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2013, among other things

noreply@blogger.com (The Twitterer) — Fri, 25 Jan 2013 12:17:00 +0000

Wow, I can't believe this is my 1st entry of the new year! I can't believe it's almost the end of January! So much to do, so little time. Check back with me when you can. I've been busy writing my thesis and taking care of my beloved Puppy and Kitty. That's the way life goes!

noreply@blogger.com (The Twitterer) — Mon, 24 Sep 2012 02:48:00 +0000

The new improved TWITTERER is almost ready for launch!
Bookmark and come back!

noreply@blogger.com (The Twitterer) — Thu, 31 May 2012 00:41:00 +0000

mOrE bOrEd

noreply@blogger.com (The Twitterer) — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 01:20:00 +0000

i've done nothing interesting today. i've spent most of my time sitting in front of the lappy and surf the net until i've really run out of idea on what to surf next. i've been bloghopping here and there, and i predict that by tonite, i will pretty much know everything about everyone's life.

WhY We HeRe?

noreply@blogger.com (The Twitterer) — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 08:08:00 +0000

If you believe past life, then, this might be the answer. And according to this fact, and if you believe it, what you did in the past life will create some sort of story in your present life, and what you do right now, will create the story for your next life. i can tell you i have this feeling that i will wonder why i am the kid of my parents and why they are my parents. i guess these are all questions that we cannot answer. People are afraid of death, but, when we think about it, this date will come regardless of who you are. Do people know that the date they come to this world is also the date their lives started to "count"? i guess, all these questions are the questions behind the ultimate question --- what's life? i will not say, enjoy the moment, i would rather say, experience each moment that your life is giving you. All the things that we meet or experience each day were meant to be happened in that way. At least, i think it is like that :)

whatever things that have a "life", they will have feelings.....

noreply@blogger.com (The Twitterer) — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 08:05:00 +0000

..... at least, feelings that make them feel good or feel bad. All lives are created equal. Agree? Well, to some degress, it's true. However, if people try to find fairness in this world, i believe they will unable to prove this fact. Consider this, a baby from a rich couple and a baby from a poor couple, they are babies, but their lives might be totally different. When they came to this world, they are equal, but only when you look at them as a 'baby", other than that, the money that cannot buy time will separate their destiny in some way. Is it fair? Only God knows. The reason is, the rich baby might not be as healthy as the poor baby..... etc. Thus, same answer, God knows.

OMMGGG!!! im going craaaaaaaaaaaazy!!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (The Twitterer) — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 08:00:00 +0000

@_@ my bum is sore, my back is aching, my head is pounding, i can`t jam anymore facts in my head!! my poor lil brain is exhausted .......

i was tryin to update my blog design ...... well.... that woz a drama and a half!! i nearly lost my blog (yes, im the only person who could lose a blog)

but its all better now

mmmm yummee, eatin sum mango pudding *sleeurp* hehe!! too much bbt this yr!! oh wells!!

Me is ToAsT

noreply@blogger.com (The Twitterer) — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 08:19:00 +0000

No mood to go out today. Juz wanna have a good rest.. as the last few days had been VERY hectic for me- especially on last thursday. That day had been an unusual day for me coz i'd actually woke up quite early in the morning 4 retail therapy wif denti and maria (they hate each other) at the mall nearby. HAH. we ate dinner there and i bought a new android.

Babee * girl

noreply@blogger.com (The Twitterer) — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 01:52:00 +0000

iM da tyPe oF giRl dAt bRinGs u 2 uR knEes
iM tHe liTtle byTch U caNt wAit 2 pLeasE
imAgeS oF me are noT haRd 2 fiNd
Cuz iM rAcin tHreW uR hEarT
and foreVa oN uR miNd

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noreply@blogger.com (The Twitterer) — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 07:57:00 +0000

You know, I'm getting paranoid.

DARN!

Qwote

noreply@blogger.com (The Twitterer) — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 08:10:00 +0000

''Put someone's name in a circle, not a heart. Hearts break but circles go forever''.

waffles are good

noreply@blogger.com (The Twitterer) — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 08:11:00 +0000

but i put to much butter on mine. ;( waffles, pancakes, cereal, french toast, etc always tastes better in the afternoon when you're awake enough to enjoy them...know what i mean jelly bean?

dcisionz

noreply@blogger.com (The Twitterer) — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 08:06:00 +0000

to blog or not to

Ok..let's see, fuck this shit! i'm gonna go smoke now

PuSSy

noreply@blogger.com (The Twitterer) — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 08:14:00 +0000

Dreamchaser

noreply@blogger.com (The Twitterer) — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 19:51:00 +0000

Did you miss me?

Today at the gym as the sweat dripped down into my eyes everything i have been thinking about the last couple of days kind of all came together. What was i thinking about you might ask?

Well ever since I met Maria a few months ago every time i am around her i feel like i should be so much better then i am. Like i have not even started to tap the potential that lives inside me. Also some of my frenz told me sometimes they feel like they could be doing so much more ..... It got me thinking.... we are all kind of trapped in boxes made by our own fears and laziness. Some people break out of the box and run towards everything that they want in life while others stay lost behind. Afraid to push down a wall. Maybe they tried but came up short only to fall back into the box more tired and alone then they were before. All these people need is a little help from the rest of us who have already made it out..... In the way of getting them motivated ...... i wonder if i have ever had any impact on someone. If i have inspired someone to change in a positive way. Because there have been so many people who have impacted my life and i should like to repay the favour..... So just remember this - chase your dreams no matter what they are and never laugh at somebody else's .....

