00

Hey bitches, I've been away from the interwebs and this is why:

SAY HELLO TO LUCY

#epicoverloadofcuteness

She is super cute!

Love,
Jackie ^_^

Obama's 57 united States of America?

2011-08-12T23:38:00.001-05:00

Hey bitches,

How is it, that I only came across this video on 2011?

lmao... someone read a type-o on the teleprompter again!

Is Eau Claire one of the 57?

I hate politics, I hate them with a passion. I laughed when they made fun of Bush and I will laugh when they make fun of ANY politician, regardless of left and right. This is funny!

Laugh on, bitches!

Love,

Jackie ^_^

The Cotton Ball Diet & Wigger Wednesday

2011-08-07T01:43:00.001-05:00

Hey bitches, here's my new poem!

My best friend Lauren decided she wanted to drop a few pounds to look totally hot in her new dress and she heard that super-models have been loosing weight by eating cotton balls. Lauren thought she'd try it, as a fashion science-experiment. She told me that the models soak the cotton balls in fruit juice and swallow it. Ok, so Lauren being the stone-cold bitch that she is, decided to soak a cotton ball in vodka and tried to choke it down. It made her gag, so she took another one and cut it in half, soaked it in vodka (Grey Goose, of course) and she was able to swallow both halves. She said she felt, like totally, full immediately! She said, "Hey dude you should try this." I replied, "Well, let's just wait." Lauren yelled back at me, "Wait for what? Wait for me to die or something; you're such a fucking bitch!" We both laughed. The next day Lauren swallowed just a half of cotton-ball soaked in vodka and she stated she felt totally full. So, it seemed the fashion science-experience was working.

The next day, Lauren said her stomach was hurting and she couldn't go to the bathroom. She decided to drink some citrus-nitrate to help her system start moving. The article online did state the side affects could be "blockage" OH FUCK, are you kidding me? That's exactly what Lauren didn't want - a bloated stomach and severe pain. She didn't get to wear the dress to the party. She said, "Now I know why you wanted me to try this first! You wanted to see what in the hell it would do to me and you're such a bitch, you got to wear my dress to the party and I didn't even get to go. Thanks for nothing Jackie!" We weren't really laughing now, but hey, it was her choice to try that stupid advice of so-called super models. Needless to say, Lauren was really sick and in abdominal pain for 3 days and it took about a week to feel normal again. I truly felt bad for Lauren and her pain, but I looked stunning in her new dress at the party!

Lesson learned here, kiddies - Do Not Try The Cotton Ball Diet! Do Not Believe The Stupid Stories You Read Online! Just eat right and exercise. That's what I do to look fabulous, bitches.

P.S. On TMZ, they were talking about some school starting quote "Wigger Wednesday". My mom thought "Wigger Wednesday" meant people wear wigs on Wednesday. I said it was kinda racist, then my mom said "Why? Is it because mostly black chicks wear wigs?" Try explaining wigger to a 50 year old redhead...

Love,
Jackie ^_^

Casy Anthony Halloween Mask - Hide Yo Kids, bitch!

2011-07-27T15:58:00.007-05:00

Hey bitches,

If you thought Freddy Kruger and Michael Meyers were scary, wait til you see this!

EBay - bids are over $20k

That's right, a Casey Anthony Halloween mask. Could you imagine someone in a black hoodie running around with this mask on? I would need a change of panties... possibly two pairs. Honestly, that mask looks ten times better than her real face... has anyone else noticed how she's grown uglier over the years? I certainly have, she's scary-looking!

"Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife- cause they killin every body out here"

Don't you love the American Justice System?

Love,
Jackie ^_^

Fright Night 2011 - Irish Vampires vs. British Vampires

2011-07-26T22:13:00.001-05:00

Hey bitches,

First, check out Colin Farrell's new movie trailer as a smokin-hot vampire in the 2011 remake, Fright Night.

