tHe uLtimaTe PJ's...

Tea time

2011-09-02T10:41:00.000+05:30

Sparsh and Aneet sipping tea..

Sparsh: yaar Aneet tu kya soch rha hai??

Aneet: yaar mai yeh soch rha hun, ki bechari gaye(cow) ko kitni baar bathroom jana padta hoga, tabb jake yeh powder wala milk de pati hogi..

Madhuri Goddess

2011-08-23T15:31:00.003+05:30

Why is Madhuri Goddess of Dance??

Think..

Because uspe kisi ne Hara rang daalaa.. (Hare Rama, Hare Krishna) =)) =))

Bill Gates murderer..

2011-08-23T13:35:00.000+05:30

Mr. Bill Gates resigned from his job as d chairman of Microsoft aftr rcvng a letr frm a Sardar..
Sir,
I hv sm Ques. to ask-
1) Keyboard alphabets r nt in ordr, whn wil u release d correctd vrsion?
2) There is START button bt no button to STOP!
3) I'v learnt MS wrd, whn wil u release MS sentnce?
4) There is Re-cycle Bin bt no Re-scooter/Re-car Bin. Y?
Finally 1 prsnl que.-
Y is ur name Gates whn u sell WINDOWS ??? :'(

After resignation, Bill Gates planned to murder that Sardaar by replying to his letter:
1)We already released the correct version, now the alphabets come in order on screen when u press them..
2) People do use STOP speech, only when their Computer crashes..
3) We will launch it as soon as a sentence dictionary is launched..
4) Scooter and Car runs on fuel, which might burn your system..
I don't sell Gates because I don't want anyone to ENTER me.. ;)

Santa again

2010-01-14T17:43:00.002+05:30

What is the opposite of Santa??

Its IODEX...

Know why??

coz Santa "sardaar" hai,
n Iodex "asardaar" hai...

Techie!!

2010-01-08T14:29:00.001+05:30

Q: If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, What will u call her?
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MOTHER-BOARD!

Bear this PJ !!

2010-01-08T14:25:00.001+05:30

Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
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Simple!
The Latter is Vaccinated...!!

Dharam pajii

2010-01-08T14:22:00.000+05:30

Dharam Paaji subscribed to Hutch. But the hutch network did not follow him.
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Bcoz the Dog was afraid,
'Kutte! Main tera khoon pee jaunga.'

Mythological!!

2010-01-08T14:17:00.001+05:30

Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple???
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MARUTI 800!!!
(Maruti is just another name of Lord Hanumaan)

Movie dovie..

2010-01-08T14:16:00.000+05:30

Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?
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Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....

Jai RAMAYAN!!

2010-01-08T13:34:00.003+05:30

Q1) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.

Q2) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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A: Group discussion when he is alone.

PYAR!!

2010-01-08T13:34:00.001+05:30

Q: Do u know what is the meaning of PYAR?
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Some friends sitting on the table in a BAR.....
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"P - YAAR"

issue!!

2010-01-08T13:33:00.001+05:30

Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
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Monday is a Weak Day....

PJ'Ssssss

2009-07-16T23:44:00.001+05:30

A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......

can u guess why???

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try

think!!!

donno???
cuz

he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!!
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ship tha..jisme bahut saare log the...usme ek chor bhi tha..ship iceberg se
takra gayi or sab dhub gaye ...sirf chor bacch gaya batao kaise?

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kyun ki chor ki daadhi me tinka tha..

dhubte hue ko tinka ka sahara mil gaya...

or chor bachh gaya

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Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Prapose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????

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Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna
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Highly complicated PJ

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Q.wat wud an angrez say to his indian naukar who can only understand hindi
if he wants him 2 open the door!!

A."There Was A Cold Day "(say it fast)

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colour of frequency

what is the colour of frequency??

Purple

how ??

frequency ka unit hai Hz
u can write it as 1/sec
ie. par second

in hindi second is also caled as pal
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PARPAL

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Sholay movie mai kis ka double role tha .
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King George

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coin ke dono side rehta hai

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according to movie Sholay who is son of lion.
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HOLI

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.Gabbar bolta hai na

holi cub hai
cub hai holi
(cub)

Gurl's name

2009-07-01T23:47:00.000+05:30

Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?
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Because UTI bank is now Axis bank. Shruti ---Shraxis

Corn tym..

2009-07-01T23:44:00.001+05:30

What did baby corn ask mom corn???

Where is Pop corn?

Tell the difference..

2009-07-01T23:43:00.000+05:30

What's the difference between a fly & a mosquito?

Simple!

A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!

Santa Banta PJ's

2009-06-11T12:06:00.000+05:30

Santa roj apni kichen me jata,

Sugar box kholta or band kar deta!

Why ?

Because doctor NE Jo kaha tha ke "apni sugar roj check karna....!"

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Teacher : Santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

Santa : You told me to do it without using tables.

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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except our Santaji.

He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

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Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA krwaunga fir MA fir Phd krwaunga fir badiya is naukri dilwaunga.

Banta : fir acha as rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo

IPL Fever

2009-05-07T23:47:00.001+05:30

WHOS DA ONLY PLAYER WHO KNOS EACH N EVRY RELIGIOUS SONG?

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HAR-BHAJAN-SINGH

Calci...

2009-05-07T23:46:00.000+05:30

Ek calculator dusre calci ko kya bola?
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..."CASIO???"...(kaisi-ho?)

PJ

2009-04-13T16:03:00.002+05:30

Itna ghatia PJ dhoondh ke bataoooo……

What is the hindi Meaning of injustice????
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Nine-safi !!!!

Deadly PJ

2009-04-09T00:57:00.001+05:30

There was a pregnant lady...
who was carrying a baby girl within her...
the baby girl was blessed..
she could see what was going on outside..
she could also see her future...
one day, she saw a lady named Sapna driving a tata nano, Sapna was also
pregnant with a baby ..
a boy..
this boy was to become the baby girl's
boyfriend in the future...

what did the baby girl sing ???

"nano me sapna..sapne mei sajna..sajnape dil aa gaya...ke sajna pe dil aa gaya..

Color of Frequency,,,

2009-03-24T00:58:00.003+05:30

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Time=>sec

n sec = "pal"

so Freq=1/pal

which is equal to PerPal... "Purple" :)

Seat...

2009-03-16T17:46:00.001+05:30

A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat.

The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear.

She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat, and they go.

When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat to show their predicament. The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?"

"Well, yes," the doctor replies, "but not framed like that."

Poor English...

2009-03-11T23:44:00.003+05:30

Why do we call Lemon a Nimboo???

We should say it Lime-boo...

y???

Coz it doesn't have a Neem Smell...

its Neem-boo...

Well thats y it should be Lime-boo....

Coz its lime in inside... :P

Yeah its my creativity, dont kill me after reading this...

Holi..

2009-03-11T23:38:00.001+05:30

An "e" way of wishing holi...

Call the person for Chat..

Start the conversation very nicely n sweetly with all wonderful words...

The other person will start "blushing.."

Soon the person will turn RED...

Lo ji bann gai holi...

Without touching u made the other person turn RED, thats e-holi.....