No Sweat!

noreply@blogger.com (The Twitterer) — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 21:59:00 +0000

Working up a sweat at work or school? There may be more to what's happening than you think! Check this out:

Via: Bye Bye Excessive Armpit Sweat

[Guest Post] Strengthen Your Website or Blog for 2012

noreply@blogger.com (The Twitterer) — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 14:12:00 +0000

If you want a good, strong blog with a steady stream of repeat visitors, there are a few items you need to remove from your template or layout ASAP!

♦ Ghost Code and broken widgets. Were you a member of MyBlogLog? You may have some old code somewhere in there on your source page that may be slowing your pageload time - or worse - become a doorway for a hacker to come in and force a pop-up or a re-direct, stealing your readers!

♦ Re-direct widgets - go to your blog from a public computer - DO NOT log on to your Google or Blogspot or Blogger or WordPress account - as you hover over URLs, look in the lower left hand corner of the browser's bottom bar and see exactly what that link looks like: if there is an http://something else followed by your blog link, something is going on that may be affecting your traffic - a lot of advertisers will shun any blog that supports re-directs!

♦ Flash widgets and music that auto-plays when a visitor lands on your page. SUPER NO-NO! Get rid of any and all such garbage. Your load time will be cut by more than half!

♦ Broken Links - Bing and Google will have trouble with routine website indexes if you have too many. get rid of that old blogroll from 2006 as well! You don't need it! And nobody uses TRACKBACKS much anymore, so delete any code for that feature as well!

♦ Duplicate Content - watch out for shoddy guest-posters who upload the same article to 12 different blogs! Search engines interpret that as SPAM!

♦ Crappy Content - guest-bloggers are usually the culprits here - especially if their posts are poorly written - if you must post an article by a guest-blogger, use your head - edit the article to reflect the standards you yourself have set for your own blog posts!

♦ Design - I recently updated my blog's look, and not a moment too soon! My traffic tripled after I did a thorough housecleaning, employing many of the techniques in this article!

♦ Frames- old technology that the search engines have a difficult time dealing with.

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Should I?

noreply@blogger.com (The Twitterer) — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 22:26:00 +0000

i been thinking maybe i should sell my blog
would any of u guys want to buy it?
i'm gettin busy with my films
and webcam stuffs

what should i do?

noreply@blogger.com (The Twitterer) — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 19:55:00 +0000

lissotrichous

noreply@blogger.com (The Twitterer) — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 07:45:00 +0000

the holidze r stressful and my brod found out he lost his job. jobs are like part of our identities. we all try to feed our souls and we try to feed our hearts because they are intertwined. i really need to find some inspiration.

dRunKen BloGGinG

noreply@blogger.com (The Twitterer) — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 18:43:00 +0000

im inna holidaze
just wanna give some shout outz to ma frenz...i don`t know where i`d be without u nicki and denti....you`ve taught me so much....... ( dat`s what friends are for, n`est pas?), you know already! A big hug goes out frum me to all y`all, heehee!

gimme a shout...perhaps you can grace my page with ur thoughts on life, luv wateva...or just say wassup...i promise i`ll get back to u eventually....

HaMsTeR ViDeO

noreply@blogger.com (The Twitterer) — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 23:49:00 +0000

HeLLO agaiN

noreply@blogger.com (The Twitterer) — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 06:57:00 +0000

dunno what made me post here right now..... i just don't feel like posting anything, but i'm here..... making a sumptuous dinner of duck, wild rice, & baby carrots. just made the apricot sauce for the duck. have a nice bottle of wine..... tryin' to come up with something to finish off the dinner..... pie? Ice Cream?

.....bored BoReD bored.....

noreply@blogger.com (The Twitterer) — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 18:47:00 +0000

i can't help it..... i just get so bored..... bored with my frenz..... bored with the blog.... bored with it allll.....

i went on some shitty girlie blogs from malaysia today.... these chicadillas are so dumb.... a couple were cute enough i could have sex with them any minute.... so i lied on th ebed here and pretended

i think i could be a dominatrix real easy

just ignore these and any other stupid thouts

remembering more about girls night out

noreply@blogger.com (The Twitterer) — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 13:59:00 +0000

me and denti and nikki were out clubbin' and we drank way too much... and just as we were leaving the spot these three guys come walking in. We told them that it stunk in there and not to waste their time going in. So we chatted them up for a bit and they suggested another club where we could hang out for the evening. We all drank way too much more and more. i said we should leave, so the guys took and dropped us off at nikki's and of course she invites them in.....and we all drink a bit more.Things got a little out of control and next thing i know nikki and denti are both having sex with one of the guys. Turns out i had on pantyhose that night so one thing leads to another, and there i am doggy style with my pantyhose around my knees, feeling like a porn star, two guys on me and then one cumz on my face and in my hair. Disgusting! I got pissed off and got dressed. The other dude tells me i was the best sex he ever had... fuck it lasted about 5 minutes and the guy didn't even cum. How stupid could you get? He wanted to know if i'd want to see him again.... then he saw my wedding ring and backed off. i go in the other room and the guy who gave me the facial is boning denti! He calls me over and wants me to "give her pleasure" so i said i was finished and left. Told hubby about it yesterday ***guilt*** and got forgiven. So we'd be even i told him i'd bring nikki over for a threesome. Now that's a solid marriage!

_+_+Maybe i should go baCK to posting cooking stuffs_+_+