The Tyler and Alex Show

The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 29

beem237@hotmail.com (Tyler) — Sun, 14 Nov 2010 17:22:00 -0600

Episode 29: Shaking off the cobwebs, Congrats to Ted, Minneapolis odds and ends, Stupid General Mills Perks that Tyler doesn't get, the Alaska Horror Story, Candy Bar in the Bathtub, and Ideas around using Dry Wall.

Added Goodies Part 21

beem237@hotmail.com (Tyler) — Sat, 8 May 2010 22:31:00 -0500

Rock Hudson

Fist Bump

The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 28

beem237@hotmail.com (Tyler) — Sat, 8 May 2010 22:26:00 -0500

Episode 28: Double Down!, Questionable Best Deal Ever, Obscure Rock Hudson Reference, An Actual Discussion...about TV, Unwanted Fist Bump, and CAH CA CAH CA CAH CA!

Added Goodies Part 20

beem237@hotmail.com (Tyler) — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 17:08:00 -0500

The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 27

beem237@hotmail.com (Tyler) — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 17:01:00 -0500

Episode 27: Get to the Choppa!, How many wipes does it take to get to the center of Calvin Pop?, Senor X is lurking, Alex blames Tyler for local NCAA losses, and one of the most awkward handshakes ever.

Added Goodies Part 19

beem237@hotmail.com (Tyler) — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 23:22:00 -0500

The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 26

beem237@hotmail.com (Tyler) — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 23:01:00 -0500

Episode 26: Alice in Wonderland?...More like Falice in Craptown, Everyone - Except Alex - Ruins Alex's Buzz, Pie Day, and the Purple Dodge Stratus that Got Away.

Added Goodies Part 18

beem237@hotmail.com (Tyler) — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 20:25:00 -0600

The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 25

beem237@hotmail.com (Tyler) — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 20:16:00 -0600

Episode 25: We're back!, Welcome to the World Lil' Cal, Olympics - No Thanks, 1/2 Off Alex's Sweet Heart, Hot Dad Quarterly Photoshoot, and Snuggling with my Beaver

Added Goodies Part 17

beem237@hotmail.com (Tyler) — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:48:00 -0500

The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 24

beem237@hotmail.com (Tyler) — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:40:00 -0500

Episode 24: Back from our extended European tour!, technology change up, creepy celebrity guests, traffic jam!, and Alex in the bathroom...a can't miss.

Added Goodies Part 16

beem237@hotmail.com (Tyler) — Sun, 2 Aug 2009 18:10:00 -0500

Added Added Goodies:

The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 23

beem237@hotmail.com (Tyler) — Sun, 2 Aug 2009 18:08:00 -0500

Episode 23: Flashback to another Ole Timey Tyler and Alex Story, Wacky Work Competition, and What the Beef!? with your Host, Alex.

Added Goodies Part 15

beem237@hotmail.com (Tyler) — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 21:03:00 -0500

Sleepy Time as written by Alex & Nicole...and Meatloaf

(Sleepy Time)

Every now and then

I get a little bit sleepy

And I need to take a really quick nap

(Sleepy Time)

Every now and then

I get a little bit drowsy

As I start to lay my head on my desk

(Sleepy Time)

Every now and then

I get a little bit nervous

Is the boss going to walk by and see?

(Sleepy Time)

Every now and then

I get a little bit terrified

I might miss my ten o’clock meeting

(Nodding out, closed eyes)

Every now and then I fall asleep

(Nodding out, closed eyes)

(Every now and then he falls asleep)

And I need a nap right now

And I need it more than ever

And if they’d let me close my eyes

I could totally work forever

It would only be a few minutes

I guarantee less than an hour

But they’ll never listen to me

Even though it would increase productivity (productivity)

I don’t know what to do and I can’t keep my head up

I just drooled on my desk and my eyes are half shut.

I really need a nap

Just a really quick nap

Earlier in the day, I was wide awake

But now I really need my rest

Nothing I can say

I need to sleep at my desk

I shouldn’t sleep at my desk

(He is asleep at his desk)

(Shhhhhhhh….)

The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 22

beem237@hotmail.com (Tyler) — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 20:58:00 -0500

Episode 22: Parking lot showdown, price chopper: the revenge, another round of alex's poor distance prediction skills, and quite possibly the best song we've ever made.

The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 21

beem237@hotmail.com (Tyler) — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:47:00 -0500

Episode 21: Buyer beware...but the advice is from a women...so just ignore, Tyler and Alex get off topic yet again, worst bonus ever, and how many emailys does it take to get to the center of a aaronsie roll pop?

Added Goodies Part 14

beem237@hotmail.com (Tyler) — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 19:27:00 -0500

Transformers 2 review

The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 20

beem237@hotmail.com (Tyler) — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 18:50:00 -0500

Episode 20: Don't see suckformers 2, why Alex's kid will never have a lemon-aide stand, expensive times in Jersey, how Alex got himself into a JAM (zing!), and weird country eats in Oklahoma.

Added Goodies Part 13

beem237@hotmail.com (Tyler) — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 15:59:00 -0500

The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 19

beem237@hotmail.com (Tyler) — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 15:46:00 -0500

Episode 19: This week in Jersey news, Balloon ride!, how Tyler got his douchebag back, it's going to cost how much!? x 2, watch out Orange Juice world cuz Alex is coming for ya, office prank update, free lunch for Tyler!, costly purchases for Alex, and return of the swine flu?

Added Goodies Part 12

beem237@hotmail.com (Tyler) — Sun, 24 May 2009 22:36:00 -0500

He went walking down the street
With out a hammer in his hand
But this wasn't Champaign/Urbana
We're talking Kansas, Kansas City man

Didn't anybody tell him
Didn't anybody see
You can't be walking in the city
Shot down with no Mercy

Now a long 30 years have past
But the city hasn't changed
The buildings still harbor trash
But who's this, man she looks deranged

She's just walking down the street
With a hammer in her hand
And though she's got a friendly smile
Don't cross her, she is not your friend

Didn't anybody tell him
Why didn't he flee
You can't be walking in the city
Shot down with no mercy

The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 18

beem237@hotmail.com (Tyler) — Sun, 24 May 2009 22:34:00 -0500

Episode 18: El Presidente, the long awaited debut of "The Why", top secret conversation, and office pranking 101.

Added Goodies Part 11

beem237@hotmail.com (Tyler) — Sun, 10 May 2009 19:27:00 -0500

The Tyler and Alex Show Ep. 17

beem237@hotmail.com (Tyler) — Sun, 10 May 2009 19:20:00 -0500

Episode 17: BOOOOOOOOMBSHELL, screw you swine flu, rapid fire boring Tyler news, less than a foot away from terrible literature, the one thing Alex cannot skimp on, Richard Cheese?...more like Richard Please, and a very confusing moose of the day.

Added Goodies Part 10

beem237@hotmail.com (Tyler) — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:26:00 -0500