So hot... so hot... damn! As you've already guessed (because my fans are smart bitches), I will compare it to Twilight. Fright Night was originally made in the 80's and will always be regarded as a classic vampire film... Twilight was written by a lonely Mormon housewife, who longs for any romantic contact from her husband. Now lets look at the actors: Colin Farrell has an impressive resume on his imdb page, Robert Pattinson... not so much.

Bottom line - Colin's vampire character Jerry doesn't sparkle, while Edward Cullen's dick was beaddazzled by Betty White.

Irish Vampires 1, British Vampires 0

Love,

Jackie ^_^

Breaking Dawn Honeymoon clip!

2011-07-26T19:36:00.001-05:00

Hey bitches,

Thank you Comic-Con for giving fans the opportunity to leak footage!

Are you dead yet? Couldn't you just die?

Love,

Jackie ^_^

Lady Gaga's masculine photoshoot, Oslo bombing and shooting - Environmental Viking?

2011-07-25T10:16:00.006-05:00

Hey bitches,

I literally just discovered Lady Gaga's manly poses for Vogue Magazine. I have no idea how this slipped by me, this isn't even recent... it happened a year ago.

Recently there was an attack in Oslo, Norway. At first a radical islamic group took credit for the brutal attacks; however, they had nothing to do with it. You can't take credit for someone else's insanity, I think that's called plagiarizing. Turns out the attacker was a native Norwegian, complete with blonde hair and blue eyes... and no, not a radical muslim convert.

He wrote and published an online manifesto, perhaps some clues are written in the pages... "dear diary, mood: homicidal". He had an interesting view on things, perspectives that usually don't go together. He was a Nationalist, meaning: he supports preserving Norwegian and European culture from being diluted by immigrants. However what doesn't fit, is his self-proclaimed environmental extremism. Those two things never go together, ever! He wanted to revolutionize Norwegian society with the images of dead immigrants... as if saving a tree meant more than human lives of any ethnic origin. However, he didn't murder immigrants (muslims)... his fellow Norwegians were the victims. "Why kill Norwegians" you ask... he hopes to punish Norwegian politicians (with guilt?), while encouraging the War on Terror. Perhaps he'll realize his own faults, he is no different from the radical islamic jihadists he despises.

radical jihadists+radical nationalists=chaos

The Oslo killer was an extreme environmentalist... in protest of this monster killing innocent lives, I will chop down a tree. Hey Al Gore, is this what you had in mind... you made so much progress! How could they doubt your Nobel Peace Prize eligibility?

Love,

Jackie ^_^

Remembering the Queen of the party: Amy Winehouse.

2011-07-23T16:25:00.000-05:00

Hey bitches,

"It's not important to me to make other people at ease.
I am difficult, but that's because I don’t really give a fuck."

I'm truly sad, Amy Winehouse was one of my favorites. I can't say I was a devout fan of her music; however, I certainly didn't hate it either. We all know she has struggled with drugs and alcohol for many years. People have made fun of her, calling her names and smearing her. She needed your support and all you could offer her was judgement and condemnation. Clearly, she was in need of good friends that would love her no matter what. In this time of mourning, personal thought and spiritual reflection, put your judgement aside and remember this gifted individual.

On twitter Kelly Osbourne was very upset, they were close friends.

MissKellyO Kelly Osbourne

"i cant even breath right my now im crying so hard i just lost 1 of my best friends. i love you forever Amy & will never forget the real you!"

MissKellyO Kelly Osbourne

"i miss my friend! im going to be off twitter for a while thank you for all your support! #pray4amy http://twitpic.com/5uoqq3"

http://twitpic.com/5uoqq3
I borrowed this picture from Kelly's twitpic page.

Please follow Kelly's example and post #pray4amy on twitter, facebook and everywhere else.

AlizonDevice Alizon Device

"R.I.P Amy Winehouse. Our generations Janis Joplin, sending my thoughts and love to @MissKellyO at this hard time."

Alizon tweeted this to Kelly's page.

"I'm a musician. I'm not someone who's trying to be diplomatic, you know, trying to get my 15 minutes. I'm just a musician who is honest."

Amy, your talent will never be forgotten. #pray4amy

Love,

Jackie ^_^

Breaking Dawn at Comic-Con - Robert is scaring off Twi-hards!

2011-07-22T01:01:00.001-05:00

Hey bitches!

Robert Pattinson shaved half of his head... half.

I was shocked... I almost buttered my panties with shite. This new look was for his recently wrapped film, Cosmopolis. However, he decided to keep the "half and half" look. Why? It is just me or did all his appeal fly out the window? In previous posts, I have proved why Rob's Twilight train has long since past. This is just another blog page in the list of "why Rob peaked in 2008 and won't recover".

The news doesn't stop there... some leaked Breaking Dawn footage is online. Here is the link to Perez Hilton's page, where more sex scenes can be drooled over. The anal leakage doesn't stop there, here is some Jacob+Carlise+Esme action.

Thanks Perez, you rock bitch :)

Love,
Jackie ^_^

Rihanna is see-through, Justin Bieber is a NASCAR driver, Kristen Stewart gets a fender bender and Miley Cyrus gets a new tattoo.

2011-07-14T18:07:00.002-05:00

Hey bitches!

"Does my ass look fat?"

Some one's a whore... if she were at the beach, this would be perfectly acceptable. However, this is not the case. Is anyone else sick of her red hair?

"What can I say, I'm Canadian!"

Justin, you are not a NASCAR driver... please stop playing dress-up, you are such a poser.

"ughrefjdsgjgb have a good day!"

Opps, sorry Kristen! It looks like the chick with the ugly poop colored station wagon rammed into Kristen's mini, but I'm not sure. Either way, they're smiling at each other and no one is mad. This is great, perhaps Kristen is maturing after all.

Looks like Miley Cyrus got a new tattoo, it looks like a dream catcher... is she even Native American? I've always found dream catchers and totum poles creepy as fuck. Please don't give me shit... my dad is Cherokee and Blackfoot, bitches!

"Opps! I feel a movement, mom grab a bucket... this is gonna be one fat deuce!"

I don't think that hotdog was kosher...

"I haven't eaten real food in years. I think my stomach is gonna explode!"

Are you fucking kidding me?

"Look mom, no gag reflexes!"

No really... what are you doing?

"I dropped that deuce and now, I'm 5 pounds lighter!"

Love,
Jackie ^_^

Robert Pattinson gets in a pie fight?

2011-06-30T09:55:00.001-05:00

Hey bitches,

Robert gets a pie to the face!

Celebuzz.com

Apparently it was for the movie he's shooting right now... but we all know the dude who threw the pie was laughing. I salute you, mystery pie thrower!

"My head tastes good! omnomnom"

Love,
Jackie ^_^

Westboro Baptists protesting outside Ryan Dunn's funeral - SICK FUCKS!

2011-06-27T10:44:00.003-05:00

Hey bitches....

I am so fucking disgusted right now, I've had ENOUGH of Westboro's judgement and condemnation. They say "God hates fags", "Thank God for dead soldiers" and now "Ryan Dunn is in hell"???

huffingtonpost.com

Let me say, first and foremost, THIS IS NOT CHRISTIAN BEHAVIOR! I beg my readers, please, do not let these hypocrites represent the Christian faith. These people are lost, deceived and possessed to judge and hate others. This is why I can't stand little, insignificant churches. These are not houses of God, these are dens of robbers!

"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?" Matthew 7:3

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you." Matthew 7:12

Worry not, bitches... these sick fucks will be judged as harshly as they have imposed their judgement on others. Woe to their sorry, fat, pork eating asses. May God have mercy on those who do not judge and condemn... but by all means, have at it, against those who have gone against your word.

Everyone post #GodBlessRyanDunn on twitter

Love,
Jackie ^_^